same. I remember not wanting to watch it until a coworker who I watched a lot of movies with kept pestering me to watch it with him. >starts off with max being constantly bound and doing essentially nothing >one introduction of the director's fetishes and a chase scene later, you see a couple of b***hes using scarce water in the desert to shower themselves >no, not drinking it, FRICKING SHOWERING with THEIR FRICKING LIMITED SUPPLY OF WATER THAT'S CONSTANTLY EVAPORATING IN THE HEAT >max still does essentially nothing >more chase scenes >meet a couple of grandmas on bikes who survived for decades in the desert WITH NO FRICKING WATER OR GAS AROUND >ask the coworker if he was absolutely serious about this abomination of a movie >"b-b-but the KINO scenes"
I hate normies and their ability to doublethink so fricking much.
Whatever you say, troony. Just leave the thread now. We get it, you're on HRT and get emotional very easily. Like I told you we don't want to see your gaping butthole or your 'girldick'. Move along.
At first I thought people were joking by calling fatties “thicc” and it was funny but every day I’m realizing they were serious and I feel disgusted. Footgays are less revolting than chubby chasers.
I haven’t had any meat in a year. I’m 30 and I look and feel 18. I have crazy energy to the point where I can sleep 4hrs a night for a week and feel normal during the day
Enjoy your mucus buildup and early death tho lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
sure, mr delusional, whatever you say
why not just go right for the bugs?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not to mention I still have serious gains cause most vegans who are sickly don’t get the protein they need. Myself I get the necessary protein amount and more. Plus I’m benching 280 you weak little meat Black person. You mad?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You would have better gains if you ate a human diet. I bench 300, but that's three 100lb humans: my breakfast b***h, lunch b***h, and dinner b***h.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ok I’ll be at 300 by mid June that’s nothing. Eating a shitload of chickpeas and seeds is better cause I never feel weighed down or tired. I’m always light on my feet and energetic I will out-run and out-push-up any Black person here
2 years ago
Anonymous
sure you are, buddy
sure
you
are
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you want me to train you just ask, don’t be a gay
I have no idea anon, I'm just afraid she's doomed. I'm afraid she'll be in some sort of scandal within the coming years and have a semi-public meltdown, maybe not Brittney spears style but probably Jessica Simpson style.
Or even worse, she could have it all fall behind the curtain like miranda Cosgrove...
Anya's a baffling choice because even for an actress she looks fragile, like she'd break if you shoved her. They should've gone with someone more sturdy.
>inb4 despite making a quarter of what fury road did troons will claim that since it made it's budget back on the name alone it was a hecking successerino
Seriously, who wanted this? Who wanted more of the personality-less bald suspension of disbelief breaking "badass" stick woman who got hundreds of people killed and threw her life away to make sure a tiny handful of spoiled roasties had the freedom to starve to death?
checked and I agree. also the production budget for this is allegedly over 200 million dollars. Fury Road only made 375 million on a 185 million dollar budget. And even that was only because Miller baited people by calling it a Mad Max movie.
Kek, try to find Universal/whatever on the stock market, you'll only find their parent company, usually big media corpos or ISP's. And those don't lose value when a bad movie comes out. These people aren't that dumb.
If you're a hispanic who grew up in a Hispanic country or in a pocket with mostly other Hispanics, you get an uncanny ability to tell who is or isn't Hispanic. There was this girl at work that was half white and dressed and acted like a whiteoid but I was sure she was Hispanic and I was right. I get very heavy Hispanic vibes from Anya but as far as I know she's only like 1/4 Hispanic. Why do I get these vibes? Is it the way she applies makeup?
Jennifer Conelly is the most beautiful of all of them sure she's old now (they'll all be at some point if they don't die young) but if you compare them all at the same age , she is
I remember she was pushing to shave her head for this role but the director was telling her not to and it wasn’t necessary. I hope she does honestly just so people cry on here some more about how she looks
I pass
Same. The stronk wymmin subgenre became an automatically hard pass because of how clumsy and cringe it is
Resident Evil and Underworld are kino.
nope
Not kino but they have a type of naive legitimacy that The 355, Red and other dreck clearly lack
>I pass
same here. skeleton actress in main role?
no thanks
I'll only watch if she has one or more rape scenes.
showing her breasts would be an acceptable compromise
same. I remember not wanting to watch it until a coworker who I watched a lot of movies with kept pestering me to watch it with him.
>starts off with max being constantly bound and doing essentially nothing
>one introduction of the director's fetishes and a chase scene later, you see a couple of b***hes using scarce water in the desert to shower themselves
>no, not drinking it, FRICKING SHOWERING with THEIR FRICKING LIMITED SUPPLY OF WATER THAT'S CONSTANTLY EVAPORATING IN THE HEAT
>max still does essentially nothing
>more chase scenes
>meet a couple of grandmas on bikes who survived for decades in the desert WITH NO FRICKING WATER OR GAS AROUND
>ask the coworker if he was absolutely serious about this abomination of a movie
>"b-b-but the KINO scenes"
I hate normies and their ability to doublethink so fricking much.
The first chase scene of them going in the sandstorm is the only good part of the movie
You will never pass. You will never be a woman.
of course not, who wants to be a woman, you?
YOU do. But you never will be. And no, we don't want to see your 'boy pussy'.
>YOU do
get out with your moronation gayot, don't reply to me again
Whatever you say, troony. Just leave the thread now. We get it, you're on HRT and get emotional very easily. Like I told you we don't want to see your gaping butthole or your 'girldick'. Move along.
>when a gayot start to project
the post
She needs to stop doing coke, being a vegan or whatever mental illness has caused her to look like that.
She has lumbago
it's a slow and painful death
What's lumbago?
go ask uncle
a slow and painful death, is what it is
lumbago deez nutz
ligma balls
not much you?
it’s a very serious condition
disease that cause an extended life the only known cure is a bullet, it sucks
as far as i know none of those things cause your eyes to be in separate zip codes
She's just resisting the thicc meme you Americans have been pushing. She's a hero.
At first I thought people were joking by calling fatties “thicc” and it was funny but every day I’m realizing they were serious and I feel disgusted. Footgays are less revolting than chubby chasers.
this, and I fully support people who are maintaining the importance of (female) skinniness. frick the whole "thicc" trend, it's trashy. waifs forever
>wanting women who won't die during childbirth = disgusting
lmaoing @ your awful taste
Good Morning Sirs!
Just say you’re gay and move on.
This, she was perfect circa Split and The Witch and now she's a spooky skelly
She's not gonna looks 18 again even if she gains weight.
>Split
>2017
Anon she's English, she was always meant to peak at 15-16.
>ayy lmao
That’s one ugly genetic abomination
Is that... a woman who eats a healthy diet and gets sufficient exercise?!?! HELP ME RONALD MCDONALD I'M GOING INSANE!!!
anorexia isn't healthy
>vegan
>healthy
Kek okay
this
This is what they took from you
ciggies and cocaine
best case scenario
bros... I can fix her
Meat gays will forever stay seething cause they can’t break their disgusting addiction
wouldn't even want to
meat is a necessary staple of a healthy diet
Lmao
look at any vegan
they all look sickly
look at thunberg
but keep wallowing in your delusion, moron
I haven’t had any meat in a year. I’m 30 and I look and feel 18. I have crazy energy to the point where I can sleep 4hrs a night for a week and feel normal during the day
Enjoy your mucus buildup and early death tho lmao
sure, mr delusional, whatever you say
why not just go right for the bugs?
Not to mention I still have serious gains cause most vegans who are sickly don’t get the protein they need. Myself I get the necessary protein amount and more. Plus I’m benching 280 you weak little meat Black person. You mad?
You would have better gains if you ate a human diet. I bench 300, but that's three 100lb humans: my breakfast b***h, lunch b***h, and dinner b***h.
Ok I’ll be at 300 by mid June that’s nothing. Eating a shitload of chickpeas and seeds is better cause I never feel weighed down or tired. I’m always light on my feet and energetic I will out-run and out-push-up any Black person here
sure you are, buddy
sure
you
are
If you want me to train you just ask, don’t be a gay
Jared Morb Leto is vegan and looks great for his age
kek
so true that I'm afraid we will never see her reach her true potential.
Is this a photo from around 2016-2017? She looks much healthier here.
I have no idea anon, I'm just afraid she's doomed. I'm afraid she'll be in some sort of scandal within the coming years and have a semi-public meltdown, maybe not Brittney spears style but probably Jessica Simpson style.
Or even worse, she could have it all fall behind the curtain like miranda Cosgrove...
>ayy lol
She seemed fine in the Northman. I mean, she was a walking skeleton. I'm kinda worried when I look at the pic you shared
is this movie any good, should I watch it bros
It’s mediocre. If you don’t watch, you’re not missing much really.
thanks bro
She needs to kill herself for being so fricking ugly.
It's ugly but in a cute and kinda attractive way
She's been smoking cigs and consuming a vegan diet ie munching on cocaine
Is it going to take place in the ocean?
post bouncy bouncy webums
No Mel, no mad max. Simple as.
why is she such an angry mommy bros?
Good Boy Points: REVOKED
post that webm of her ass in last night in soho
i wanna get furiousa on her ass
>women in an action movie
>I coom instantly
bald anya? sounds kino
yikes
how this ugly c**t keeps getting roles is beyond me
kys gay
right after you, anya
what happened to Charlize Theron?
both her and hardy were a nightmare to work with apparently
movie turned out good in spite of them
I also suspect this will be set long before Fury Road and she'll still have her arm/hair
Theron is 46 and it's a prequel film. Miller obviously wasn't going to spend the time and money to de-age her.
>she'll still have her arm
yeah shame what happened to charlize theron
>both her and hardy were a nightmare to work with apparently
really? frick
he was literally me
They should just do a new Mel kino with Max being old and properly 'mad'.
Fury Road would have been even better if it had an old, haggard Mel return as Max
Nobody asked for a FUriosa movie
i want to see anya's butthole so bad
I like her better as a brunette.
No way she's not got alien DNA in her. Find her mother, her great-grandmother, any of them, they've been bred by a grey.
>furiosa
Good, an even more pozzed movie than fury road
She clearly isn’t purely white. Even after generations of bleaching, she still looks fricking weird.
The Furiosa character isn't really interesting enough to base a film on and Anya isn't the right choice for this kind of action film either.
Anya's a baffling choice because even for an actress she looks fragile, like she'd break if you shoved her. They should've gone with someone more sturdy.
this c**t can't act, either
The action better be amazing because I reckon she's gonna awful in this role.
Nice
kys troony
No one cares.
>inb4 despite making a quarter of what fury road did troons will claim that since it made it's budget back on the name alone it was a hecking successerino
Seriously, who wanted this? Who wanted more of the personality-less bald suspension of disbelief breaking "badass" stick woman who got hundreds of people killed and threw her life away to make sure a tiny handful of spoiled roasties had the freedom to starve to death?
it's going to make none of its budget back because nobody watches movies in theaters anymore
checked and I agree. also the production budget for this is allegedly over 200 million dollars. Fury Road only made 375 million on a 185 million dollar budget. And even that was only because Miller baited people by calling it a Mad Max movie.
>literally two if not three different people
amazing trolling I guess
She would make a great female joker
>furiosa film
who the frick asked for this?
Charlize Theron. It'll be your fault when it flops.
is it possible to short incoming movie flops just like dropping stocks?
Kek, try to find Universal/whatever on the stock market, you'll only find their parent company, usually big media corpos or ISP's. And those don't lose value when a bad movie comes out. These people aren't that dumb.
If you're a hispanic who grew up in a Hispanic country or in a pocket with mostly other Hispanics, you get an uncanny ability to tell who is or isn't Hispanic. There was this girl at work that was half white and dressed and acted like a whiteoid but I was sure she was Hispanic and I was right. I get very heavy Hispanic vibes from Anya but as far as I know she's only like 1/4 Hispanic. Why do I get these vibes? Is it the way she applies makeup?
She's a 1%er white woman whose parents moved to Argentina. She is a "white Latina"
She grew up in Argentina, her native language is porteño Spanish and she has dual citizenship. She's as Argentinian as itt gets.
I only liked her when she was chubby and had an American accent.
Female led action movies rarely ever sell well.
If you want to post Asian chicks, at least post turkic cuties instead of chinks and asiatics, you fricking moron.
>turkic cuties
no such thing
>t. chink worshipper
i don't worship anyone
>"don't post chinks" the anon says as he posts some
>Uyghur and Kazakh
>chinks
How do you even wipe your own ass being such a drooling moron?
They sure look like the same kind of asiatic you're telling people not to post.
Seeing that b***h naked not just once but thrice was the best movie moment of 2022
Jennifer Conelly is the most beautiful of all of them sure she's old now (they'll all be at some point if they don't die young) but if you compare them all at the same age , she is
checked
jen was in a league of her own when she was young
both pictures are age 30
if you think the rat israelite is more attractive, you're delusional
that bug ain't special either, chang
Connelly doesn't have bug eyes so she wins here
Jennifer is 10 times prettier, delusional
>bug lover gay in the thread again
>Furiosa
I remember she was pushing to shave her head for this role but the director was telling her not to and it wasn’t necessary. I hope she does honestly just so people cry on here some more about how she looks
She needs to frick hung british kids, she looks prime pedo /ss/ bait.
Its not going to flop or be a smash hit. Just another mediocre entry that will go nowhere and be forgotten about instantly
Like your life
>Its not going to flop
>Like your life
It will flop. Even the last one wasn’t some huge hit and that was a bait and switch. This shit is straight up just Furiosa.
Sounds pozzed, hard pass.
It's gonna involve rape or sexual assault somehow and the woman gets revenge in the end