>for millennials it was a farcical comedy. >for zoomers it's a documentary

>for millennials it was a farcical comedy
>for zoomers it's a documentary

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Normal zoomers are having sex, just not the ones who browse Cinemaphile

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ehFaTQM.jpg

      >for millennials it was a farcical comedy
      >for zoomers it's a documentary

      Yeah but they're not going to parties to get fucked up and hook up with some random girl or guy they just met, and they are definitely not hedging their bets on meeting someone IRL. Zoomers that are having sex are meeting people on dating apps or just doing internet porn. And I'm pretty sure the number of guys who are zoomer aged that never get laid is probably pretty damn high actually

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I am sure I've seen clubs full of zoomers

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      someone post the virginity chart, or the one about no sexual experiences in the last year

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are having lots of gay sex

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You joke but zoomer boys are truely miserable especially after the ((lockdowns)). Why do you think that retard Andrew Tate got so popular?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an anon and I got laid all the time pretty effortlessly in highschool. I'm not ugly, but I'm about as autistic as they come around here and somehow I still managed to get my dick wet. Most of them were pretty hot too with no nasty hangups either like kids, drugs, some gnarly Kings disease, not like today where you're kind of expected to take that stuff laying down. It's been 15 years and things have changed drastically.

      I didn't used to need social media or virtue signals to get with girls in person lol. I never lied or anything, it was 100% the "be yourself" meme but actually working. I did horrible on the apps, you have to be willing and able to craft a completely fabricated profile to get what you want. These people bitch and moan all day long about trans rights n shit but they're constantly pushing mental handicaps to the peripheral, and "incels" whether self identifying or not are a big symptom of that.

      Normies only date other normies so online dating is out for guys like us, and you can't just approach people in bars anymore. If I wasn't married I would have killed myself long ago, things are looking grim for anyone who is unfulfilled being alone.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Well I was ugly and autistic and I never got laid in high school. I sometimes even heard girls making fun of me behind my back. The sad part is that I'm a lot better looking now at 35 than I was back then (most of my ugliness was due to acne) but I missed my chance and it's too late for me now.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          If it's any consolation, the dozen chicks I banged were surrounded by shitty harpies who were typical high school kids and sniped at every little weakness around them, my autism was a pretty readily available target and I was poor too so they had lots of shitty clothes to laugh at.

          In middle school I got carted around the yard by this kid and he told me to tell everyone some rumor so I did, then later on he shows up with the girls the rumors were about hollering and yelling about "anon said this, anon said that" and got all the older kids riled up. To this day that really confuses me, Abbio went well out of his way to frame me like that and then even had the balls to show up with them later, and we had class everyday together.

          Honestly I owe the few ladies who did stick around through my autism for me not killing myself, it made it way easier to grin and bear the other idiots when I knew I was getting laid just being myself.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not ugly
        That's the "secret", I was always a videogame autist, up to this day I refuse to talk about anything else, but I'm good looking and pussy chases me, I could be explaining them about the possible outcomes that Gman Kidnapping Alyx would bring, and they wouldn't mind and just smile.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I think lots of women are ok with autists as long as they don't have noticeable ticks or something. As soon as they realized I had involuntary ticks or anything like that it was game over most of the time.

          I will say my wife is the only one who took the time to really make me comfortable and she's the only one I've cum every time with. All the others I think maybe I finished twice out of ~20 times. I'm the flip of the old meme of men being shitty lovers lmao women are really awful at it most of the time. I haven't been with a single one who didn't need teaching, and they expect us to be experts of anatomy out of the womb lol

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone on /misc/ has had sex before. Those who say they didn’t are just pretending

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? Why is it so hard for you to believe that most of us here on /misc/ are virgins?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lol
        Lmao

        t. Bishit incel

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          literally me

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Pls be my bf

            [...]

            I don't wanna

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Pls be my bf
              uwu

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The opportunity to get laid has actually been given to me multiple times, but I turned them all down because I'm only in love with my 2D waifus.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You're not alone.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's wild how these movies just stopped being popular so quickly. I thought that they would be everlasting but now they're just time capsules of the 2000s. You could never make a movie like this again. Zoomers don't want to watch comedies with well known comedians and raunchy jokes in the theater anymore, they'd rather just watch black kids and preppy white boys prank each other on their fucking phones

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      These movies have no staying power. I pissed my pants watching this, Superbad and Wedding Crashers in theaters. Every time I watched those a second time I was bored out of my mind. This is the flaw with comedies

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        There are plenty of comedies that are funny no matter how many times you watch them. Anything from John Hughes for example. I watch Planes Trains and Automobiles every single year and it never gets old.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Those are different than modern comedies

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      they were tv tier and never popular, the cinemas just had them forced by the distributors in order to play real movies

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        What "real movies" came out in 2005?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >never popular
        raunchy humor was super popular in the 00s

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ive never kissed a girl lmao. I am 27 years old kek.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek same but 25

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek same but 25

      this is so fucking sad
      and people like you try cancel people all day long..

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek same but 25

      I kissed my first girl two week ago and I am 24.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You're gonna make it

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        how old was she anon

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Illegal in the US but legal in my country.

          You're gonna make it

          Thanks, I really like her.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            disgusting, milfs are better

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ive kissed one girl but she was asian so doesnt count

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Ive never kissed a girl lmao. I am 27 years old kek.
      32 here im losing my God damn mind

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's easier than ever to get sex nowadays. just donwload an app and you'll find a person on the same level of autisim as you (eventually)

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Easier than ever for the top 10% of men. Harder than ever for the bottom 90%.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        anon I'm a 4/10 and i regulary get sex through tinder and similar apps.
        >muh 10% chads
        just accept that you are ugly and go for uglier girls. You will be happier that way.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Literally my only requirement is to not be fat and even this is impossible to obtain today

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >it's hard to find non fatties
            You must be amreican then. If so I'm 100% sure that you are fat too anon. And if you are skinnyfat that's even worse then.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              I am American and I am not fat

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >don't be fat
            >don't be flat chested, small boobs are fine but no mosquito bites
            >preferably no tattoos or piercings, although they aren't a deal breaker
            >literally nothing else matters to me

            are my standards realistic?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              The boobs is not a big deal I think the other two though will be tough. All woman have some retarded obligation to get a tattoo

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Why should I fuck ugly girls when I can just masturbate to beautiful models instead? Or better yet, pay them for sex.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >anon I'm a 4/10 and i regulary get sex through tinder and similar apps.
          You're objectively not a 4/10 if you have regular sex on dating apps. You're a 6/10 at worst.
          A 4/10 will literally have zero matches at all.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The majority of zoomers are still having sex.
    >I am a loser so everyone else has to be

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Was Steve Carrell’s character too well adjusted and normal for a 40 year old virgin? He was decently groomed and a good social circle of friends. In those middle aged virgin documentaries, the guy always has poor hygiene, no friends, and is autistic

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What are some good middle age virgin kinos?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      He had to be sympathetic.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw because of years of porn addiction, my brain has been wired to fuck a hot new woman every day, each of varying ethnicities, body types, etc

    Idk if I'll ever be able to have a normal sex life honestly

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    tbh I'm well adjusted enough and go out and have friends so I like to think of myself as a hopeless romantic

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers be like

    >is that a women? I better give her money, sex? what is that?

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a millenial and it's going to be a documentary for me in 6 years (even worse, because I didn't have any sexy college experiences that almost led to sex), if my liver survives that long, which is highly unlikely

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      at this point you should just join a monestery so that you can pretend that the celibacy is voluntary because of your love for jesus

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        why should I give up a high paying job to join a monastery?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          That high paying job isn't doing much for your life. You are going to die with a lot of money and no one to leave it to other than nieces and nephews. Not trying to be a dick but if you are going to be an incel thats fine but you better find happiness somewhere else because that shit hits you like a freight train later in life.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, I don't even care about my job and would drop it in a moment if something simple and wholesome came through, but why would I drop something that requires almost no effort and pays really well, and considerably decrease my standard of living for no reason, on top of not having sex, just because I've never tried to interact romantically with a woman?

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >when you’re the virgin in your friend group and everyone knows it
    At least they don’t make jokes anymore

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    more girls that I can count
    no orgasm blowjobs
    You're a normie too.
    Fuck off, you're not one of us.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty hard to get laid as an average male anymore, you're competing against guys on social media nowadays

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Social media ruined everything
      If you don't have a significant following on twitter, instragram, etc then most girls will think you're weird

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I still meet women irl at bars and stuff, but I'm 30 maybe that's impossible for younger people. I'm also completely immune to rejection at this point.
      Online dating is a rigged game that gives women all the power, don't even bother with it.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you are just coping. I was like you until last year i started using dating apps and now I've realized that all of those fears weren't real and just inside my head.
      >you must be a 9/10 guy!!!!
      I'm skinnyfat, wear gigantic glasses, have zero muscle mass and I'm already balding at 25. Not to mention how fucking autistic I am. And even I could get laid and eventually find a gf. Just stop using excuses.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You are not short.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm skinnyfat, wear gigantic glasses, have zero muscle mass and I'm already balding at 25. Not to mention how fucking autistic I am. And even I could get laid and eventually find a gf. Just stop using excuses.
        How much money do you spend on her.
        How many STD's has she given you?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >money or stds
          zero, she is just more autistic than me

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Once you start having sex, is jerking off ever the same again?
    no. it will calm you down but eventually you'll start graving the real thing and masturbation won't please you at all
    >After you have sex once, do long periods of not having sex become worse?
    Yes.
    >Is sex worth it if its with someone you don't really care about?
    Depends on your tastes. Imo having a personal connection to the other person adds a lot to the experience but it isn't always necessary. I've fucked a few girls who i hated personally because they were very attractive physically.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Once you start having sex, is jerking off ever the same again?
    VR porn with deathgrip is much better than sex

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >29 virgin
    I might just kill myself before I become 30

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You sound like me. I kissed quite a few girls and had blow jobs with no orgasm, but I never got it in the can. I could’ve, I should’ve, but I didn’t. At least I still have that to look forward to, that’s the only bright side

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw you had sex and you can't trick youtself anymore into believing everything will magically get better after nutting into a woman
    Should have gone full wizard - look how happy he looks

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mass repliers hang first.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      whatever gets the yous, shit-shoes

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day mass replying gay. I'm 20 and I haven't had any 1 to 1 interaction with a female outside my family EVER, so fucking cry me a river normalgay bitch

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      > haven't had any 1 to 1 interaction with a female outside my family EVER
      not even in school or something? You've never spoken to a female classmate or teacher????

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Once you start having sex, is jerking off ever the same again?
    yes its still the same

    >After you have sex once, do long periods of not having sex become worse?
    you do start to miss it

    >Is sex worth it if its with someone you don't really care about?
    nah, it doubt sex without a person you like is really all that good

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    As a zoomer I'd rather spend my time watching kinos than waste it on zoomer "women."

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Btw I should add a couple of things about me:
    >Multiple friend groups, all from highschool, all of which party/have adjacent female friendship groups (a lot of which don't like me, but a couple groups do)
    >Socialise with said friend groups maybe once a week on weekends, twice a week tops (I'm pretty sure they all know I never fuck but like me nonetheless)
    >No female friends of my own
    >No social media except for messaging apps, which I only really use to organise IRL things
    >Never had a long term romantic partner or GF
    >Very occasionally will attempt to flirt, though I'm otherwise good at talking
    >5'10

    [...]
    You sound like me. I kissed quite a few girls and had blow jobs with no orgasm, but I never got it in the can. I could’ve, I should’ve, but I didn’t. At least I still have that to look forward to, that’s the only bright side

    That's actually a good point, it's something to look forward to.
    I kind of have the instinct to try and make it something special, though I know I shouldn't really care.

    Truly the only reason I ever got to kiss and get head was because you didn't have to talk to a girl for that long before they were willing to do something like that, which I guess could be to my own credit, but the idea of having to talk to the same girl for an entire night and then some if you wanted to fuck them really irked me - and also was super boring.

    Maybe your like me - could have if you wanted to but never really gave a fuck.

    [...]
    >Once you start having sex, is jerking off ever the same again?
    no. it will calm you down but eventually you'll start graving the real thing and masturbation won't please you at all
    >After you have sex once, do long periods of not having sex become worse?
    Yes.
    >Is sex worth it if its with someone you don't really care about?
    Depends on your tastes. Imo having a personal connection to the other person adds a lot to the experience but it isn't always necessary. I've fucked a few girls who i hated personally because they were very attractive physically.

    >no. it will calm you down but eventually you'll start graving the real thing and masturbation won't please you at all

    See that's the idea that terrifies me and I think is the main reason I've put it off so long.

    I'm perfectly happy not being in the good graces of friends and family since I'm lucky enough be the type of person where social validation (or lack therof) doesn't make me feel any better or worse about myself.

    But the idea that I'll NEED - not want - NEED women to like me so that I can scratch the itch that is having sex, that is truly a blackpill for me.
    I've only ever been myself, having to put on the fake-confident chad-mask (like I see so many of my friends do) just to feel biologically satisfied - that is hell.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      As a narcissist I'm fucking jealous that this narcissist can make a mass reply to everyone in the thread with a post banging on about themselves, get genuine replies, and proceed to post even more self-absorbed drivel after being encouraged.

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Every generation in modern world are having less sex than previous. Reasons are many i guess. Life has become less physical, people are realizing wanking to people with best genetics makes u feel better than fucking average looking people, sexual imagery is everywhere and peoples brains are overloaded with it; sex no longer has the most exciting aspect of it, the taste o forbidden fruit. "sex positive" influencers try to strip sex out of it life-giving raw power and all the animal feelings of competition, ownership, all the violence and passion that stems from sex being critical for survival. Add to this all the pollution, plastics and medicine waste in the water and im amazed that anyone is having sex these days in developed countries.

    Also the internet of course. It just gives you a view of whar you COULD get and what other more popular people are having, and suddenly fucking that homely girl/guy who lives in the same area isnt appealing thought at all. Internet makes many people live with permanent vision of grass being greener in everywhere but your current life

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, all those 40 year old zoomers and millenials I keep meeting.

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I want a wife and kids.
    Not some stupid whore who would be a fellow neet like me if it wasn't for the prostution being her main source of income. Honestly I'm losing my mind

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What about seeing a hoe? Why not at this point?
    if it's your thing, why not? I just want to be with a girl who wants me and accepts me for who I'm, with sex being a small part of the relationship, but I know I will never have that, besides, every time I'm considering seeing a hoe, I'm just imagining going for a full degenerate femdom and foot fetish session and regular sex with a prostitute seems much less interesting than just a quick fap to porn

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw have perfect girlfriend
    >Looks like an anime
    >Big titties
    >Virgin before me
    >doesnt have social media
    >Doesn't have friends
    >Likes anime and nerd shit
    >Great sense of humour (Funnier than me)
    >Puts up with my cringe autism and social awkwardness and shyness
    >Puts up with the fact I'm a weirdo loser
    >Cooks well and enjoys baking

    I hit the jackpot

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Where to find girls like this?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Literally be a real human being and not an NPC

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >yes
    >yes
    >always, you can explore all your barely legal fetish
    >bonus: full blowjob is always better than sex

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It is very difficult to get over sex, even after having sex daily for years, once it starts dwindling down you start craving it, worse than drugs because getting a slight buzz is enough to keep you calm, but sex is either all or nothing. Haven't had sex in weeks and it's awful.

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