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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt it

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Did you even watch it?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not if he's one of the 139.8 million Disney Plus subscibers who had a new Star Wars show advertised front and center on their app and decided "Nah".

        Their numbers, not mine. But hey, 3 percent watch rate is great for a 200 million dollar show. If every single solitary one of them signed up that month just to watch that show and that show alone, they're 1/4th the way to profitability! Their numbers, not mine.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about money it's about changing/subverting a culture/fanabse to what a minority of clinnically insane people in power want.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Here's your answer.

        >Guy openly admits to helping someone poison and murder a jedi master unprompted to a silent person who just looks like his ally, in a world where shapeshifters exist, and they seriously, no joke, say they'll "Let him off with a warning" if he squeals on the person he gave the poison to in order to murder a jedi
        >This is not a trick, they're not lying to him
        >THEY FRICKING LET HIM GO

        You knew it was going to be bad. It's modern day star wars, of course it's going to be bad. It can't avoid being bad. There is no writer there to make it not bad, none of them are capable of it. They don't have the talent or skill to make a not bad show, they just checked a box and were a prebuilt nepo baby with connections. You expect it to be bad.

        It's the one time they never leave you disappointed.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Episode 1 is literally
          >Some super assassin, as far as we know, busted in and murdered a highly capable and strong jedi master without getting so much as a scratch on them
          >Which is why we're now sending a Jedi Knight and a padawan to go find this jedi master killer!

          Sure, we the audience know she's pretty shit at fighting, but you've gotta appreciate just how committed they are to seemingly sending people just to die. Not even sending a master, a crappy ass knight.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            they arrest her and then don't escort her to Coruscant, they throw her in a regular old prisoner transport with no human guards, despite their thinking she took down a jedi master

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              TWO Jedi masters by this point, even. And it's not like they're short staffed, there's way too many of the frickers. They don't even put the fat guy in there.

              It's like they wrote themselves into a corner doing the most basic ass villain gets caught plotline, it's astounding how much they frick up something people have been getting right for over 100 years.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                she was on the prison ship after the first murder, not the second.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, you got me, even as shill i'll admit that made no fricking sense at all. However, the show is still better than boba fett, kenobi, and s3 of mando. And it's probably better than Ahsoka despite not watching that trash. Ultimately I just like the show on a conceptual level, like finally we get to follow the Jedi Oder as an organization again and see them going on missions & dealing with conflict.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Since the PT, the Jedi Order has been painted as clueless fricktards, but it's always a bummer when they underscore it.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            At least Episode 2 didn't end with them catching the girl who tried to kill Padme and saying 'Tell us who sent you and you can be on your way!'

            That's how dumb this shit is. It looks at the Prequels and says "I can do better than that!". Not worse, that would imply some self awareness, this is regular old trying their best and failing like any old dumbass.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            It's like no one understood the whole point of the prequels was showing the Republic and Jedi at their deaths, not how they were when young and healthy. EU decided that somehow the Republic had been "falling" for like 50'000 years.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          he didn't directly murder someone, so what's the problem?

          if i give you rat poison and you use it to kill someone, am i responsible?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            didn't even kill the guy, he took the poison willingly, so it's not even abetting murder

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        15 mins of the first episode

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't, i'm not going to, and I still hate it. Nothing you post is ever going to change this.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        did anyone? without receiving a check from Disney first i mean

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Force as it was always meant to be portrayed, by 12 browns.

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. The writer should never work again.

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    None of us want to see your lesbian wielding a laser penis diatribe Leslie, pls do frick off.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bdsm laser whips are all the rage in dyke circles.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    BTW, the force is the Mother. The force is female.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Retconned stupid shit doesn’t matter. No matter how hard Filoni sucks on George’s withered pecker

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >good
    >laser sword shit past 1990
    Pick one

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Too early to say if it’s good, but it’s the least bad Star Wars show after Andor and Mando seasons 1 and 2.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day shill

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Name a worse character. I dare you.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      What Sega CD game is this image from?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's my wife you BIGOT

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >skidmarks on head
      Who ran her over?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for Mirialans if this is indicative of how they look in 3D.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        3DPD, many such cases.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I love how lazy this facepaint is. You can see the pink around his eyes and of course inside his mouth.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        "his"

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Oh

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >lets just slap some green paint on her and now shes an alien

      why are disney aliens so so uninspired and shite?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        that's a george era alien

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Damn my homie Mace Windu aint lookin too good

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >main character in a 200 million dollar production
      >characters you see for less than 5 seconds in a 115 million dollar production 25 years ago

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        the story doesn't follow vernestra, it follows the black girl and asian man

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          she's listed as main character

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Those shit be buzzin frfr twins from the last season of The troony Wars cartoon

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3799/5265fe787ee94677e03d31e65430a77b.jpeg

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's utterly meh and your culture war brain will never understand it

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching.
    Never will.

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    When they marketed it by gaslighting the frick out of Star Wars fans as racist because we apparently just hate black actresses, I assumed it was going to be a dog turd. So far it's not terrible; not the best piece of Star Wars media we've seen the mouse produce (good luck passing Rogue One or the Mandalorian), but it's still at least better than the Sequel Trilogy, BoBF, or Kenobi was.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >company says it hates him
      >still consooms its slop
      I haven't watched anything since TLJ.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        .

        We'll see if it maintains but so far its better than Kenobi, Mando, Boba Fett, and Ahsoka

        I'd put it equal to Ahsoka and maybe Tales of the Jedi/Empire. Falls exactly in the "didn't hate but won't rewatch" tier.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          reddit

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          rope now

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >it's still at least better than the Sequel Trilogy, BoBF, or Kenobi was
      how can i possibly contain all of this excitement

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    So who's the cool heroic white male character I can root for and identify with? They did remember to include one of those, right?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      go watch the first 6 movies and Clone Wars, chud, that's not enough for you?
      NO.
      MORE.
      WHITE.
      MALE.
      HEROES.
      EVER.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    We'll see if it maintains but so far its better than Kenobi, Mando, Boba Fett, and Ahsoka

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Disney should stop hiring moronic pajeets as their shills

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    two 30 minute episodes
    zero kino shots
    zero kino music
    martial arts slop
    looks like a fan film

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >balding
      >fake beard
      >an heroes
      These lesbians who made this show REALLY hate men

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like a fan film
      that would be an improvement, i don't like star wars but sc38 reimagined and shards of the past were neat

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >sharts of the ass

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Disney cant make kino anymore. compared to other Disney shows, aside from Andor, Acolyte is pretty good.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        stfu shill

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw you've seen his dick
      Oh, Dean, is that why you drank the poison?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't he 17 in that?

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I will not be watching

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What's good about it?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Carrie Anne Moss is still hot but in a gilf way now. But that only lasted like 5 minutes.

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's not terrible so far (maybe because they don't have any legacy characters to trod out, mishandle and then assassinate)

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off shill

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Take your meds

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Pretending to be a chud makes you even worse than and actual child, shill.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not pretending anything you mental case

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              How much do they pay you?

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    If Rogue One is still the standard for best from Disney Star Wars, the bar is on the floor

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't even lame and bad. It's about to get egregiously political and alienate the entire audience. And no one is even actually watching it, we all know lesbian force babies are going to be born and moronic shit will keep happening.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Andor is the new standard. Kathleen hates it though so Season 2 is in development hell.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >so Season 2 is in development hell.
        Good. I don't even want to think about what she'd do to it.

        It didn't end on a cliffhanger, Rogue One shows the ending. Be content with it before she realizes a white male was heroic and inspiring in the prison scene.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          The show has a strong, independent female leader in Milf Mothma, let's hope she's content with that at least.

          >People are complaining about the idea of Star Wars having astronaut suits on Twitter right now

          Seriously?

          Like the astronaut suit that Bossk wore in ESB, taken straight from Dr. Who?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off shill

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Season 2 is in development hell
        it's set to premiere in 2025

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >show up at jedi temple
    >Jedi leading group to silent guy
    >SFC splits off from group
    >she gets to where they're going first
    >group arrives a minute later just to find her with the corpse looking guilty
    Why the frick was the lead Jedi taking the group the long way if one of them was able to just take another path and beat them there, just so they could "catch" her in an awkward this-isn't-what-it-looks-like situation?
    Fricking thing sucks.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just part of why the writing is shit. It’s literally a trash tier young adult style of writing.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        ngl the YA high republic books are way better than this show
        pls no bully

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Do they cover the events that are happening around the sisters at all? Like why she left the Jedi order? Or are they sort of new characters?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            the show is unrelated to the comics or books, they all take place around different periods of the high republic era, from roughly 600 years before the prequels to 100 years before
            it's a very disjointed project, there's like ten storylines going on that all have no real direction or overlap and ultimately do little to move things forward.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Christ what a shit show…

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't rushing they had no reason to think he was in danger so they just went the normal way. When you enter a building there are faster ways to get to places but you aren't allowed down them.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        they are jedi in a jedi temple, they are allowed anywhere inside of it

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No, it isn't, have a nice day

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >People are complaining about the idea of Star Wars having astronaut suits on Twitter right now

    Seriously?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      why would they? It's not star trek, they'd have some other way to breathe in space

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      No one is complaining about space suits, shill

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Literally who

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          he's right

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          star wars has always been moronic about space stuff because it's not sci-fi

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          They could have done an electrical arc and nobody would have pointed out that requires ionized gas, and still look just as cool. Or hell skip the fire entirely since it wasn't even done all that well anyway.

          At least Episode 2 didn't end with them catching the girl who tried to kill Padme and saying 'Tell us who sent you and you can be on your way!'

          That's how dumb this shit is. It looks at the Prequels and says "I can do better than that!". Not worse, that would imply some self awareness, this is regular old trying their best and failing like any old dumbass.

          True, we are setting a new standard for Jedi moronation, but it's not really out of character for Old Republic Jedi.

          Name a worse character. I dare you.

          Literally everyone in Obi Wan.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >but it's not really out of character for Old Republic Jedi.
            It's massively out of character for any Old Republic Jedi before 2010. This is a level of stupidity unseen.

            If this is the norm in those shitty books, it's not exactly shocking they're ending up in landfills because Ollies turned them down. Actually happened. Before these idiots grabbed the wheel at the very bare minimum they reacted to assisted murder with a barebones basic "You're under arrest" no matter what information they were trying to get.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              You're looking through nostalgia goggles, hell even the old KotOR games suggested that the Jedi Council wanted to spend more time playing social masturbation than answering the call to war when the Republic was getting stomped. The Jedi Council and their more orthodox Jedi have, since at least 1999, been displayed as clueless Mary Sues. The only real exception was a few out-of-character moments in Episode 3, which were blatantly stated as being out-of-character.
              You'd be right in saying this sets a new standard of how useless the good guys are in this universe, but it's a new standard on the old rules.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You're gonna have to give some examples here on this level because genuinely I cannot think of a single event as bad as the one two punch of letting a guy who made poison explicitly for killing a jedi master, something he confessed to unprompted, go 'With a warning'. What's the basis you're using to compare them? It's brand new because at the very least every Jedi who witnessed a crime made sure they were taken care of, and every time someone killed a jedi, especially a master, it had a huge response. It's so stupid it breaks the unspoken rule the Jedi had about looking out for their own, because it never needed to be stated. It was just expected if you came across someone who helped kill a Jedi Master, at the barest of minimums they arrested them. This breaks through that into a new pit of stupid.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you watching this shit?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You mean why am I watching people make fun of it?

                Because it's funny, when someone does something stupid it makes it easy for people to shit on them. It's like when an idiot spouts off something stupid and everyone just rips into him. Sure, nobody needed to listen to them, but they're so stupid and so pathetic it's fun to just lean back and take in the stupidity.

                I ain't paying for it, I'm not adding to the piracy watch count, so I can feel good about mocking how stupid it is, and how stupid anyone who calls it good is.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Always have existed

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      just use the force bro

  23. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars doesn't have space suits
      Is this true?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        not ones that look like they were made by nasa

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Give Black folks the role of aliens
          >See? diversity works
          Based George

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        They've had quite a few in the cartoons.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        No. Space suits are pretty simplistic in Star Wars though,

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        No. KOTOR had them, Clone Wars cartoons had them, you could see people in space suits walking in the background in the movies.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        TIE fighter pilots had some convoluted suit, at least. They quickly retconned and explained the TIE don't have life support so you have to use a suit inside.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why not post the video instead of images of people b***hing about the video? I'm not seeing video.

  25. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, people actually fall for this bait?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to complain about it. No one makes any money from it and it satisfies my frustration.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's just fun to shit on a bad show. It's not entertaining, and nobody's watching it, so why not just mock it?

      Star Wars is now on the same level of a shit movie like Imaginary.

  26. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    the same morons that cried about the space bombers from WW2 in TLJ are the same people that are crying about muh fire in space in a fantasy universe. Star Wars is SPACE FANTASY

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >iT's A sPaCe FaNtAsY!
      AKA "It's alright that nothing makes sense! Just look at pretty colors and be distracted by melodrama that makes no sense!"

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        the fire is the least of the problems, it could be part of the fuel that causes it to burn in space or any number of things that don't matter. ITS BESIDES THE POINT when you have such a shitty show for so many other good reasons

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Fire needs oxygen to burn moron or else it would just be a gas leak
          It’s simply the people that are still watching star goys are low iq and don’t think like you apparently Mr nochemistry
          Lmao

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            the fuel is oxygenated, YA b***h

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Guess what happens to oxygen in a liquid when exposed to a vacuum.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Its a fantasy movie for children anon

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Even children know space is a vacuum these days.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                youve really got me up against the wall here ive tried all the usual moves to get you... theres one more I can try

                >You are a racist sexist

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >You are a racist sexist
                You're not gonna get out of this by flattering me, anon

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >It's for kids so why put in effort.
                Frick off.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >It’s made for children
                Then why aren’t they watching it

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                40 year old man children are watching it

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                How could they still after all the horror we have witnessed

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                they're the kind of people you see on social media saying "i don't care i just want more star wars"
                they are the eternal consoomer

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the space bombers from WW2 in TLJ
      I rewatched TLJ recently and laughed at loud at how stupid that scene and the lobbing space lasers was. You can handle space physics incompetently only when the general audience are complete morons on space physics. They're not anymore.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        TLJ sucked but the WW2 inspired bombers were kino and were true Star Wars ala the original trilogy

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >B-52 with extended mag attachment
          >kino and true to the original trilogy
          have a nice day

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            the OT was ww2 in space, you stupid b***h

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              it was space vietnam you fricking spergoloid
              the only ww2 elements were the footage george lifted wholesale from the dam busters and the weapons being kitbashed

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                you dont know anything about star wars

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                i know more than you can possibly imagine, moron. an idiot's take is that it's ww2 in space because they hear the word stormtrooper or learn that triumph of the will was used as reference material. real history chads know it had far more to do with the cold war.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            B-52s didn't even exist during ww2, homosexual.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >the WW2 inspired bombers were kino
          The idea of bringing back naval WW2 in space was a good one
          The execution of "lol bombs fall in space" without any supplemental explanation was hilariously bad.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >The execution of "lol bombs fall in space" without any supplemental explanation was hilariously bad.
            they were very close to a planet, that's why they fell, because of the planets pull

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off shill

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous
            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              You're doing the writer's job for for him for free, don't. If that was the plan it needed a supplemental line of dialogue to acknowledge it.
              Never mind lobbing lasers.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                you didn't need any buildup to believe that Leia could fly through space using the force after being blown up, why would you need the bomb thing explained?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, by the time we got to Leia's wild ride, I'd already written off the script. Leia's wild ride is wholly unsalvageable, WW2 aesthetic isn't. Dont be a mousehomosexual.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                He didn’t write the script and was hired to be a stooge

  27. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No. Frick you, it's not.

  28. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >"let's jump on the hate watch bandwagon"
    >turns out people don't like watching things that they hate
    >lose money
    Disney is so smart.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It was the only play they had left

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        You know what would be a crazy play? Making Star Wars content people actually enjoy.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          To late now and it just goes to show how the first three were a fluke

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          The content that would be enjoyable is the same content all their writers are incapable of producing without completely fricking up the tone, narrative and consistency with prior material.

  29. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    They finally got their "not a single white" male show

  30. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How many Disney Star Wars queens have shown breasts or ass at this point? Even Rey's first onscreen gig was being naked

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Rey's first onscreen gig was being naked
      title?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Just type 'daisy ridley nude' into a search engine, you moron.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          the joke's on you, I already did just that

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Can you just post it here?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        It was some BBC detective show where she played a naked dead body. You can see Daisy's little boobs with a quick Google search if you really want. She was even bad at playing a dead body.

  31. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What is good about it?

  32. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >murder mystery
    >we know who did it within the first 5 minutes of an 8 to 10 hour production

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah Columbo was shit too huh

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        You have never seen an episode of Columbo before have you?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          no y

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Because than that person would know Columbo was never about “whodunnit”. But watching the pressure mount and these characters breaking down why and how they did things while showing how astute and attention to detail Columbo paid while the criminals thought he was an idiot.

  33. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  34. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    this might be the worst character design in sci-fi history

  35. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >the Force is a tremendous financial loss

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      i'd frick kathleen's daughters no questions asked. hell i'd even get them pregnant and flee the town and perpetuate the cycle of angsty women in hollywood executive positions.

      ngl the YA high republic books are way better than this show
      pls no bully

      >shit is better than shit

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      After years of studying feminism, it became obvious that juvenile narcissism was the core. Mary Daly was just a big dumb kid with daddy issues who never grew up, but was university educated to the hilt.

  36. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Bix Nood

  37. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about fire in space or even Luke Skywalker dying when the Force is going to be literally female and conceive children for a lesbian couple in the next episode?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the midichlorians are trans

      you know its coming

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares?

  38. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It will gross 2 billion in the US, it's that good.

  39. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They only started wearing things over their boobs 10 years ago.

  40. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt that

  41. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh lawdy when the shills be gettin desperate

  42. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I heard they shamelessly copied the plot of Innocents, Immortals, and Amoral Gods by Harry Dehrian.
    Twin girls: check
    Targetted murders: check.
    Other than that they look different.
    Because I seriously doubt they will be able to capture the complexity of Innocents, Immortals, and Amoral Gods.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      still trying this move, harry?
      the show was written 3 years ago and filmed 2 years ago, your book only came out earlier this year

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        from what I heard the book's first draft was completed by 2017, maybe earlier. And the book is rich and much superior than what I have seen in the first 2 episodes of Acolyte.
        Let's wait and watch, whether the ending is similar too.

        The dearth of talent is scary. I mean it won't be the first time they have copied from someone else.

        What I know is this, always, the superior product wins?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          only the author would know that, harry. i know you have a reddit account that you shilled your book on.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            It is a much superior book. Read it. You will realise the same.
            The Acolyte PR team is the one who is shilling on Cinemaphile and calling people names. Oh the state.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not buying your book, harry. you didn't write that book ten years ago just to publish it six months ago, homosexual.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                The author began writing it in 2012. and finished the first draft by 2017, maybe earlier, then he began the next draft and by 2020. he was finished. Then, surprisingly pandemic hits. Book gets released in 2023, Acolyte starts promoting in 2024 with an eerily similar plot to the much superior book.

                Amazon starts throttling the book and Acolyte PR team starts shilling the inferior product Acolyte on Cinemaphile.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                no need to refer to yourself in the third person, harold. get off this site nobody is buying your shit book and nobody is buying that blockhead stole it.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Acolyte's plot is similar, but not that similar to say that Acolyte stole from the book.
                The plot of Acolyte is more similar to Hindustan ki Kasam (1999) to be frank.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                The Emergent Designs book series is much superior anyway.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I know how The Acolyte ends, how does the book? Because I can tell you clear as day no one knows how The Acolyte ends. No one.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Will have to wait and see. 16th July is when, the finale airs. I am certain, the ending will be different. If not, then, it begets suspicion.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I know how the Acolyte ends. So tell me how the book ends and I’ll tell you if events are close.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I want to know how acolyte ends without watching can you spoil?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I will just wait till 16th July.

                >On another note: Jean de Carrouges==Henry V

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Really weird you won’t just tell me how the book ends. I won’t even give specifics I’ll just say “yeah that’s pretty close” or “nope, far off.”

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why spoil it for anyone.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Harry must be a time traveller to begin writing it in 2012, innit?

  43. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars is le bad now

    Wow, got any other hot takes?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This show is twice as woke and is actually entertaining to watch over Disney wars. Give it a shot if bumbling incompetent white guy side kick and white villains with girl power don’t trigger you.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why would anyone watch that at all though? How worthless is your time? If I were that pathetic I'd just off myself already.

  44. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, ywnbaw

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking bait and you fell for it, stupid chud.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
  45. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have light saber fatigue.

  46. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The first two episodes are already great and I suspect things will get even better after the next few episodes, zoomers today just have no patience. Most people who have watched the show come away impressed, even Cinemaphile users (the ones who ACTUALLY watched)

    Unfortunately there are just as many, if not more, of outrage obsessed tourists here that repeat whatever the e-celebs they worship are saying. Seriously you can look at 90% of the bullshit that people post here about SW and trace it directly back to people like Gary Nerdrotic, Shadiversity and Mauler.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      seen variations of this script already a thousand times.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        what are you even talking about, schizo

  47. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yourself with a broken bottle.

  48. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's the worst casting anyone has ever seen for anything. No one is ever going to watch that. HAHAHHAHAHAHA

  49. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick You, it's Good!
    statistically improbable, anyway i won't be watching, have fun eating slop

  50. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like that her hair looks like cheetos made of doodoo.

  51. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The show is shit, but these "criticisms" are either coming from people who have never seen Star Wars, or from people who are acting disingenuous on purpose. Both fire in space and space suits are things that had been in Star Wars long before this shit show.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      there is a tie fighter spinning on fire in the battle of endor too

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Things blown apart by superheated plasma burns for a few frames so we can definitely cook up some s'mores on the hull of my ship.

  52. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    the asian guy helping mae is the sith

  53. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    glad you're enjoying your Black folk anon, catch you on the flip side

  54. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the qt black chick thats the lead in this has a very nice set of big black breasts and a full frontal nude pic of them

  55. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I already got burned by Fallout, frick you.

  56. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Remeber when empire strikes back came out and people where telling you frick off because its good, actually?

  57. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    star wars is a dead ip and no one would ever talk about it if mouseBlack folk didn’t insist on trying to shill it on a malaysian underwater basket weaving forum

  58. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not really, no. Next episode will prove it beyond a doubt.

  59. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nope,it is shit.

  60. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Evil twin plot. How original. Now if only they were smart enough to keep that revelation a secret until the end instead of just revealing it in the first episode. They could've also gone with split personality if they were desperate.

  61. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yawn. Call me back when Amalda and Dafeen make out?

  62. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  63. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single Anglo-Saxon. Anglo-Saxons, your time is up.

  64. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's like they made a marvel wakanda kung fu show and slapped star wars over it.

  65. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good for you, anon. I recently read the Revenge of the Sith novel and wish we could back to EU instead of getting more Disney dreck!

  66. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt it, but even if it was I have no intention of touching Star Wars ever again

  67. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck man, no one here has seen is and repeat what their fav eceleb has said on youtube. You really thing people on /misc/tv/ watch tv shows? Come on man, they live to shit on stuff they dont watch or care about

  68. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it's so gay haha 🙂
    Calling dumb shit gay is still an insult

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