FREE continental breakfast?!

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ahhhhh the Danish
    >what will you think of next Germany?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he honestly channeled leslie nielsen / mel brooks in the continental breakfast bit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    La dee da

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL HAVE WHAT I'M HAVING

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Key and Peele was not funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's relative. Compared to WKUK, not really, but has okay moments. Compared to Tim Robinson or nu SNL they are comedic geniuses.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate Tim Robinson.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Due to André 2999+1 new album I had to go see that sketch again. Funny as fuck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is only true of whatever season was in 2012 and was basically just a giant Obama campaign ad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm sure you get a big chuckle from your Wojak tranny folder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They had some good skits. The teacher getting the white kids name's wrong is classic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They had some good skits. The teacher getting the white kids name's wrong is classic.

      Key and Peele pisses me off because they'll have a sketch with a funny premise and then make it run 5x too long just doing the premise over and over until you're not laughing anymore and you hate it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me? I'm #TeamMcCringleberry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they had a good ratio for the most part, love the Halloween episode

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A Fa-Poon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the town hall sketch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking A, that was good.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAN UP!
    MAN UP!
    MAN UP!

    RAIN RAIN GO AWAY, COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY

    MAAAAAAAAN UP!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baked to perfection

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only Key and Peele sketch to ever make my dad chuckle heartily, he hated shit like MadTV, SNL (especially Chevy), Dave Chapelle, and K&P.
    I think the first time I ever heard the term "nagger" outside of a movie or a book was my dad yelling to "turn this nagger shit off" when MTV or In Living Color was on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad sounds like a impotent dweeb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least I knew my dad, Jamal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          roasted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like dumb nagger that has to strawman about why people distain your culture.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >distain
          heh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cherish that man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a good man with strong principles, but too strong.
        He didn't so much as forbid me for doing fun things but he everything he didn't like was "nagger shit"
        I wear sweat pants that are too big? "why you wearing those nagger pants?"
        I listen to any made past the 80s? "nagger shit"
        I smoke pot for the first time "Why you doing that nagger shit?"
        Get caught smoking a cigarette when I was 14? "those better not be menthols"
        I'm only exaggerating a little.
        The only black music he enjoyed was the Drifters, and that's because I don't think he knew they were black until he saw a Best of The Drifters album in walmart once but at that point he played "Under the Boardwalk" so much he couldn't take back that it was one of his favorites.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who fucking asked?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You have to be 18 years or older to post.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Get caught smoking a cigarette when I was 14? "those better not be menthols"
          god bless him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > but too strong.
          Clearly not. He should have beat your more.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like he says nagger a lot. that's pretty cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The darnell simmons one is goated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First time I heard the N word was my Dad, too. When I look back on it it makes me respect him more.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you means i dont has to steal it?
    >of course not, its free, sir.
    >but i could steal it if i wanted to
    >sir?
    >im jus sayin, i could still steal dis if i wants
    >but its...free.
    >this is mine now

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ISN'T IT MY FRIEND??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ISN'T IT?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I want milk

    ?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love hotel breakfast

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AA RON

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I’m still not watching these naggers shuck and jive for massa no matter how many threads you make, sorry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C'mon. Give it a watch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=192

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shuck and jive
      You just unlocked a deep, deep memory

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >At least I knew my dad, Jamal.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>At least I knew my dad, Jamal.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First one I watched is turbulence and it's one of the best

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAN SMITH, BYU

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but they don't know...

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you liked that one huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire setup is directly stolen from The Simpsons.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't you know you've... always been here Sir?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Continental?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Key and Peele a lot but every single sketch runs between 30 seconds and a minute too long. If they could just trim them a little bit more they would be great, but I guess they have to hit the 21 minute mark.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a problem with sketch comedy shows in general. Still, some of there's avoid this problem imo

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look like... that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those white roll up tabs
      we're talking about the klan man

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oof
    >yikes
    >well anyways

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is RuPaul gonna be there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably my favorite one. Its fine that this goes so long since everyone bounces off each other so well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when do we sing YMCA?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    <3

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I’m the only one whose favourite part is where he takes a bite out of the banana sideways through the skin

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Key and Peele were actually funny when they did nonracially based comedy unlike chapelle who couldn’t do anything else

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peele's funny ass facial expressions carried the show

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They kept playing this Holiday Inn commercial during the World Series and it reminded me of the K&P sketch. Advertising the powdered eggs and instant oatmeal.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get the ending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a parody of The Shining

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This really was a great sketch that could only have been written by a road comic used to eating shitty holidy inn breakfasts.
    I don't know if they were ever on the road but i doubt it.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't laugh at any of these, Continental is still the only funny thing this dumb nagger ever was a part of.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cool right here on the spirit plane
    Life is for pussies

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My personal favorite

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well lah-dee-dah. Paper and everything.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOYCE

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a cappella group is underrated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EtalOOS-eM

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love these "dramatic" ones

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pretends to be straight but he's actually gay
    >ME!
    >uh, he is livin' la vida loca
    >m-me

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TALK ABOUT THE WHEELCHAIR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn look at those titties

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a Latin pop star.

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