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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kira is for Dax

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHALE! SHALE! ITS ALL SHALE!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kira is for the O'Brien's

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the kira/obrien thing was such a well executed joke

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dax
      I hate how Dax was made into a trans icon in today's world where the mentally ill are free and encouraged to push their insanity on everyone.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont give one fricking shit about some twitter screenshot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        troons ruin everything

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Cardassians were supposed to be the Nazis but they were so kino that the audience loved them to the point that writers started shitting their pants trying to make Dukat look like an anime villain.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the cardassians are literally me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhh he goes to space hell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marc Alaimo and Andrew Robinson just had too much charisma, those two alone made nearly every Bajoran character look flat and uninteresting by comparison. Its little wonder audiences started to enjoy the cardies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hire kino Shakespearean stage actors to play the bad guys
        >Hire daytime TV actors to play the good guys
        They were asking for it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Wire for me.

        This so much. I didn't appreciate it at the time (I watched DS9 as it aired as a kid) but those guys were some of the best actors in Star Trek and they had to do it inside rubber suits. Andy Robinson is a great interview.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leeta was many things, but not flat.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a push up. Chase Masterson has/had sad flapjacks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marc Alaimo made Gul Dukat too likable and popular. Ira Behr hate that fans were so quick to forget the 5 million Bajorans so that's why they scrapped his redemption arc prematurely and did a 180. even then he was still likable.

        >Hire kino Shakespearean stage actors to play the bad guys
        >Hire daytime TV actors to play the good guys
        They were asking for it.

        all the villains were more charismatic actors if you think of it.
        Dukat, Weyoun, Eddington, Garrick and even Quark

        Eddington was a chad before male pattern baldness hit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damar gets a good retribution arc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They shouldn't have set up Dukat as regularly saying he advised against the harsh treatment of the israelites and trying to feed as mang of them as he could. He was kind of telling the truth until the end they wrote that out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >supposed to be the Nazis but they were so kino that the audience loved them
      many such cases, everybody loves honourable "bad guys" with a code.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love DS9

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. That and Voyager are the only Treks I’ve watched. Like, I know what happens in all the other shows, but these two shows is what I think of when I think ‘Star Trek’

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Garashir.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kira seemed like one of the weakest links of DS9. She was just there in the end to be a romantic interest for Odo? Because other than that romance everything else barely sticks. One episode nearly all her resistance friends get massacred and the next she's happy and it's business as usual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was supposed to be Ro.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kira was a terrorist and it's cool that not all the main characters were good guys in the traditional sense.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's supposed to be the self insert, morally correct proto girlboss with the troubled past. They literally had a other go at Tasha Yar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she had an interesting story and represented the interest of the Bajoran people on the station
      but I do think the writers had a hard time writing her
      >One episode nearly all her resistance friends get massacred and the next she's happy and it's business as usual.
      not as bad as the one episode where Obrien spends 20 years in jail and just gets over it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Twenty Years with no Keiko was like a vacation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's the Chief, he's not some little b***h. Even if it bothered him he's not gonna talk to anybody about it. Things got weird in there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least with the O'Brian one there's an assumption that he had counselling between episodes, the next episode is probably like a month later

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        O'Brien and Echar definitely gave in and had sex at least a couple times.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is where Star Trek kinda falls flat compared to something like Babylon 5. You go back and rewatch that and you notice even the garbage filler episodes call back to earlier events or include hints at things that haven't happened yet.

        Twenty Years with no Keiko was like a vacation.

        I feel bad for Miles, and Keiko's actress. The only time she wasn't written as a personality vacuum were when she was either 12 years old or literally a demon.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    star trek is so fricking gay

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    also she was sexy in the mirror universe episodes

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be the perfect Ferengi
    >Do everything right
    >The Grand Nagus decides to just make your moron brother the new Nagus
    >He did it because your mother rubbed his ears every night before whispering poison into them
    >Brother leaves to destroy your homeworld with his moronic ideas
    And people say Garak suffered...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He ended up ok

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not canon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          False

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bzzzt

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            False

            shut the frick up

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Discovery is not canon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im surprised everyone let Quark's shit slide (especially Sisko) after he schemed for that trill that wanted to take Dax's symbiont (and Dax became friends with him afterwards)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      never forget how quark was ready to fight and defend his bar when klingons were about to attack

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s Empok Nor. Garak gets autistic over a board game, then lures the crew into a death trap and murders half of them because O’Brien wouldn’t play a game with him, and at the end of the episode O’Brien mutters something about how there will probably be a hearing. Two episodes later, Garak is on DS9 designing wedding dresses, seducing Gul Dukat’s daughter, then running off on the Defiant with Sisko to battle the Dominion.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are the best short-haired Trek girls?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      By shortness of hair, T'Veen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bald

        Frick yes.

        Time to compile an mp4 in shotcut and edge until I develop priapism.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      By shortness of hair, T'Veen.

      >bald

      Frick yes.

      Time to compile an mp4 in shotcut and edge until I develop priapism.

      need more short hair trek fapbait

      please respond

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kira, by a running mile

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Visitor

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    blackpill me on lower decks, picard, and std

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine with the floodgates for star trek shows opened after ENT killed everything, if the showrunners were competent and understood what the fans wanted. Even S3 of Picard is overrated and was forced to acknowledge/work with the 2 shit seasons before it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ENT killed everything

        wait, what happened

        i only saw the first season

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ENT never gained traction until season 4 but by then it was too late, and reality tv was taking over network television so it got the axe with one of the worst series finales they could think up. Nemesis also bombed so we got no Star Trek for years until israelite israelite Abrams decided to reboot it. Then after that came nu-Trek which was largely guided by israelite israelite's friend/colleague Kurtzman.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >series finale

            what happened exactly?

            i heard the writer for the ep became suicidal after the reception from the audience and the actors themselves, but i never saw it myself

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              okay i looked it up

              >it was all a holodeck simulation

              holy shit that's pretty bad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They should have made it all a dream happening in a snow globe held by an autistic anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anon is wearing a stained rugby shirt and a clay star trek pendant

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ignoring the last episode I really liked where season 4 of ENT was going, its sad the network kept fricking them over.
                season 3 is good too in my book but I can see the war arc being polarizing, especially after 9/11.
                Frick anyone who says otherwise, Faith of the Heart is good until they try to jazz it up with the re-arrange.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              okay i looked it up

              >it was all a holodeck simulation

              holy shit that's pretty bad

              Yep. The ENTIRE SHOW is a fricking holodeck sim. And they killed Trip because "B-BUT SPOCK WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST INTER SPECIES ROMANCE!"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did I watch the final episode wrong? I thought Ryker was using the last episode as "I'm gonna hop in here and see what these legends think because I have a big decision coming up." Just that the series was over with and Ryker was talking about what they did.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a slap in the face to the audience at the time
                The cancelation came out of nowhere right after their strongest season. They stuff Frakes back into his uniform and basically have him press the off button on another series.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did I watch the final episode wrong? I thought Ryker was using the last episode as "I'm gonna hop in here and see what these legends think because I have a big decision coming up." Just that the series was over with and Ryker was talking about what they did.

                Peak zozzle. Imagine if Breaking Bad ended with Tony Soprano waking up and thinking to himself, "Wow, I betta be a betta fatha," then stuffing his face with gabagool and playing catch with AJ.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think you can really compare a planned fade to black/bad ending like Sopranos to something like Enterprise where they just get canceled out of nowhere and have to write the episode at gunpoint.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing to indicate the entire series was a holodeck simulation, just the parts shown in the final episode. People repeat this rumour because they don't actually watch the show, they just watch clips on YouTube and repeat what they've been told by other people online. It was a bad ending though.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kira is for BCC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      didnt know brittain still existed in star trek canon

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Kira to sit on my face.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rick and morty stole the scientist stuck in illusion while friends are controlled by aliens trying to coerce information out of him trope?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now Tain I can get into.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The spy shit was the best shit.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's The Visitor.

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