No one else could've landed that plane. At any rate, the cocaine he took in the morning cancelled out the alcohol so there shouldn't have been an issue.
Not really. It'll keep you awake but it won't keep you from being drunk. You won't pass out but you will still be uncoordinated and have all of the effects of being drunk and on coke. For a lot of people this means you can drink more and become the worst version of yourself.
Reminder that if you drink heavily and do cocain the coke stay in your system for a week. No booze it's out in like 12 hours. >t. Used to work in drug testing lab.
Why has this fricking scene become such a meme on Cinemaphile?
Is it because he mentioned le ebin alcohol? Are you all fricking alcoholics on this board? And more importantly, are you so easily entertained by the mere mention and/or portrayal of alcohol in film?
the reason a thread gets posted is because it gets replies.
if you see a thread a lot it's because it gets replies without fail every time.
if you post in said threads... well, we'll save that for the advanced course. I don't think you're ready for the knowledge of what your own actions are doing.
So basically it's the weed thing. Normal people don't care but stoners fricking loooove weed so much they can't help but flare up and laugh like morons whenever they see a weed plant somewhere.
nta but I drank alcohol on my job yesterday for the first time. During break time I went to the show and got myself a small bottle of red wine. I don't ever drink, so I get tipsy easily. Was kinda funny.
I think I need to change jobs otherwise I might literally end up becoming an alcoholic.
When I worked at a liquor store we'd start drinking as soon as the boss went home. The boss would drink all fricking day. Guy would be brown bagging a beer he already started while walking to his car with a bag of road beers. He would just start drinking random things in the store and be like "I already paid for it."
This movie is probably the biggest curveball in terms of what the trailer advertises versus what the movie's actually about. >Trailer: Kino about a talented pilot that saves people and is being unfairly scapegoated. Also, John Goodman. >Movie: Kino about a talented pilot that's also a miserable alcoholic whose estranged from his wife and son. Full-frontal Latina nudity and John Goodman.
why didn't he just land the plane, bit of a homosexual to be honest. I could've landed that easily, just knowing that I'm gonna druk and do coke with the hot flight attendant afterwards
>mfw accuse my ex of sleeping with my step dad while being blackout drunk >see a 4 part text message the next morning and ignore it for a week out of regret and embarrassment thinking it's basically a "don't ever text me again or I'll call the police" >finally decide to suck it up and read it >it's an apology
Frick my life!
you got lucky, women nowadays deny and lie to your face even when you have video proof, then they start to cry and play the victim card. Fricking hell.
>drank entire 6pack last night >went to bed at 5AM (after playing TF2 and saying racial slurs on mic) >sent woman I once loved a huge email about how special she was to me >wake up at noon >remember what I did >takes me 6 hours to check my emails and see how bad it was >mfw it wasn't that bad at all, just a bit sappy >mfw it was pretty much an email I would have sent while sober >mfw no inappropriateness and no sexual remarks
I feel like I drunk drove the Indy 500
I had a roster of broads I used to bang long ago and are now married. Up until a couple years ago I could still wheedle tit pics out of them but they’ve all pretty much cut me off. I’ve had the same gf for almost 3 years now but I’m disappointed I no longer have fat prostitutes to amuse me via text when she’s not around.
I still have my carefully sorted folders of every nude I’ve ever been sent so that’s my only consolation.
You got lucky anon congrats. You're not a pro yet, talk to us when you pull a
>be me, get DUI >taken to jail >go get car next morning >immediately drive to liquor store >hours later drive to store again >walk outside see cop car parked next to mine >sassy black lady cop looks me over and sees my empty beers in the front seat >starts speaking ebonics and tells me to get in the car >She takes me home because she doesn't want to do the paperwork >think I'm in the clear (on this one at least) >pull up to my house >family is waiting for me >Tell them they just took me home from last night
That was too close!
Just woke up. Glad the thread is still going. I always play Humans, largest galaxy possible, 8 players. Megawealth is an OP officer ability.
Total Sakkra Death.
More of a Stellaris guy myself, might boot it up again this weekend
Been so long since I've played I'll probably have to do the tutorials and shit again
cheers to that. been a while i've done a run, maybe it's time again soon. i'm a sucker for unification + lithovore/tolerant cheese to autolab rush though, maybe it's time to man up.
These frickers make me hallucinate and not in a good way.
How many do you take?
I got severe paranoid delusions on them. I thought I was dead and in hell/purgatory and that people close to me were demons tormenting me. Was really fricked up shit, terrifying. I had drank for 20 years beforehand and never experienced anything like that until I took pharma pills.
also interested in your dosage? but yeah it's pretty special in that it affects histamine receptors that make you sleepy, and also them serotonin receptors that affect sensory perceptions like LSD. i hear it doesn't give much the psychedelic headspace but dunno haven't researched it much.
>Mirtazapine is an antidepressant. The way this medication works is still not fully understood.
how the frick can doctors prescribe something that they don't fully understand? wtf
>how the frick can doctors prescribe something that they don't fully understand?
kek nobody don't know why exactly half of any medicine works, just that they do some shit via certain pathways.
WHAT A LIFE
I just played another game. The Klackons expanded quickly and conquered the Alkari and Darlocks, with whom I had trade treaties, wiping out my income. I had powerful ships with zortium armor, plasma cannons, ECM jammers and internal stabilizers so I was able to launch a war against the Klackons and take a big bite out of them to prevent them simply voting their own win.
Then the Sakkra randomly surrendered to them and they simply voted themselves the win at the next council vote, no way I could fight off the entire galaxy at that point. Gay.
I'm listening to a soundboard from a moe. concert I went to 8 years ago, drinking modelos. I might watch a couple episodes of community but I took melatonin and benadryl already so idk if that's gonna happen because I really need to crash for like 11 hours
why is it if you binge eat most people say, "teehee silly billy its okay once in a while to have a cheat day!" but binge drinking makes you an alcoholic?
I feel ya buddy.
I've gotten it down to wear I can chug 2 24oz 7% beers and cut myself off.
Took me 10 years but it's better than your pic related every night
Even hardcore alkies don't typically chug vodka from the bottle like Shoenice.
That clip is actually excellent acting from Cage though. The shakes into the 2-handed grip on the OJ bottle were spot-on.
second day of boozin', got a haircut and a big warhammer game tomorrow, ideally need to be up in 7 hours which sounds fine but I'm on a sleep deficiet already and i'm pretty wired atm
>keeps it cold
No shit it keeps it cold you mongoloid. Putting dark liquor in the freezer dulls the taste. Beam is and always was shit. Bet you drink out of plastic too like a degenerate
Anyone ever watched the Johnny Cash Show? Apparently it ran for 2 seasons from 1969 - 1971. Gonna try to find a torrent and watch it through at some point.
>be me, get DUI >taken to jail >go get car next morning >immediately drive to liquor store >hours later drive to store again >walk outside see cop car parked next to mine >sassy black lady cop looks me over and sees my empty beers in the front seat >starts speaking ebonics and tells me to get in the car >She takes me home because she doesn't want to do the paperwork >think I'm in the clear (on this one at least) >pull up to my house >family is waiting for me >Tell them they just took me home from last night
That was too close!
>35g of sugar per can
How do you guys drink this shit more than 2 cans? For mild drinks I either get beer or if im feeling flavor pilled I get hard seltzers that dont have sugar or sweeteners.
miss going out to the pub but spent the past 5 years being an autistic moron playing video game instead and deleted all my social medias 5 years ago. Literally get drunk every weekend on here anyway
The wifi where I’m at won’t load Cinemaphile on my laptop but for some reason it will on my phone so don’t get up my ass for the file name.
Don’t make me tap the sign.
Whqat're you guys watching 2nite? I had this for dinner earlier and been watching Nathan For You ever since. The cold bottel only had 4shots left so I bought a new bottle for the rest of the night.
I had wings and put on the Simpsons episode where Lisa helps Mr Burns get rich again. I did the same thing last night with the Hank Scorpio episode.
Should be drunk very shortly been at it for a couple hours.
I've seen the simpsns so much I have a hard time watching it again but mroe ower to you for enjoying.
I like the "best burger" episode of that show, where the woman b***hes and gets called out.
Im watching moon landing hoax debunk videos, I love space so it honestly helps me learn more about the sheer effort that went into the Apollo program
There absolutely 100% needs to be an episode about fabricating the moon landing tbh. Too bad the show is no more.
I got a touch of the ‘tism. I’d rather watch a Simpsons episode I’ve seen 300 times already than something new.
I once won a Simpsons bar trivia night by myself against teams of 4-6 people. $200 gift certificate to a local brewery was the prize. I was with my then-gf who had zero knowledge of the show.
I like the "best burger" episode of that show, where the woman b***hes and gets called out.
Im watching moon landing hoax debunk videos, I love space so it honestly helps me learn more about the sheer effort that went into the Apollo program
obviously you should druk every night, why even ask? You could even watch 2007 smash hit Role Models starring Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott for some lighthearted comedy.
Most people suck so I wouldn't recommend that. I haven't met anyone I would want to be friends with in years (besides my friends but that's dubious too at times).
>do better planning next time
This. True /druk/bros can forecast the next few days. I bought a 60/1.75L of vodka earlier tonight. That should get me drunk through until Sunday night with a couple eye-openers on Monday morning.
Bots I figure
Some real shit itt and it's Friday night druk thread!
people or bots from instagram I'm sure, that place is even shittier than current Cinemaphile, bunch of moronic buttholes for no reason. Im starting to think they are bots, because most of the time the shittiest opinions or whining are from "photographers". I didn't put much tought into it because its a homosexual proffesion by itself but then I realize is one of the easiest profiles to fake, just random pictures masking as "portfolio" and bam, moronic comments everywhere.
Cinemaphile has been under a dedicated leftist/troony discord raid since 2019 in a misguided attempt to seize the board.
Unconnected to that are the occasional Israeli JIDF posters who are quite easy to identify.
the government doesn't want you to know this but 10 months a meteorite hit the northern hemisphere. they're all dead. everyone on the internet is a c**t. t. ausbro
Wow this thread got derailed, lets focus on the DRUK lifestyle. That being said my liver hurts and I have a pronounced gut. Yet I still druk the pilseners. What a life!
Watched a critique on YouTube last night of dirty Harry by Quentin Tarantino, I was pretty DRUK, but wow that was the most thought out interesting, intelligent criticisms of the films and the revenge genre I've ever heard. Reminded me why hes so good. It was like a college thesis that was prepared for months. I was trying to figure out how to paste the link here, anyway good stuff. I'm slightly druk now, just right in the sweet spot
Right on. That was the first one I bought for myself too. It just felt like the right thing to do.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Its pretty tasty, cheers brother.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Cheers.
i should've started doing that like 15 years ago, it's way too late now they'd just ask me a billion questions when i'd come back. also there's not much to go to here
[...]
haven't seen anyone smoke inside shops, there was a man smoking a big cigar plowing down his smoke over the whole terrace yesterday though
>haven't seen anyone smoke inside shops
Maybe things have changed. Smoking culture here is not nearly the same so I wouldn't be surprised if it was different there too. I went around 2005 or so.
>I had to taper
How did that play out? There isn't a lot of good information on how to do that or it's buried under other stuff. Whenever I dry out for a bit I get the insomnia and weird sleep. Never had the shakes.
One thing that inspires me is memories of being young and naive, drinking cheap Lambrusco wine on the Janiculum hill overlooking Rome, at sunset. Love that memory.
>with family
When I go on vacation with family I openly drink in front of them, constantly. I explicitly told them if they want me sober on vacation they need to tell me in advance.
I'm not an alcoholic so it works out. I know not to drink the day before we go home because I need to help pack, etc.
i do drink somewhat but it's just not fun to get actually druk with these people around, they're all 20-30 years older and don't have much sense of humor
If you're over 30 then why hang out with the seniors? I would've just spent the evenings walking around and seeing new stuff. You are allowed to go outside as a 30+ year old man, you know
i should've started doing that like 15 years ago, it's way too late now they'd just ask me a billion questions when i'd come back. also there's not much to go to here
The architecture gives me a bonner. I also like how casual they were about smoking. I went to put out my cigarette before going in this store and the guy was like no don't do that just come in. I hope it's still like that.
haven't seen anyone smoke inside shops, there was a man smoking a big cigar plowing down his smoke over the whole terrace yesterday though
>i should've started doing that like 15 years ago, it's way too late now they'd just ask me a billion questions when i'd come back.
I've been there in my late 20s bro. All you have to do is assert yourself as a man, just do it already. It doesn't matter your age, old people don't control you. You have to fight for a place in society, that includes putting nosy parents in line.
The architecture gives me a bonner. I also like how casual they were about smoking. I went to put out my cigarette before going in this store and the guy was like no don't do that just come in. I hope it's still like that.
Nice one. There's still a couple left in the box so I'm just sipping them until I can be bothered to order some more in via Uber eats. Have to pay like a 20-30% markup but it beats going to the shop.
>9 AM
Dude that's not healthy. I guess it is the weekend for both of us and we're both over 18 but still.
I wonder if buying alcohol via Uber Eats is legal in my province, though. There's a place in walking distance of my home so I've never bothered but you've given me something to think about.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Mate I'm 36 and the ex unironically "turned the wee'uns against me" so I've pretty much checked out of life. Just doing a leaving last Vegas at this point.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Mate I'm 36
Damn I'm a decade younger than you and I get stressed out about being older than my peers.
We're on /druk/ on Cinemaphile so I won't even try to talk you out of it but I sincerely hope things get better for you, and if they don't, at least know that at least one person is a little bit sad that they didn't.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Nah it's all good mate. I haven't been happy with my life for a long time. My kids are healthy and that's all I prayed God for. I told him he can do whatever he wants to me as long as they are okay, so I accept my life, even if it is miserable.
How do you drink that much beer without having the squirts all day after? Whenever I drink profuse amounts of lager I end up with the shits for the whole day.
Turned 30 a few months ago and it's like time kicked into high gear the second it was my birthday, so a day wasted being hungover feels a lot worse now. Gonna keep druking thoughever.
24 righte now, you better believe im following your steps drukker boe
How many do you take?
I got severe paranoid delusions on them. I thought I was dead and in hell/purgatory and that people close to me were demons tormenting me. Was really fricked up shit, terrifying. I had drank for 20 years beforehand and never experienced anything like that until I took pharma pills.
These frickers make me hallucinate and not in a good way.
How many do you take?
I got severe paranoid delusions on them. I thought I was dead and in hell/purgatory and that people close to me were demons tormenting me. Was really fricked up shit, terrifying. I had drank for 20 years beforehand and never experienced anything like that until I took pharma pills.
Why the frick are you guys taking this crazy shit?
Is it for depression? There's like a dozen of medications for depression that don't do this
Mirtazapine is an antidepressant but it's basically in a class of its own since it's not an actual ssri. The people who produce it admit that they don't even know how it works, the doctors definitely don't. But they still dish it out to people.
>Mirtazapine is an antidepressant. The way this medication works is still not fully understood.
how the frick can doctors prescribe something that they don't fully understand? wtf
Nice get, but laughing gas and most forms of general anesthesia aren't well understood either, we just know they work and they don't seem to be killing people (when dosed properly).
Turned 30 a few months ago and it's like time kicked into high gear the second it was my birthday, so a day wasted being hungover feels a lot worse now. Gonna keep druking thoughever.
Im fricked in my 30s drinking makes me feel like shit. I gym/run 6 days a week so that is good motivation to hardly drink anymore because doing either of those things hungover is awful.
For me? Had a peach monster on the way to the beach (Costa del Sol), then 2 cruzcampo pilsners on said beach, now alternating between white wine and rosé while playing a bit of poker with the lads. Quite literally WHAT A LIFE
I once took about 5x the stated dose of mirtazapine in a deranged attempt to get high. I felt wired, and anxious. Thought people were talking about me outside. But more than anything had this horrible static electricity feeling all through my extremities. It wasn't an enjoyable experience. Definitely not a recreational drug.
No one else could've landed that plane. At any rate, the cocaine he took in the morning cancelled out the alcohol so there shouldn't have been an issue.
does coke really cancel out alcohol?
the one time i did it i barely felt it.
It doesn’t really cancel it out but it’s a stimulant so it’s not going to help you get drunk.
I don't do coke, but drinking a bunch of cold brew at 4am after druking always sets me right
that's just weak coke. Real coke will make you feel like superman, with a pinky tip's worth.
Not really. It'll keep you awake but it won't keep you from being drunk. You won't pass out but you will still be uncoordinated and have all of the effects of being drunk and on coke. For a lot of people this means you can drink more and become the worst version of yourself.
Reminder that if you drink heavily and do cocain the coke stay in your system for a week. No booze it's out in like 12 hours.
>t. Used to work in drug testing lab.
he overstressed the jack screw with his drunken takeoff.
he caused the whole issue.
That scene where he chugs vodka in his car is literally impossible and you would puke and die if you did that
But Leaving Las Vegas also did that
I had to turn this movie off after about 8 minutes. My name is also Ben and it just hit way too close.
Do you also have a prostitute deeply in love with you?
No, but that would be hot.
You may be on to something here.
Why has this fricking scene become such a meme on Cinemaphile?
Is it because he mentioned le ebin alcohol? Are you all fricking alcoholics on this board? And more importantly, are you so easily entertained by the mere mention and/or portrayal of alcohol in film?
the reason a thread gets posted is because it gets replies.
if you see a thread a lot it's because it gets replies without fail every time.
if you post in said threads... well, we'll save that for the advanced course. I don't think you're ready for the knowledge of what your own actions are doing.
So basically it's the weed thing. Normal people don't care but stoners fricking loooove weed so much they can't help but flare up and laugh like morons whenever they see a weed plant somewhere.
>the problem isn't me giving attention to attention seekers, it's that damned reefer madness!
Yeah, sure, whatever you need to sleep soundly anon.
Does not follow. Hope you step on a lego brick.
Do not chastise at me.
In Afghanistan they had decorative weed plants in some places. It is pretty funny considering how we treat them here.
great scene from a great flick with great meme potential. alcohol has little to do with it.
>Im CIA
>OMG DYA GUYS LIKE EBIN PLANES OR EBIN GOV MEN?
>I, uh... drank the alcohol
Wow, great scene. Really riveting. Glad I didn't miss out on this.
>No sterile wienerpit during a very shaky takeoff
He should have been fired for that alone.
nta but I drank alcohol on my job yesterday for the first time. During break time I went to the show and got myself a small bottle of red wine. I don't ever drink, so I get tipsy easily. Was kinda funny.
I think I need to change jobs otherwise I might literally end up becoming an alcoholic.
When I worked at a liquor store we'd start drinking as soon as the boss went home. The boss would drink all fricking day. Guy would be brown bagging a beer he already started while walking to his car with a bag of road beers. He would just start drinking random things in the store and be like "I already paid for it."
someone post the girl he was fricking at the beginng of the movie
Im In the hospital right now for alcochol poisioning right now.
Getting that phenobarbital anon? Or are they just baby sitting you until they kick you out?
WHAT A LIFE
been there, my dude. what a life
TRY THE WINE
Im In the home right now drinking alcochol right now.
This movie is probably the biggest curveball in terms of what the trailer advertises versus what the movie's actually about.
>Trailer: Kino about a talented pilot that saves people and is being unfairly scapegoated. Also, John Goodman.
>Movie: Kino about a talented pilot that's also a miserable alcoholic whose estranged from his wife and son. Full-frontal Latina nudity and John Goodman.
Hope you kick it, anon.
>Full-frontal Latina nudity
Seriously? I will now watch your movie.
>Im In the hospital right now
>alcochol poisioning right now.
sounds like you could've avoided the alcohol poisoning but not going to the hospital
ayy I'm drukin ova heare
why didn't he just land the plane, bit of a homosexual to be honest. I could've landed that easily, just knowing that I'm gonna druk and do coke with the hot flight attendant afterwards
>if I had been on that plane it wouldn't have gone down like that
>there would have been a lot of (nose) blood in that wienerpit
scotlandbros....
What did you honestly expect?
friday night and druk is dead... owari da
I just got here. We’re goin’ to bump limit.
hell yeah
Are we doing it?
>it seems in your stupor you texted your female coworkers and your ex
time to do it again
>mfw accuse my ex of sleeping with my step dad while being blackout drunk
>see a 4 part text message the next morning and ignore it for a week out of regret and embarrassment thinking it's basically a "don't ever text me again or I'll call the police"
>finally decide to suck it up and read it
>it's an apology
Frick my life!
you got lucky, women nowadays deny and lie to your face even when you have video proof, then they start to cry and play the victim card. Fricking hell.
Nobody itt cares this is real.
Anon… nobody itt is real
True.
It's a Truman episode.
Oh god.
So what the frick do I say to my step dad?
Will truman ever learn?
If you're looking at something as an observer, you might watch a few times and see a pattern. If you're Truman, the pattern is a vibe
>drank entire 6pack last night
>went to bed at 5AM (after playing TF2 and saying racial slurs on mic)
>sent woman I once loved a huge email about how special she was to me
>wake up at noon
>remember what I did
>takes me 6 hours to check my emails and see how bad it was
>mfw it wasn't that bad at all, just a bit sappy
>mfw it was pretty much an email I would have sent while sober
>mfw no inappropriateness and no sexual remarks
I feel like I drunk drove the Indy 500
Thats good. My drunk texts are always innocuous, never shit like
>show bobs
but they have the same effect, so maybe I should go for the gold..
I had a roster of broads I used to bang long ago and are now married. Up until a couple years ago I could still wheedle tit pics out of them but they’ve all pretty much cut me off. I’ve had the same gf for almost 3 years now but I’m disappointed I no longer have fat prostitutes to amuse me via text when she’s not around.
I still have my carefully sorted folders of every nude I’ve ever been sent so that’s my only consolation.
You got lucky anon congrats. You're not a pro yet, talk to us when you pull a
>being drunk
>sending emails
nice troll. brb, sending a telegram
If your ex isn't so scared she blocked all forms of communication do you really even have an ex?
is this the thread?
ywnbaw troony kys
you will never be manly, alcotroony
you will never be womanly, troony
What are we drinking/watching/listening druk kings?
have some whiskey. gonna listen to tunes and stream surf. frick going outside
Vodka/soda with lime, Master of Orion 2 and Bruce Hornsby.
>Bruce Hornsby
never heard of him
>touring member of the Grateful Dead from September 1990 through March 1992
based
You’ve definitely heard this song before:
?si=OaghcIyae-mcRRP7
He’s a musical kino machine.
U right. Doesn't get any more 80's than that. Let's try Sussudio.
Decent. I’ll probably put on some Phil/Genesis tonight.
Home by the Sea, Invisible Touch, Don’t Lose My Number.
Try this:
?si=S1mcjvVKl_i6tV-d
that's all very nice, anon. what kind of a race/galaxy settings are you playing with? v1.50 patch?
Just woke up. Glad the thread is still going. I always play Humans, largest galaxy possible, 8 players. Megawealth is an OP officer ability.
Total Sakkra Death.
More of a Stellaris guy myself, might boot it up again this weekend
Been so long since I've played I'll probably have to do the tutorials and shit again
Never played that one. If I’ve been playing MOO2 for almost 30 years now would I like it?
Yeah
Only major problem is that it's made by the israelites at Paradox and probably has like 200 dollars worth of DLC for it like most their games
Thanks for the recommendation.
Also:
CAM ON /druk/ MAKE SOME FACKIN’ POASTS
cheers to that. been a while i've done a run, maybe it's time again soon. i'm a sucker for unification + lithovore/tolerant cheese to autolab rush though, maybe it's time to man up.
also interested in your dosage? but yeah it's pretty special in that it affects histamine receptors that make you sleepy, and also them serotonin receptors that affect sensory perceptions like LSD. i hear it doesn't give much the psychedelic headspace but dunno haven't researched it much.
>how the frick can doctors prescribe something that they don't fully understand?
kek nobody don't know why exactly half of any medicine works, just that they do some shit via certain pathways.
WHAT A LIFE
I just played another game. The Klackons expanded quickly and conquered the Alkari and Darlocks, with whom I had trade treaties, wiping out my income. I had powerful ships with zortium armor, plasma cannons, ECM jammers and internal stabilizers so I was able to launch a war against the Klackons and take a big bite out of them to prevent them simply voting their own win.
Then the Sakkra randomly surrendered to them and they simply voted themselves the win at the next council vote, no way I could fight off the entire galaxy at that point. Gay.
Papered up
Frick I miss 2016
You’ll cowards don’t even kidnap
I'm listening to a soundboard from a moe. concert I went to 8 years ago, drinking modelos. I might watch a couple episodes of community but I took melatonin and benadryl already so idk if that's gonna happen because I really need to crash for like 11 hours
Alright I'm gonna watch two episodes of community and then pass out forever.
Vaya con Dios, anon.
I drank 10 beers in the last two days and am done with it for a while now, not really my thing
Out of vodka now but have a 30 rack of beer to sip on. Not watching anything but listening to this.
Honey, could you hustle us up a couple of daiquiris and a wienertail weenie? On second thought, just bring the booze, I brought my own weenie.
>Met a girl and we became alcoholics together.
That's fricking pathetic.
Having an alcoholic woman is bliss.
Industrial level copium.
It's kind of kino if you think about it
why is it if you binge eat most people say, "teehee silly billy its okay once in a while to have a cheat day!" but binge drinking makes you an alcoholic?
>why is it, if you kill a man in the heat of battle, it's called heroic?
>but if you kill a man in the heat of passion
>it's called murder?
There's a difference between killing and murder.
First day is easy, it's the rest of your life that's the hard part.
Went off the deep end again but I've recovered. Periodically I forget to not touch the booze and just drink beer or it gets out of hand.
I feel ya buddy.
I've gotten it down to wear I can chug 2 24oz 7% beers and cut myself off.
Took me 10 years but it's better than your pic related every night
Wouldn't a real boozer just start downing the vodka?
No need to make life harder for yourself
Even hardcore alkies don't typically chug vodka from the bottle like Shoenice.
That clip is actually excellent acting from Cage though. The shakes into the 2-handed grip on the OJ bottle were spot-on.
Yeah shaking from withdrawals certainly makes you grip your drink two handed.
That would probably make them throw up immediately.
second day of boozin', got a haircut and a big warhammer game tomorrow, ideally need to be up in 7 hours which sounds fine but I'm on a sleep deficiet already and i'm pretty wired atm
>stroh's in the fridge
>jim beam in the freezer
>cumtown playing
>tales from the crypt queued up
cheers, druksisters
Listening to another pirated Daily Shoah over here.
I actually listened to an entire Warstrike last week.
Jim beam is shit even for budget whiskey and only vodka should be stored in the freezer
Fricking pleb
you're moronic, i'm having whiskey on the rocks. putting in the freezer keeps things cold. vodka is degenerates. and jim beam is solid. kys
>keeps it cold
No shit it keeps it cold you mongoloid. Putting dark liquor in the freezer dulls the taste. Beam is and always was shit. Bet you drink out of plastic too like a degenerate
you made that up. no proof it affects the taste. i put it in a nice rocks glass with one big ice cube. keep coping degenerate
Beam is as good as any cheap bourbon. Stop being a moron.
imo vodka goes down easier warm I never freeze it.
Anyone ever watched the Johnny Cash Show? Apparently it ran for 2 seasons from 1969 - 1971. Gonna try to find a torrent and watch it through at some point.
>be me, get DUI
>taken to jail
>go get car next morning
>immediately drive to liquor store
>hours later drive to store again
>walk outside see cop car parked next to mine
>sassy black lady cop looks me over and sees my empty beers in the front seat
>starts speaking ebonics and tells me to get in the car
>She takes me home because she doesn't want to do the paperwork
>think I'm in the clear (on this one at least)
>pull up to my house
>family is waiting for me
>Tell them they just took me home from last night
That was too close!
Nothing worse than having to make that return trip
I've never seen this movie but I know that Denzel Washington drinks a lot of vodka or something but how much does he drink??
Didn't mean to reply to you but have another (You)
>how much does he drink
The. He drinks the vodka. Pay more attention next time
I'm thinken about Nooka right now.
Taboo was such a goddamned good show
Tbh should I watch this? I'm a fan of drinking, bridges, and drinking on bridges.
It's about a real fricking immoral wizard.
I mean, I'm the OG wizard. Dunno bout morality tho
I have transcended what is considered a "manly" drink, and drink whatever tastes good. I still like beer too, but this is dangerous.
Trulys are great.
The fruit punch ones rock too
The Truly Unrulys (lol), the 8% ones kind of taste like ass
For me, it’s White Claw Surge 7%.
Based fellow tastepilled anons
> a box of mike's hard lemonade for the 24hr race tomorrow in my bed shitposting.
Im not even an alchie but damn they taste good.
Try the Cranberry Mike's Harder
>35g of sugar per can
How do you guys drink this shit more than 2 cans? For mild drinks I either get beer or if im feeling flavor pilled I get hard seltzers that dont have sugar or sweeteners.
what happend drukbros?
Im still getting warmed up. Probably staying home tonight, feel like my friend and I are drifting.
He... drank the vodka.
lads... im just going to sell my pc and try to become a normalgay this is boring
y tho
miss going out to the pub but spent the past 5 years being an autistic moron playing video game instead and deleted all my social medias 5 years ago. Literally get drunk every weekend on here anyway
The wifi where I’m at won’t load Cinemaphile on my laptop but for some reason it will on my phone so don’t get up my ass for the file name.
Don’t make me tap the sign.
Whqat're you guys watching 2nite? I had this for dinner earlier and been watching Nathan For You ever since. The cold bottel only had 4shots left so I bought a new bottle for the rest of the night.
I had wings and put on the Simpsons episode where Lisa helps Mr Burns get rich again. I did the same thing last night with the Hank Scorpio episode.
Should be drunk very shortly been at it for a couple hours.
I've seen the simpsns so much I have a hard time watching it again but mroe ower to you for enjoying.
There absolutely 100% needs to be an episode about fabricating the moon landing tbh. Too bad the show is no more.
I got a touch of the ‘tism. I’d rather watch a Simpsons episode I’ve seen 300 times already than something new.
I once won a Simpsons bar trivia night by myself against teams of 4-6 people. $200 gift certificate to a local brewery was the prize. I was with my then-gf who had zero knowledge of the show.
I like the "best burger" episode of that show, where the woman b***hes and gets called out.
Im watching moon landing hoax debunk videos, I love space so it honestly helps me learn more about the sheer effort that went into the Apollo program
Guys, everytime I think about drinking I start shaking and drooling.
Am I ascending?
How do you afford to drink everyday?
I dont, I ask my dad for money at the end of the month for rent duh
I'm literally a nuclear engineer. You'd be amazed what you can accompish while boozing in the background
>You'd be amazed what you can accompish while boozing in the background
...a nuclear meltdown?
Be a lot cooler if he did.
If only, doesn't matter how many seismic evaluations I blaze off when the feds are double checking
100% truuu
Should I Druk tonight bros? I kinda feel like shit
obviously you should druk every night, why even ask? You could even watch 2007 smash hit Role Models starring Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott for some lighthearted comedy.
For me it’s listening to Joe Satriani right now.
I’ve started getting shaky hands. It’s kinda embarrassing in a work setting.
Based.
Watching the g3 tour with John petrucci rt now.!!!
Is it easy ss just walking into a pub and irl shitposting to make friends?
Most people suck so I wouldn't recommend that. I haven't met anyone I would want to be friends with in years (besides my friends but that's dubious too at times).
>too much
that's what gayggots say
You're free to do what you want. But I'm staying in. He's trying to buy his way out of druk.
Tired but can't sleep. Any tips?
Druk.
No drink left
Check the right
its gg if u ran out before passing out, do better planning next time
>do better planning next time
This. True /druk/bros can forecast the next few days. I bought a 60/1.75L of vodka earlier tonight. That should get me drunk through until Sunday night with a couple eye-openers on Monday morning.
very nice. I usually plan two weeks ahead, but i've ran out sometime ago and it fricking blew. Here's to higher IQ druk bros
Captain Whitaker the question before you is, hHow come you ain't never liked me?
I'd frick her, but I'd need a couple of pints beforehand.
I was always into women in blazers, just not with that haircut
god help me
Why is everyone just a c**t now on Cinemaphile?
Bots I figure
Some real shit itt and it's Friday night druk thread!
people or bots from instagram I'm sure, that place is even shittier than current Cinemaphile, bunch of moronic buttholes for no reason. Im starting to think they are bots, because most of the time the shittiest opinions or whining are from "photographers". I didn't put much tought into it because its a homosexual proffesion by itself but then I realize is one of the easiest profiles to fake, just random pictures masking as "portfolio" and bam, moronic comments everywhere.
Cinemaphile has been under a dedicated leftist/troony discord raid since 2019 in a misguided attempt to seize the board.
Unconnected to that are the occasional Israeli JIDF posters who are quite easy to identify.
How do you know?
babykiller
Because my entire life outside of work is spent on this board. I used to laugh. Sometimes I still do.
Entire life anon?
Yep. Since I was a baby.
Grim
The Israeli bots flood this place. The internet is not really a thing anymore
the government doesn't want you to know this but 10 months a meteorite hit the northern hemisphere. they're all dead. everyone on the internet is a c**t. t. ausbro
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shut up idiot, you're not cia
cute pig ngl
I recognize the word Sneed.
Frick yourself homosexual.
drink the pain away
Wow this thread got derailed, lets focus on the DRUK lifestyle. That being said my liver hurts and I have a pronounced gut. Yet I still druk the pilseners. What a life!
I've heard a liver punch is quite a painful blow, how do you live with constant liver pain?
I was exaggerating really just the bloat from the delicious pilseners kind of frick up my insides. Too long drukking is taking a toll
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL RIDE
frick a resolution, we need a revolution
constant evolution? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO3DqhK9aDM
>feel tired the whole day until I drink
am I fugged
Watched a critique on YouTube last night of dirty Harry by Quentin Tarantino, I was pretty DRUK, but wow that was the most thought out interesting, intelligent criticisms of the films and the revenge genre I've ever heard. Reminded me why hes so good. It was like a college thesis that was prepared for months. I was trying to figure out how to paste the link here, anyway good stuff. I'm slightly druk now, just right in the sweet spot
>a critique on YouTube last night of dirty Harry by Quentin Tarantino
uhhh link?
Just look up QT and dirty Harry on YouTube. It was the smartest most interesting thing I've listened to in a while
> Michelin is WEC's tyre partnership.
Way better publicity for a tyre manufacturer Imo.
DRUK
we're doing it
Taking my first sip, the nights young
Are you the guy who is trying whiskey for the first time?
Yeah, im liking it thus far
Glad you like it, what are you drinking? I used to be a bit of a whiskey snob but I mellowed out.
Jack daniel's, i remembered now that I drank some at a family gathering before, but still counts as i bought this bottle myself
Right on. That was the first one I bought for myself too. It just felt like the right thing to do.
Its pretty tasty, cheers brother.
Cheers.
>haven't seen anyone smoke inside shops
Maybe things have changed. Smoking culture here is not nearly the same so I wouldn't be surprised if it was different there too. I went around 2005 or so.
in after alchogoys screech in estrogenic hysterics
>I had to taper
How did that play out? There isn't a lot of good information on how to do that or it's buried under other stuff. Whenever I dry out for a bit I get the insomnia and weird sleep. Never had the shakes.
Good morning or good night
on some vacation in italy with family so can't partake in these threads atm even though a bottle of 25% limoncello is only 2 euro here
>vacation
>italy
>family
>limoncello
stop being bas tbh
One thing that inspires me is memories of being young and naive, drinking cheap Lambrusco wine on the Janiculum hill overlooking Rome, at sunset. Love that memory.
What did this homosexual say about his ancestors being fierce?
>with family
When I go on vacation with family I openly drink in front of them, constantly. I explicitly told them if they want me sober on vacation they need to tell me in advance.
I'm not an alcoholic so it works out. I know not to drink the day before we go home because I need to help pack, etc.
Damn dude you're so alpha getting drunk in front of your mother and siblings. Holy moly, what a fricking CHAD
Bro what? You're reading way too much into my post.
i do drink somewhat but it's just not fun to get actually druk with these people around, they're all 20-30 years older and don't have much sense of humor
Why didn't you just take off and meet local girls?
I really liked Italy but I don't have any pictures. I wish I did. What have you seen so far?
some churches
i'm a mentalcel wizard, impossible for me to just go out there and speak to girls, will go to pool soon enough again to lure at cute 16(?) year olds
If you're over 30 then why hang out with the seniors? I would've just spent the evenings walking around and seeing new stuff. You are allowed to go outside as a 30+ year old man, you know
i should've started doing that like 15 years ago, it's way too late now they'd just ask me a billion questions when i'd come back. also there's not much to go to here
haven't seen anyone smoke inside shops, there was a man smoking a big cigar plowing down his smoke over the whole terrace yesterday though
>i should've started doing that like 15 years ago, it's way too late now they'd just ask me a billion questions when i'd come back.
I've been there in my late 20s bro. All you have to do is assert yourself as a man, just do it already. It doesn't matter your age, old people don't control you. You have to fight for a place in society, that includes putting nosy parents in line.
The architecture gives me a bonner. I also like how casual they were about smoking. I went to put out my cigarette before going in this store and the guy was like no don't do that just come in. I hope it's still like that.
none of you even drink.
i do though.
>a straw
>what is this Mickey Mouse bullshit I see before my very eyes?
Can't even enjoy video games anymore is that normal?
I stopped having fun with games until i let go of gay things in my life, maybe thats your problem aswell
Gay things?
I was basically jerking off to gay porn a lot. I let go of that, and that's when video games got fun again.
Family issues, ugly thoughts about the world and things that get you down that are out of your control
I'm trying to 100% rdr2 and struggling to find the motivation. Can't wait for kingdom come 2 to come out.
Are you me? There is no 100%. I'm just ramblin up in Ambarino all around the clock tbh
>Are you me?
I might be, don't really know anymore.
Got hammered last night. Could druk again in July when holiday starts.
Do you think flight or sully is the better movie?
I drank the Stella!
Is that all from tonight?
Last night. I'm British.
Ah yeah. I'm a Leaf so I just started a few hours ago. I'll cover for you, Dad.
Nice one. There's still a couple left in the box so I'm just sipping them until I can be bothered to order some more in via Uber eats. Have to pay like a 20-30% markup but it beats going to the shop.
>9 AM
Dude that's not healthy. I guess it is the weekend for both of us and we're both over 18 but still.
I wonder if buying alcohol via Uber Eats is legal in my province, though. There's a place in walking distance of my home so I've never bothered but you've given me something to think about.
Mate I'm 36 and the ex unironically "turned the wee'uns against me" so I've pretty much checked out of life. Just doing a leaving last Vegas at this point.
>Mate I'm 36
Damn I'm a decade younger than you and I get stressed out about being older than my peers.
We're on /druk/ on Cinemaphile so I won't even try to talk you out of it but I sincerely hope things get better for you, and if they don't, at least know that at least one person is a little bit sad that they didn't.
Nah it's all good mate. I haven't been happy with my life for a long time. My kids are healthy and that's all I prayed God for. I told him he can do whatever he wants to me as long as they are okay, so I accept my life, even if it is miserable.
How do you drink that much beer without having the squirts all day after? Whenever I drink profuse amounts of lager I end up with the shits for the whole day.
2 hour sleep again bros.
good morning drukbros, we're still winning
Good morning sir
Druk as always.
call Harling Mays
swag
24 righte now, you better believe im following your steps drukker boe
Drink right or get rid of the para thoughts by sleeping and drink later?
These remove most of the paranoia for me and make me sleep like a log.
I also think they've given me brain damage tho so use with caution.
Gonna research these later, thanks for the tip brother
These frickers make me hallucinate and not in a good way.
How many do you take?
I got severe paranoid delusions on them. I thought I was dead and in hell/purgatory and that people close to me were demons tormenting me. Was really fricked up shit, terrifying. I had drank for 20 years beforehand and never experienced anything like that until I took pharma pills.
Why the frick are you guys taking this crazy shit?
Is it for depression? There's like a dozen of medications for depression that don't do this
Mirtazapine is an antidepressant but it's basically in a class of its own since it's not an actual ssri. The people who produce it admit that they don't even know how it works, the doctors definitely don't. But they still dish it out to people.
>Mirtazapine is an antidepressant. The way this medication works is still not fully understood.
how the frick can doctors prescribe something that they don't fully understand? wtf
Money
Nice get, but laughing gas and most forms of general anesthesia aren't well understood either, we just know they work and they don't seem to be killing people (when dosed properly).
Turned 30 a few months ago and it's like time kicked into high gear the second it was my birthday, so a day wasted being hungover feels a lot worse now. Gonna keep druking thoughever.
The trick is to not get hungover. Druk, drink coffee, don't be hungover.
>hangover
If you're not drinking to the point of withdrawals you're not a true drunk
Im fricked in my 30s drinking makes me feel like shit. I gym/run 6 days a week so that is good motivation to hardly drink anymore because doing either of those things hungover is awful.
I’m late 30’s and a whole year will go by but it feels like a month.
That's normal when drukking
Do you know what else is normal when I’m druk?
Grim
What's so famous about it?
>I DRUK THE VODKA
I still live with my parents lol
Passed out early last night so I could get started early today
My man
Nobody’s drinkin’ on a Saturday morning?! You call yourselves alcoholics?
Put down that coffee. Coffee is for closers.
I've been drinking for like 2 or 3 hours now...
Good man.
I went to bed but couldn't sleep so I started drinking again. What a life
I did drink a Gatorade before I started in with the beer though
Gotta stay hydrated to put in a full day of druking
Keep it ‘drated
For me? Had a peach monster on the way to the beach (Costa del Sol), then 2 cruzcampo pilsners on said beach, now alternating between white wine and rosé while playing a bit of poker with the lads. Quite literally WHAT A LIFE
Might go buy some wine today but I refuse to pay more than 10 or 15 bucks a bottle
wat get?
Whatever is in your price range and has the most aesthetic label
Peach monster sounds ok but I really want a monster peach 🙁
For the veteran alcoholics here, how would you rate Cobes alcoholism from 1 to 10?
I only know this guy’s name and look. I presume he streams or some shit. What’s his deal? What does he talk about?
I once took about 5x the stated dose of mirtazapine in a deranged attempt to get high. I felt wired, and anxious. Thought people were talking about me outside. But more than anything had this horrible static electricity feeling all through my extremities. It wasn't an enjoyable experience. Definitely not a recreational drug.
Never been a pill-popper. Must be quite the experience.
Threads gonna start sinking soon. It's been a good one. Laters, lads.
Harling's got a wheelchair?
time to do your laundry
Not to shabby. Good thread. Will you be joining us again tonight?
Of course M8. I never stop drinking. I'm an alcoholic.
I thought the bump limit was 300, that's the only reason I was saying goodbyes.
It's not over until we say it's over
just make a new one you lazy git