For me, it's Form IV: Ataru

For me, it's Form IV: Ataru

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to r/starwars.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Vaapadchad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vaapadchads RISE UP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person discovers juyo, which has been around for thousands of years.
      >Yo yo yo, nah man. Nah. I INVENTED dis sheeeit right hur. It different man, it my own thang. You why peepo always be tryna take our inventions from us n say you did it.
      Yeah, that tracks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fr fr my shizzle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >common jedi aren't allowed to use a ton of force powers or abilities even if they would save their lives
      >except people like mace windu who break every rule in the book by using vaapad and force abilities like the force crush
      Why he isn't just a dark jedi is beyond me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get on the Jedi Council and you can pretty much do whatever you want
        >Mace uses the Dark Side and wanted to coup the government
        >Obi-Wan fricked around like crazy
        >Aayla was full moron and led her clones into death charges which only she survived

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHH

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cool, so it's Niman with improvisational elements from all of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jack of all, master of none

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A master can be trumped. Unpredictability is everything.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Juyo is the unpredictability form.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It can't be too unpredictable if it has a canon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Juyo is just tryhard Ataru

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which form lets you force crush testicles?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently Pablo Hidalgo hates saber forms because he fat lazy slob like all Gen-Xers.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off homosexual

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they have such moronic names? Doesn't sound anything like Star Wars, but instead something from a shitty 2000s video-game or shit tier fantasy novel. The EU writers should've asked Lucas to name the forms.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The EU writers should've asked Lucas to name the forms.
      Form 13 - Icky

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Form 13 - Icky
        Unironically better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all sound faux-Japanese. Ataru and shien are actually common words. The rest sound like they ‘could be’ Japanese. As in, they fit the syllabary.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What FMV game is this?

      • 11 months ago
        D. A. G. I. A.

        Yea this is a good scene. Attack of the clones coulda really used a scene like this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't Obi-Wan get some grip soles? homie was on ice skates in Ep.1.

    • 11 months ago
      D. A. G. I. A.

      Wtf is that from?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        clearly the obi wan show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hayden looks like 20s even though he has worked in farm for years like peasants, great gene

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about Form XI: GoBakuToRedditU

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jar Kai for the cool factor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jar kai isn't a form.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love to have sex with other men and I also like Star Wars!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Form II is the patrician choice for masters of lightsaber dueling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't go all out and let him have a special skinny lightsaber meant for thrusting
      what a HACK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Form II, you fricking pleb

      Form II is literally for foppish closeted homosexuals.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s me!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >headcanon gets canonized

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was always canon.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Form II, you fricking pleb

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Keep your distance, but never let yourself be truly on the defense - consistently aggressive with a stream of smaller, micro-managed moves to force them to hastily make a mistake.

      Fricking sucks there's not a single time we ever see two duelists use this form against one another. It's also the only sensible way to fight with a weapon like a fricking lightsaber.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't even really see the count use it, at least in the movies. I've seen bits of inferior wars and I can't recall any fights where I could easily spot makashi in any of his movements either. At the end of episode 2 he's just windmilling and flailing around like everyone else, and that's basically every forms depiction across the media aside from an opening stance.

        4 feels well realized in episode 1. It's true there's a lot of flailing but in phantom menace it actually seems purposeful and kinetic instead of just yoyo tricks. 5/5* is the default form of every hero across the series to the point where it's generic, and with that being said form 1 basically loses it's identity of allegedly being the generic one. The emperor's movements are so unique and uncanny that any fight with him in it actually feels very 7. But that's about it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You say 5 is generic, but every single Star Wars game I've ran in RPG had the Jedi and Sith toons minmax Juyo/Vaapad because Mace Windu was considered a top badass back in the mid-2000s.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's generic in the media. Your point is non transferrable. Just because you run a table top were all your player characters are gays doesn't mean all saga Jedi pound ass?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That just means there's two generic forms that were previously said to be unique

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the backwards holding form that Ahsoka uses?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Niman Chad.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    me the expert beginner one-trick form I user

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sarlaac's face
      holy shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Sheev techniques
      lel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >torture at will
      Every time

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do form 5 and 7 have two names?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      V has a defensive and offensive form, VII has no visible difference between the two, mostly coming down to time and faction. If it's old or dark-sided, it's Juyo. If it's modern or light-sided, it's Vapaad. IRL, Darth Maul's aggressive form is what got called Juyo, and Mace Windu swinging his saber around like a baseball bat (because he's Black) is Vapaad.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    which form does she use?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One-handed :^)

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    an entire form of martial art is a single move?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Form 2 just makes too much sense. Like a light saber weighs nothing and it literally doesn't matter how hard you swing so it's basically the only sensible way to fight with one.
    Honestly tempted to say 2 lightsabers in form 2 with telescopic handles so you can poke your enemies to death is the meta lightsaber form

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't matter how hard you swing

      Yeah it does, if you try to break your opponents guard, in theory you could slam his own saber into him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know you can use Chad strength with Form II, right? Dooku lost to Anakin because of old age, but Vader later ended up adopting Makashi, you can see it in the duel with Luke in Empire.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dooku lost to Anakin because of old age
          No, The Dark side revitalized Dooku.
          Plus it means nothing when they "dueled" 28 times in Filoni Wars.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Like a light saber weighs nothing
      Lorelet

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole concept sucks honestly, but if you have to choose, III and V are real and the rest are gay nonsense

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't seen my dick since 1982.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on you, I wasn’t born until ‘87 and I only recently got fat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nerd

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soresu should picture Obi-Wan cutting down Anakin mid flip.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The road is long, but it is worth the journey, for a true master of Form Three is invincible."
    Soresu.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the form that cuts people half like the guard in this anime before the opening music?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's this form called?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ken-do
      It's a highly specialised form of fighting

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dueling of II
    Counters of V
    Flexibility of VI

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pull a Palpatine. (He mastered all 7 forms lol)

    if I had to pick one it'd be 5. 3 if you were scared of dying I guess.

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