FIRST TIME WATCHING
>The Green Mile
>Forrest Gump
>The Lord of the Rings
>The Shawshank Redemption
>Harry Potter
>Gladiator
>Back to the Future
>Scarface
>Pulp Fiction
>Spier-Man 2002
>The Dark Knight
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Out of those I've only seen LotR and Spiderman. I saw probably half of dark knight total with just random parts I happened to see on TV.
You have to be either a zoomer that's only ever had streaming and on demand services, or a millennial that's avoided movies and cable their whole life. Most of these were staples of cable TV because networks would spend a shit ton on the rights and show them all the time. I remember when Turner had the rights for LotR and they would do special "limited commercial" blocks for them at least once a month.
You should make a reaction channel
are you an average homely looking girl? do you have above B cup breasts? if yes i suggest you make a reaction video femanon
Yeah have these millennial reaction guys lived under a rock their whole lives,
90% of them are fake af
I’m subscribed to this reactor called BillyBinges and he’s always reacting to kid’s movies that came out when he was a child. Should I unsub?
>Spier-Man 2002
>Toby Maguire plays a peeping tom in New York who rappels down the sides of high rises to spy on people getting naked in their apartments
>Everything was going great until 9/11, now he’s forced to live in a world where wall-scaling perverts are no longer treated as goofy mischief makers, but potential terrorists
So do you expect everyone to watch these when they're five years old? I was over 30 when I first watched The Green mile and Scarface.
I expect people to not film themselves doing the most mundane shit on the planet.
I don’t think a 5-year-old would be able to comprehend any of these movies except for maybe the first 2 Harry Potter movies and even with those, there will still be some misunderstandings about what’s going on.
you must be braindead to really think that a over 20 year old person has never seen any of these movies
Not everyone is a film nerd.
>film nerd
you dont have tvs in subhumannistan?
I do, I mostly go outside or read though.
do you also fake book reading reactions?
I watched ~4 of these for the first time this year.
don't all you homosexuals love reddit letter media, the glorified reaction channel for friendship desperate homosexuals.
The worst is when it's a black guy watching stereotypically "White" movies.
You can just tell the normie cattle eats it up because "OMG le cool Black approves of my nerdy White interests. Feel-good chemicals yay!"
Can someone translate what the useless greenposting redditfrog is trying to say??
A legion of normie ethots watchign IMDB 200 flicks everoyne has seen, but not them.
Harry Potter doesn't belong in a list of kino.
Most people don't watch films anymore. It's too long, specially when compared to a tiktok or a youtube video.
>Filmmaker reacts to
>Screenwriter reacts to
>Cinematographer reacts to
>Actor/Actress reacts to
yeah i bet none of them watched any of these films lol
>zoomers are dumb all they watch is MCU shit
>lol there's no way these zoomers never watched The Godfather
Well which one is it?
are you braindead you subhuman moron? where did i say anything about zoomers or the godfather stop making up excuses for all these fake reactions
So you discovered Popcorn in Bed. This b***h has 500k views on their naive dumb videos
>24
>>The Green Mile
never seen it, don't care either. Something something don't kill the happy Black person.
Gump
Saw it. It was overrated. The girl is a prostitute
>>The Lord of the Rings
based
>>The Shawshank Redemption
only saw parts of it but I like the metaphors
Potter
frick off
really should see that
>>Back to the Future
it's ok never saw part 3
really want to see that one
>>Pulp Fiction
too abstract kind of wierd
-Man 2002
spier-man spier-man does whatever a spier can...
>>The Dark Knight
overrated trash.
lotr > gladiator >>> DK > pulp fiction >>>>>> rest
>"subscribe to our patreon for early reactions!"
>Autists actually pay for this shit
Never watched Harry Potter, don't care, not my bag, uninterested. Also don't care about Spider Man though I understand those ones are actually somewhat fun. Saw the rest at least once except Shawshank which I understand is actually good, wouldn't mind seeing that at some point but not going to go out of my way to do it. The only ones I actually like (that I've seen) are BTTF and Pulp Fiction, but yes, they're normiecore.
One structural thing in Pulp Fiction that I like is how the center of the film is occupied by the one scene which isn't contemporaneous with the others. Everything takes place over three days or so except the Captain Koons setup scene. I once analyzed the scenes and broke them down into 21 units, with the Koons scene as #11 or something, right in the middle. There's a pretty hard non-sequitur break between Mia's resuscitation and then the children's program that young Butch is watching. It insists upon itself: "Okay kids, the first half of the movie is over, now let's start watching the second half."
>caring about if reaction channels are lying or not
>caring about reaction channels at all
have a nice day moron.
I watched all the flicks by the time I was 10 except tdk i was 14
For me it's 'world renowned classical opera singer Deshawn Johnson reacts to Bohemian Rhapsody'