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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only time I could interact with oficial Pokemon media without getting instantly bored

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool

      nice

      You people are the reason Sonic can somehow magically teleport to planet earth to save money.

      what

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You people are the reason Sonic can somehow magically teleport to planet earth to save money.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the what

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autism is so weird. How do you even say something like this? It makes no sense to anybody but you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything Sonic does is magic, he's a talking hedgehog.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chili dogs for everyone.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me of the Baskin Roberts effect
    i mean the mandela effect

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean, it's the Baskin Roberts effect

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean, it's the Baskin Roberts effect

      [...]
      yeah

      [...]
      For me it's the cornucopia missing from Fruit of the Loom. This bothers me so much that I'm considering the possibility that we might actually be in the Matrix.

      kek, it's kino!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the Mengele effect

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shark Tale director/writer

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaden was just awkward.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is a Pokemon movie about a 25 year old guy and his estranged dad? Shouldn't it be about kids making creatures fight?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's what a good chunk of those kids who made creatures fight grew up to be.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was leaps and bounds over sonic. the real pokemon looked amazing I don't know what the frick people's problem was with it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you love shit and your taste is shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought so too. I think Pokemon fans are just too autistic to handle any change.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought so too. I think Pokemon fans are just too autistic to handle any change.

      yeah

      This reminds me of the Baskin Roberts effect
      i mean the mandela effect

      For me it's the cornucopia missing from Fruit of the Loom. This bothers me so much that I'm considering the possibility that we might actually be in the Matrix.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the leads were absolute ass. reynolds pikachu was fine but that ugly mutt is an atrocious actor, I don't get how he managed to land so many roles in major productions. I guarantee had they gone for someone who could act instead of him and that chick, the movie would have been perceived a lot better. that said it absolutely delivers in pokemon rendition and action, which is the only reason why you should watch something like this anyway

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The girl does a good job of playing a deceptively smart ditz. Ken Watanabe was based though and he should have been the lead. Maybe he develops a platonic relationship with the girl and it's like a father daughter thing. They can kill off the dumbass guy in the first 15 minutes. Would've been a better movie.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't have enough Pokemon. Too much absent white father drama while Ash didn't give a frick about his dad and just went on adventures.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie should have had more Kathryn Newton. In an homage to Howard the Duck, they should have had a scene where she is in her panties while Pikachu tries to seduce her. Also a scene where Lickitung playfully spanks her while Psyduck cries.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The movie should have had more Kathryn Newton
        based opinion, she was cute in this film

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        More Kathryn Newton, yes. More pant shitting, no.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like Amber's younger, hotter sister.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          look at that fricking psyduck. it's perfect. it's the perfect balance between being real and being on model.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick no. None of them looked any good except Pikachu.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ryan Reynolds Pikachu felt surprisingly right.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The CG in this was better than newer capeshit and big budget movies. How did things drop off so fast?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was perfect. She acted so much like Japanese actors do, like watching a live anime (aside from CGI mon).

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perfect

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was directed by the same person as Dungeons and Dragons and you can't convince me otherwise

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic twist after moronic twist

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the art style. They hired the dude who made pic related.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo hired that man

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would've been good without the out of place mutt. Definitely looked grotesque next to the ethereal Kathryn Newton.
    As it it is merely passable

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So did I.

      Frick off /misc/tard there's a reason no one cares what you think about anything.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wipe your tears kiddo

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          suck my snorlax flat earth homosexual.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can feel it in my jellies.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That abdominal bawd.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forme its actually hanging black people via nooses and oak trees

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the notMisty girl was hot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the pics of her in the pink outfit by the pool.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The black kid and plot bring the movie down tremendously.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's mainly forgettable, not horrible but not great. The girl and the police chief were pretty good and Ryan Reynolds was decent with the voice. In a way, it's good that it wasn't super successful and only made a modest profit. This prevented them from milking the concept and making horrible cash grab sequels like Sonic and Garfield did.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >horrible cash grab sequels like Sonic
        Sonic had 1 sequel so far and it's far better than the first one

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You mean James Marsden?

    He's been an established star for decades, and he's always been as expressive as a board with a nail in it.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >voiced by Reddit Reynolds
    There was endless comedic potential for Pikachu trying his best to convey a message but they had to make him talk.

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