Plo bros what the frick. I went to wookiepedia to see how they ruined my boy, and to my surprise he's relatively untainted. But then I get to this? The frick George, you made him.
I liked him at first because he had a yellow lightsaber in vidya. And then he was a total bro in the CGI Clone Wars. He's pretty ugly but I still like his design.
they could've named it the way Japs name stuff: >Star Wars 358/2 HD 1.5 REmix Final Chapter Prologue + 2.5 REmix (Remix) Episode 1 Remake Retrograde: The Five Saber Colors
Part of the reason the prequel aliens have cool designs is they were never meant to be at the forefront of a narrative, so the designers went crazy. Then he sold to Disney and they started shitting out Clone Wars slop and had to use what George had made. Now everything is simplified because chuds can understand a blue human (Thrawn) more than a masked bug (Koon)
Imagine defending George lmao. The dude was always an autistic moron with the artistic sensibilities of Chris chan. If he didn't have his tard handlers (directors/producers) holding his hand throughout the OT, no one would know his name.
imagine being a fricking ableist lmao. maybe if you werent so ableist people would know your name like if george lucas sucks so bad lets see YOU do something better than him. in fact lets see you do something better than that motherfricker chris chan as horrible and shitty and disgusting as chris is at least shes creative and people know her name. but NOONE knows your name your just a worthless manchild who will never have a girlfriend or do anything productive or even creative with your life. you will die alone and FORGOTTEN in a thousand years while the name of lucas will live on. frick you enjoy being a high and mighty neurotypical who still posts edgy comments on Cinemaphile and kiwifarms.
Why do morons like you equate success with ability? The two are barely correlated, especially in the arts. Plenty of geniuses only get recognized after their deaths and plenty of hacks become famous just because they know the right people.
Every day I'm always questioning whether or not young George actually had the magic sauce. I'm doubting it more and more as time goes on. The original trilogy was lightning in a bottle and George's original script and ideas would have been B-grade sci fi schlock if they executed his original vision.
As much as I hated the sequels, they had the sense to invent nonsense names for characters. Savage Opress is an embarrassing name and I cannot believe they let that become canon.
Yeah those names are pretty terrible. Clone Wars is unironically great though.
The thing is, the idea of Star Wars is really greater than the sum of its parts. We can nitpick all day about how this or that is bad, but at least Filoni gets the broad strokes right. The whole Umbara arc is honestly what Star Wars should be-- not this pointless jedi fable shit, but real people trying to deal with this insane war being caused by these demigod religious zealots.
Didn’t this dude use magic lightning once and the council approved it but then they just ignored it instead of training and developing a rare powerful light side offensive ability
It sucks that Kennedy is obsessed with force is female horseshit yet was simultaneously too incompetent to get a Shaak Ti/Luminara buddy cop series made.
>mogs your thread
>Plo Coon
>Kid Fister
>Mace Dindu
What did George mean by this?
>Barrista Coffee
>I suck a ton-o
>blue saber
Fake. Not my Plo Koon
Like a moron, I've always read it as Pio Koon. Stupid fonts.
>dooms the entire jedi order
>has 2 brains
>still a moron
he's using both of them to get pussy, you sure YOU ain't the moron here buddy?
He was the last male of his species, he never earned the pussy as much as it was his duty to breed. This is why, paradoxically, he is the gayest jedi
every hole is a goal. educate yourself on THAT reality
How so?
Plo bros what the frick. I went to wookiepedia to see how they ruined my boy, and to my surprise he's relatively untainted. But then I get to this? The frick George, you made him.
I liked him at first because he had a yellow lightsaber in vidya. And then he was a total bro in the CGI Clone Wars. He's pretty ugly but I still like his design.
'Jedi power battles' sure is a creative name. Lot of effort put into that.
they could've named it the way Japs name stuff:
>Star Wars 358/2 HD 1.5 REmix Final Chapter Prologue + 2.5 REmix (Remix) Episode 1 Remake Retrograde: The Five Saber Colors
Part of the reason the prequel aliens have cool designs is they were never meant to be at the forefront of a narrative, so the designers went crazy. Then he sold to Disney and they started shitting out Clone Wars slop and had to use what George had made. Now everything is simplified because chuds can understand a blue human (Thrawn) more than a masked bug (Koon)
Based George bullying the shit out of that cuck Filoni.
Imagine defending George lmao. The dude was always an autistic moron with the artistic sensibilities of Chris chan. If he didn't have his tard handlers (directors/producers) holding his hand throughout the OT, no one would know his name.
imagine being a fricking ableist lmao. maybe if you werent so ableist people would know your name like if george lucas sucks so bad lets see YOU do something better than him. in fact lets see you do something better than that motherfricker chris chan as horrible and shitty and disgusting as chris is at least shes creative and people know her name. but NOONE knows your name your just a worthless manchild who will never have a girlfriend or do anything productive or even creative with your life. you will die alone and FORGOTTEN in a thousand years while the name of lucas will live on. frick you enjoy being a high and mighty neurotypical who still posts edgy comments on Cinemaphile and kiwifarms.
Why do morons like you equate success with ability? The two are barely correlated, especially in the arts. Plenty of geniuses only get recognized after their deaths and plenty of hacks become famous just because they know the right people.
Every day I'm always questioning whether or not young George actually had the magic sauce. I'm doubting it more and more as time goes on. The original trilogy was lightning in a bottle and George's original script and ideas would have been B-grade sci fi schlock if they executed his original vision.
Hi Dave, Ahsoka season 1 when
I don't know why he took so long to get popular. I would have been so happy with a Plot Koon Lego as a kid but I ended up making my own.
For me it's Plo Koon, yellow saber.
Any Jedi who doesn't use either a blue or green saber is a massive attention prostitute and also a b***h
Relax it was just for the game where they wanted to color code character. They even have Adi Gallia a pink lightsaber for the girls
Her having a red light Saber made 7 year old me and my friend come up with theories how she used to be a sith
Next starwars should have a character with an RGB lightsaber.
Fuk u b***h.
>Badd Guye
>Darth Efol
>Gunn Ru'na
Really?????
Plo Koon with no mask is kawaii as frick.
>tfw we weren't able to protect that smile
Same!
She spent an hour reviewing a Canadian churches Easter musical productions from 2008 to 2022
I learn English for she.
The 1-6 names were deliberately created to be great, the new names are absolute shit. Lets see what I can come up with that is equally bad.
>Brom Floop
>Tyto Keyren
>Starwars Nameveryconvincing Justliketheoriginals
>Kylo Ren
>Holdo
>Finn
>Poe
They had some really bad ones. Real world names like Luke, Han and Leia are better than that shit.
Filoni has the worst names.
>Cad Bane
He's both a cad and a bane
>Savage Opress
He's a savage who oppresses people
>Nyx Okami
Frick's sake.
They don't understand what SW is. I just realized that they have a Dunning-Kruger idea of it all.
As much as I hated the sequels, they had the sense to invent nonsense names for characters. Savage Opress is an embarrassing name and I cannot believe they let that become canon.
Yeah those names are pretty terrible. Clone Wars is unironically great though.
The thing is, the idea of Star Wars is really greater than the sum of its parts. We can nitpick all day about how this or that is bad, but at least Filoni gets the broad strokes right. The whole Umbara arc is honestly what Star Wars should be-- not this pointless jedi fable shit, but real people trying to deal with this insane war being caused by these demigod religious zealots.
don't he have yellow lightsaber?
Didn’t this dude use magic lightning once and the council approved it but then they just ignored it instead of training and developing a rare powerful light side offensive ability
Jedi are just stuck in their ways bro.
for me it's 2003 shaak ti
That's the Shaak Ti gets killed by Anakin while meditating timeline. The Shaak Ti gets killed by Grievous timelines Shaak Ti is a little cuter.
genndybros stay winning
Patrician taste
To me, he was always Cheese Bun head.
i am unfond of coons.
for me it's Ling
Why does he wear the mask?
>This is why, paradoxically, he is the gayest jedi
It sucks that Kennedy is obsessed with force is female horseshit yet was simultaneously too incompetent to get a Shaak Ti/Luminara buddy cop series made.
at this point literally any background alien is more interesting than the skywalker family