For me, it's the Star Wars Sprite.

For me, it's the Star Wars Sprite.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks more like some old-ass soda siphon.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets you on the no fly list in your path

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that airport security freaked out about these things because they looked like bombs and had arabic looking writing on them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i remember when they thought there was a bomb on a boston bridge because of an aqua teen hunger force promotion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        totally in character

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That stunt was FIFTEEN years ago holy frick.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this isnt real right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sprite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        man theres no word for it that i know of, but i always forget that i hate star wars
        like ill click on this shit thinking like,
        >haha, lets see what those frickin nerds have to say about sprite
        and then i start reading and my eyes glaze over and im overtaken by this huge sinking feeling until i close the tab

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They sell 'em at Disneyland.

      You know what I don't get is that since it's confirmed literally everything in Galaxy's Edge is Star Wars canon, doesn't that mean the credit cards they take are canon? American express is canon, american money is canon. How do they explain those things in universe?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "OOOKTA!"

    *explodes*

    Bravo Lucas

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OUT AM I?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Costs $7 and has less soda than a regular can

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know what I don't get is that since it's confirmed literally everything in Galaxy's Edge is Star Wars canon, doesn't that mean the credit cards they take are canon? American express is canon, american money is canon. How do they explain those things in universe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With Autism.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Money, costs, transactions, and certain merch items gets handwaved away. Money/credit cards is just credits, lightsabers aren't $125+ compared to a $300+ necklace, you're not really giving 200 "credits" to a bunch of people trying to uphold the traditions of the Jedi by giving random people lightsabers, and while Dok sells lightsabers he isn't selling off the one Rey would be using. Basically it's all canon and immersive until they want to include things to turn more profit, at which point it's "just turn your brain off bro."

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope none of you are over the age of 13 and still drinking liquid candy.
    Water
    Coffee
    Tea
    Milk
    Beer
    Wine
    Orange Juice (very occasionally)
    That is all you should drink once your balls have dropped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Beer
      nice try infidel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being such an assmad baby on the internet over someone's beverage choice that you need to itemize what is the choice for adults such as yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I exclusively drink your mother's pussy juice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as much as I like beer it pretty much still is as unhealthy as soda is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it should be nothing but
      >water
      >kefir
      >tears of the haters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anything but water is bloat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i drink four sodas a day, homosexual, and that ain't changing.
      cheerwine is too damn good to never drink again. goes with fried chicken even better than sweet tea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >coffee
      Possibly the most vile liquid ever consumed by a human.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Milk is for baby cows, gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Orange juice is unironically worse than soft drink

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brother I smoke

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one of the cooler parts of star wars is the script they use, but the advertising very rarely makes use of it

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This literally costs $35 on the Star Wars cruise ship

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But have you tried the Dr. Squatch Star Wars soap?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So that's what Maul's horns were glued to his head with

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whelp I'm moronic for not noticing that until now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nerds using soap

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think thats kind of cool that made those bottles actually i dont see the problem

    t. hasnt bought starwars merch in 5 or more years

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing coca cola versions of these in the stores but they were twice the price but only half the size of a regular can

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke, did I ever tell you about Coca-Cola? Coca-Cola was a carbonated, caffeinated soda served in plastic orb bottles and paper cups at various locations throughout Black Spire Outpost on the planet Batuu. The beverage was imported by Jat Kaa, a Lurmen male from the planet Mygeeto, who sold it to travelers and locals via his company Jat Kaa's Coolers at pop-up locations around the outpost and in the nearby ancient ruins. Coca-Cola was a brown carbonated soda with caffeine. It was packaged in red, spherical plastic bottles with white Aurebesh writing that read "Coca-Cola" and "original taste" surrounded by a black, angular border. The beverage was sealed using a metallic, screw-on cap with several rectangular protrusions. It was also served from dispensers with ice in large- and regular-sized paper cups. The drink was safe for humans to consume, and an altered version of the beverage called Diet Coke was available. Buy a Coca-Cola® to share with a good friend today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Top kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >accidentally hit the A button again trying to skip dialogue
      >dialogue restarts

      i still want one of those bottles though.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you popped a few mentos into this one you've got a grenade

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the c-3po tape dispenser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is Anthony Daniels' favorite C-3PO item.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well she does need to eat a salad

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey yo we're watching 4-6 now @ https://bongstream.live/north

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Vu71tN

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These started showing up in closeout stores back when Disneyland shut down "due to covid". Never found any because dudes would show up and buy every single one.

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