>"freeze frame"
>"record scratch"
>"Yep, that's me. You may be wondering how I ended up in this situation"
>"freeze frame". >"record scratch". >"Yep, that's me.
>"freeze frame"
>"record scratch"
>"Yep, that's me. You may be wondering how I ended up in this situation"
Where is it from?
google search it you moron
You fricking c**t. Useless piece of shit.
You're mean.
How hard is it. I found it with four words
"Screen fall on stage"
Or just get spoonfed
China, of course.
But arent Boy Banda banned in China?
BANDA
It's from Hong Kong, which is still semi westernized
well that one under it is bi-sected
it's just a led screen grandpa, they don't weigh five tons like back in your day when band members got crushed by stage lights.
large format displays weigh more than your shitty panel, yes. they need to be brighter and handle higher levels of heat. which means less plastic and more metal/glass.
I'm sure he'll be fine, gramps.
I worked for a company that manufactured large format displays less than half that size and they weighed a couple hundred pounds each. It took 2 men to move them when fully assembled. Those sons of b***hes might weigh close to a literal ton.
Depends entirely on the screen technology in use and the construction of the frame - and on that we can rest assured the Chinese used the cheapest and lightest frame they thought they could get away with. The electronics and power supply wouldn't be much heavier with a larger screen and they should contribute negligible weight anyway.
Yeah back in your day they could only make them half the size and weigh ten times as much. Today we make them flat and really big, gramps.
No you didn't.
>insect gets bisect
China numba one
He survived apparently. God knows for how long
YOWZA Right in the infinity stones
OH N-
And some chad just continues singing.
Those weren't screams of fright, they were cheers.
>dancing on a hexgram
Solomon’s demons require sacrifice
>2 men go to help her
>the women just stand frozen and confused
Way to go, ladies
BULLSEYE!
>BANZAI
DAAAAAMN!!!
reminds me of the end of Final Destination
They really need to make one that takes place in China.
Bitconnect
Excellent work 47
fricking hell
Holy shit.
Now half 94.
Nice
put me in the screencap
Your preddy gud
lel
Put me in the screencap bros!
top jej
Nice.
i dont get it
It's a reference to the Hitman franchise of video games.
oh.... heh
Yea, jokes usually aren't as funny when you explain them to someone who doesn't know
>got a cracked hitman 1 or 2 in 2006 from school
>open it up
>run around a bit
>close it
>never play it again
Stolen from last thread
47/47
Jejejeje
Lol those bugs got squished. Knew it was bugs from the white suits
>no webm
frick you op
Look at that fricking imbecile
telling us to google. How useless can one be. His only purpose of existence is to provide links and not tell people to google something.
that timing tho.
it could have fallen on the stage but no, it struck him right in the face and chest, not even to the side.
This is God's wrath for male kpop, that shit shouldn't exist, it's an aberration of nature.
>hahahaha bad thing happened to someone and that is FUNNY TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's funny if they are asian or black or female, but I draw the line at laughing at violence towards children, white men or animals.
It is funny. Squish!
you got your site stereotypes twisted. do you fricking zoomers even know where you are half the time, or what the images you use mean?
If you can't laugh at the misfortune of others you aren't really human.
BUG PERSON GO SQUISH
yes
What is the meaning of this post
well, you see, the redditor got lost and thinks people give a shit about his opinion here, he even uses his reddit avatar thinking people will appreciate his 'karma'
>tfw just watched a hohol got castrated by vatniks yesterday
yes, shits like those are extremely comical.
imagine how kino it would be if the screen fell flat down on him and the camera it was displaying was aimed at him and he saw his own demise
here you go gays
god i wish that was me
I hate slapstick
>literally running right to the exact spot he needed to be to get creamed
Can't be coincidence.
i'd be impressed if the video on the screen wasn't affected at all.
It went out for a second on impact, came back on for a bit and appeared to go off when the other bugs attempted to lift it off the squished bug. It's probably ok, scratches maybe a dented corner.
>only one with a man bun
god bless
ty anon
What do you think was going through his head at that moment?
The screen
a fricking tv what the frick do you think
>47
last resolution
Actually underrated
The latest hits
Pixels.
Jesus frick
yeah he's dead
Surprisingly he lived
the shitty plywood floor saved ironically
is he/she/it dead?
Not even something you could get jannied for. Dudes fricking dead though
He's in serious condition but was conscious when he arrived at the hopsickle.
>floor partly caves in, saving the dude from the complete force and leaving him with just head/neck injuries that'll haunt him for life
and that's why you do shows on a stage with floor panels rigged up instead of directly on a concrete foundation.
Holy frick
Supposedly he actually lived. But you know, Chinese media and all that.
holy frick she got pushed INTO the stage, damn
That's so perfect it looks fake.
/misc/ is here
it does come from China
yeah it kinda strikes me as fake too
the camera-angle and focus on the one girl getting pancaked
There are other cameras that recorded it from different angles, it's 100% real
the angle of the thing too
its directly on her, thats just too perfect, it looks like a scene from a final destination movie
>her
>things just can't happen
it's a boy with a winky anon
Wong place Wong time
his name?
bang ting ou
they're dudes. and it's just one phone video. if you google around, there's more videos from more angles and yes the fricking screen looks like a laser guide missile, it's like it wanted to strike THAT guy
I dunno, likely just co-ordinated fakes
You can see here
it is far more impactful than
>, likely just co-ordinated fakes
what? what for? to discredit the KPOP scene?
dude I hate to say this but in this case, I really think you should take your meds.
You're clearly part of them
yeah it's a giant conspiracy, a CIA/FBI/NSA psyop to ban assault megascreens.
you got us, and now a black van will be with you shortly.
I'll come say hello in the interrogation room, see ya later
Please be jokimg
yeah I'm joking
the van is dark blue
black and white are both too obvious
I agree next thing you know they will make us take a shot for this too
>girl
There are about ten different recordings
Don't be dumb. There's another angle of the drop posted in this very thread.
fr this is faker than Will Smith's career decline
Gnarly
Why is it always asia
>why is it always the places with zero OH&S and no regard for life?
I hope he sues the people who helped him.
Did you catch that? Look again
>go to chinese restraunt
>open fortune cookies
>it reads "you're going to become a big hit on TV one day"
>leave restraunt with a pep in your step and head to tonight's gig
God had it out for that man.
fricking drilled
this is exactly why I dont perform in front of thousands of people on a fancy sta
ANON?
The fricking stage got him, rip
I DONT CARE WHERE YOURE FROM THATS GOTTA HURT
Is he OK?
Damn squashed like a bug.
>That head smash but no blood.
Fake.
>liveleak.com
What about that time when the entire band was crush by the stage?
Looks like Luk Yi Gai made it out in one piece
I bet it was a sony screen lol
Nah it was a TCL.
Twink Chinamen Leveler
Nice work, 47
>Right to the head
wew
corea or china?
Chorina
Chinese Japanese dirty knees falling lcds
Bravo anon, BRAVO
Fuggggg
Please, PLEASE tell me he is safe.
PLEASE tell me he didn't die
Just a little nap
If he survived he probably has some nasty brain damage, his head took the brunt of weight
You know what woke crowd would say if White American raised concerns about panels before the show?
>it's funny if they are asian or black or female, but I draw the line at laughing at violence towards children, white men or animals.
He's correct. It is funny.
yeah basically this
>every girl I've ever brought home drunk from a bar
🙁
you are a citygay pussy. foxes are vermin
my personal rule is: "if they're fat it's fine".
this but also toss in right wing catholic hispanics
Yes. Just like every race does.
Now we wait for people who cant even Google the story to get spoonfed about his condition
Why are you like this? We are talking about the health of an innocent man, I'm ordering you to tell us if he is alive or not, there is no time to google you bastard
>innocent
Someone spoon me.
he's in the hospital
probably braindead but the chinese media won't say immediately while they're in panic mode
I can't find any real details, all I found is shit like
>One dancer is reportedly in intensive care in a critical condition after suffering neck injuries
apparently there have been no official situation reports, I think they're trying to pay it down
bullshit. that guy is dead
Chinese tactical military lcd very strong. Always hit target. One screen, one kill.
He cant keep getting away with it.
All news articles just say "injured" and "in critical care". Chinks must have strong skulls if he survived that.
it probably vaulted over on some other guy. or maybe chinks are liike earthworms and both sides will live on
He's fine, bugs can live without a head
>China-pop star dies
>In front of a stadium of thousands being filmed to millions
>Dumbass fans become depressed
>Cinemaphile gets its daily entertainment
A net win for us
>pop star
thats not a net win
>China-pop star dies
Win
>In front of a stadium of thousands being filmed to millions
Win
>Dumbass fans become depressed
Win
>Cinemaphile gets its daily entertainment
Win
4 wins 4 chans 4 sneeds
yes, its utter and complete triumph, not a net win
that's not a shaman. looks like Hermes Trismegistus himself, so hermeticist Pepe
So a shaman.
has it ever worked for you?
doubling down on your moronation?
ok, mad
They are still alive
Just happened last night. The primary guy is still in serious condition. Don't start counting on that.
RIP Bang Ding Ow
Good night, Sum Ting Wong
Tei Veigh Tu Low
Korea not china
Hong Kong is in Korea now? When did that happen?
even better
kek that little diva homosexual looked so annoyed his show was interrupted
Apparently all kpop stars are basically in prison by the business men who back them up and they aren't allowed to have personal lives and have to get a bunch of surgeries
it's really an artificial phenomenon created by the CIA, largely to fight communism by making everyone gay and consumerist.
This is what I wish would happen to all K-pop stars and fans
why do so many cute asiatics kill themselves
i coulda saved them
BOOBA
asiaticland is an absolute cesspit of corruption, emotional punishment and sexual abuse. They make Hollywood look like a Tibetan monastery
Any kino of that?
White: Melody of Death
I love BTS so much bros.
Anyone else in chat?
They both survived
https://news.yahoo.com/two-dancers-hurt-hong-kong-180545069.html
>the hospital said one of the dancers was in a “serious condition," while the other was stable.
That could mean anything. Paralyzed, in a coma, dying in a few days. There's no way it didn't cause life wrecking injuries.
Some people can have their heads ran over and get up with no long term injury
>serious condition
in other words: dead
i saw how his head snapped back and bounced on the stage floor in the video
What happened to that cats ears
Life is cheap in China
>Cantopop boy band Mirror
what the FRICK is Cantopop
kek
Cantonese pop "music". Very likely the same manufactured, designed by committee shit as pretty much the entire Asian musical world.
it was a rhetorical question, but thanks for the serious reply.
welcome
cant believe xi jingping is dead
It was obviously his life day, he had to be renewed
So what do you think were going through all these dudes heads as things started to fall?
the cantopop didn't even see it fall, maybe didn't even feel the hit, who knows?
if you realize it's happening tho...that's a scary thought
or maybe you can't even think in those moments, you're just reacting
>Flyers
he didn't fly so good
F my homie Big Slime
Miss that big homie like u wouldn't believe
he didn't fly so good
HE DIDN'T-
GOD DAMNIT
1st thing I thought of was this mf from Mario lmao
They're all ugly, but he is (was) the ugliest one
>top-left
>top row 3rd
>top row 2nd from right
>4th bottom row
Which one was it?
They all look different, how is that possible?
Arr rook same doesn't really work in China, they are a hodgepodge of dozens of different ethnicities.
And people call Americans mutts!
Top right looks like a boss in a street racing game
H I G H
S P E E D
D R I V I N G
R P G
Who are all these fine young ladies
>
if you realize it's happening tho...that's a scary thought
or maybe you can't even think in those moments, you're just reacting
perfect facial recognition (yep, even from behind), it's 4th of bottom row, cause head shape and jaw structure.
Can confirm. He also has his hair tied back.
literally all of them are homosexual, just like BTS
3rd from the left top row could get his bussy boxed in
XING SLEEPY
hoping it took him out instantly because anything else is almost certainly an even worse fate... absolutely no way he wouldn't be utterly and permanently fricked surviving having something that massive fall directly on top of your head and crushing you into the floor like that... unless the screen was made of fricking styrofoam or some shit
it missed his head and he is in ICU conscious,
organs and bones crushed
LCDEZ NUTZ CHINKKKKKAAAA!!!
die chinks
Nothing worse than an OLED on the ol' head.
https://streamable.com/cxo3bw
lul
Why is it always China? Why?
Cheap construction so owner of the firm can pocket all the money
What little safety regulations they have are never enforced due to corruption endemic in the CCP, it's always going to be much cheaper to bribe whoever comes to inspect your site than to actually follow the law. He'll probably expecting a bribe for his signature anyway.
The medium is the message
>china
>loose safety standards
name a more iconic duo
>russia
>AIDS
have your laughs while you can, you'll be crushed under their boot before long
buttmad chankoro HAHAHAHAHAHA
Meanwhile, China's invincible soldiers when they're being sent to any duty other than looking intimidating in propaganda videos
when they're done crushing themselves
If being the most disciplined won wars WW1 and WW2 would have ended differently. Not to mention wars are fought by drones now, now by waves of soldiers marching in Napoleonic formations.
Superior Chinese Army
https://news.usni.org/2021/03/25/investigation-7-month-long-chain-of-failure-led-to-9-killed-in-aav-sinking
>I CANT BREAT-
I don't think so Xi
The difference is that China got lives to spare.
A sequel to the video game Infra would be wild if it was set in Beijing.
Hardcore mode
This is honestly just nature cancelling out too many people being alive in one spot. It is quite literally the Universe correcting itself.
jesus christ
CHINA NUMBAH O-ACK!
The dancing black woman could probably barrel straight through that entire marching line unfettered.
>tfw no hot drill sergeant gf
WELCOME TO PRIMETIME b***h!
You bastard
All the idiots calling it China, you realize this was Hong Kong right...
This is why China will win in the long term. You guys can't keep track of your chink allies and your enemies.
seething chinky
No I just think you guys are moronic. This is another case where you're falling for pro-CCP anti-Hong Kong propaganda thinking you're owning China, instead being a good CCP bot.
*demoralization propaganda
It's like if people posted videos of Ukraine soldiers getting blown up amd you guys were cheering that Russia got owned.
Where the frick have you been? China annexed Hong Kong like 2 years ago. H.K. IS china now. Deal with it
Lack of basic geography and geopolitical knowledge is nothing to be proud of.
m a l d i n g
Best thread on Cinemaphile in some time. A good solid dozen belly laugh tier posts. I love most of you.
The videos are funny but your comments are cringe.
Don't ever respond to me, the devil, satan that lives in your right kidney, and passes into your sisters hair when she's asleep, do not respond to me, your CIA overlord the owl headed God of devil's and also Jesus christ, never, ever, again YOU FRICKING SCHIZOPHRENIC. 482286953364999507428326265584!!!!!!
Ok I'm sorry, I'll stop posting geez.
Sorry bro, I was just kinda upset, you can keep posting
I feel like the studio was taking a piss on me by doing this without the slightest irony.
>go to China
>infrastructure tries to kill you at every turn
I had a dream last night that I was in an elevator that was freefalling because the guy who came in after me pushed too many buttons in a row and I now imagine this happens every day in china
Chinks who ride escalators (not elevators) have become accustomed to pausing before they reach the top and test the floor with their toes just in case the fricking floor collapses. That's how bad it is over there
I always do this just because I was a pussy as a kid and that carried over
Why did it fall? Also they're all dead
>Why did it fall?
chankoro structure STRONK
Ummm... guys?
Zoom in
Enhance
i like how mods will ban people for posting cyclist gore and troony derailing shit, but they leave threads like this. pretty based honestly. frick china.
Same energy.
why would there be unsecured cargo barrels on a starship?
china is such a shit hole
Yup.
it's just oil anon, the bacteria gets killed off at boiling temperatures anyway, so what's the big deal?
So many things about this always confuses me. How did anyone arrive at the conclusion of dredging filthy sewer grease out of shit-smelling pipes to use as cooking oil? It's like the country's population has no critical thinking skills at all.
>It's like the country's population has no critical thinking skills at all.
High chink IQ is a myth lmao.
exactly. They're just dedicated to education
>They're just dedicated to education
kek, they cheat and only test their city slickers.
did he kill himself at the end?
I don't know. A normal person would evade the car due to the incredibly high likelyhood of severe injury or death. In China people just seem to do things like they're operating on auto-pilot. If the situation changes they don't even react out side of vague confusion most of the time.
This isn't an education problem, it's basic human instinct to survive, be aware, and find a solution. It's at the core of what makes us what we are.
>HOLE IN ONE
I hear pinball sounds everytime I watch this
Spare!
>literally doesnt even acknowledge that her friend got obliterated by a car right next to her
are Chinese people actually human? im starting to think otherwise
I think people underestimate the huge impact the Cultural Revolution had on China. The government basically murdered everyone with strong mental genes.
>are Zerglings actually human?
You tell me. Kekekekekeke
>be Chinese
>get crushed
Watching this shit is like Augustine writing about the gladitorial games. Violent shit that's not good to look at but once you allow it before yourself you just can't look away.