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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's turning into his cousin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      From Tom Cruise to Tom Bruise

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no fricking way that guy is tom cruise's cousin. He had a good little role in justified

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      comped

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will now watch your movie

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's gonna play Jor-El, Jonathan "Pa" Kent, or old man Hal Jordan in the Gunn's new DCEU?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how to stay lean after 30 bros?
    is fasting and running enough?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fasting

      Destroying your body's metabolism by confusing it doesn't seem like a good idea.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        explain how fasting "confuses" your metabolism and destroys your body.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        t. moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hello fatty

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This take is what happens when you have so much fat in your body that it starts to impede brain function

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >how to stay lean after 30 bros?
      OT level 69

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fasting to the auto-phaging stage (do lots of study on it first). Then JOGGING not running.
      All the thinner older guys are joggers. Supposedly less damaging to your joints and less stressful to your body in general. Get good shock-absorbent shoes. Protect your knees.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's simple, don't eat American food. It's designed to make you fat, slow, weak, etc. Basically, FEMA decided that the best way to prevent people from rising up against government is to keep them unfit and unhealthy and dependant on drugs. This is why America is in the state that its in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not hard. Fast one or two days a week for 18 hours. Don't eat like shit. Have a minimum of muscle and keep it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how to stay lean after 30 bros?
        is fasting and running enough?

        this
        or just skip breakfast like I do and eat good well balanced shit for lunch and dinner

        I always drink the 'green' drinks for all my meals (usually apple+pineapple+mango+lots of other greenies in it, like spanish/cucumber/etc) and never have soda or alcohol (plus I fall asleep when I do)
        also sometimes I splurge and buy tons of 100% pomegranate because I love that shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You need to consume cum from young men.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and then Cruise and Ezra sacrificed some kids to Moloch together

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Tom go out of his way to ask to see The Flash? Just seems like a weird movie for him to be interested in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's a dude who likes good movies, and heard the movie is good enough that they're still releasing it despite the lead going nuclear on an entire island nation
      makes sense he would be curious to see just how good it is

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        One thing I appreciate about Tom is he actively watches movies. In an interview he said how many he watches but I forget. It was something like 5 movies a week.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's so brave

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he probably watches them at 2x speed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Just seems like a weird movie for him to be interested in.
      I think Michael Keaton being back will be a draw for boomers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >

        Why did Tom go out of his way to ask to see The Flash? Just seems like a weird movie for him to be interested in.


        >>Just seems like a weird movie for him to be interested in.
        >I think Michael Keaton being back will be a draw for boomers.

        probably this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's sussing whether to go DC or Marvel I suspect.
      DC is a better fit for him. But he'd need to choose a pretty good character to take on at this late stage. Also, it looks like Gunn is getting a bit freaked out about it anyway, likely because it would be a competing series to whatever he has planned (good, bc frick that guy).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He got paid to market this DC tripe.
      Their logic is Tom's word will get people to the theatres after Top Gun

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        doubt it, doesn't seem like the guy who'd do that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Were the dozen or so other people who have seen the movie and liked it paid off too?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >high ranking Hollywood cultist pedophile says that a movie starring another hollywood pedophile is good
    Many such cases

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >“Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that Cruise has seen the movie and loved it so much that he cold-called the movie’s director, Andy Muschietti, to rave about it.

    >In late February, according to several sources, Cruise had a meeting with Warner Bros Discovery CEO David Zaslav, where the mogul mentioned how great the movie was. Cruise, curiosity piqued, then asked to see it. Zaslav acquiesced to the request, and a copy of the movie was sent over to Cruise.

    >But as an insider says, this was no casual messengering. A Warners employee brought the movie to Cruise’s home in Beverly Hills and stayed until the actor finished watching The Flash. It is unclear on what format Cruise watched it, whether it was digital or film. When Cruise finished, the movie was given back to the messenger who returned it to the studio.

    >Cruise was so taken by what he saw that soon after, he reached out to Muschietti. It was a call out of the blue for the director. Cruise is said to have raved about the movie, saying something to the effect that Flash is “everything you want in a movie” and “this is the kind of movie we need now,” according to insiders.”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How does a story like this get out unless it was intentional. I think this is just smart people trying to generate hype.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How does any story get out? Are you new to trades or something? There's always articles like this in THR about things going on in the industry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it’s definitely intentional

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >trusting a looney scientologist

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit has had a string of flops lately. Black Adam, Quantumania, Shazam 2. They realize there's blood in the water and both companies need their next films to be hits.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Twittertards mad af lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ezra's a pedo
      Ok, I'm with you so far.
      >Astrology
      Opinion discarded

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he's a pedo because...two grifter indians made up a fanfiction about le grooming!! that didn't actually manifest itself legally beyond a frivolous tribal restraining order, but it's still just real okay?? who cares that the father is a lawyer and has a history of launching fraudulent claims/grifts and taking money from his own tribe
        please put your hatred for trannies and israelites aside from 10 seconds and think critically Anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day Ezra gay, he is right he is a frickin loopy ass pedo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            prove it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine dedicating your life to go at something that doesn't affect your life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm seriously impressed at Warner Brothers strategy at handling Ezra's meltdown
      How did they do it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >How did they do it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >How did they do it?

        >People think you're on the run from the cops across the nation
        >Was just actually chilling at your mom's house
        >Paparazzi show up
        >Smirk and refuse to elaborate

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn can you imagine Tom asking you if he can get a sneak preview of your new movie? Must’ve felt awesome.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cruise watches Flash and loves it
    >asks James Gunn if he can be apart of the new DCEU
    >Gunn tells Cruise no
    Based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do comicbros think? Would cruise have been a good choice for this warlock guy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I assume OP is autistic or ESL due to language comprehension of the article but it's essentially a no-go because Adam Warlock is a young adult. Not sure who suggested Tom

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tropic Thunder is funnier than anything Gunn has ever tried to make.
      Gunn has only one ton and it's le random reddit humor.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Dhazam is doing worse than Morbius? Quick put out an article about how the top gun guy liked our next DC movie!
    Talk about desperate

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >israeli cult member likes israeli goyslop
    WOAH?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >israeli
      Anon...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what's the difference between israelites and scientology?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sci-fi vs low fantasy.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I get he's a weirdo but he's good in the role
    unironically looking forward to it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's too violent for libs to support, and too much of a troony gay for rightoids to back
      when you don't toe to a line, you're not popular with NPC's, which tells you that Ezra is actually based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and too much of a troony gay for rightoids to back
        certified q-tard rightoid here
        if you view his entire schtick as performance art to make fun of wokism its kinda hilarious
        and sure he's a literal troony pedo satanic piece of shit, no dispute there, but he's good in the role
        He's the only interesting part in Justice League

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just find him entertaining and somewhat fascinating which is kind of in his favor, given his profession.
        Whether he decides to be a regular actor or walking trainwreck, it's interesting to observe.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nah

    what happened was that they paid tom cruise an undisclosed amount of millions to say that as promoting their film

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise accepting bribe money to hype up a shit film when he's actually respected and valued in the industry is just as bad
      Could just be that the movie is actually good, and since Cruise watches a lot of movies he wanted to see what all the hype was about

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bribe money

        paying people to promote your film isnt called a bribe

        a bribe is when you have dirt on cruise and threaten to release it if he didnt promote your film

        celebrities are paid money all the time to promote movies they are not in

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >celebrities are paid money all the time to promote movies they are not in
          Name 5 examples

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tom cruise just made $100 million from Top Gun, why would he need or want bribe money from WBD to hype up their capeshit, especially when WBD is broke and it would only be peanuts?

    people shitting on this movie for no reason are worse than QAnon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he probably legitimately liked the movie
      this is still an obvious puff piece though

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did he finally get off botox and fin? He looks like he aged 20 years in since last year

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