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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hansen you varmint!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We don't deal with outlaws here, boy.
      >YEAH, YOU DO!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >has to take pills just to get a boner

    holy frick does this actually happen when you get older? i'm 23 but can't imagine that being the case

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only if you're weak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when you watch porn daily for years, yeah, you get ED.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What? I've been watching porn and fapping at least once a day for the last 17 years. Never had problems getting hard.

        Stop coping, nofap cultist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Porn brain rot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Never had problems getting hard.
          This is what all you fappers say until you convince a woman to have sex with you and you go soft after 5 minutes or can't even get it up to begin with.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you actually had sex? I can get rock hard watching japanese office ladies piss on their bosses but when it comes to actually moving my hips in and out that shits dead within a minute

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            About 3 days. Yes Viagra has a horrible side effect. If like me you need it because you are probably drunk or you can get hard but lose it while fricking then you only need a small amount. A tiny bit of a tablet. I took a whole 50mg tablet my first time and had a blocked nose, migraine and heart burn so bad I was spitting non stop. Worst part is I couldn't get hard either. Luckily the chick was a friend, we fricked around drunk lots so she just found it funny.

            You'll need to experiment a bit to find what works for you, Cialis is the best because you only need it once and you good to go (btw don't fall asleep on the train after taking it, I got a fricking rock hard diamond dick one time l, it was like I was a teenager. I had to ride the fricker for 20 minutes trying to imagine all the nasty shit to lose it)

            The frick? Im 34 but can go like im 14 still. Even if i cum i can stay hatd

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >What? People can be different? Noooo!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Probably down to fitness. I've got a classic skinny fat office worker body. Soon as I start pumping all the blood must go to my heart kek. Luckily I can make any chick do big cums with my fingers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dont say big cums ever again you gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                newbie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Got me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I can make any chick do big cums with my fingers
                cope of the week right here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        w-who's Ed??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        worth it. I'll pay any price to jerk off to BBC and fat girls farting all day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      when i was your age, i was rock hard all the time.

      now that I'm in my 30s, it's definitely more difficult to maintain an erection.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 27 and I can get an erection just by being near someone I like. My friends who frick like rabbits can’t get it as hard tho. Just have self control. Also I didn’t start jerking off until I was 19 so there’s that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Also I didn’t start jerking off until I was 19
        Literally how?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was a good Christian boy. But damn was that first orgasm amazing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn son, Jesus better give you an award or something for that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not having ED is reward enough for me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't start jerking off untill 19
        Stop bullshitting nogger

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s true. I tried once when I was 12 and thought precum was it, so I never tried it again till later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I watched porn from the age of 12 and I'm now on my 30s. Literally need to eat Cialis on a Friday if I wanna make sure I'm ready for any action I get on the weekend. I have even fished out a Viagra that I dropped in a pub toilet bowl after I pissed in it because the chick was a solid 8 and I wasn't going to take risk going soft

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how long does cialis last?

        also, does cialist or viagra give you any side-effects?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          About 3 days. Yes Viagra has a horrible side effect. If like me you need it because you are probably drunk or you can get hard but lose it while fricking then you only need a small amount. A tiny bit of a tablet. I took a whole 50mg tablet my first time and had a blocked nose, migraine and heart burn so bad I was spitting non stop. Worst part is I couldn't get hard either. Luckily the chick was a friend, we fricked around drunk lots so she just found it funny.

          You'll need to experiment a bit to find what works for you, Cialis is the best because you only need it once and you good to go (btw don't fall asleep on the train after taking it, I got a fricking rock hard diamond dick one time l, it was like I was a teenager. I had to ride the fricker for 20 minutes trying to imagine all the nasty shit to lose it)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how long does cialis last?

            also, does cialist or viagra give you any side-effects?

            lol i tried viagra once as a goof and didn't notice any difference

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Viagra doesn't give me nearly the side effects that guy gets. I just get photosensitivity and a slight blue tinge to my vision

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I took too much, a classic Viagra overdose. Pretty dumb thinking about it now cause I bought them online. Once I learned to just bit a corner off the pill it was fine.

            can i get that shit without a prescription?

            I got it from some site at the top of google. Tbh I think it all comes from the same big labs in India or china and the sellers (affiliates) just keep making new sites to avoid getting banned. Use one of those virtual cards because they will 100% steal your credit card info, some Jeet filled his steam account 5 months later and I only used that card to buy Viagra. Btw they will throw in a lot of extras. That's how I discovered Cialis, they gave me like 8 free pills and I loved it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can i get that shit without a prescription?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just go down to Mexico and buy a year's worth.
          That or order a Chinese equivalent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 22 and needed them for a bit. I was addicted to porn for years. When I finally had my first encounter I couldn't get hard. I started taking pills and severely cut back on the porn. Eventually I was able to ween myself off the pills. Now I'm good like 90% of the time without pills. Nofap is a meme but really does have the chance to frick up your brain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *but porn fricks up your brain

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    brehs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if that was acting or she was actually attracted to the pedo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fricking moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You honestly think a cute young girl would have an attraction to some 44 year old greasy pedo mutt?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did anyone find out who is she? She literally looks like Prime Britney spears

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks more like Jamie Spears to me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, prime Britney was a top tier qt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        theres a recent photo of her that gets posted sometimes but she looks like shit sorry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did anyone find out who is she? She literally looks like Prime Britney spears

      Looks more like Jamie Spears to me.

      She looks like a girl that used to go to my church when I still went as a teen. Her parents tried to set me and her up to get married but I was a schizoid and dropped all contact and stopped going to church because of that

      I'm now a 25 year old virgin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You deserve every punishment the lord has unleash upon you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know

          >Her parents tried to set me and her up to get married
          From which fantasy movie did you come from

          I'm from the south (Georgia) and that kind of stuff is pretty common around here with the religious peeps still. I unfortunately found /b/ at the age of 11 and its ruined my life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >found /b/ at the age of 11
            That's what you get for breaking the rules.
            I discovered COHF at age 14 in 1999 and later tried to turn two wives into bukkake girls. It didn't work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Her parents tried to set me and her up to get married
        From which fantasy movie did you come from

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But can you do a kickflip?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that sucks bro. i haven't got any friends cause of my shitty personality, but at least i work out so i don't feel too bad. 27 yo khv, avoidant personality disorder. maybe life will improve but i don't have any expectations cause i know i'll be disappointed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Take some psychedelics and go to a rave, you’ll find someone there for you buddy and you’ll be more social

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm now a 25 year old virgin.
        Don't be sad - you'll be a 40yo virgin in no time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm now a 25 year old virgin
        Good man, saving yourself for someone equally pure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pure
          He browses Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MUH

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pedo agrees to meet decoy
    >as he's about to arrive he sends "so you're 18 right? No kid would actually let a random adult over"
    >get there
    >explain to Hansen that he needs to read the latest chat log
    Wonder why they didn't try that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alright idea. If you want the real best idea:
      >Show up
      >Don't say anything
      >Hanson/creep catcher show up
      >Immediately start playing copyrighted music you had queued up and ready
      >Full volume
      >Footage is completely unusable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stay silent and dont open your mouth without a lawyer present.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Real best idea here:
        >Show up with a gun
        >Decoy walks out if the room since Hansen is about to come out
        >Pull the gun in Hansen
        >Demand he calls the decoy back in otherwise he will be kneecapped
        >Once he is begging and she comes back, rape her
        >Then force Hansen to frick her
        >Tell him we are the same and execute him
        >Blow your brains out all over the decoy
        Works every time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >police wait outside while the murder rape happens
          Yeah that's on point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >out if the room
          >gun in Hansen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pedo agrees to meet decoy
        >as he's about to arrive he sends "so you're 18 right? No kid would actually let a random adult over"
        >get there
        >explain to Hansen that he needs to read the latest chat log
        Wonder why they didn't try that

        >say yes to meeting decoy
        >say you'll be over in 40 minutes
        >order pizza, get pizza
        >dress up as a pizza man
        >go to house
        >if Hansen is there just say:
        >"Pizza's here! Is this 378 Oak Street? No? Whoops! Sorry, wrong house."
        >leave

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they would know what you look like though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I forgot to add: don't send any pics beforehand either

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they would probably cut contact if they dont see any pictures

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then send pictures of other people. Go online and crop out a dude's face so they cannot reverse image search.

                [...]
                >say yes to meeting decoy
                >say you'll be over in 40 minutes
                >order pizza, get pizza
                >dress up as a pizza man
                >go to house
                >if Hansen is there just say:
                >"Pizza's here! Is this 378 Oak Street? No? Whoops! Sorry, wrong house."
                >leave

                >Pretend to be pizza guy
                >Barge into house
                >WHO ORDERED A SAUSAGE PIE?
                >Open the box revealing my dick through a hole laying on the pizza
                >Rape

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just rotate and crop the photo is usually enough to avoid reverse image search. Try it yourself to make sure.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I forgot to add: don't send any pics beforehand either

            Your a pizza guy just wear a cheap looking wop mustache

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or you could just not frick children

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or you could not say anything that would incriminate you. that's the only reason why these people get arrested

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alright idea. If you want the real best idea:
      >Show up
      >Don't say anything
      >Hanson/creep catcher show up
      >Immediately start playing copyrighted music you had queued up and ready
      >Full volume
      >Footage is completely unusable

      Real best idea here:
      >Show up with a gun
      >Decoy walks out if the room since Hansen is about to come out
      >Pull the gun in Hansen
      >Demand he calls the decoy back in otherwise he will be kneecapped
      >Once he is begging and she comes back, rape her
      >Then force Hansen to frick her
      >Tell him we are the same and execute him
      >Blow your brains out all over the decoy
      Works every time.

      >Oh no I ain't come looking for little boys, no milk, no cookies, no nothing
      >I came looking for a mans butt
      >Now I tell you what: I like you, and I want you
      >Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way
      >The choise is yours

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Chris is doing a weekly podcast where he reads uncensored chat logs and trolls predators by trying to call them on the phone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the pidcast called?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Predators I've Caught" prolly.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I want some NY style now. Feels bad that my favorite place is a from a mall in my hometown but I live four hours away.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theoritcally speaking, what if as soon as the cute decoy let me in the door, I whipped out my raging erection (after edging on the ride there) and ripped off her pants and inserted it before the cops could get to me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plausible

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >serves pedos cheese pizza
    These homies are off the chain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure the pedo brought the pizza.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        from where? comet ping pong?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno, why don't you call him up and ask.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot about white boy summer bros, whatever happened to him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still living the life, still impregnating black women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure he's ambassador to Jamaica or something now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Waiting for the release of Modern Warfare 2 (2022).

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anyone know what pizza that is?

      southern Connecticut has the best pizza in the country.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seems to be http://www.planetpizza.com/ judging from the side of the box.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Connecticut doesn't have the best anything dude it's the East Coast equivalent of a flyover state.

        • 2 years ago
          Craig T. Nelson

          Meridan has the best steamed burgers. New Britian secretly had the best dogs for a long run

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean if I pass through again I'll check out more stuff but when I go for business the state just leaves no impression on me. It's like someone's memory of a place. Also why would you steam a burger I'm genuinely curious what that does to the flavor

            • 2 years ago
              Craig T. Nelson

              Good beef. It's unreal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a competent cook. Should I try making it myself or will it not compare?

              • 2 years ago
                Craig T. Nelson

                The key is. Poke a hoke in the middle. It helps circulate the heat to the meat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cool thanks. I'm still gonna shit on CT but thanks.
                I am from New England. I hate all of it. I moved to the South. But I'm thinking I'm not far enough, it's just the same shit with different foliage and accents. I'm heading West, probably gonna stop somewhere around Montana.

              • 2 years ago
                Craig T. Nelson

                gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Montana is probably a decent try.
                Everything is all the same nowadays, only difference is rural vs not. The internet has congealed all the different cultures into just one giant shitty one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nice to see someone familiar with Meriden. I got my first blowjob at Castle Craig.

            • 2 years ago
              Craig T. Nelson

              I remember battling Weaver high. Good times.

              • 2 years ago
                Craig T. Nelson

                Oh shit! Maloney & Platt. How could I forget?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Overall CT is a boring state with cold and reserved people, but New Haven consistently gets voted as having the best pizza in the country. Sally's and Pepe's are two pizza places that get a lot of praise

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it does have the best pizza. boring state but some great restaurants there

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              People might think it's a boring state but all the big cities are muttified urban wastelands with shootings every weekend. The smaller towns are top tier comfy New England spots though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            buffalo, detroit, and phoenix have better pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would eat

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You know, this is what's wrong with society today. Law enforcement believes all men are pigs and that I can't just innocently hang out with a cute 13 year old girl.

    Ok, he DEFINITELY browses Cinemaphile right?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    american pizzas look terrible. they must taste just as bad

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >'ZA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ZA

  13. 2 years ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Serious flop. One bite, everyone knows the rules

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Templeton The Rat.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    F

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S A QUESTION

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S A QUESTION

      Motherfricker had a dollar on him at booking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He had drug friends

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Turns out his landwhale wife was a druggie to and had something to do with his death.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ben Shapiro you've spun your last dreidel

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Legit almost none of these guys are pedos that would touch a little toddler
    They just want a prime innocent sexy middle school virgins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t.pedo

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO ITS CHRIS HANSEN! Now everyone's gonna know I'm a perve!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That is a fine looking pizza
    finna make some 'za right now got one of these going. Going to use some salami and pepperoni too.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it 'za should be outlawed by the federal government

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who lives here? just me my mommy and my daddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What channels do you guys watch to fill this void? I personally watch Colorado Ped Patrol and Predator Catchers PA. Is anything better out there?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BRAH

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the za that saved Cinemaphile

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Casey is my decoy

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nothin' funny goin' on here

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a floppy mess, Franky. 5.7.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, I already had an appetite for pizza, this thread is only amplifying it

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heres that 13 yo you asked for

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, It's Nelly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet her butthole is perfect. I would have brought a gun and demanded she lets me eat it right then and there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She has a fricking beard bro. Zoom in on her lips. Literally has a mustache what the actual frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Zoom in and look for yourself. It's a troony 100%.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Youre an idiot

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point? Women are all the same...they never want to talk about how israelites are controlling their minds through Hollywood to turn them into bbc bawds. This is why I'm still a virgin.

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