And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Kitty Softpawsgay
Then they came for Goldilocks
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Goldilocksgay
Then they came for Mama Bear
And there was no one left
To get me hard
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Kitty Softpawsgay
Then they came for Goldilocks
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Goldilocksgay
Then they came for Mama Bear
And there was no one left
To get me hard
I came on your mother and your sister
What sister
Would you prefer she be a rug?
Literal animals
Yeah honestly I always assumed Puss in Boots was a different reality than Shrek (especially since the first film didn't really mention Shrek directly at all) but I guess we have to assume this is the same universe now. It's weird.
First movie is a prequel
Time didn't spare them
anon the mama bear in the first pic looks autistic as frick
unless thats what you are into
She looks like a cute bimbo wtf
Momma bear looks great in the last wish. What are you smoking?
I want TLW Mama Bear to crush me
Glad you understood it
That thing is a girl?
Oh come on, now. That's just a straight up upgrade.
Goldilocks is a virgin
>Br*tish
>Virgin
Good joke
Baby Bear was hotter
1: different bear
2: wienerney Mama's WAY more attractive.
Wasn't the left one killed?
So we're just fishing for random shit to not like about PiB now, is that what's going on?
>random shit
…like what? she’s just standing there.
>she’s just standing there
SEDUCTIVELY
>I AM LITERALLY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
>Oh no, bunch of degenerates found something that they liked, now my day is completely ruined and I must dedicate rest of my life to shitting about them.
Who are you quoting
There is multiple variance of each fairy tales in Shrek's world most likely one in each land. Duluc's mama bear is dead but wherever pib2 takes place mama bear is alive.