How do you even notice that
they're just hands
how does your brain have enough memories of people's hands to notice this
why do you even care
what the actual frick
But if you're not handsome, what kind of ugly are you? I can't think of four different kind of ugly animals that would correspond to generic male archetypes of ugly. >Turkey ugly? >Pig ugly? >Roach ugly? >Baboon ugly?
Men actually exist on the Bear-Lizard spectrum. Rat is just a middle point on this spectrum. Dog is 75% Bear, 25% Lizard.
Women exist on a bird-horse beauty axis.
I've known this for years.
are all us green eyed bwc bros destined to be reptilianchads simple because of our eyes?
Reptiles just look like rapists.
well reptiles are predators so... yeah
Based real men, men shouldn't be pretty tbh senpai
>bugs
>pretty
Yes, reptiles are pedophiles.
>tfw everyone thinks my eyes are brown
>tfw everyone thinks my eyes are green
>tfw hazel
Yes. Hats off, fellow Lizard King
mmm you might be onto something cause i've green eyes and have a quite angular face... (and i'm also as straight as timotee....)
I USED to be Eagle-handsome but then I got bogged and was no longer handsome at all.
put down the skittles and sprite fatty and do some burpees
If I keep drinking sprite I will be doing burpees 😀
haha true
Like you actually had botched plastic surgery?
Women tell me I look like a mix between Ryan Gosling and Henry Cavill.
ManBearEagle
at least your mom knows who these people are.
she just means your eyes don't line up and you have disproportionately tiny hands
Lol
So no one is ugly as frick? Every man is handsome?
Just don't be fat.
the trick is to be rich and famous
Yes, israelites are reptiles.
>white woman
>compare handsome men to animals
What did she mean by this?
Which one's which? Non of them look like the animals mentioned
I'm overweight and women still seem to like me so I must be bear handsome (I'm 6 foot 5, so that probably helps).
That height allows men to get away with a lot of shit and still pull. The better you look the more you can get away with.
>~~*Eagle
>Reptilian*~~
What about rat men? I thought they were trending.
>no cat Man
>no Ape Man
>no Fish Man
>no Frog Man
>Ape Man
it's hollywood, not russia
but black men make up 7% of the US population, yet 40% of on screen roles
>fish man
Buscemi
>frog man
Devito
He's a Maine Coon cat.
He's married (oh wait, divorced) a coon, yeah
Here's your Ape man archetype bro
forgot pic shieeeet
thats just a israelite type
You will NOT slander Tom Waits in my presence kiddo. Cleanest early life in this whole fricking sektur b***h
>Guy say’s something mean to me?
>I don’t care!
>Guy said something mean about Anthony?
>It’s beat down! Time!
another ape man
He looks like Tom Waits
Worst of them all, no Ocean Man
That's a Lagoon Man.
Me? I'm just ugly.
>ugly
*Blobfish handsome
is this the fricking male equivalent of picrel
>tfw no fox pretty wife
who the frick is marian?
Is Goose supposed to be an eagle? I’ve seen women comparing him to a golden retriever
>just be 3 animals at once bro it works for me
t.armadillo pretty
Perlman has the "Ogre" subclass of israeli phenotypes
If you wanna cool it with the anti-semitism he's alternatively "Sasquatch Handsome" or "Maine Coon handsome"
>cinema-against-aids.jpg
>I CUT MYSELF ALL OVER AND BATHED IN A TUB OF POZ LOADS, HOWDYA LIKE THEM APPLES LIL DONNY DUM DUM?
keeek
le monke lion bear man, aka chimera
ape pretty
>mimic octopus phenotype
>except fooling no one
>jew
>reptilian
It's pottery.
>henry
>bear
More like twink
first time i notice how SMOL his hands are...
poor dude
How do you even notice that
they're just hands
how does your brain have enough memories of people's hands to notice this
why do you even care
what the actual frick
sweetie, stop simping so hard: his hands are noticeably smaller than the girls at his side
But if you're not handsome, what kind of ugly are you? I can't think of four different kind of ugly animals that would correspond to generic male archetypes of ugly.
>Turkey ugly?
>Pig ugly?
>Roach ugly?
>Baboon ugly?
Women don't notice you enough to create a phenotype, so they would just lump you together as "incels"
It posted by the same person, what do you think?
A girlfriend once described me as a llama-bird
>llama-bird
I would suck your dick for hours bro
People say I look like a serial killer. Is that an animal or something?
who /rodenthandsome/ here
Men actually exist on the Bear-Lizard spectrum. Rat is just a middle point on this spectrum. Dog is 75% Bear, 25% Lizard.
Women exist on a bird-horse beauty axis.
I've known this for years.
Reported for antisemetic conspiracy theories that israelites are lizard people.
Why is this thread full of reddit humor
covid tourists
I have hunter eyes
>Dune israelite
>attractive
No. Just like AJT isn't attractive.