Working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor, he slowly adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed him to successfully produce a single extruded excrement measuring the exact length of his colon: 26 feet.
The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The week long endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.
>He married a israeli woman with deep Hollywood connections and this inspired him to retire from acting and focus entirely on being a screen writer and film director with the funding and shilling his wife's family will give him
He is already shit though. Waste of space and oxygen. He should be dragged from his mansion and executed for his race baiting. I mean that too. Peele should be violently strung up on a cross and the cross burned.
Okay Jordan. Your movies suck wiener. You ruined the one thing you almost did right which was what, two episodes of Lovecraft Country?. Yeah Imma just write a series about eldritch horror but surprise the whites were the eldritch horrors all along!
If you can't comprehend a few sentences then that would explain your lack of directing and writing skills. Fricking homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
easy, I never did either or those things to begin with.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You really can't grasp the whole concept of "you must be him to be defending it." I pity your Black person monkey brain. At least Peele has money and probably isn't a compete newbie.
2 years ago
Anonymous
why you randomly decided I was Peele is beyond me, I'm just hear to call you a moody b***h because you make up fake arguments with yourself to pass the time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It was a joke you fricking newbie. Jesus Christ.
2 years ago
Anonymous
whats the joke
2 years ago
Anonymous
That you are Peele and defending yourself on an anonymous vietnamese basket weaving forum.
2 years ago
Anonymous
this seems like a shitty bit, no thanks.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are you sure? We are looking for a 40~ man with the skin color of poop. You see. To fit the role.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Man you are fricking malding
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're underage
2 years ago
Anonymous
why you randomly decided I was Peele is beyond me, I'm just hear to call you a moody b***h because you make up fake arguments with yourself to pass the time.
Pretending to be obtuse to the point of moronation isn’t the clever own you think it is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy frick are you moronic? Leave this site now you Black person newbie
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/02/jordan-peele-quit-acting-because-of-the-emoji-movie
Holy kek I thought some Cinemaphile autist was editing a wiki article or some shit.
Definitely not just a me thing. There's definitely a concerted effort to make him look cool and all it does is make him look like an angry little Black person kid.
So you are saying that because you watch a lot of porn, you are an expert at getting fricked by black guys and its totally not just a you thing that reflects your crippling porn addiction?
>getting this fricking angry
you're getting way, way too riled up that I think some Black person's facial expression is dumb as hell. He does look like he's about to frick. Sorry that bothers you m8. You're on Cinemaphile and autistics are absolutely welcome here!
The whole trans controversy was completely idiotic but Dave Chapelle is not funny at all. I had a roommate that loved that piece of shit show The Chapelle Show. We had a falling out after he was replaying it so much and I asked, could you please ghetto shit off? I realize cultural backlash, but at the same time, it shouldn't go so far as to start calling Dave a comedian.
>getting this fricking angry
you're getting way, way too riled up that I think some Black person's facial expression is dumb as hell. He does look like he's about to frick. Sorry that bothers you m8. You're on Cinemaphile and autistics are absolutely welcome here!
Dave Chapelle is the black version of Jeff Foxworthy or Kathy Griffin. None of the above have ever been funny.
I am not the one you were talking to that entire time, I just saw your pathetic porn brain post on the front page and decided to mock you for your addiction, I didn't pay enough attention to the context to get angry, I just think your addiction and all the behaviors it manifests is laughable.
Okay, so I looked up the actual quote and this thread went off the rails with the racism.
>“I was offered the role of Poop — this is true,” Peele said according to Entertainment Weekly. “I would not make this up. I was offered the role of Poop; I was like, ‘That’s fu**ed up.’ I told my manager, ‘That’s fu**ed up, let me sleep on it.’ I came back the next day, I said, ‘Well, what are they offering?’ And they said, ‘Oh, well they’ve already given it to Sir Patrick Stewart.’ I was like, ‘F**k this.’ That’s a true story.”
It was clearly meant to be comedic. JORDAN PEELE WAS A COMEDY WRITER. Fricking relax.
Trust the experts, chud.
>keep black roles black!
>race bend other roles to black!
>nooooo how dare you offer me that role?!?!?!
kek, not gonna lie, that would go a long way to explaining his butthurt
The realisation that despite your success, you literally look like shit
Pelee: Leave cinema to me
What a pretentious homosexual, also not even truth. He still makes those shitty comedy skatches with the other half white guy.
Meanwhile Key was ecstatic to learn the role was up for grabs and trained for months trying to get it
You deserve a (you)
>trained for months
how?
Working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor, he slowly adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed him to successfully produce a single extruded excrement measuring the exact length of his colon: 26 feet.
kek
The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The week long endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.
>He married a israeli woman with deep Hollywood connections and this inspired him to retire from acting and focus entirely on being a screen writer and film director with the funding and shilling his wife's family will give him
All to make Wypipo Bad: the cinematic universe
israeli woman who also most likely licked Jim Norton's butthole
wasn't he in toy story 4?
He is already shit though. Waste of space and oxygen. He should be dragged from his mansion and executed for his race baiting. I mean that too. Peele should be violently strung up on a cross and the cross burned.
don't be a pussy.
I'm not going to California. which I assume is where he resides.
no, I mean quit pretending that your feelings are hurt, you're being a b***h.
Okay Jordan. Your movies suck wiener. You ruined the one thing you almost did right which was what, two episodes of Lovecraft Country?. Yeah Imma just write a series about eldritch horror but surprise the whites were the eldritch horrors all along!
huh?
If you can't comprehend a few sentences then that would explain your lack of directing and writing skills. Fricking homosexual.
easy, I never did either or those things to begin with.
You really can't grasp the whole concept of "you must be him to be defending it." I pity your Black person monkey brain. At least Peele has money and probably isn't a compete newbie.
why you randomly decided I was Peele is beyond me, I'm just hear to call you a moody b***h because you make up fake arguments with yourself to pass the time.
It was a joke you fricking newbie. Jesus Christ.
whats the joke
That you are Peele and defending yourself on an anonymous vietnamese basket weaving forum.
this seems like a shitty bit, no thanks.
Are you sure? We are looking for a 40~ man with the skin color of poop. You see. To fit the role.
Man you are fricking malding
You're underage
Pretending to be obtuse to the point of moronation isn’t the clever own you think it is.
Holy frick are you moronic? Leave this site now you Black person newbie
Lurk moar, you dribbling newbie spastic.
>hey hey now let's lay off Jordan Peele, guys
Lmao ok pussy
what if a cloud was racist
This was when the emoji movie was set to be live action.
i wonder what made the producers think of him when casting the role?
that Emoji movie was fricking terrible, lmao
So was everything he created. He clearly has no standards.
>leaves acting
>makes a ayylmao are racist movie
The absolute state.
Test
Patrick Stewart ended up getting the part of Poop. It is his second most humiliating performance after Star Trek: Picard.
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/02/jordan-peele-quit-acting-because-of-the-emoji-movie
Holy kek I thought some Cinemaphile autist was editing a wiki article or some shit.
Why do they always take pictures of him from that fricking pretentious angle? He's looking down on you like he's ready to frick. I hate it.
It is the Kubrick state, he is just stealing style from other directors.
He has a twisted mind the world is barely ready for.
>He's looking down on you like he's ready to frick
I think that's just a you thing anon
Definitely not just a me thing. There's definitely a concerted effort to make him look cool and all it does is make him look like an angry little Black person kid.
If you look at that image and your first thought is that it looks like he's ready to frick that's 100 percent a you thing
hes doing the "i hate whitey" staredown they always do to intimidate the scared white guy in the room
it's alright I can retaliate with the weird white guy smirk
>hates whites has white kid
he makes no sense
I don't think he actually hates whites, he just makes it the narrative of his movies cause he knows it sells well
>Anti White vitriol sells well.
According to who? Your headcanon?
Look at how profitable his first two films were.
>gets offended by being offered the Poop role
>founds Monkeypaw Productions
what did he mean by this?
>Grown men with gray beard hair wearing caps
Mutts always do this. It's so cringe.
kek i sure will tell start telling people it's true any time they bring him up
wait
so who did end up playing the poop?
patrick stewart
So you are saying that because you watch a lot of porn, you are an expert at getting fricked by black guys and its totally not just a you thing that reflects your crippling porn addiction?
>getting this fricking angry
you're getting way, way too riled up that I think some Black person's facial expression is dumb as hell. He does look like he's about to frick. Sorry that bothers you m8. You're on Cinemaphile and autistics are absolutely welcome here!
The whole trans controversy was completely idiotic but Dave Chapelle is not funny at all. I had a roommate that loved that piece of shit show The Chapelle Show. We had a falling out after he was replaying it so much and I asked, could you please ghetto shit off? I realize cultural backlash, but at the same time, it shouldn't go so far as to start calling Dave a comedian.
Dave Chapelle is the black version of Jeff Foxworthy or Kathy Griffin. None of the above have ever been funny.
I am not the one you were talking to that entire time, I just saw your pathetic porn brain post on the front page and decided to mock you for your addiction, I didn't pay enough attention to the context to get angry, I just think your addiction and all the behaviors it manifests is laughable.
Is there truly nothing that Sony hasn't ruined?
Should have taken it
Should have taken the role as shit
Okay, so I looked up the actual quote and this thread went off the rails with the racism.
>“I was offered the role of Poop — this is true,” Peele said according to Entertainment Weekly. “I would not make this up. I was offered the role of Poop; I was like, ‘That’s fu**ed up.’ I told my manager, ‘That’s fu**ed up, let me sleep on it.’ I came back the next day, I said, ‘Well, what are they offering?’ And they said, ‘Oh, well they’ve already given it to Sir Patrick Stewart.’ I was like, ‘F**k this.’ That’s a true story.”
It was clearly meant to be comedic. JORDAN PEELE WAS A COMEDY WRITER. Fricking relax.
His movies actually make sense if you look at them as comedic satire of black propaganda.
To be fair, it's hard to read someone offering you the role of a literal turd as anything other than an insult.
WYPIPO DOOO BE LIKE THAT