First they came for Kitty Softpaws

And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Kitty Softpawsfag
Then they came for Goldilocks
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Goldilocksfag
Then they came for Mama Bear
And there was no one left
To get me hard

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I came on your mother and your sister

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What sister

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you prefer she be a rug?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literal animals

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah honestly I always assumed Puss in Boots was a different reality than Shrek (especially since the first film didn't really mention Shrek directly at all) but I guess we have to assume this is the same universe now. It's weird.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First movie is a prequel

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time didn't spare them

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon the mama bear in the first pic looks autistic as fuck

    unless thats what you are into

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a cute bimbo wtf

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Momma bear looks great in the last wish. What are you smoking?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want TLW Mama Bear to crush me

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad you understood it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That thing is a girl?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh come on, now. That's just a straight up upgrade.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goldilocks is a virgin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Br*tish
      >Virgin
      Good joke

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Bear was hotter

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1: different bear

    2: Cockney Mama's WAY more attractive.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the left one killed?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So we're just fishing for random shit to not like about PiB now, is that what's going on?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >random shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        …like what? she’s just standing there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she’s just standing there
          SEDUCTIVELY

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I AM LITERALLY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh no, bunch of degenerates found something that they liked, now my day is completely ruined and I must dedicate rest of my life to shitting about them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you quoting

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is multiple variance of each fairy tales in Shrek's world most likely one in each land. Duluc's mama bear is dead but wherever pib2 takes place mama bear is alive.

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