First they came for Kitty Softpaws

And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Kitty Softpawsgay
Then they came for Goldilocks
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Goldilocksgay
Then they came for Mama Bear
And there was no one left
To get me hard

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I came on your mother and your sister

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What sister

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would you prefer she be a rug?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literal animals

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah honestly I always assumed Puss in Boots was a different reality than Shrek (especially since the first film didn't really mention Shrek directly at all) but I guess we have to assume this is the same universe now. It's weird.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      First movie is a prequel

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Time didn't spare them

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anon the mama bear in the first pic looks autistic as frick

    unless thats what you are into

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a cute bimbo wtf

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Momma bear looks great in the last wish. What are you smoking?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want TLW Mama Bear to crush me

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Glad you understood it

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That thing is a girl?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh come on, now. That's just a straight up upgrade.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goldilocks is a virgin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Br*tish
      >Virgin
      Good joke

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Bear was hotter

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1: different bear

    2: wienerney Mama's WAY more attractive.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the left one killed?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So we're just fishing for random shit to not like about PiB now, is that what's going on?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >random shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        …like what? she’s just standing there.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >she’s just standing there
          SEDUCTIVELY

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I AM LITERALLY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh no, bunch of degenerates found something that they liked, now my day is completely ruined and I must dedicate rest of my life to shitting about them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you quoting

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is multiple variance of each fairy tales in Shrek's world most likely one in each land. Duluc's mama bear is dead but wherever pib2 takes place mama bear is alive.

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