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Jimbo took one look at these DELICIOUS breasts and decided right then and there to RAPE A PASTRY
>Like the movie. How clever.
She's hot but girls that look like her were a diamond dozen in the 1990s and early 2000s.
No hips, fake breasts? Yeah they're a dime a dozen these days, too. I swear to christ Cinemaphile is the lowest test board, zero standards here.
>fake breasts
>c cup
lmfao
thats called a push up bra
Fake is fake homie
t. anon who hasn't seen her breasts
Remember the topless foreign exchange student in "Not Another Teen Movie"? Virgins here think her obviously fake breasts were real.
Are you being purposely obtuse? Not only are her breasts obviously fake she showed her breasts pre boob job and post job on film.
Her breasts were fricking great, I have no idea why she got those unnecessary bolt ons.
I'm talking about Cerina Vincent in Not Another Teen Movie. She has fake breasts. Or are u being obtuse?
Artificial sand
>No hips
spotted the bipoc
Spotted the homosexual that thinks women should look like boxes
>wouldn't frick prime Shannon Elizabeth
>calls me gay
definitely a bipoc
>wouldn't frick prime Shannon Elizabeth
>Namedropping like anybody but other boomer homosexuals would give a shit
100% homosexual, possibly closeted.
>bipoc and zoomer
it never even began
> wouldn't frick prime Shannon Elizabeth
Not him, but “frick”? No nothing so crass,
I would wash her hair and oil her skin on the beach for a few weeks, help her shop for veggies at the street market, then we would be married by the local Padre and make love, not “frick”
You can say homosexual here, tourist. There's no need for veganal language like "homosexual" or "low test". And there's no need to thank me. You're welcome.
lol I was right
>women should have hips
>MUH Black person
holy shit have a nice day.
Just admit that you want some ugly fat tumor-assed cow of a negress and go to reddit where I assume they congregate.
Bodies like here have never been "a dime a dozen" especially considering 80% of humans in the western world are overweight or obese. Go outside.
>especially considering 80% of humans in the western world are overweight or obese
Yeah sorry Zoomzoom I grew up in the 80's when everybody was skinny. That shit wasn't special then and isn't special now, other than to boomers who can't stand their obese old wives anymore, or Zoomers that think that the entire history of the planet had 60% of the population being obese whales. Laughing my fricking ass off.
>80s
so you're a boomer?
>That shit wasn't special then and isn't special now,
If 80% are not skinny now then it absolutely is special now you moron. Have you been drinking tonight?
I live in a major city and on any warm sunny day there are tons of fit girls jogging in skimpy outfits
For every one you see running there are thousands at home not running. I recently bought a telescope and people watch from the hills. I can see literally hundreds of people in their apartments while restaurants barely have anyone in them
spotted the femcel
I agree anon, she always looked really masculine to me. Never understood the appeal of tanned, lean women. Those are male features for crying out loud
be for fricking real man my god
when my test is at the highest (usually squat days) I could slam about anything.
I dont test really means anything as I got blood work done recently and the doctor said my test was really high but I'm still a skinnyfat weak nerd.
then lift?
>diamond dozen
GOOD MORNING SAR, QUICK CALL?
It's a meme you dip
sweet summer newbie
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
I’ve seen her nude in real life.
We all saw her nude, genius.
naw gimme willow
>tfw no female exchange student staying with your family
>tfw no exchange students ever even attended your school
BandGirl is BestGirl.
Jim lucked out and got it right all along.
shame we never saw more of her
I had such a thing for Willow growing up.
30 years old and with plastic breasts, that's how I like my schoolgirls!
I sure do like my high school and college movies with 30 year olds
Do you miss teen sexy comedy Cinemaphile?
Look at this dood. We have social networks for that now gramps.
Why the hell were hot girls in the early 2000s such no-ass fridges with skin that looks as tight and blistered as a roasted turkey?
THIIIIIICK UGHH
frick off
You have been brainwashed to like fatties. You ever actually been with one? They smell bad and are far too heavy to frick properly
oh yeah anon, youre fricking all the girls properly huh?
I like big breasts and fat asses. I've been with girls with big breasts and fat asses that weren't smelly or gross. You're exposing your own homosexuality and failures with women by leaving that comment.
>I like obese women
No one asked
You’re a Black who likes “dem big booty b***hes”. Kys and then leave Cinemaphile forever.
>ewww you like women??
What a homosexualy post.
Women with big butts and big breasts have big arms legs and stomachs. Feel free to post your celebrity example that proves this wrong but we both know I'm talking about regular women. You wanna frick fatties then fine but don't act like we don't both know what you mean. Fatty fricker.
>more homosexual cope
Cringe.
>If you don't like fatties then ur gay
Whose coping?
>if you dont like women then ur gay
Exactly. Enjoy your homosexual life, bud.
you talk about gay shit a lot, boy. just admit youre a closeted homosexual Black person. just say it. stop lying.
After reading Mena Suvari's book, she's the hottest one for me. I mean she was a meth addict during filming! And just had sex all the time, not even with the stars, but the crew. Strong Carrie Fisher vibes.
source on those allegations?
Can you not read? He said she wrote a book.
Yes, and she followed the Carrie Fisher aging path as well. She looks like shit now.
Met her once. Nice gal 🙂
Any Tara Reid fans left on this board 🙁
Nope. I still would.
wouldn't anymore
I like her parody version better in Not Another Teen Movie
I can't believe people thought that scene was hilarious. Filming a sex scene with a person who isn't aware is so creepy and illegal.
>israeli
>beautiful
>nice breasts and willing to show them
>really only a handful of roles
How the frick did Shannon Elizabeth not become a bigger star? Tell me at least she's gonna do more Hallmark movies like Lacey Chabert.
the sweetie getting out of the pool in Fast Times is hotter
I never noticed before that she had no hips.
Also, didn't she get raped by a snowman in Jack Frost?
For me it's THIS hot bawd with the amazing ass from American Pie 2
FFFUUUGGGGGG
My dad got mad at me when he asked me "do you like that girl" and I said no I don't care. He was always asking me this shit any time a movie or tv show had an "attractive" woman on screen.
Maybe he can 'acquire' them for you.
No he stopped asking me that shit a long time ago. He was always asking me as a kid and a teenager and right up until my early to mid 20s. He stopped from around 24 or 25 onwards.