>Never had problems getting hard.
This is what all you fappers say until you convince a woman to have sex with you and you go soft after 5 minutes or can't even get it up to begin with.
Have you actually had sex? I can get rock hard watching japanese office ladies piss on their bosses but when it comes to actually moving my hips in and out that shits dead within a minute
About 3 days. Yes Viagra has a horrible side effect. If like me you need it because you are probably drunk or you can get hard but lose it while fricking then you only need a small amount. A tiny bit of a tablet. I took a whole 50mg tablet my first time and had a blocked nose, migraine and heart burn so bad I was spitting non stop. Worst part is I couldn't get hard either. Luckily the chick was a friend, we fricked around drunk lots so she just found it funny.
You'll need to experiment a bit to find what works for you, Cialis is the best because you only need it once and you good to go (btw don't fall asleep on the train after taking it, I got a fricking rock hard diamond dick one time l, it was like I was a teenager. I had to ride the fricker for 20 minutes trying to imagine all the nasty shit to lose it)
The frick? Im 34 but can go like im 14 still. Even if i cum i can stay hatd
Probably down to fitness. I've got a classic skinny fat office worker body. Soon as I start pumping all the blood must go to my heart kek. Luckily I can make any chick do big cums with my fingers
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dont say big cums ever again you gay
2 years ago
Anonymous
newbie
2 years ago
Anonymous
Got me
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I can make any chick do big cums with my fingers
cope of the week right here
I’m 27 and I can get an erection just by being near someone I like. My friends who frick like rabbits can’t get it as hard tho. Just have self control. Also I didn’t start jerking off until I was 19 so there’s that.
Yes, I watched porn from the age of 12 and I'm now on my 30s. Literally need to eat Cialis on a Friday if I wanna make sure I'm ready for any action I get on the weekend. I have even fished out a Viagra that I dropped in a pub toilet bowl after I pissed in it because the chick was a solid 8 and I wasn't going to take risk going soft
About 3 days. Yes Viagra has a horrible side effect. If like me you need it because you are probably drunk or you can get hard but lose it while fricking then you only need a small amount. A tiny bit of a tablet. I took a whole 50mg tablet my first time and had a blocked nose, migraine and heart burn so bad I was spitting non stop. Worst part is I couldn't get hard either. Luckily the chick was a friend, we fricked around drunk lots so she just found it funny.
You'll need to experiment a bit to find what works for you, Cialis is the best because you only need it once and you good to go (btw don't fall asleep on the train after taking it, I got a fricking rock hard diamond dick one time l, it was like I was a teenager. I had to ride the fricker for 20 minutes trying to imagine all the nasty shit to lose it)
I took too much, a classic Viagra overdose. Pretty dumb thinking about it now cause I bought them online. Once I learned to just bit a corner off the pill it was fine.
can i get that shit without a prescription?
I got it from some site at the top of google. Tbh I think it all comes from the same big labs in India or china and the sellers (affiliates) just keep making new sites to avoid getting banned. Use one of those virtual cards because they will 100% steal your credit card info, some Jeet filled his steam account 5 months later and I only used that card to buy Viagra. Btw they will throw in a lot of extras. That's how I discovered Cialis, they gave me like 8 free pills and I loved it.
I'm 22 and needed them for a bit. I was addicted to porn for years. When I finally had my first encounter I couldn't get hard. I started taking pills and severely cut back on the porn. Eventually I was able to ween myself off the pills. Now I'm good like 90% of the time without pills. Nofap is a meme but really does have the chance to frick up your brain.
Did anyone find out who is she? She literally looks like Prime Britney spears
Looks more like Jamie Spears to me.
She looks like a girl that used to go to my church when I still went as a teen. Her parents tried to set me and her up to get married but I was a schizoid and dropped all contact and stopped going to church because of that
>Her parents tried to set me and her up to get married
From which fantasy movie did you come from
I'm from the south (Georgia) and that kind of stuff is pretty common around here with the religious peeps still. I unfortunately found /b/ at the age of 11 and its ruined my life.
>found /b/ at the age of 11
That's what you get for breaking the rules. I discovered COHF at age 14 in 1999 and later tried to turn two wives into bukkake girls. It didn't work.
that sucks bro. i haven't got any friends cause of my shitty personality, but at least i work out so i don't feel too bad. 27 yo khv, avoidant personality disorder. maybe life will improve but i don't have any expectations cause i know i'll be disappointed
>pedo agrees to meet decoy >as he's about to arrive he sends "so you're 18 right? No kid would actually let a random adult over" >get there >explain to Hansen that he needs to read the latest chat log
Wonder why they didn't try that
Alright idea. If you want the real best idea: >Show up >Don't say anything >Hanson/creep catcher show up >Immediately start playing copyrighted music you had queued up and ready >Full volume >Footage is completely unusable
Real best idea here: >Show up with a gun >Decoy walks out if the room since Hansen is about to come out >Pull the gun in Hansen >Demand he calls the decoy back in otherwise he will be kneecapped >Once he is begging and she comes back, rape her >Then force Hansen to frick her >Tell him we are the same and execute him >Blow your brains out all over the decoy
Works every time.
>pedo agrees to meet decoy >as he's about to arrive he sends "so you're 18 right? No kid would actually let a random adult over" >get there >explain to Hansen that he needs to read the latest chat log
Wonder why they didn't try that
>say yes to meeting decoy >say you'll be over in 40 minutes >order pizza, get pizza >dress up as a pizza man >go to house >if Hansen is there just say: >"Pizza's here! Is this 378 Oak Street? No? Whoops! Sorry, wrong house." >leave
they would probably cut contact if they dont see any pictures
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then send pictures of other people. Go online and crop out a dude's face so they cannot reverse image search.
[...] >say yes to meeting decoy >say you'll be over in 40 minutes >order pizza, get pizza >dress up as a pizza man >go to house >if Hansen is there just say: >"Pizza's here! Is this 378 Oak Street? No? Whoops! Sorry, wrong house." >leave
>Pretend to be pizza guy >Barge into house >WHO ORDERED A SAUSAGE PIE? >Open the box revealing my dick through a hole laying on the pizza >Rape
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just rotate and crop the photo is usually enough to avoid reverse image search. Try it yourself to make sure.
Alright idea. If you want the real best idea: >Show up >Don't say anything >Hanson/creep catcher show up >Immediately start playing copyrighted music you had queued up and ready >Full volume >Footage is completely unusable
Real best idea here: >Show up with a gun >Decoy walks out if the room since Hansen is about to come out >Pull the gun in Hansen >Demand he calls the decoy back in otherwise he will be kneecapped >Once he is begging and she comes back, rape her >Then force Hansen to frick her >Tell him we are the same and execute him >Blow your brains out all over the decoy
Works every time.
>Oh no I ain't come looking for little boys, no milk, no cookies, no nothing >I came looking for a mans butt >Now I tell you what: I like you, and I want you >Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way >The choise is yours
Theoritcally speaking, what if as soon as the cute decoy let me in the door, I whipped out my raging erection (after edging on the ride there) and ripped off her pants and inserted it before the cops could get to me?
I mean if I pass through again I'll check out more stuff but when I go for business the state just leaves no impression on me. It's like someone's memory of a place. Also why would you steam a burger I'm genuinely curious what that does to the flavor
I'm a competent cook. Should I try making it myself or will it not compare?
2 years ago
Craig T. Nelson
The key is. Poke a hoke in the middle. It helps circulate the heat to the meat.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cool thanks. I'm still gonna shit on CT but thanks. I am from New England. I hate all of it. I moved to the South. But I'm thinking I'm not far enough, it's just the same shit with different foliage and accents. I'm heading West, probably gonna stop somewhere around Montana.
2 years ago
Craig T. Nelson
gay
2 years ago
Anonymous
Montana is probably a decent try. Everything is all the same nowadays, only difference is rural vs not. The internet has congealed all the different cultures into just one giant shitty one.
Overall CT is a boring state with cold and reserved people, but New Haven consistently gets voted as having the best pizza in the country. Sally's and Pepe's are two pizza places that get a lot of praise
People might think it's a boring state but all the big cities are muttified urban wastelands with shootings every weekend. The smaller towns are top tier comfy New England spots though
>You know, this is what's wrong with society today. Law enforcement believes all men are pigs and that I can't just innocently hang out with a cute 13 year old girl.
What's the point? Women are all the same...they never want to talk about how israelites are controlling their minds through Hollywood to turn them into bbc bawds. This is why I'm still a virgin.
>Hansen you varmint!
>We don't deal with outlaws here, boy.
>YEAH, YOU DO!
>has to take pills just to get a boner
holy frick does this actually happen when you get older? i'm 23 but can't imagine that being the case
only if you're weak
when you watch porn daily for years, yeah, you get ED.
What? I've been watching porn and fapping at least once a day for the last 17 years. Never had problems getting hard.
Stop coping, nofap cultist
Porn brain rot
>Never had problems getting hard.
This is what all you fappers say until you convince a woman to have sex with you and you go soft after 5 minutes or can't even get it up to begin with.
Have you actually had sex? I can get rock hard watching japanese office ladies piss on their bosses but when it comes to actually moving my hips in and out that shits dead within a minute
The frick? Im 34 but can go like im 14 still. Even if i cum i can stay hatd
>What? People can be different? Noooo!
Probably down to fitness. I've got a classic skinny fat office worker body. Soon as I start pumping all the blood must go to my heart kek. Luckily I can make any chick do big cums with my fingers
Dont say big cums ever again you gay
newbie
Got me
>I can make any chick do big cums with my fingers
cope of the week right here
w-who's Ed??
worth it. I'll pay any price to jerk off to BBC and fat girls farting all day.
yes
when i was your age, i was rock hard all the time.
now that I'm in my 30s, it's definitely more difficult to maintain an erection.
I’m 27 and I can get an erection just by being near someone I like. My friends who frick like rabbits can’t get it as hard tho. Just have self control. Also I didn’t start jerking off until I was 19 so there’s that.
>Also I didn’t start jerking off until I was 19
Literally how?
I was a good Christian boy. But damn was that first orgasm amazing.
Damn son, Jesus better give you an award or something for that
Not having ED is reward enough for me
>didn't start jerking off untill 19
Stop bullshitting nogger
It’s true. I tried once when I was 12 and thought precum was it, so I never tried it again till later.
Yes, I watched porn from the age of 12 and I'm now on my 30s. Literally need to eat Cialis on a Friday if I wanna make sure I'm ready for any action I get on the weekend. I have even fished out a Viagra that I dropped in a pub toilet bowl after I pissed in it because the chick was a solid 8 and I wasn't going to take risk going soft
how long does cialis last?
also, does cialist or viagra give you any side-effects?
About 3 days. Yes Viagra has a horrible side effect. If like me you need it because you are probably drunk or you can get hard but lose it while fricking then you only need a small amount. A tiny bit of a tablet. I took a whole 50mg tablet my first time and had a blocked nose, migraine and heart burn so bad I was spitting non stop. Worst part is I couldn't get hard either. Luckily the chick was a friend, we fricked around drunk lots so she just found it funny.
You'll need to experiment a bit to find what works for you, Cialis is the best because you only need it once and you good to go (btw don't fall asleep on the train after taking it, I got a fricking rock hard diamond dick one time l, it was like I was a teenager. I had to ride the fricker for 20 minutes trying to imagine all the nasty shit to lose it)
lol i tried viagra once as a goof and didn't notice any difference
Viagra doesn't give me nearly the side effects that guy gets. I just get photosensitivity and a slight blue tinge to my vision
I took too much, a classic Viagra overdose. Pretty dumb thinking about it now cause I bought them online. Once I learned to just bit a corner off the pill it was fine.
I got it from some site at the top of google. Tbh I think it all comes from the same big labs in India or china and the sellers (affiliates) just keep making new sites to avoid getting banned. Use one of those virtual cards because they will 100% steal your credit card info, some Jeet filled his steam account 5 months later and I only used that card to buy Viagra. Btw they will throw in a lot of extras. That's how I discovered Cialis, they gave me like 8 free pills and I loved it.
can i get that shit without a prescription?
Just go down to Mexico and buy a year's worth.
That or order a Chinese equivalent.
I'm 22 and needed them for a bit. I was addicted to porn for years. When I finally had my first encounter I couldn't get hard. I started taking pills and severely cut back on the porn. Eventually I was able to ween myself off the pills. Now I'm good like 90% of the time without pills. Nofap is a meme but really does have the chance to frick up your brain.
*but porn fricks up your brain
brehs
Wonder if that was acting or she was actually attracted to the pedo
You're a fricking moron.
how
You honestly think a cute young girl would have an attraction to some 44 year old greasy pedo mutt?
yes
Did anyone find out who is she? She literally looks like Prime Britney spears
Looks more like Jamie Spears to me.
Nah, prime Britney was a top tier qt
theres a recent photo of her that gets posted sometimes but she looks like shit sorry
Pic?
She looks like a girl that used to go to my church when I still went as a teen. Her parents tried to set me and her up to get married but I was a schizoid and dropped all contact and stopped going to church because of that
I'm now a 25 year old virgin.
You deserve every punishment the lord has unleash upon you.
I know
I'm from the south (Georgia) and that kind of stuff is pretty common around here with the religious peeps still. I unfortunately found /b/ at the age of 11 and its ruined my life.
>found /b/ at the age of 11
That's what you get for breaking the rules.
I discovered COHF at age 14 in 1999 and later tried to turn two wives into bukkake girls. It didn't work.
>Her parents tried to set me and her up to get married
From which fantasy movie did you come from
But can you do a kickflip?
that sucks bro. i haven't got any friends cause of my shitty personality, but at least i work out so i don't feel too bad. 27 yo khv, avoidant personality disorder. maybe life will improve but i don't have any expectations cause i know i'll be disappointed
Take some psychedelics and go to a rave, you’ll find someone there for you buddy and you’ll be more social
>I'm now a 25 year old virgin.
Don't be sad - you'll be a 40yo virgin in no time.
>I'm now a 25 year old virgin
Good man, saving yourself for someone equally pure.
>pure
He browses Cinemaphile.
MUH
>pedo agrees to meet decoy
>as he's about to arrive he sends "so you're 18 right? No kid would actually let a random adult over"
>get there
>explain to Hansen that he needs to read the latest chat log
Wonder why they didn't try that
Alright idea. If you want the real best idea:
>Show up
>Don't say anything
>Hanson/creep catcher show up
>Immediately start playing copyrighted music you had queued up and ready
>Full volume
>Footage is completely unusable
stay silent and dont open your mouth without a lawyer present.
Real best idea here:
>Show up with a gun
>Decoy walks out if the room since Hansen is about to come out
>Pull the gun in Hansen
>Demand he calls the decoy back in otherwise he will be kneecapped
>Once he is begging and she comes back, rape her
>Then force Hansen to frick her
>Tell him we are the same and execute him
>Blow your brains out all over the decoy
Works every time.
>police wait outside while the murder rape happens
Yeah that's on point
>out if the room
>gun in Hansen
>say yes to meeting decoy
>say you'll be over in 40 minutes
>order pizza, get pizza
>dress up as a pizza man
>go to house
>if Hansen is there just say:
>"Pizza's here! Is this 378 Oak Street? No? Whoops! Sorry, wrong house."
>leave
they would know what you look like though
I forgot to add: don't send any pics beforehand either
they would probably cut contact if they dont see any pictures
Then send pictures of other people. Go online and crop out a dude's face so they cannot reverse image search.
>Pretend to be pizza guy
>Barge into house
>WHO ORDERED A SAUSAGE PIE?
>Open the box revealing my dick through a hole laying on the pizza
>Rape
Just rotate and crop the photo is usually enough to avoid reverse image search. Try it yourself to make sure.
Your a pizza guy just wear a cheap looking wop mustache
Or you could just not frick children
or you could not say anything that would incriminate you. that's the only reason why these people get arrested
>Oh no I ain't come looking for little boys, no milk, no cookies, no nothing
>I came looking for a mans butt
>Now I tell you what: I like you, and I want you
>Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way
>The choise is yours
Reminder that Chris is doing a weekly podcast where he reads uncensored chat logs and trolls predators by trying to call them on the phone.
Whats the pidcast called?
"Predators I've Caught" prolly.
Frick I want some NY style now. Feels bad that my favorite place is a from a mall in my hometown but I live four hours away.
Theoritcally speaking, what if as soon as the cute decoy let me in the door, I whipped out my raging erection (after edging on the ride there) and ripped off her pants and inserted it before the cops could get to me?
Plausible
>serves pedos cheese pizza
These homies are off the chain
Pretty sure the pedo brought the pizza.
from where? comet ping pong?
Dunno, why don't you call him up and ask.
i forgot about white boy summer bros, whatever happened to him?
Still living the life, still impregnating black women.
Pretty sure he's ambassador to Jamaica or something now.
Waiting for the release of Modern Warfare 2 (2022).
anyone know what pizza that is?
southern Connecticut has the best pizza in the country.
Seems to be http://www.planetpizza.com/ judging from the side of the box.
Connecticut doesn't have the best anything dude it's the East Coast equivalent of a flyover state.
Meridan has the best steamed burgers. New Britian secretly had the best dogs for a long run
I mean if I pass through again I'll check out more stuff but when I go for business the state just leaves no impression on me. It's like someone's memory of a place. Also why would you steam a burger I'm genuinely curious what that does to the flavor
Good beef. It's unreal.
I'm a competent cook. Should I try making it myself or will it not compare?
The key is. Poke a hoke in the middle. It helps circulate the heat to the meat.
Cool thanks. I'm still gonna shit on CT but thanks.
I am from New England. I hate all of it. I moved to the South. But I'm thinking I'm not far enough, it's just the same shit with different foliage and accents. I'm heading West, probably gonna stop somewhere around Montana.
gay
Montana is probably a decent try.
Everything is all the same nowadays, only difference is rural vs not. The internet has congealed all the different cultures into just one giant shitty one.
Nice to see someone familiar with Meriden. I got my first blowjob at Castle Craig.
I remember battling Weaver high. Good times.
Oh shit! Maloney & Platt. How could I forget?
Overall CT is a boring state with cold and reserved people, but New Haven consistently gets voted as having the best pizza in the country. Sally's and Pepe's are two pizza places that get a lot of praise
it does have the best pizza. boring state but some great restaurants there
People might think it's a boring state but all the big cities are muttified urban wastelands with shootings every weekend. The smaller towns are top tier comfy New England spots though
buffalo, detroit, and phoenix have better pizza
would eat
>You know, this is what's wrong with society today. Law enforcement believes all men are pigs and that I can't just innocently hang out with a cute 13 year old girl.
Ok, he DEFINITELY browses Cinemaphile right?
american pizzas look terrible. they must taste just as bad
>'ZA
>ZA
Serious flop. One bite, everyone knows the rules
Templeton The Rat.
F
IT'S A QUESTION
Motherfricker had a dollar on him at booking.
He had drug friends
Turns out his landwhale wife was a druggie to and had something to do with his death.
>Ben Shapiro you've spun your last dreidel
Legit almost none of these guys are pedos that would touch a little toddler
They just want a prime innocent sexy middle school virgins
>t.pedo
OH NO ITS CHRIS HANSEN! Now everyone's gonna know I'm a perve!
That is a fine looking pizza
finna make some 'za right now got one of these going. Going to use some salami and pepperoni too.
Calling it 'za should be outlawed by the federal government
who lives here? just me my mommy and my daddy
What channels do you guys watch to fill this void? I personally watch Colorado Ped Patrol and Predator Catchers PA. Is anything better out there?
BRAH
the za that saved Cinemaphile
Casey is my decoy
>nothin' funny goin' on here
What a floppy mess, Franky. 5.7.
Frick, I already had an appetite for pizza, this thread is only amplifying it
Heres that 13 yo you asked for
I still would
For me, It's Nelly
I bet her butthole is perfect. I would have brought a gun and demanded she lets me eat it right then and there
She has a fricking beard bro. Zoom in on her lips. Literally has a mustache what the actual frick.
>t. homosexual
Zoom in and look for yourself. It's a troony 100%.
Youre an idiot
What's the point? Women are all the same...they never want to talk about how israelites are controlling their minds through Hollywood to turn them into bbc bawds. This is why I'm still a virgin.