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Oh no. Also
>they made him blond
he is described to be even fairer than elves in his physical form moron
>dear slim....
Got me
>One moment... One shot...
Fricking hell.
The elves are black, I don't why
They're making this at all
Looks worse than shit, it's diarrhea
and I wont watch at all
And even if I did
I wouldn't pay
Bezos, you can suck my balls
The hobbit movies
Now don't look so bad
don't look so bad
underrated
Are modern liberals this triggered by 90s Eminem they'd make the Dark Lord of Middle Earth look like him?
~~*modern liberals*~~
>I don't see what the big deal is anyway
>You're just plain old Mairon to me
>Ooh yeah girl run that game
>Barad-Dur? I love that name
>Love that tattoo, what's that say?
>"to rule them all", uh, that's great
>Sauron appearing at all
Ruined, honestly. He worked well precisely because he was out of view, even beneath the armor.
They already did it in Shadow of War but it really doesn't matter because "showing" Sauron isn't really something you can do when he can shape shift.
>Sauron not appearing in a story about the Second Age
C'mon. He directly, canonically interacted with Celebrimbor, Galadriel, and Ar-Pharazon, and almost certainly met Gil-Galad, Elrond, Elendil, and Isildur (not counting the last battle).
Of course he did, but it should be handled better.
What if I told you that blond twink isn't actually Sauron?
Are you moronic? Its the whole fricking point.
>Rings of Power
You are a moron,
How the frick else are they meant to do a 2nd age show without showing Sauron in mortal type form?
He only lost his ability to shapeshift because of the downfall of numenor and he interacts with all sorts of people during this time
He even spends time/effort sweet talk Galadriel in Eregion in the UT version
Because it dilutes and downplays his presence, moron.
But Sauron fricking dominated the 2nd age, at least the 2nd half. He was in all corners of the map, interacting with every race and mostly winning through deception
You simply cannot depict him doing that as a shadow in the darkness or a flaming eyeball
It's funny and kind of easy to spot people who aren't familiar with The Silm.
>You simply cannot depict him doing that as a shadow in the darkness or a flaming eyeball
Yes you fricking can.
It's funny how you dumbasses miss the charm of Sauron's mystique.
>Yes you fricking can.
How? how is he doing to manipulate Celebrimbor and Pharazon as a fricking flaming eyeball when hes described as a regular humanoid type in the books?
Have you even thought your argument through?
>how is he doing to manipulate Celebrimbor and Pharazon as a fricking flaming eyeball when hes described as a regular humanoid type in the books?
Who says he needs to be those things to converse with someone?
Out of every moronic shit related to this show this is what ruins it for you? Are you braindead?
Sauron held a great mystique. He wasn't just some guy. You want him to just be some guy?
looks like an incel
Slim is that you?
What kind of Bringer of Gifts is he? Looks like the only gift he's gonna bring is that bussy
blonde and blue eyed
that is how you know he is a bad guy haha
jews are hilarious
It keeps happening!!!
>A recent, perhaps trivial, example of this type of intellectual ethnic warfare is the popular movie Addams Family Values (released in November 1993), produced by Scott Rudin, directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, and written by Paul Rudnick. The bad guys in the movie are virtually anyone with blond hair (the exception being an overweight child), and the good guys include two israeli children wearing yarmulkes. (Indeed, having blond hair is viewed as a pathology, so that when the dark-haired Addams baby temporarily becomes blond, there is a family crisis.) The featured israeli child has dark hair, wears glasses, and is physically frail and nonathletic. He often makes precociously intelligent comments, and he is severely punished by the blond-haired counselors for reading a highly intellectual book. The evil gentile children are the opposite: blond, athletic, and unintellectual. Together with other assorted dark-haired children from a variety of ethnic backgrounds and white gentile children rejected by their peers (for being overweight, etc.), the israeli boy and the Addams family children lead a very violent movement that succeeds in destroying the blond enemy.
Good summary. This kind of analysis is helpful as it exposes widespread storytelling techniques that many people might not consciously notice (but their brains do)
I can smell the frustration through the text. Poor guy, all that research and no one fricking took him seriously.
This is schizophrenia. The Addams family = dark gothic hair. How would you depict their rivals who are visually designed to embody the opposite of their ideals? Just curious.
The adams family
>black haired pale skinned introverted goths that seem like total weirdos but actually good people
What's the opposite of that to be their nemesis? Oh yeah
>blonde outwardly normal and successful out doors types who are actually c**ts
Who could the allies of the adams family be in their battle with the perfect blondes?
>other outcast types.
>eminem as sauron
I guess they took the "rap battles" a bit too literally
Ugh, those kinds of huwhites look just as bad as dark baboon Black folk. Sauron should look like Loki.
why didn't they make the evil elf black?
Why is Sauron a twinkified eminem, bros?
COME HERE LITTLE NOLDOR, ON MY THING, GUESS WHOS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW RING
>The age of white men is over
>Sauron is a white men
uh.....
Ah yes, sauron looks like he has pimples on his chest and jerk offs to gay furry porn. Exactly how Tolkien imagined it
How did they get Eminem to play this role? Sick, I might watch it now.
>His real body was gonna make a cameo in Peter Jackson's trilogy at first. Pic related is the BTS of it.
But then they realized it was stupid so they didn't
Holy fricking SHIT what is it with these morons and these modern looking hairstyles? You could've made Sauron look like pic related, given him a GORGEOUS FLOWING MANE like pretty much every other character in LotR did, but instead its so moronic wigger fade. Did FRICKING ANYONE have buzzed hair in LotR, besides bald ass goblins and smeagol? Cause I think FRICKING NOT
>Fair of hair and eye and beautiful as can be
>Slim Shady
Well, the guy in OP looks hideous with a potato nose and ugly ass hair yeah.
But Sauron being blonde and blue eyed is canonical.
well when he's sat next to all the darkie mongrels they shit the screen up with, he looks pretty great
So now they care about accuracy, Sure. They keep what fits their narrative.
Does the Op picture look beautiful to you? Whatever the books say, this series obviously created Sauron with the blond villain image in mind.
That's fricking Sauron? Oh no no no
DEAR SLIM HAHAHAHA
HE'S A FRICKING INCEL
WATCH OUT HE'S ABOUT TO AFK OUT OF LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
AHAHAHAHHAAAAA
I'M HERE TO KILL CHAOS
sheeeeeeeit
>Character is smart and use his charm and charisma to trick people
>cast a an actor that looks evil and always plays villains.
When will this trope end?
He wasn't a villain in batman 3
Subverted my expectations.
>glowie
>not a villain
he looks exactly like Baelish is described in the books
He looks evil acts evil in every scene makes 0 sense anyone would trust him.
WTF!!! Of course the mad Sauron, the evil villain, a white. Typical anti-white propaganda making the villains white. sm h
Is he not white in the books? Would it be better if he was black?
It's white genocide. they're are trying to portray the whites who have literally saved the entire world as evil which actually their are actually in faact not
Why don't white men make their own movies then?
>the whites who have literally saved the entire world
>muh platinum blondies
>saved the world
In what AU do you live in? Why are you homosexuals so obsessed with a hair colour? Would anything change if he was black haired and green eyed? Christ...
Nicest people and most caring people I have ever met are all white. I watch movies and TV where all the villain's are white and people with my skin tone are the heroes. It's very confusing.
looks ridiculous
Dear Sauron, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
how the frick is it so bad?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy...
Sauron looked like whatever the frick he wanted to look like to better fit in. He wasn't exclusively some fricking anime twink, God.
That goes for any maiar. Gandalf could have chosen to be a 7ft tall mountain of muscle.
Yet they're always portrayed the same.
That's because the Istari took on actual guises, with different names. Sauron didn't really have any major guises beyond being a convenient shapeshifter.
IF YOU HAD ONE RING
OR ONE OPPORTUNITY
Ahut the frick up Black person.
>After Morgoth's fall, Sauron appeared in fair form as "Annatar", the Lord of Gifts, and maintained this appearance until the fall of Númenor, in which he was unable to ever take a fair form ever again. The History of Middle-earth includes a passage vaguely describing how the Númenóreans saw him: "Upon that ship which was cast highest and stood dry upon a hill there was a man, but greater than any even of the race of Númenor in stature...And it seemed to men that Sauron was great; though they feared the light of his eyes. To many he appeared fair, to others terrible; but to some evil."
He obviously favored his Annatar form
That description doesn't even imply 'anime frickboi topped by Morgoth'.
Amazing reading interpretation by women. Fair MUST mean anime.
Fair most definitely means blonde and blue eyed when it was written by someone born in he former half of the last century. Shit man, they used to call Swedes swarthy back then because they got tanned in the sun instead of burning. And elves are by all definitions of Tolkien lithe and slender of limb. He literally made it into the cliche in fiction that it is today. So what would you call a lithe and slender man who is fair and beautiful. How would you picture this?
>Fair most definitely means blonde and blue eyed when it was written by someone born in he former half of the last century
You are actually mad stupid.
What the frick are you talking about fair hair is absolutely blonde. And fair of skin absolutely means pale. Im genuinely curious how you interpret it.
Expect him not to answer and call you a moron instead.
>fair means pale
You sure pale doesn't mean pale?
Is English your second language?
b***h answer my question and describe in clearly how you think Sauron should look. And yes when someone is described aa having a "fair complexion" it typically means pale you moronic c**t
hello moron
You two are actually misunderstanding each other. He meant simply "fair" which can mean both blonde/pale and beautiful. You only meant fair as in blonde/pale. I also always assumed that fair just meant good looking in his case, unlike the fair hair of the Vanyar, to be more specific. Of course, non one's debating skin colour because Tolkien didn't have black people in mind of whatever.
A med.
It could literally be a kingly, bearded fellow. We don't know. I wouldn't describe Sauron as "just another elf", certainly.
Your form of reasoning is as bad as describing Harfoots as black, because they're described as "darker of skin" - but we all know this to be a massive stretch.
This sort of semantics comes across as desperate.
Sauron is described as blonde, brunette, silver haired and redhead THOUGH
Annatar is supposed to be beautiful lmao, Eminem is not.
>Annatar is supposed to be beautiful
Beautiful in what way? Vikings were called beautiful warriors. In their own way.
Autism
troony talk, shut the frick up uggo
Vikings were the korean boybands of their time. Washed more regularly than almost any other people, groomed themselves every morning, wore israeliteelry, used makeup like kohl, bleached their hair with lye.
Forgot to mention the part where they slaughtered anglos mercilessly
>Jude Law as Sauron
Could work
Thats a fairly old pic tho
He's past his prime
Alain delon would make a 10/10 Sauron
You haven't seen Delon in a while, have you?
Maybe Wilde era Jude Law, he's too old now.
Vincent Cassel mayhaps?
Won't the real Sauron, please stand up?
KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN
Can you frick off with these pathetic shill campaigns? I'm not gonna watch this pozzed woke propaganda shit. I spit on you for soiling Tolkien's works. Nay, I shit on you. Now frick off and die in disgrace while I hide your thread.
Sauron should be pretty
Sauron should be an angry force of darkness. He shouldn't be an actual character beyond a presence.
The point is Sauron can be whatever the frick. He isn't some bishounen, you cringe woman.
newbie actually read the fricking lore
Lmao.
>In Tolkien’s words, “Sauron should be thought of as very terrible. The form he took was that of a man of more than human stature, but not gigantic. In his earlier incarnation he was able to veil his power (as Gandalf did) and could appear as a commanding figure of great strength of body and supremely royal demeanour and countenance.” (Letter 246, The Letters of JRR Tolkien)
That's not "pretty boy".
>what is third age?
Black person
First Age Sauron, form changer even turns into furries
Second Age was Annatar
Third Age formless gigachad for war
kys newhomosexual normie
Annatar does not mean Anime Frick Boy, you absolute nard.
Go back to facebook you closeted anime obsessed NPC
No one said that but you, secondary.
Frick off secondary, Sauron is henchman, nothing more
That henchmen became the second big bad, moron.
>sauron
>big bad
Lol
Wow, you're arguing purely to argue now.
Sauron was the Big Bad of the events of Lord of the Rings. Deal with it. Before him it was Melkor.
>Sauron is a pathetic figure
Fifth/sixth most powerful Maiar. The four most powerful Maiar were all women/female btw. :^)
Eru Illuvatar is a man THOUGH
Esp, read the books.
Sauron is a pathetic figure
Black person secondary. Sauron took his "supreme dark master of legions" LARP only at the end of the Second Age.
Before that, there were too many power able to BTFO him in battle (Gil Galad, the numeroean kings/Aragorn ancestors). So he used various identities ti mend and frick with them from within.
His most famous form was of a gorgeorus black haired elf that gifted the rings around. In fact, it was his main identity for most of the Second Age
could someone write a rap in tolkien style? im not a good writer ty ty
Didn't read the silmarillion...help me out bookgays? Wasn't Sauron supposed to look beautiful and fair so people trusted him? Or did he assume a different form to do that?
Annatar is described as fair, technically not beautiful but considering he disguised himself akin to elf it's easy to assume that had similar beauty
>First look at Anson Boon as Sauron
he is UGLY.
THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT
>shitskins think OP is super attractive angelic giga-white just because he has blue eyes and blonde hair
damn you gays are easily impressed
So he's already evil? I thought he just turned evil?
Wasn't Sauron supposed to be Morgoth's right hand man from get-go?
I have no idea about any of that. I'm asking my betters in this case. I just reacted to how comically evil the guy looks.
>Wasn't Sauron supposed to be Morgoth's right hand man from get-go?
Yeah, although Tolkien said that Sauron may have repented after Morgoth fell and could have have good intentions to conquer Middle-Earth and rule it for everyone's benefit at the start of the Second Age. He didn't really snap until his gambit with the Rings failed when the Elves simply took their own Rings off. That wasn't supposed to happen.
no there was a chance he would have repented, had he gotten the right guidance at that time
but in the end his fear of judgement and shame won out over his doubts
Sauron wasn't irredeemable, but he simply never could muster the courage to face the consequences for what he did, which is the basic requirement for true redemption
Sauron was always more lawfull evil ("i am a big brain and would rule with a severe but just iron first Middle Earth, i want to rule this land"), while Melkor was more incel/chaotic evil (REEEEEEE IF I CANT HAVE THE FLAME TO CREATE LIFE I WILL JUST RUIN ALL LIFE. FRICK YOU DADDDDDD)
In retrospect morgoth was such a loser, it's not even funny...
that's not sauron
this guy who gets shipwrecked with galadriel is secretly sauron all along
correctus
>this guy who gets shipwrecked with galadriel is secretly sauron all along
either this or sauron is the guy riding the meteor. one of them is definitely a red herring for the other.
This is going to be such a stupid twist. Sauron is just another character to be taken for granted. Such bullshit.
AWFULLY HOT MOLTEN ROCK
SHOULD I FORGE A RING OF POWER? PROBLY NOT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm not waching this absolute dumbster fire
CAUSE I AM
WHATEVER YOU SAY I AM
IF I WASN'T THEN WHY WOULD I SAY I AM
>Literally picking Andy Serkis look-alike to play Sauron
Bazinga.
>serkis
You are face blind.
More of a Brad Dourif really.
>Same energy
I hope they address all the plot holes that Tolkien didn't bother to patch up in his books. Most importantly of course, why they didn't just fly on the eagles to Mordor. Why was JRR so lazy?
haha very funny
But it really is bizarre that there hasn't been any attempt to explain this or that the fans of his works haven't bothered to question or analyze it literally ever, not once.
Looks very trustworthy
Sauron’s material form is supposed to be beautiful beyond even the elves, what the frick.
>Sullen Sneakabout
really Tolkien?
EVERYBODY FROM MIDDLE EARTH PUT YO MOTHERFRICKING RINGS UP AND FOLLOW ME
FFS, this is NOT Sauron. It'a Anar or whatever, the OC miniboss of season 1.
We know from the leak who Sauron really is. Just search the archive sites of Cinemaphile.
Go back to your zero replies thread, shill.
They will use Cinemaphile stupid idea that Eminem is Sauron to prove critics of ROP are full of shit. It's part of their strategy.
>"Haters of ROP are not only racists, BUT also not real Tolkien fan. Here the proof as they mistook Sauron for this other character"
So who's the guy from GoT playing then? I thought he was supposed to be the bad guy.
Who? The only actor from GOT that i remember he's in ROP it's Elrond/Young Ned Starks that looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The guy who played Ned's brother, I could've sworn he was in this.
Well, i dont know about Ned's brother, but he's not the actor who portrait who actually Sauron is. Eminem is just a red herring/miniboss to dwelve into the subplot of "how Orcs first came into being" (to quote Saruman)
As i said, i will not spoil it for you. Search in the archive sites the leak if you want. But people sometimes post the screenap in the ROP related threads anyway
>slim shady
Is Sauron's buzzcut canon?
His exact features are unknown, since the wording is rather vague, and he took on multiple appearances.
Enter Mairon x Morgoth tho
Phobs is such a fricking fujoshit.
>be devil
>uhh... akshually hes handsome, and kind!!!
pottery
>comments are turned off
IT'S OVER
CAN THE REAL VALAR PLEASE STAND UP
PLEASE STAND UP
don't care
not gonna watch a single episode
doesn't matter. you're contributing to the viral marketing
So are you then.
the actor looks like he has lenses in his eyes , I hate unnatural looking shit
>actor
Best couple
This is now shipping thread
Step aside homosexuals
No, and this is actually ROP relevant shipping
I have no time for that corporate garbage
I WILL enjoy traumatic wholesome gays
drip
>ass fricking men
>wholesome
Hecking wholesomerino!
You will never have a lover forced to maim you to save you after you've been horrendously tortured by Orcs for days on end and then chained up and left to die
This is kind of insulting to both characters tbh
>insulting to both characters tbh
How is it insulting to Sauron?
Sauron is a proud homosexual.
No one stays homosexual in Galadriel's presence.
Nonsense, she's the Judy Garland of Middle-earth.
Sauron was an autismchad. His desire for pure order trumped all mortal desires
Women/fujos ruin everything, even respectable fictional mediums like middle-earth.
You are not true fans. You are a disease.
Thats the only demographic who knows how depict fabulous characters from Silmarillion.
Sauren falling in love with Morgoth is 100% canon
>This is how Sauron is described in the books
Funny how they pick and choose who to accurately portray. Curious, even!
>I murder a Hobbit, one Orc at a time
>you’ve never been to a shire as perverted as mine
About as subtle as a punch to the face.
Wow I guess they got the definition of "fair" as ridiculously wrong as their definition of "swarthy"
Behold the Incel of Barad-dûr
Sauron should be played by a women.
reminds me of this drag queen kid
Makes sense, morgoth groomed him into a massive gay.
Y'all act like you never seen a Maiar before
Eminem is unironically prettier.
ANSON BOON IS...DIE ANTWOORD
That's too fricking accurate.
>Elf women owe me sex!
This is show is simply a cosplay event at this point.
Cosplayers have better taste
Um, ak'chually, it's Eminem
>8 miles between Barad-dûr, Mt Doom and between them and the mountains surrounding Mordor
It can't be a coincidence
>Sauron is the most autistic looking incel son of a b***h white boy they could find
I'm honestly impressed with how based this casting is.
Why does he look like a woman hating incel?
>mom said it's my turn to be dark lord
Post more Morf
New pic (yesterday)
And another
Made for breeding
I though Sauron was supposed to be like a pretty boy or something. That guy looks like eminem lol.
He put on a 'fair form' which just means not ugly
Alot of roasties imagine him as some 10/10 femboy but that's just fanfic
But I though the pretty boy thing was precisely because he needed to look seductive and nonthreatening. This guys looks like a thug, who would trust him?
It's entirely possible that he will change his appearance depending on what kind of people he interacts with. I would have thought they will make use of his shapeshifting ability while he still has it
>He's an Ainu in a Tolkien story, that makes him automatically at least 10/10.
If he wants to be, Gandalf/Saruman were old bearded men
Do you know why the Istari looked like bearded old men?
He's an Ainu in a Tolkien story, that makes him automatically at least 10/10.
troony chud
Imagine the smell
Gladly
C U T E
U
T
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here's your inhumanly beautiful luciferean deceiver bro
Looks like a low-T Joe Burrow
They went the wrong direction. I always imagined Miura got some of his ideas for Griffith from Sauron.
Oh hell he's hot.
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP
>the good guys are multi racial
>the bad guys are mono racial and white
I doubt they have the balls to make the generic orc pale and blue eyed but we will see. Or rather I wont since I no longer watch American TV. Its gotten so piss poor and full of propaganda.
>It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't know what you guys are complaining about on this forum.
Sauron looks brilliant, absolutely captivating and I can't wait to see Lord of the Rings on Amazon Prime.
>on this forum.
>so autistic he doesn't understand satire
wait, thats not eminem?
This looks so... videogamey? Many shots look plastic and fake
How did Jackson made the trilogy look so good, but the new movies look like videogames? Even the fricking balrog looks worse. Is the digital cameras?
Digital coloring on everything instead of actual paint.
bro rewatch TTT and ROTK they are video gamey as frick.
What are you smoking, except few shitty CGI scenes both movies look great.
Watch these and compare them to the amazon trailes. Sure, the color filters are kinda shitty in some scenes, but it still looks miles better.
That being said, It looks like na improvement over Hobbit trilogy, and some scenes look really good.
Why did Denethor do it bros?
It's hard to compare to movies tbh
The budget for ROP may be huge for TV but its still quite a bit lower per hour than blockbuster movies
There's parts of the original trilogy that also look pretty bad. Basically anything involving CGI. But they were wise to make a lot of the stuff practical too.
Digital cameras and tons of CGI.
How much did amazon pay for the right again? They clearly had nothing left over for the actual show
JUST
Lmao the shills are fricking pajeets hahahahahhahahahaha
I will watch your show. Looks way better than that GOT prequel.
>Looks way better than that GOT prequel.
I mean, yeah. The GOT franchise is dead and buried, imagine watching anything related to it in the year of our lord 2022.
Why do we have so little fujoposting in LOTR threads? 1/3 of Saurons fanart is incredibly gay.
While I'm a fujo, angbang is a shitty ship, morgoth canonically lusted after Lúthien, sauron is a massive sperg that only cared about arranging the world to his whim
silvergifting and russigon are the superior ships kys tasteless b***h
Russingon manga when
Never. The written word is the superior media. Although art is nice
WHY NOT CAST HIM AS A Black person? THEY DO IT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE LOL.
There are people on twitter praising this.....
Jesus
Fricking
Christ
>people
> This is how Sauron is described in the books!
The "producers" have insisted that they can change whatever they want to make the series more inclusive. But -- guess that's a one way street.
bad guys white and blonde, but also ugly for some reason
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP
#NotMySauron
All these interpretations are interesting, but I wonder what hair colour Tolkien actually envisioned for him.
they have some where he's pale blonde too
I prefer when he has dark or red hair but to each their own
either way he shouldnt be a school shooter with a buzzcut
both works, I also prefer black or red hair but it would be too on the nose probably
I want to fall asleep on Sauron's chest
>remember what they took from you
CAN THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP I REPEAT
Only give a frick about the author's description to denigrate White people. Frick you and frick the vile propagandists behind the show.
Child elves in Valinor
>even elf little boys have short hair
They're about 60 y/o.
elves reach physical maturity when they're 50
Intro video at SDCC of the destruction of the two trees
https://twitter.com/LOTRinArabic/status/1550576348791439361
>he is so white, even his eye brows are white
kek
How did the fricking video games, literally the greatest example of expensive fan-fiction managed to get this aspect right, but a show that prides itself on being accurate to Tolkien's works couldn't?
Because even the shitty videogames actually cared about getting the material close to correct. Amazon just wants content for their streaming service that'd rich with ESG potential.
>vidya good
Trash opinion.
>Because even the shitty videogames actually cared about getting the material close to correct.
You are trash.
NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A LAND FOR ME
EVERY RING JUST FOLLOW ME
>And there's a million of us just like me
>who cuss like me
>who just don't give a frick like me
>who dress like me
>walk talk and act like me
>and just might be the next best thing
>but not quite me
>I'M SICK OF YOU LITTLE GIRL AND BOY GROUPS
>ALL YOU DO IS ANNOY ME
>SO I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO DESTROY YOU
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
I really hope he isn't in it and remains unblemished. Remember, he did nothing wrong and the Teleri had it coming.
lol she just stands still when balrog burns the village
i heard that this isn't sauron and is in fact an evil elf who is looking for sauron, and sauron is disguised as some side character the whole time. is it true?
yeah, Sauron is the homie Galadriel gets shipwrecked with according to shills
yeah Halbrand
Reminder that Balrogs can talk and say epic quips just like Smaug
>We ain't nothin' but maiars
>Well, some of us are Noldors
>Who cut other elves open like cantaloupes
>But if we can make rings and silmarills
>Then there's no reason that an elf and another elf can't elope
>But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
>Galadriel wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
WHITE PEOPLE BAD
I'm going to be slightly disappointed when this guy turns out to be just some dude. Making fun of some ugly rando isn't nearly as fun as making fun of ugly Sauron.
> His palms are sweaty
> Ring finger weak
> Arms are heavy
> There's vomit on his cloak already
> elven mom's lembas
>his armors ready
>his ring finger sweaty
>there's lava in the mold already
>mount dooms spaghetti
even better
Thanks. Frick it, I'll write the whole intro.
Gotta work all weekend though. Hopefully this meme survives till Sunday night.
Bless you anon.
I believe in you, anon!
So currently we have:
Fat ugly as sin black dwarf.
Ugly as sin black elf.
Existing characters who look nothing like there supposed to.
Lenny Henry.....
Sauron looks like slim shady/incel bad nazi look alike.
I'm literally waiting on the brothers blue to be revealed as 2 black characters now.
It's like Amazon are trying to out woke Netflix
It looks great. Can't wait For September when it will be out on Amazon Prime. If that's still to long you guys should totally check out "Anything's Possible" on Amazon Prime. It's the new Amazon Prime Original about a confident trans girl navigating her senior year in high school! Looks really good!
They killed Celeborn just to turn Galadriel into an empowered feminist.
>Barbie at Ken's funeral