Flash confirmed for certified KINO.
Flash confirmed for certified KINO.
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
Flash confirmed for certified KINO.
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
He's turning into his cousin
From Tom Cruise to Tom Bruise
no fucking way that guy is tom cruise's cousin. He had a good little role in justified
comped
I will now watch your movie
He's gonna play Jor-El, Jonathan "Pa" Kent, or old man Hal Jordan in the Gunn's new DCEU?
how to stay lean after 30 bros?
is fasting and running enough?
>fasting
Destroying your body's metabolism by confusing it doesn't seem like a good idea.
explain how fasting "confuses" your metabolism and destroys your body.
t. retard
retard
Hello fatty
This take is what happens when you have so much fat in your body that it starts to impede brain function
>how to stay lean after 30 bros?
OT level 69
Fasting to the auto-phaging stage (do lots of study on it first). Then JOGGING not running.
All the thinner older guys are joggers. Supposedly less damaging to your joints and less stressful to your body in general. Get good shock-absorbent shoes. Protect your knees.
It's simple, don't eat American food. It's designed to make you fat, slow, weak, etc. Basically, FEMA decided that the best way to prevent people from rising up against government is to keep them unfit and unhealthy and dependant on drugs. This is why America is in the state that its in.
Not hard. Fast one or two days a week for 18 hours. Don't eat like shit. Have a minimum of muscle and keep it.
this
or just skip breakfast like I do and eat good well balanced shit for lunch and dinner
I always drink the 'green' drinks for all my meals (usually apple+pineapple+mango+lots of other greenies in it, like spanish/cucumber/etc) and never have soda or alcohol (plus I fall asleep when I do)
also sometimes I splurge and buy tons of 100% pomegranate because I love that shit
You need to consume cum from young men.
and then Cruise and Ezra sacrificed some kids to Moloch together
Why did Tom go out of his way to ask to see The Flash? Just seems like a weird movie for him to be interested in.
he's a dude who likes good movies, and heard the movie is good enough that they're still releasing it despite the lead going nuclear on an entire island nation
makes sense he would be curious to see just how good it is
One thing I appreciate about Tom is he actively watches movies. In an interview he said how many he watches but I forget. It was something like 5 movies a week.
that's so brave
he probably watches them at 2x speed
>Just seems like a weird movie for him to be interested in.
I think Michael Keaton being back will be a draw for boomers.
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>>Just seems like a weird movie for him to be interested in.
>I think Michael Keaton being back will be a draw for boomers.
probably this
He's sussing whether to go DC or Marvel I suspect.
DC is a better fit for him. But he'd need to choose a pretty good character to take on at this late stage. Also, it looks like Gunn is getting a bit freaked out about it anyway, likely because it would be a competing series to whatever he has planned (good, bc fuck that guy).
He got paid to market this DC tripe.
Their logic is Tom's word will get people to the theatres after Top Gun
doubt it, doesn't seem like the guy who'd do that
Were the dozen or so other people who have seen the movie and liked it paid off too?
>high ranking hollywood cultist pedophile says that a movie starring another hollywood pedophile is good
Many such cases
>“Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that Cruise has seen the movie and loved it so much that he cold-called the movie’s director, Andy Muschietti, to rave about it.
>In late February, according to several sources, Cruise had a meeting with Warner Bros Discovery CEO David Zaslav, where the mogul mentioned how great the movie was. Cruise, curiosity piqued, then asked to see it. Zaslav acquiesced to the request, and a copy of the movie was sent over to Cruise.
>But as an insider says, this was no casual messengering. A Warners employee brought the movie to Cruise’s home in Beverly Hills and stayed until the actor finished watching The Flash. It is unclear on what format Cruise watched it, whether it was digital or film. When Cruise finished, the movie was given back to the messenger who returned it to the studio.
>Cruise was so taken by what he saw that soon after, he reached out to Muschietti. It was a call out of the blue for the director. Cruise is said to have raved about the movie, saying something to the effect that Flash is “everything you want in a movie” and “this is the kind of movie we need now,” according to insiders.”
How does a story like this get out unless it was intentional. I think this is just smart people trying to generate hype.
How does any story get out? Are you new to trades or something? There's always articles like this in THR about things going on in the industry
it’s definitely intentional
>trusting a looney scientologist
Capeshit has had a string of flops lately. Black Adam, Quantumania, Shazam 2. They realize there's blood in the water and both companies need their next films to be hits.
Twittertards mad af lol
>Ezra's a pedo
Ok, I'm with you so far.
>Astrology
Opinion discarded
>he's a pedo because...two grifter indians made up a fanfiction about le grooming!! that didn't actually manifest itself legally beyond a frivolous tribal restraining order, but it's still just real okay?? who cares that the father is a lawyer and has a history of launching fraudulent claims/grifts and taking money from his own tribe
please put your hatred for trannies and garden gnomes aside from 10 seconds and think critically Anon
have a nice day Ezra fag, he is right he is a fuckin loopy ass pedo
prove it
imagine dedicating your life to go at something that doesn't affect your life
I'm seriously impressed at Warner Brothers strategy at handling Ezra's meltdown
How did they do it?
>How did they do it?
>People think you're on the run from the cops across the nation
>Was just actually chilling at your mom's house
>Paparazzi show up
>Smirk and refuse to elaborate
Damn can you imagine Tom asking you if he can get a sneak preview of your new movie? Must’ve felt awesome.
>Cruise watches Flash and loves it
>asks James Gunn if he can be apart of the new DCEU
>Gunn tells Cruise no
Based
What do comicbros think? Would cruise have been a good choice for this warlock guy?
I mean I assume OP is autistic or ESL due to language comprehension of the article but it's essentially a no-go because Adam Warlock is a young adult. Not sure who suggested Tom
Tropic Thunder is funnier than anything Gunn has ever tried to make.
Gunn has only one ton and it's le random reddit humor.
>Dhazam is doing worse than Morbius? Quick put out an article about how the top gun guy liked our next DC movie!
Talk about desperate
>gnomish cult member likes gnomish goyslop
WOAH?!
>gnomish
Anon...
what's the difference between garden gnomes and scientology?
Sci-fi vs low fantasy.
I get he's a weirdo but he's good in the role
unironically looking forward to it
he's too violent for libs to support, and too much of a chud fag for rightoids to back
when you don't toe to a line, you're not popular with NPC's, which tells you that Ezra is actually based
>and too much of a chud fag for rightoids to back
certified q-tard rightoid here
if you view his entire schtick as performance art to make fun of wokism its kinda hilarious
and sure he's a literal chud pedo satanic piece of shit, no dispute there, but he's good in the role
He's the only interesting part in Justice League
I just find him entertaining and somewhat fascinating which is kind of in his favor, given his profession.
Whether he decides to be a regular actor or walking trainwreck, it's interesting to observe.
nah
what happened was that they paid tom cruise an undisclosed amount of millions to say that as promoting their film
Tom Cruise accepting bribe money to hype up a shit film when he's actually respected and valued in the industry is just as bad
Could just be that the movie is actually good, and since Cruise watches a lot of movies he wanted to see what all the hype was about
>bribe money
paying people to promote your film isnt called a bribe
a bribe is when you have dirt on cruise and threaten to release it if he didnt promote your film
celebrities are paid money all the time to promote movies they are not in
>celebrities are paid money all the time to promote movies they are not in
Name 5 examples
tom cruise just made $100 million from Top Gun, why would he need or want bribe money from WBD to hype up their capeshit, especially when WBD is broke and it would only be peanuts?
people shitting on this movie for no reason are worse than QAnon
he probably legitimately liked the movie
this is still an obvious puff piece though
Did he finally get off botox and fin? He looks like he aged 20 years in since last year