First we had Skins and now we've got Euphoria.

First we had Skins and now we've got Euphoria.
How much more of an unrealistic depiction of high school life do you think the next big "teen coming-of-age sexual/drug/alcoholic drama series" will be?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inbetweeners mogs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tara best girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're not wrong, Carli is a typical britbong and Charlotte possesses pure slag genetics, which is good casting I guess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're not wrong, Carli is a typical britbong and Charlotte possesses pure slag genetics, which is good casting I guess.

        Fug. I just looked up Will's mum and her breasts did not age as well as the rest of her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I miss high school

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I miss high school

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only good highschool series was Parker Lewis.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Parker Lewis Can’t Lose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tara best girl

      based buswanker enthusiasts

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Euphoria is a realistic zoomer portrayal minus the sex

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did she suck it?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not gay to find trans women attractive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...

      Yes. It is super fricking gay, homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate, Black person.
        If a man is attracted to a trans woman, they’re attracted to the feminine aspects of that person(straight)

        You think actual gays are interested in them? Frick no, by your logic straight women wanna frick them too, right?
        Dumbfrick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is an actual compilation of all the men the troony fricks saying "I'm not gay"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, it's not actual, considering the TV show isn't real and the ideas language and situations are made up by middle age israelites

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >guy awkwardly insisting he's not gay
        >cuts to shot of Jules smirking

        bros what did they mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    high school musical mogs them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick bros i just wanna go back.....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish time machines were real, bros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick bros i just wanna go back.....

        for me it was kelsi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lord Baby Jesus in Heaven she mogs Vanessa Hudgens so fricking hard Holy shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            On what planet?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just fricking look at her. She's a perfect qt megane gf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SOUL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The sun looks different here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it wasn't all CGI back then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the lights were halogen back then not LED

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw did this to a one night stand trans girl

    Shit was so cash. Came in her mouth but got some on my, she tossed me her cute panties to wipe it off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gross

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Different folks, different strokes anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Different folks, different strokes anon.

      You know it's not a girl though right? You're just a homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Different folks, different strokes anon.

      Disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based, I facefricked really hard a trap in the middle of nowhere a few months ago and I REGRET NOTHING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least now you know you're gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Trans girl
      Its a man in a woman dress you are a homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just frick dudes without makeup on. At least it’s more honest and to the point of what you want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking disgusting dude immediately have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice bait homosexual, good to know this is what is on your mind all day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking weird as hell how all these dudes work themselves up into feeling like they have to denounce this behavior to defend their own masculinity by proxy lol
      Troglodyte type shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not as weird as replying to yourself homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wish, I haven't fricked any trannies
          Yet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No? We're anonymous here, there's no point in virtue signaling, nobody is threatening our masculinity because nobody even knows who we are. Holy shit you homosexuals are pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >her

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they all so miserable, I was a loser at school and I still remember my teen years as being mostly fun. I teach part time and most of the kids arent this angsty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Teenagers are angsty as a fashion statement. This isn't new. They are still happy and having fun, they are just roleplaying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So why don't the shows reflect this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For the same reason those teenagers irl would never admit that they were roleplaying. They need the collective self-deception for it to work. Thus the shows need to portray them as genuinely angsty. Do you not remember being a teenager?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and I also remember finding overly angsty stuff cringe worthy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because its some gay drama show for 30 year old cat ladies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I teach part time and most of the kids arent this angsty.
      almost like it's a show about troubled teens and not teens in general OH WAIT

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be full-on porn on regular TV any day now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you consider most people from the generation whose existence is the main barrier to porn being allowed on "regular TV" primarily consume their media via the internet, and that porn is near omnipresent and as easily accessible as any other non-pornographic content (perhaps even more so, since a lot of media websites aren't nearly as easy to navigate and use as, say, PornHub) you could argue putting porn on "regular tv" wouldn't even change much to be honest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would change quite a bit, because to maintain sanity in any type of healthy life, one must compartmentalize. One of the biggest problems with people today is that they put politics into absolutely everything. Sex has been in everything for a while now, but with solidly drawn boundaries. Now all the boundaries are slipping and it's a recipe for severe dopamine burnout and then mental illness. There isn't a single movie or TV show that isn't about sex that would benefit whatsoever from having sex scenes in them. They're a waste of space. If you want to see people fricking, watch porn. I watch porn myself, but when there is a sex scene on TV or in a movie, I skip it every single time. It's cheap just like the show in the OP.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you arguing with? All I said is that everyone who wants to look at porn is already doing so whenever they feel like regardless of their age. I guess maybe kids under 10 or whatever might not have quite the same access if they have really involved parents but even then it's very difficult nowadays to stop anyone from being exposed to porn, so the whole existence of the standards in "regular TV" that prevent porn from airing are mostly pointless because it's not really protecting anyone anymore. That's all I'm saying. It doesn't mean that if you remove the barrier then everything will be or contain porn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That's all I'm saying. It doesn't mean that if you remove the barrier then everything will be or contain porn.
            And I'm saying it will, which is the point I am arguing. Just like the adult boards here that allow porn has resulted in constant spamming of it 24/7, the same would happen on "regular" TV.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I get the point. I would agree that the safe bet is that the creator side would find a way to ruin everything as always but in principle I am in favor of there being no restriction on anything on TV. No restrictions doesn't mean you SHOULD do everything, though. But yes, they probably would just because they can and reatrds would eat it up. Maybe. Or maybe not. I would not have expected twitch thottery and OnlyFans to become as massive as it has when porn has never been as cheap, accessible, and frankly as high quality as it currently is, and yet here we are. People are weird and sometimes they can surprise you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One can only hope

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Degrassi blows this smutty shit the frick out any day of the week. Even the old cheesy one that used to train Canadians how to adult back in the 80's.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unrealistic how?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People don’t have actually have sex in high school or do hard drugs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you didn't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol yes they do
        every generation does those things. boomers were probably the wildest, newer generations might not be as wild but still

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Out of 1200 kids at my HS there were probably 1-2 bawds, that's not a common thing. We had one girl who was pregnant, she was a hispanic girl, ugly, and probably knocked up by her uncle or dad's friends, it was gross and she was a pariah.

          The rest of the kids having sex were in relationships and they were mostly goofy and awkward, not sexually degenerate and depraved.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I met my wife when we were 11. I took her virginity when we were 14. We were the only ones in our social group who had sex.
            I cheated on her when I was 21. She brushed it off initially, as I immediately confessed. Next morning she woke up and it was like a man was in my apt. her countenance changed, her movements and her voice just dropped. I told her I cheated on her, not because I didnt value her but because I didn't value myself. she cried and shook for hours and was back to her sef
            tl;dr sex is nothing like it is in media

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thats what you were led to believe lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              necessary otherwise there'd be a lot more mass murders.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Gross

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is he trans in the series too? Or is he supposed to be an actual girl? I haven't watched it and I'm not planning to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >one hundred percent straight
          >alone in a car with a troon at night

          uh huh.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, if they were gay, they would have fricked him, not turned him down anon. You hear all the time about people beating up troony's because they find out that they're actually dudes when they're about to have sex.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >go out with mates
            >stay out until late at night
            >"Hey can you give me a lift, my last train has already passed"
            >"ah, frick mate, I would but it's already sun down and I'm alone. I can't be alone in my car with you 'cause I'm not gay. Sorry. Maybe find a nice bench somewhere or something."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thatsthejoke.jpg

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's the joke, mate. EVERYONE who says
            >i'm 100% straight
            isn't

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I get aroused by penises but wouldn't want to be in a relationship/get fricked by a guy. Otherwise, I'm a straight shooter when it comes to grills. Is this bisexuality, or am I a closet gay?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you think about sucking them or getting fricked by them, probably not. You've just been conditioned by porn to want to jack off when you see wieners. I wouldn't worry about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          literally every person who makes a thread about transpeople

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shame this webm cuts out where it does.

          >I mean, I'm a hundred percent straight
          >um, cool
          >so do you like top?
          >no
          >cool. cause that's, like, not my thing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            #?t=3m42s

            chasers eternally btfo

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a chaser, already banged like 6 grills so far, AMA

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                where do you find them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At work

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                social media and dating apps HOWEVER I feel lik they no longer date/frick whoever they find, they d have high standards now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why do you bang them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's hot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how is the soundtrack on this show so fricking good

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how is the soundtrack on this show so fricking good

              Odd, I was just going to post asking how did this sequence get so badly orchestrated, or whatever the right term for adding music to a scene is. It's just god awful.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair it takes a really high IQ to appreciate this show

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I strongly doubt it considering how popular it is. From what I've watch so far it's a guilty pleasure at best, and irredeemable pervert trash at worst. I am a pervert though, so I did enjoy it, but I can still acknowledge it's garbage.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's really well done too.
                Hunter can't act for shit tho

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >pervert
                I don't base my sexual mind off a bunch of sand people living in a dessert thousands of years ago. They didn't know how bussin troony pussy would end up being.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not 100% straight i would slob that feminine knob in a heartbeat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of people have sex in high school, average age where men and women lose their virginity is somewhere between 15-19

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Average age to lose virginity among zoomers is 18+, can't speak for other generations but that's the truth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >average age where men and women lose their virginity is somewhere between 15-19

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >age bracket when people tend to hit their peak sexual hormone activity is coincident with most common period for first sexual experience

            Shocking...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not a "majority", but I would say if you're still a virgin by your sophomore year of college something went wrong somewhere though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. didn't get any pussy in HS

            homie I had friends in my circle who lost their virginity in like 8th grade or whatever. HS is baseline common for most normies. Even the "freaks" were getting tons of disgusting pussy back then. Pretty much everyone in college is expected to have some experience. At least the males. It's not embarrassing or anything but I'd say if you lose your virginity in college and it wasn't a conscious choice like you're waiting for marriage or whatever, you are definitely a late bloomer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Maybe things are different in the US but in Europe, high school is not a constant narcotics fueled rampage of opiates and debauchery. That shit really only happens once in 18 months.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what? there is plenty of drugs and sex in highscools in Europe. Not everyone does it, but there is plenty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what are you talking about? euros lose their virginity at like 13

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >high school is not a constant narcotics fueled rampage of opiates and debauchery
          And yet people still try out drugs, have sex and sometimes even get preggo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was popular in high school and I was one of the few people who lost their virginity before college. I smoked weed like twice and that was it. These depictions from tv shows are absolutely insane to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i understand it's hard to believe if you (like me) grew up a nerd with nerd friends and a wild weekend was just playing Quake 3 and slamming monster energy drinks, but everybody else was fricking and partying. i know it's a wild thought, i was surprised when i found out too. apparently other people have been having sex this whole time. wild.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We played Ravenloft and Vampire the Masquarade throughout highschool and did fake medieval fighting with sticks and armor we improvised ourselves. When we weren't rolling dice and being nerds we were doing drugs, getting drunk, and fricking. Just because we weren't going to the parties that the popular kids had doesn't mean we weren't partying our faces off and fricking our brains out. We'd go to all ages punk shows, hang out in parks in the middle of the night, have bonfires out in the woods, all kinds of fun shit. If you were a popular kid who ever had his house egged or his mailbox blown up with M80s, it was probably by a nerd kid like me. I got a girl naked for heavy petting on the last day of 8th grade, and I got laid at 16 to a 15 year old with huge breasts. If you never got laid or partied as a teen don't blame it on being a nerd, blame it on being a coward.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just saying man. we all got different experiences.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We played Ravenloft and Vampire the Masquarade throughout highschool and did fake medieval fighting with sticks and armor we improvised ourselves. When we weren't rolling dice and being nerds we were doing drugs, getting drunk, and fricking. Just because we weren't going to the parties that the popular kids had doesn't mean we weren't partying our faces off and fricking our brains out. We'd go to all ages punk shows, hang out in parks in the middle of the night, have bonfires out in the woods, all kinds of fun shit. If you were a popular kid who ever had his house egged or his mailbox blown up with M80s, it was probably by a nerd kid like me. I got a girl naked for heavy petting on the last day of 8th grade, and I got laid at 16 to a 15 year old with huge breasts. If you never got laid or partied as a teen don't blame it on being a nerd, blame it on being a coward.

              and further to that, i don't even think you're the guy i was replying to. because if you were, this post

              People don’t have actually have sex in high school or do hard drugs

              wouldn't make sense, because everything you said contradicts it. so i guess i don't get what you're trying to prove here.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And then everyone clapped.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's funny that you think this is a flex. It's just normal teen stuff. Sorry you were the one weird kid sitting in his room by himself every Friday and Saturday night.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I assure you, they did
        at least 15 years ago, anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I went to a boys private school, people were fricking as early as 13 and my friend group were all doing mdma and acid at like 15/16. Two mates of mine smoker crack at a party at the tail end of high school. Unless kids have become completely risk averse in the past 10 years everyone does this in Hs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’d assume most kids smoke weed and maybe drink. A lot of the other drugs would be too out of reach for the average inner city student. Where I live apparently suburban high schools and private schools have a problem with cocaine and adderal

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At my ~2k high school in a relatively well-sized city on the East Coast I knew 3 guys who did more than adderal and cocaine, and for some reason it was horse tranquilizers? I think they maybe did shrooms and acid at some point.

          I'm certain more people in my school did hard drugs too, but it definitely isn't commonplace. The vast majority of students, like you're alluding to, wouldn't have access to them and also wouldn't feel comfortable doing them. It's also not like hard drugs grow on trees like in Euphoria, in real life you'd likely have to know a guy, be tight with them, and pay top dollar because its high school and everything you wanted to buy to get fricked up was expensive as hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of people will have sex at least once before they leave high school.

        Most high schoolers won't drink more than a handful of times or smoke weed (though honestly that's probably a lot more common nowadays than it used to be).

        I went to a fairly large public school on the East Coast and I only knew a handful of guys/girls that did hard drugs. Most people never touched it and I imagine ~10 years since I've been in high school it's the same today. The heavy drug use is definitely the most unrealistic part of the show, though they're definitely showing them having sex way too much compared to how often high schoolers actually have sex.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's surprising to me is that apparently the average lifetime number of partners for guys is only like 4-5 women. I was a pretty late bloomer and didn't have veganal sex until I was 19 and a sophomore in college, but even I've had sex with around 12-14 women since then. And I don't consider myself to be someone who gets a whole lot of action, I spend most of my time on the computer at home since I work and go to school from home now. So what gives? It can't be that they're all lying about it, what guy would lie about their body count being lower than it actually is?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it either because I'm easily in the 30s.

            If I had to guess, there are a lot of people more focused on friendships/their own life and sperg about romance/sex than people let on. And honestly, if you're not getting sex somewhat regularly in you late teens through 20s it wouldn't surprise me if you continue to have trouble into your 30s where theoretically it should be the easiest time in your life to find someone to frick (since you have money to go do things and meet people).

            Also I suppose a lot of people do get married young and likely have sex with a smaller number of people than you'd expect.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm easily in the 30s
              How do you do it in this day and age? Dating apps? I recently got out of a decently long term relationship and I just can't seem to find an excuse to talk to any women anywhere. Hell, most days I can't even find an excuse to leave the house. I want to meet and have sex with more women but I just dunno how it's done, and I despise dating apps since all I ever seem to get is fatties.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mostly dating apps, but in the past 2 years it's been a lot more of going out to bars and meeting people (I live in Denver, so the bar scene is big enough to regularly meet people). You often need friends for it to work though, I think I've met 3 girls I had sex with when I was at a bar by myself since college.

                I honestly can't tell you how I do it because I'm probably a 7.5/10 at best and of average height at 5'10. I have a twin sister and despite being an omega nerd playing video games my entire life including WoW for almost all of high school I just learned how to make small talk and speak with women without insulting them because girls were always around the house. At the end of the day I think you just need to be friendly enough, confident enough to close the deal, and not creepy during the entire conversation. Most guys actually have trouble with one or multiple parts of that, so if you can get that part down you're fine.

                If I had to relate it to a TV show, watch any show where a middle-of-the-road side character meets and eventually goes home with someone because he's just making good small talk and emulate that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My entire social circle for grades 8-12 was basically a nonstop frickfest. Girls would bang one of the guys for a few weeks, then move onto the next, then a new one would come around and the cycle would repeat. Roughly 50% of the sex I had was when I was a teenager, and three of the four group sex experiences I've had occurred during this period as well. There was no shortage of horny girls looking to make some trouble and frick when their parents were away. Hard drugs weren't extremely common in this age bracket, but psychedelics were (we'd all eat mushrooms, acid or ecstasy on the weekends), and a few of the severely depressed kids would do coke and heroin, but 99% of the time they'd just snort it. Pills were pretty common too, especially uppers and barbiturates. I went to high school in a huge city though, and am older than most of the people reading this, so I have no clue how much has changed over the years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what shithole are you from?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            New York City

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of high school group did you roll with, where about are you from, and how wealthy was that group/your family? Because this seems pretty extreme compared to my high school experience.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was in high school during the very late 90s through early 2000s in NYC. My crowd was basically all punk kids with some ravers and goths thrown into the mix. Most of us were comfy middle-to-upper-middle class, though there were some insanely rich kids who facilitated enormous parties and such.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >comfy middle-to-upper-middle class
              Affluence produces bored teens with all their needs met. Not only that but excess to spend. What else is their to do but spend daddys money and party and frick. In my neck of the woods there were rural farm kids too. In other words a lot of real estate to congregate with no adults nobody for miles in every direction.
              Just like every top % rich people club it's super insular. I still cringe at how try hard I was an orbiter just to get a wiff how this socio-economic class lives.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I went to a lower decile school and most of my friends lost their virginity at 13.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People don’t have actually have sex in high school or do hard drugs

      I knew this whole thread was just a setup for this why’d I even open it?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tbh Skins was somewhat accurate depicting the teen coming of age experience, to some extent obviously. Back then for all that matters

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skins>Euphoria

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      obviously

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tony mogs Cook

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that time he tried to suck wiener just for a laugh and then got hit by a bus
        strange show2

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eternal reminder that the whole point of skins was to show how pathetic and miserable that whole idealised image of cool teens partying shagging and doing drugs is
    Which is why the series starts with tony's episode portraying him as the coolest kid ever, and ends with an episode showing how all his friends hate and resent him for being scum, and how it's all a facade, and then he gets hit by a car called life
    But people were too stupid for that so we got season 2 and the rest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like always, movies and tv are horrendous at showing this message.
      Why wouldn't a teenager want to be like Tony? He's smart, good looking, fricks all the girls, everyone wants to be his friend, he does the best at school, bla bla bla.
      It's the same with American Psycho, yeah they're criticizing the superficial way of living of wealthy Americans or whatever, yet they show his life as amazing, people won't be like "wow being superficial sucks," they're more likely to go "I can do all that without the killing, and have a perfect life."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The book does a much better job of showing how completely disconnected from reality Bateman has become by the end, in the movie it's pretty much just the ambiguous Paul Allen murder but in the book he has hilarious full-on breakdowns where he can't even remember who he is

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be in your teens watching skins ever again

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Globohomos make white girls bawds and white boiz sissys. They win AGAIN.

    Levinson was born on January 8, 1985, and is the son of Diana Rhodes, a production designer for TV commercials, and filmmaker Barry Levinson.[2][3] His father is from a Russian-israeli family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THEY WIN ALL THE TIME ANON ARRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO WE STOP THE WEAK OPRESSOR THAT IS TOO WEAK TO WIN AGAINST US STRONG MALES BUT ALSO TOO STRONG BECAUSE WE ARE NOT WINNING AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME WEAK STRONG FASCIST FANTASY MAN AHHHHHHHHHH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, incel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dilate troony, or read the manifesto or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jews are so histrionic and feminine

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot to mention, Euphoria does carry messages though, it's not just "sex and drugs". It's "sex and drugs can be destructive". Might not look like it from the webms that get posted here but that's the ultimate goal with all the flash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty conservative show but it's aimed at the people who need to hear the DRUGS/SEX BAD message, that is the teenagers taking drugs and having sex. Most of Cinemaphile aren't doing either and also have low IQ so they take the show at face value despite being subtle as a punch to the temple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's pretty heavy handed with those messages too. I've only watched the first season but every issue the main characters face is because they're hedonistic or indulgent with drug use (or both) and it shows them all spiraling.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had some mates in high school who tried to reinvent themselves as party-goers and binge drinkers after the first season of Skins aired. They ended up as awkward McLovin types. I can only imagine what kind of fads the kids watching Euphoria will get into

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I had some mates in high school who tried to reinvent themselves as party-goers and binge drinkers after the first season of Skins aired
      This is exactly the reaction I expect from teenagers watching a show like this. Why the frick would anyone think that they would actually get the message?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >euphoria is more popular than the mandalorian
    What can I say it works

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skins is nothing like euphoria

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to watch it but the troony is so fricking ugly I had to switch it off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop the cap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok anon, you can recognize a pretty male, whether he's pretending to be a female or not. No need to be insecure about your sexuality.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about the fact that it just looks like a smooth hairless man and isn't "pretty" at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm uncomfortable parading around mental illness like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can both recognize he's a pretty man and point out the clear mental issues.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But he isnt a pretty man? He has a huge brow and a giant schnoz and is bony and wiry all over except for his rockhard plastic tiddies.
            Always reminds of ichabod crane if he was a troony.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ok

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it looks like a girl and fricks like a girl then my penor treats it like a girl

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    skins was comfy

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When did Cinemaphile start hating chudfolx? Is this a /lgbt/ psyop?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That troony painal scene was pretty hot though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lemme see

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically coom to that scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The troon looked pretty good in first season but I'm not into it anymore

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >unrealistic depiction
    Obviously euphoria is a bit over-stylized and impressionistic but basically everything that happens on this show went on in high school.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t 80% of 18 and under America some kind of mutt now. It’s funny because everyone on these shows really should be mutts. Yet they still cast big titty White girls. It kinda makes you think.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >If you weren't a repulsive ugly incel in highschool and had an actual social life then yeah, this show would likely resonate with your highschool experience. Sorry you didn't get invited to any parties, at least you went to your prom, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually pretty funny knowing that girls love this show and can relate to it but incels will stay at home and play video games all of high school and then turned into "redpilled" guys later on seething about how they might get a gf after they hit 30

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >unrealistic
    It’s not supposed to be realistic, you midwit

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this scene was kinda paedophilic, wonder if Hunter genuinely agree to do that scene

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No idea how to feel about these shows. I am both bitter that I missed out and completely repulsed by the people and what they do, most importantly to each other.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only unrealistic thing in Skins compared to my HS is that someone got murdered. In real life we only had 1 guy OD.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skins S1 wasn't that unrealistic

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick you, Skins s1-s4 are KINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skins s3-s4 where fricking shit, s5-s6 were way better with more fleshed out characters and a better story arc

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people constantly compare Euphoria to Skins?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it's pretty realistic unless you were one of those quiet kids.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Unrealistic

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Euphoria is what high school is like in places like New York or California. I went to my cousin's graduation this year in LA and 25% of the women in her class have onlyfans, loads of them do drugs and her class has 2 trannies. One guy was a "known rapist". Girls were openly offering to suck my wiener if I buy them alcohol and coke. Found out my cousin is a huge bawd too. Feels bad man. The people who make Euphoria and shows like this are from these liberal elite cities so they think this shit is normal. It is definitely a thing in LA. Saw it with my own eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Girls were openly offering to suck my wiener if I buy them alcohol and coke

      So you got your dick sucked right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no i suck theirs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The people who make Euphoria and shows like this are from these liberal elite cities so they think this shit is normal
      It's a israelite thing. Everyone else has real problems.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just a big city thing in general. had two high school freshman offer a threesome if I bought them alc and nic

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thread #53081 of blackpilled incels admitting they weren't invited to parties or offered drugs in high school

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me high school life was just going to school, sitting in class, eating lunch by myself in break, and going home. That was it.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex and partied with alcohol are a part of high school and have been for decades. Pretending otherwise is just cope. The main unrealistic thing about Euphoria is Nate being some manipulative criminal who has highly detailed master plans

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Baby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like SHIT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post more if you are so great

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find all the girls in Euphoria attractive.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rebelde Way is my favorite high school show even though it is not realistic whatsoever. 2000s soul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to go back. Frick this troony infested, war riddled bullshit time

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It may seem unrealistic but every high school has their own version of fricked up kids. If euphoria focused on the normal teenagers who aren’t involved in any hijinks, it wouldn’t generate any interest or discussion

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any trap enthusiast here? do you regret being born so late to miss on girls like Jules during high school?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    admit it, Cinemaphile chuds, you would creampie if you knew no one would ever find out

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So you’re telling me the girls I crushed on or talked to were having sex? Not just making out, but raw sweaty intercourse? My friends who talked about getting laid, did indeed get laid and weren’t lying to look cool?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex Education

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >unrealistic
    The only unrealistic thing about Euphoria is "how smart Nate is when hes being a hot psycho" and "that totally chill and kind drug dealer". Back in my highschool days, sex and depravity was everywhere and I went to a private school. Threesomes, roofies, rape, fights, drama... everything was the same.

    The big difference in my opinion is that back then parents rarely left us out of their sights, since most of my peers had a stay at home mother and their parents werent divorced. Hooking up in highschool was hard, since parents never left us be alone in a room.

    Also another difference is that the internet obviously has changed interactions. Thats why youd hang out for hours after school with your friends, then go home and play WoW or D2.

    I graduated the year the iphone was released and I remember those days fondly.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine putting your thumb in some dudes mouth for a shitty acting gig, just disgusting

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did the jannies autosage the Futurama thread about trannies?

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jews are pedophiles. Their open expression of pedophilia with movies like these and Pretty Baby are officially tolerated as "art" but a white civilization would execute their makers.

    It also grooms children to think whoring themselves is normal.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movies
    >not real
    reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >y-you're gay
    Don't care

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Jules Vaughn effect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jules
      yeah she's hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one can resist that bussy

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is my favorite scene, love how the troon gets fricked by the white stud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she liked it too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skins was pretty normal to be honest.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: LOSERS WHINE ABOUT NOT LIVING IT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Train wreck. You just can't look away.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >uhhh yeah bro, I'm just watching all this troony porn to laugh at them haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jej

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Morbid curiosity. I was mostly curious as to how passing they could be. With the exception of a few outliers, I'm surprised that these guys are able to fool men to the point that they get murdered when the man they're with finds out.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell none of the people in this thread have ever been social in high school because they think euphoria is an accurate depiction of what high school is like.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friday Night Lights Season 1 is the best depiction of high school and its a shame the writers strike fricked up season 2 because it never gets back to that same quality.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i sucked a boobie for the first time this week ama

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty cool how did it happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dating qt conservative girl for nearly a year
        >she's adamant about waiting for marriage, we're both inexperienced and taking things slow
        >hold hands
        >hug
        >kiss
        >make out
        >grope
        >lick neck
        >suck booba <<<YOU ARE HERE
        >pusi
        >profit???
        Anyway it was fricking cash, fantastic pink nipples, but she wants to slow down so I wager it'll be a minute before I see those beauties again.
        Such is life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pretty based anon
          remember oral sex doesn't count, there's nothing in the bible about it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, she's kinda weird about this sort of thing is all. As in total prude, covers her eyes if there's nudity in a movie, etc. And she puts on that facade most of the time as well.
            But then when we're in bed, like earlier this week, she's totally into it. She took off my shirt and licked my chest first, and when I got to her she was holding my face into her breasts.
            So it's sort of a precarious situation for me; I never know what to expect.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sounds like she's horny and she wants it
              anyway you're doing better than a lot of anons, probably best not to rock to boat. i think you could probably get naked with her with a little encouragement though. that's how far my friend got with his christian gf before they broke up. he was a virgin too then he lost it to a bawd after we moved to a college town lol.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She clearly hasn't been mindbroken by oversocialization and overexposure to pornography and only enjoys the act when it's an intimate exchange with someone she cares about, rather than an exploitative and expositionist act. Hold on to her, you bagged a good one

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skins is a vastly superior show in every way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mRiY9dU.jpg

      First we had Skins and now we've got Euphoria.
      How much more of an unrealistic depiction of high school life do you think the next big "teen coming-of-age sexual/drug/alcoholic drama series" will be?

      Inbetweeners mogs

      There isn't a single scene in those shows with acting as good as this

      %3F

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she deserves the emmy tbh
        fantastic portrayal of an addict

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw turning 24 in a week and still khv

    is it over for me bros? all my friends lost their virginity in high school. i couldn't even get a kiss with anyone in college. i'm pretty sure my parents think im asexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just pay for it
      i didn't lose mine until 19 and that only happened because i put in the hours and was a major sex pest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pay for it.

      Then go home, rethink your life, and work towards making yourself a more attractive person both physically, mentally and socially. You're still in your 20s, it's important to get your dick wet a bit but you have plenty of time to recover if you focus. By your late 20s and 30s you could be any old average guy who can get sex if he wants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you're not making a fool of yourself you aren't trying hard enough.
      you could literally put up a bulletin in your college commons with a photo and a phone number. you should be on tinder swiping right (not every girl just legitimate ones)
      i got laid a lot in my early 20s using OKCupid, it's probably pozzed now and i had to spend hours and hours talking to girls and travelling out of my town to make it happen.
      bottom line you put in the effort it will happen. if you're ugly you have to put in more effort. get a decent haircut and some oxfords, go forth and slay b***hes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did all that stuff in HS college. I'm 29 now, haven't touched a girl romantically in 8 years or so. My honest advice is to not worry or rush it. It's not as big a deal as you imagine, that is, if you do it the wrong way and just do it because you feel like you have to. Personally, I wish I hadn't tried so hard during HS. I even wish I had stayed a virgin and waited for the right time.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rewatch Buffy the vampire slayer
    >it's better than any of modern shit despite being corny as frick

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want to be cal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to be young Cal

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that's someone's son

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >banged traps and ladybois
    >never searched for porn of this type
    what's wrong with me?

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