Freakazoid Reboot

Considering normalgays love the new animaciacs and how they seem to like superhero parodies so much, do you guys think a Freakazoid reboot could work?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes but only if Freakazoid is black

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only way he can get away with jokes. Otherwise you'd have a toothless comedy show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Freakazoid is black
      >Dexter is white

      Based

      TTG Crossover with Freakazoid ended up better than whole Animaniacs Reboot, because of Ruegger. As long as he is involved, reboot can be good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >TTG Crossover with Freakazoid
        Holy shit and i thought he was completely forgotten, maybe he does have a chance to come back and maybe he could even appear on MultiVersus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Dexter is a troony

        The writers didn't know what to do with Dexter. He was a remain from the original pitch, when it was a superhero show played straight. It wasn't even that clear if Freakazoid was an alterego or an independent persona living inside Dexter. They could drop Dexter entirely and make Freakzoid into some kind of virtual homunculous. Just saiyan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well consider superhero projects are being taken more seriously these daya, what if the Freakazoid reboot was a straight up superhero action show?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But how could you play straight a superhero with all the knowledge of the internet?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You don't you leave the property alone and do something new.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The "all the knowledge of the internet" thing is a bonus. He's got super strength, super speed, etc. You can play it completely straight, Just treat the internet knowledge, like writers treat the "wisdom of Solomon" of Captain marvel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well consider superhero projects are being taken more seriously these daya, what if the Freakazoid reboot was a straight up superhero action show?

                What would be the point of making a Freakazoid reboot played straight? It'd be like relaunching The Three Stooges as a gritty urban drama about gentrification

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The Three Stooges as a gritty urban drama about gentrification
                I mean didn't the CW did this with Archie? That's also pretty popular with zoomers right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're just describing an autistic savant superhero.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > It wasn't even that clear if Freakazoid was an alterego or an independent persona living inside Dexter

          I think they made it clear in episode where he unzipped Dexter's head.
          But actually, creators of the show said in some interview there was little to no established details about the character, they just do whatever they fricking wanted and though is funny with him. That's why he have a Freakmobile but also can travel at superspeed and sometimes just by running and doing WHOOOSH.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely don’t think this would hurt the character

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it was drawn like this and dextar was still a dork, then yes, but see we'd loose the charm of the 50's house wife that was Debbie Douglas. Guess make him Mixed race with his dad being black so she can stay this idealized house wife cliche.
        Black women just don't behave the way she did.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Easy. Make her a 90s black sitcom wife.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"aw hell nah!!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And no Cosgrove because all cops are bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cosgrove is replaced with a neuroquirky trans woman who distracts him by inviting him to mostly peaceful protest and riot supermarkets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cosgrove is replaced with a neuroquirky trans woman who distracts him by inviting him to mostly peaceful protest and riot supermarkets.

        Hey, cut it out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No see they have to have Cosgrove so he can be more explicitly gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SJWs when they see a gay cop

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Show them a Gay Cop trying to wear their uniform at Pride and the older ones will only see cop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And Dexter is a troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gotta cater to the woke audience, homiezoid homiezoid!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't he zapped by the internet to gain all of its powers? That wouldn't be good thing in 2022.

    He'd be a transsexual that thinks vaccines are full of israelite poison while posting his ass on Tiktok.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He'd be a transsexual that thinks vaccines are full of israelite poison while posting his ass on Tiktok.
      Or Freakazoid stays the same one from original and this become his evil counterpart villain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guitierez returns and has harnsessed the true power of Evil on the internet, yes? “No longer am I merely a more serious version of you, Freakazoid, but I hae traveled the true dark heart of humanity incarnate!!! Behold as I wage Wars with Info that shall turn the sexuality of Frogs! Watch as in wrath I wield the power to make people shun life saving vaccinations! This is evil, THIS IS POWER! Now gawk, as I send loyal acolytes to my word as Law to your favorite pizzeria, armed and believing it is a hub for the trafficking of kidnapped children in a second floor that does not exist!”

        “Gasp! So, are there real children being trafficked? Just, not here?”

        “Oh, no. I am not into that or some of the more icky things on the internet. It has gotten to be a very ewwy place in the passed twenty years,”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know how much child porn freakazoid must have in his head?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Freakazoid said
      >"dead to all israelites"
      That would be pretty based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wasn't he zapped by the internet to gain all of its powers? That wouldn't be good thing in 2022.
      something to keep in mind is that the show itself established in Freakazoid's origin story that normally yes having all of the Internet crammed into a person's skull would horribly corrupt them, the fact that Dexter as Freakazoid ended up a heroic sort(if chaotic and with a bit of a temper sometimes) says a lot about him as a person

      Well consider superhero projects are being taken more seriously these daya, what if the Freakazoid reboot was a straight up superhero action show?

      >Well consider superhero projects are being taken more seriously these daya, what if the Freakazoid reboot was a straight up superhero action show?
      that probably wouldn't really work, but does remind me of an old idea I had years ago for a Freakazoid/Young Justice crossover story

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I want a Histeria reboot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Histeria was dogshit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ed Asner is dead. A reboot is impossible.
    Also, you people seem to forget the reason these old shows worked is because of the staff they had at the time and it being time it was. Most of these reboots don't work because the new staff don't know why the old one worked, in addition to not having the talent nor the sensibilities of the older generations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least I'm glad Asner was able to voice Cosgrove one last time before dying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asner, Motalban and Harris are all gone. You've got Rugg, Leahy, and Ferguson

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna hear something mind-blowing?
    How about making new shit that people would like instead of appealing to nostalgia?
    I don't want your fricking reboots of things from my childhood. I have the internet. I'm one click away from going to any torrent or a streaming site to watch the thing from my childhood and not a shitty imitation of it done by hack writers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are right, it's time to make that Freakazette spin-off show everyone (nobody) wanted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, weenie.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be ass though

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Freakazoid nowadays would absolutely suck, part of its charm was how even as "random" as it was, there was a calm feeling to it, zoomers already proved they dont understand what "holding back" is

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    compared to

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was it about Freakazoids other shorts that were so charming Lawn Gnomes, Lord Bravery, etc.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cave Guy and Cobra Queen return for a couples crime, this time robbing the Egyptian Exhibit at the museum to kick off their Crypto Currency Pyramid Scheme. They’re all but successful as Cave Guy mocks the common man for falling for his soon to be up and running automated poverty trap while the two of them Holiday in the Hamptons.

    Freakazoid enters the internet to liberate the Graphics cards from their Blockchain Mine and Clown the Exchange by becoming and trapping their ill got gains to give back to the people selling them himself as an NFT. Maybe a play on words so they can realize they’ve been had.

    Everyone gets their money back but Duncan Douglas, Dexter enjoying a rare one up on his brother and mocking his failure that he should have listened to him about crypto being a scam.

    “Mom, Dexter’s making fun of me ruining my portfolio!”

    “Well dear you ruined his art class portfolio last year throwing it in the community pool so looks like its all evened out,”

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Freakazoid Reboot
    have a nice day
    >But
    Kill. Yourself.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Animaniacs reboot didn't work so no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was it really that bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? The animacs reboot is a success with normalgays, it's even getting a 3rd season and I think it's very possible Freakazoid makes a cameo in it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't work as in it's literal garbage and spits on the legacy of the original

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Showrunners don't care about some anon's opinion on a mongolian basket board. They care about normies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We don't fricking want Freakazoid to be ruined anon thanks

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Freakazoid worked because the internet was new and you could literally think that you could go "inside" the web and "surf" it. I'm not sure it would work today in the same way. It's as silly as when we see old sci-fi movies seeing things that are not sci-fi but they act surprised. A freakazoid reboot would need to go to some Web3 VR world or something for it to make sense for a new generation.

    Why did Freakazoid fail though? I used to love the show and was sad it didn't get more seasons as a kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skewed a little too old and goofy for its "intended" audience. If anything it's a surprise it lasted as long as it did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Skewed a little too old
        All the little kids doubled over with laughter when Freakazoid namedropped F-Troop.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I had a vague awareness of F-Troop but honestly what made the scene funny was just Rugg being fricking ridiculous with his delivery, which pretty much goes for the whole show/cast. They all sounded like they had fun and leaned into the goofiness of it. If they actually got Johnathan Harris to enjoy himself and loosen up they were goddamned miracle workers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Vr World could definitely suit the show

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >absorbed into the internet
    >becomes obsessed with baby boomer tv shows & movies instead of anything internet related and modern
    IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, FRICK THIS SHOW

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if we can perfect AI-recreation of Ed Asner's voice.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    theres definitely going to be a reboot at somepoint. i wonder if they would bring candlejack ba

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised by how many great recurring villains the show had counting its short run and that it was a joke of a superhero character. Freakazoid had a better rogues gallery than most heroes do.
      I think pretty much most villains would come back, especially Candle Jack sinc-

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you fricking moron, when you do a candlejack post you aren't supposed to end it with a hy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Candlejack really needed more episod

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It should happen. And then Allred should finally sue.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do you guys think a Freakazoid reboot could work?

    It will be done eventually, but it won't be the same.
    Reminder that Freakazoid is basically an embodiment of internet, which was in a completely different state in 90's, as well as the world that created it.
    Modern Freakazoid will post funny memes on /b and joke about zoomers.
    I don't want that.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want one. Freakazoid despite being stupid, had smart writing. And given the state of the internet right now, I know that it will be a cringe show. I do think that on some level, there is a lot hat can be done as you can get really abstract, but that will not be the show we will get. Filled with dumb memes, cat videos and hot takes.

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