Frick, Marry, Kill

Frick, Marry, Kill

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Close but no cigar, kill all.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers will jerk off to shit like this and see no problem with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Katie Rice isn't a boomer. You probably like degenerate shit anyway which is why this is "safe horny" to you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not "safe horny", it's just fricking ugly.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          These drawings are fricking hideous

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These drawings are fricking hideous

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your opinion is worthless if what you have in mind as better is anime.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Katies work isn't, but I can see something uncanny in Johns No Cigar though.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose if you insist, but does it have to be in that order?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill kill kill

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The girl from the He-Hog pilot is hotter than these girls.

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the girl on the right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That girl's design was the only good thing in that trainwreck

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blonde's kisses literally changes your dna, she's gorgeous and charming, literally perfect
    >But she always uses INFER instead of IMPLY

    >Red is sweet and pretty, has a body hotter than a habenjero and lips as ripe as pomegranates, and has a smile brighter than anything else in the known universe
    >But she had Joe Dirt on DVD

    >Last one plays water polo, wears a ribbon, is a world famous billionaire bikini supermodel astrophysicist, pretty enough to make Charlize Theron look like a troll, but her left earlobe is a few milometers larger than her right

    CLOSE
    but no cigar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, all of these girls are close, but we're not playing horseshoes or doing government work here, close isn't going to cut it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      enough to make Charlize Theron look like a troll
      Actually she makes Charlize Theron look like a big fat slobbering pig
      You were close, but no cigar

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick all 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick frick frick

      The only right option, honestly.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    please take kill off the options

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick frick frick

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we doing gov work here?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Then they all shrink and get eaten by a cat.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say kill all three but those designs are so repulsively ugly that I don't think I could stop vomiting long enough to actually kill them without some assistance.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They all look like fish

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think John K went too far!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cutest Spümcø girl... is a sheep

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People would say these designs are ugly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People ARE saying these designs are ugly.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    some anon should compile all the spumco girls into one big chart

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Julie's the least attractive but easy marriage material
    She's fricking loaded

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Katie Rice, Marry Skadi, Kill Diseazoid.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who was Julie again?!

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