Frick you Cinemaphile you fricking buttholes. You always shit on my films. You should all jerk off into michael bay's hairy butthole. I will challenge any anon here into the boxing ring, 1-on-1. Your move, queers
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He fricking owned his critics
what's a good film made by him? want to watch something nice, preferably without some gay wizards in forests
The only “good” film by him was Postal. Boll is genuine garbage
alright, i'll bite and watch it. wish me luck, homosexuals
More critics should be hit in the head
Postal is considered his best movie
Rampage 2008
i liked dungeon siege and bloodrayne you stupid kraut
What's his worst movie?
God, I would totally take this challenge. I’d give him one round, and that’s being charitable.
>t. 6’4” 240lb. Hillbilly
>240lb
And 200 of that is fat
Nah, I spent ten years working at a lumber mill. I like to play guitar, so I was very keen on holding onto all my fingers. That meant tons and tons of physical labor. True, I don’t do it anymore, but it must take a long-ass time for a guy to shed that kind of muscle. I ain’t ripped, but I’ve hung onto that old-school strongman look.
Is “lumber mill” some zoomer slang for “gay gigilo”? I can’t keep up with all the new lingo.
You would get your fat ass smacked across the ring and everyone would laugh at you trying to pull up your boxer shorts over your fat ass
only if Uwe figures out to do a low punch after he lifts his glove up and has his mouth open
13 mins in, and i'm sold on postal. thanks for the recommendation!
Your welcome. Now show penis
shouldn't you be busy makining masterpieces? oh wait, they repealed that loophole law you were using to get your stinkbombs financed
Qrd?
he was exploiting some german law that dictated investors get reimbursed by the government if the movie loses money (which they always did) and that's how he financed every one of his films. not only does he make unwatchable garbage, not one of them turned a profit, all bombs. he's a plain fraud who just wants to be famous for something
MEET ME SOME MOTHA FRICKIN WHERE RIGHT NOW
THE ADDRESS b***h
Go to bed Ving
A junkyard dog of a director.
Lol I keep picturing him in a junkyard with chain leash around his neck and hes barking and foaming from the mouth at people lmao
this guy used to live in the same neighborhood as me. him and his kid and his wife would play soccer in the field behind my house.
Did you ask to suck his dick?
Kicking Lowtax's ass was the greatest thing he ever did.
>lowtax builds his SA brand around being hypercritical of everyone
>lowtax turns down a 21 million dollar for SA
>lowtax shill mangosteen juice
>lowtax divorces his wife
>lowtax kills himself
meanwhile uwe is having fun making movies and beating the shit out of his haters. were we wrong to talk about things we hate all the time? was Elizabeth olsen right?
Frick you