Gorr is trying to get to Eternity, who is able to grant one (1) wish. His intention is to wish for all gods to die. By the end of the movie, Jane is able to use Mjolnir to destroy the Necrosword, dooming herself to die of cancer and Gorr to die of the curse of the Necrosword. Gorr reaches Eternity and wishes for his daughter to be alive once more. Thor adopts her after Gorr dies.
Oh, I forgot to mention, Thor basically accepts the fact he lost and Gorr is going to wipe out all gods, he just wants to spend his last moments with the person he loves (Jane). I assume this is what causes Gorr to realize not all gods are evil, as he likely sees himself in Thor and sees his relationship with Jane as similar to that he shared with his wife.
Wait if he could have any wish why didn’t he just wish for his whole family and skip all the god killing
I don't think he gets to Eternity until the end. Killing gods is what he does along the way. I don't really get why he doesn't wish for his whole family to return, but I imagine it's some limitation on wishes, like you can only get one "thing".
Well yeah but like why didn’t he just do a regular journey to eternity then he didn’t have to kill anyone
2 years ago
Anonymous
To get to Eternity, he needs the power of the Bifrost. He kidnaps the children of Asgard to hold as ransom, demanding Thor trade him Stormbreaker, which is capable of opening the Bifrost. As for why he decides to kill some other gods before going after Asgardians, I assume it's probably just the immediate rage of losing his wife and daughter.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Seems he could have just asked Thor to do it to bring back his family
2 years ago
Anonymous
Haven't seen the movie yet, but I'd imagine Gorr has too dim a view of gods at that point to see that as an option. Isn't his whole thing believing they don't care about the suffering of ordinary people?
2 years ago
Anonymous
All he literally had to do was ask
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Gods don't care about my struggles, they let my family die >Therefore the logical thing to do is to politely ask a God to help me get my family back
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s way less complicated. Such an easy solution to a pointless thing
>I don't think he gets to Eternity until the end. Killing gods is what he does along the way. I don't really get why he doesn't wish for his whole family to return, but I imagine it's some limitation on wishes, like you can only get one "thing".
if that were the case then wishing for all gods to die wouldn't make much sense, would it?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You got me there!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wouldn't Gaea have made more sense than Eternity?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Centre of the universe, bro. Gaia ain't got anything to do with that. Also they probably wanted some degree of payoff after Ego told Peter to literally see Eternity in Guardians 2
Speaking of, bit awkward calling Ego a celestial after Eternals and also Love and Thunder, briefly showed they're absolutely everywhere while Ego's complaining about loneliness, innit?
It's worse. >Single dad to a daughter that isn't even his >That's also the daughter of the guy who killed his fellow Gods and was extremely close to killing them all >And said guy also hastened the death of Thor's lover
They could've easily had him wish for both of his wife and daughter back... But no, Thor has to be a single dad.
It's worse. >Single dad to a daughter that isn't even his >That's also the daughter of the guy who killed his fellow Gods and was extremely close to killing them all >And said guy also hastened the death of Thor's lover
They could've easily had him wish for both of his wife and daughter back... But no, Thor has to be a single dad.
>Becoming a single dad to the enemy he fought and raising the child on the righteous path
You calling my boy Terry a cuck?
2 years ago
Anonymous
He wasn’t emasculated in the process, where’s the incompetent Terry arc? He is constantly portrayed as cool in all games SNK drops him in, raising Rock aside Terry can actually pin a girl down, Mary, without even committing to a relationship, no one holds him down.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He wasn’t emasculated in the process, where’s the incompetent Terry arc
The non-canon (I think) Fatal Cutie
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes. Yes he is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's not a cuck, that's just him becoming best girl of the game
But Astrid is a girls name. So it's a boy wanting a more manly name and they have convinced themselves it's about trans shit? Stop going on Twitter
>Astrid is an old Scandinavian name that means “divinely beautiful.” It's a traditionally feminine name, but will fit any gender. The name comes from the Old Norse word “ "Ástríðr." “Ástríðr” is made up of two words, “áss” which means god and “fríðr” which means beautiful.
He doesn't mention it being a girly name though
Yeah, it's more along the lines of Axl, who lives in New Asgard and has been exposed to Earth culture, loving Guns N' Roses so much. Thor thinks it's disrespectful to abandon an Asgardian Viking name for a pop culture reference.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Mjolnir. It re-forms. Again.
Mjölnir has consciousness and at no time is this explained, in the comics at least it is said that Odion imprisoned inside the Hammer a cosmic entity
Turns out Mjolnir works perfectly fine when shattered, in fact it's powered up because the individual shards can all be controlled remotely to take on multiple enemies at the same time.
So the entire arc of Thor "losing" it and then having to forge an axe was completely pointless.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's pretty fricking embarrassing how Thor is so moronic about his own species' level of technology (and pretty much everything, really), he apparently doesn't understand how his own weapon (which he's been using for thousands of years) even works.
To play devil's advocate, I thought the "losing" it arc was to teach Thor he didn't need the hammer (which honestly, makes Thor even more fricking moronic if he spent thousands of years not understanding how his own powers work when there's plenty of gods who aren't dependent on an artifact to do shit) and the "having to forge an axe" arc was mainly because nothing else could stand up to Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet. Although that just makes the Necrosword look stupidly strong when Thor had more trouble blasting Gorr with it than he did Thanos.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's pretty fricking embarrassing how Thor is so moronic about his own species' level of technology (and pretty much everything, really), he apparently doesn't understand how his own weapon (which he's been using for thousands of years) even works.
Mjolnir is a semi-sentient magical and enchanted piece of uru, hard for Thor to understand.
Thor not knowing about his powers was stupid. The MCU made him go through changes and revelations that in the comics he experienced in the viking age.
Lets be realistic, none of the actors can do these roles forever and they'll have to be replaced eventually unless you want to James Bond mode and have everyone pretend that the different actor is the same character.
>still crying because a black woman got a role in a movie
Does it ever keep you up at night knowing that you've somehow managed to become more pathetic and whiny than your "sjws" in a fraction of the time
Nah, you've just accepted SJW's as the norm now because you're weak and become accustomed.
>still crying because a black woman got a role in a movie
Does it ever keep you up at night knowing that you've somehow managed to become more pathetic and whiny than your "sjws" in a fraction of the time
>criticise a shit casting choice that turns a fit, tall blonde woman into a squat fat dindu >hurrr ur worse than sjws!!!!
Imagine being as pathetic as you are right now. In your zelda shirt, thinking about painting your nails, hoping you can go to a womans march to show all the uggo fuggos how much of an ally you'd be to them in bed.
You will be thrown into the trash with the rest of them soon enough.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon word of advice that you're not gonna take, just throw out one word insults like "dilate". When you write detailed fiction like this you look like a real schizo
2 years ago
Anonymous
Shows what you know I fricking hate Zelda Pokegay sll the way
>a fricking moronic brainlet zoomer.
The whole movie even the previous movie is a homage to 80s space barbarians and warriors tv series and etcsuch as He-Man, Thundercats, Thundarr and etc
You brain dead moronic baiting (you) zoomer dumbass. Fricking do yourself a favor for society and have a nice day. Don't even fricking reply to me you fricking dunce young idiot. It makes me question your brainlet generation more
ACKSHYUALLY Jane was more dumb and fun even before she picked up the hammer because her whole rationale for it was reading a random phrase in a norse mythology book about it bestowing good health, and deciding that it MUST be an instant cure for cancer lmao. Only to find out about halfway through the movie it's actually killing her faster because Mjolnir drains her lifeforce
You'd hide yours and not even consider actually REASONABLE solutions like the fricking Cradle that was hyped up in Iron Man 2 as basically magic surgery from science until it literally reached Stage 4 and then just wing it on a hope and a prayer?
tbh that's about the level of good judgement I expect from here, but I'm just saying-with how much they shill Jane changing the world with (technobbable for "portal") science and her ties to an Avenger you'd think she would have had better judgement.
I’ve been pretty much out of the MCU since Far From Home >Never saw Eternals or Shang Chi >NWH was a fun watch, but fricking falls apart when Peter decides to help the alternate universe villians >MoM was fricking disappointing and felt like Diet Spiderverse, going as far as to just steal Kingpin's defeat and using it for Wanda
I was already gonna skip Love and Thunder since it looked way to hyperactive and would only use the Greek Gods.
Kingpin and Wanda are searching the universe fir copies if their families. Only Kingpin actually had a kid and wife, while Wanda is a Schizo. Bet this b***h feels real good just letting Wanda get away scott free.
If I start kidnap an entire town to play house or start killing random people to get a CHANCE to steal my Waifu from an alternate reality, you have my full permission to put me down.
The author of the Darkhold, Chthon (who has also corrupted at least two variant Strange's), wants to be able to use his chosen puppet, Wanda, to traverse the multiverse, and uses Billy and Tommy as a mind trick to get Wanda to do his bidding.
Wanda actually has almost zero agency in MoM, the "I'm a mother" shit is to pander to female audiences and conceal that it is really a possession story) she's just a puppet of an old demon. In short she has no actual motive. One of the MCU's weakest villains.
>do I need to watch anything to understand this movie?
No
Thor is made for light shenanigans and isn't supposed to be serious but some small thing that will lead up to the big bad for the next Avengers movie will be sneaked in there somewhere
Seems like some toony Vrchat avatar, based on the design theres no way this thing doesnt grow morbidly obese or get a massive dick/breasts with just a press of a button.
Word is they're planning on a Jane Foster / The Mighty Thor solo project. I imagine it would either (a) be set during her time as the Mighty Thor while Thor Odinson was in space with the Guardians or (b) something to do with Valhalla, since they'd have access to Mighty Thor, Heimdall, Loki, Odin, Frigga, and the Warriors Three, should they really choose to go with that.
I mean it subverted my expectations but I think killing jane like that was dumb
Taika makes wholesome irreverent comedies he should not be trying to stick sad deaths in his movies and then end on a joke
all those months spent whining because "muh M-She-U" and marvel "going woke" and now you morons are gonna call this shit fricking kino because she dies? god you losers are fricking pathetic
> Black Widow flopped and dead. > Scarlet Witch irredeemable and dead. > Jane Thor dead.
Meanwhile, Spiderman, Doctor Strange, and Thor are still around and still at the forefront. With the exception of Carol, all the female characters in their roster (Kamala, Ironheart, Yelena, etc) are secondary, C tier characters at best.
There is no M "She" U. There was never going to be one. The people claiming they were going to replace the male leads (20+ successful movies and counting) with female leads (2 middling movies and not counting) now look like colossal whiners and paranoid homosexuals.
There's some virtue signalling and alot of tokenism, but nothing beyond that has actually changed. The chuds had nothing to worry about.
This. The MCU is bad in ways that have nothing to do with muh culture war. Don't forget Eternals is, more than anything, the vision of a chinese woman who really wants that white bf dick.
Jane and America should never have been made! It lead to shittty woke films and has killed the MCU. Now the MSHEU is filled with not hot babes, The Message, and more minoririty pandering thanks to shills like you.
You can't be happy until white men frick white woman and save the day. Bigots the lot of you
Jane and America should never have been made! It lead to shittty woke films and has killed the MCU. Now the MSHEU is filled with not hot babes, The Message, and more minoririty pandering thanks to shills like you.
all those months spent whining because "muh M-She-U" and marvel "going woke" and now you morons are gonna call this shit fricking kino because she dies? god you losers are fricking pathetic
But but muh woke conspiracy!
That's what Gorrs daughter is for, to be the new Thor
They could never afford multiple roles with Portman and she didn't even want to, I'm surprised they got her back for this
The level of stupid of some people is truly amazing.
> People thinking Cruise would cameo in a movie that would be competing against his Top Gun sequel.
> People thinking Portman would replace Hemsworth (Nerdrotic, ME, Quartering, etc all thought this would happen), when it was obvious Portman has no interest in doing endless Marvel movies.
all those months spent whining because "muh M-She-U" and marvel "going woke" and now you morons are gonna call this shit fricking kino because she dies? god you losers are fricking pathetic
They want the Mandalorian+Grogu, Obi-Wan+Leia, Kratos+BOI, etc. audience.
Its dumb though because..unless they're going to hire Hemsworth's daughter or age her up with another actress theres no point in adding her in there since they wont touch on it again.
I mean Taika is a genius but he's adapting one of the worst thor sagas in this movie
He should stick to good stories like planet hulk and world war hulk
Taika is a hack who made one okay movie about vampires. Thor 3 was overrated, and tonally inconsistent. >Petulant child Hulk jokes for little kids >Cum and orgy jokes for adults in the same movie
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I don't understand why you are all surprised Taika is a terrible director and is not giving a shit about the Thor franchise
He has straight up said on twitter he doesnt care and is happy to make fans mad. Frick him.
He made Asguard a globohomosexual multicultural city on purpose although it makes 0 sense.
>5 years >still angry that a hot black girl is in the movie
Malding racist
He's just overrated, only good he did is copying Whedon and adding color to the movies and using Kirbys art to design a set for that one area in Ragnarok but his humor is somehow worse than Whedons
Young Avengers live action is going to be a disaster. People like child actors when they're 2D because they usually just act like adults. When you have kids actually trying to act on screen it doesn't lead to anywhere good.
The initial series was good, but then it just became wiccan & hulking are a gay couple the series & focused completely on them, they couldn't use patriot anymore cause of some rights thing & they just relegated everyone else to the background, except for them to occasionally pop up to say "hey I'm also gay/bi now"
I thought people liked them. Their first run sold decently.
I miss Eli so much.
It won't be that young Avengers
It'll probably be Billy, Tommy, Kate, Kamala, Eli, America Chavez, Cassie, and Iron Lad (for the Kang connection). *Maybe* Kid Loki?
>Patriot set up in Falcon & Bucky >Loki set up in Loki >Billy and Tommy set up in Wandavision >Kate Bishop set up in Hawkeye >Stature exists >Ms. Marvel set up in Ms. Marvel >America set up in Dr. Strange MOM >Kang set up, which means Iron Lad exists >Hulk and Skrulls exist, so Hulkling isn't out of the realm of possibility
I've been expecting YA since about minute two of the D+ shows.
Twitter people are already seething about this movie. Heimdall's son is named Astrid, but he thinks that's a girly name, so he goes by Axl instead. Thor basically tells him it's disrespectful toward Heimdall to reject the Asgardian name he was given and doesn't want to call him Axl, and there's a whole back-and-forth until Korg chimes in to tell Thor to just call him Axl. It seems like it's just a joke about girly-sounding names, but Twitter has convinced themselves the character is actually trans (there is no evidence of this). Thus, they argue, Thor is now transphobic for deadnaming the character.
Yes, this is a real thing people are seething about.
>Astrid is an old Scandinavian name that means “divinely beautiful.” It's a traditionally feminine name, but will fit any gender. The name comes from the Old Norse word “ "Ástríðr." “Ástríðr” is made up of two words, “áss” which means god and “fríðr” which means beautiful.
The kid just loves Guns'n'Roses. He's shown in his room in an earlier scene, and it's full of GnR posters and such. He fricking says it's because of Axl Rose.
Also Korg says "He's butthole, just get on with it" or something like that
The kid just loves Guns'n'Roses. He's shown in his room in an earlier scene, and it's full of GnR posters and such. He fricking says it's because of Axl Rose.
Also Korg says "He's butthole, just get on with it" or something like that
Astrid is a girl's name though. Why did Heimdall name his son with a girl's name?
Who knows. Maybe it's a Boy Named Sue kind of thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4
The point is, nothing about it reflects or is allegorical of troonery, like these twitter c**ts want to pretend. It's a throwaway joke with the payoff of Korg mispronouncing it as butthole, and it adds to the general GnR wank of the whole movie. Nothing more.
I'm not going to be the one to shit on a MCU movie for trying to do something different for once.
Call me a contrarian but what I've heard so far seems at least more interesting than Captain Marvel.
Might pirate it if I have time.
I just don't get the vitriol here, did you want the boring ass MCU movies back?
These movies have become directionless garbage. The Thanos saga at least had the infinity stones to tie things together as a macguffin, these post-Thanos stories are either vaguely about the multiverse or dedicated to replacing male characters with female versions of themselves.
This saga is all about Kang, but that doesn't mean every single movie/show is going to be about alternate universes or timelines. Ant-Man never introduced anything Thanos-related, nor did Captain America: The Winter Soldier. A lot of these projects are introducing new characters who will serve as players during the Secret Wars movie(s).
Not even temporarily.
They don't even do that girl power "I can do it better than you" shit, no antagonism whatsoever. They just have romantic tension from their unresolved feelings.
It was really surprising how they sidestepped that entire aspect of the original Jane Thor story.
>Lying this badly
All it was just Jane shilling. It’s why they have her steal Mjolnir and be the one to make Gorr stop
Would have been better if Thor had just defeated him
She didn't steal Mjolnir, it was in Asgard still in pieces and it chose her
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, we literally see her steal it out of his hands like a total b***h
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's not what happens and you know it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Did she or did she not swipe it out of his reach
2 years ago
Anonymous
She didn't. She had thrown it at a monster, then recalled it. Thor was in the same direction as the monster, and tried to grab it as it was being recalled.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because it was his hammer and she stole it like a total b***h
So, is there a scene where Gorr tries to kill Thor by telling him about how great Huey Lewis is while shouting "Try to get beer at New Asgard now, you fat bastard?"
>Gave Thor Stormbreaker so they could sell more toys with IW and Endgame >Some fricking rando has it now >Beta Ray Bill never happening
Like, what the frick man? Why does Marvel refuse to show us the really cool characters from the Cosmic setting?
What's Rustie like in this? Does he show up just to be le funny drunk man and then get effortlessly slaughtered by Gorr along with the whole greek pantheon? Or is it something less obvious?
He "gets killed" by Thor in the movie, but the post-credit scene reveals he's still alive. He's basically seething at how gods have become zany quipsters and jokes on Earth, so he sends Hercules to go kill Thor to remind people what the gods really are.
Well, that's actually better than I had hoped. I was expecting another Illuminati "introduce some potentially interesting new characters for 30 seconds before they're all effortlessly murdered by the bad guy for the sole purpose of showing how badass they are, even though we already know this and are getting bored of them" kind of deal. Thanks anon
I think you could de-emphasise the god hate with Mangog and instead focus on the "psychic gestalt remnants of a dead race killed by Odin long ago" dealio
Mangog is boring as frick. Personally I want the next villain to be Thor and Hercules vs Amatsu-Mikaboshi. They've finally embraced gods as a whole, so nothing stopping them now from using him
I really didn't mind that ending as much as I thought I would from the leaks. The kid does have some powers from Eternity after all, which is pretty cool.
>The filmic equivalent of McDonald’s food: hits the spot in the moment, fades from memory immediately upon completion, and was likely produced using a 3D printer.
This was one of the fresh RT reviews. Fricking yikes.
Marvel has that "wtf are we doing" problem DC has had. Feige has turned into the "Just get product out" guy. Not good. People are starting to forget about Infinity War and Endgame and he cant ride the wave of mediocrity much longer.
no way home was still better
I'm not even sure marvel fans care about the overall plot anymore
its clear after endgame they have run out of comic material to ape and now have to wing it
I watched this yesterday and its main problems are that it lacks an act 2, basically goes from the beginning to the final fight, and that it feels like it's just setting up Thor 5.
There's a cringe joke where Valk is showing Jane all the weapons she packed for battle
And she pulls out something and Jane is like "hand grenade?" and valk says "no portable speaker" and she presses play and then it's just like 10 seconds of them moving their heads to the music
And this is right after Jane is having an existential moment realizing her cancer is still killing her slowly. I fricking hate how Waititi can't let a single moment sit and has to include stupid shitty 'jokes' like this throughout the whole film.
I think the Necrosword is the sword of the first god Gorr decides to kill. It curses Gorr, but it's also one of few weapons able to kill gods. The curse basically makes Gorr rely on the sword to keep him alive, so when Jane destroys it, it dooms him to die from the curse.
I want this movie to flop so fricking bad. I'm sick of goofy bullshit, I'm sick of quips and jokes, I'm sick of the MCU's absolutely dogshit humor, especially for a character like Thor.
I want to put a fricking sword through the heart of this action-comedy bullshit. This isn't right for Thor.
I thought Aquaman had a super bland personality and yet no one complained. Momoa wasn’t even playing his funny dudebro self. Why does Thor have to turn into a joke? Just give him a better adventure.
Anything in the current MCU is woke incarnate Gorr in the comics would wish all gods dead and still kill Thor out of spite
MCU Gorr is such a simp
Look I'll poke fun at the MCU as much as the next guy but you lot make everyone else look fricking stupid, and especially bad when you retroactively start defending comic Gorr just to hold some kind of misguided superiority over casuals. Boy I can't wait for this board to start defending Batman Who Laughs next. It's all so transparent
2 years ago
Anonymous
He says it best Gorr has nothing to him in this film besides wokeness
2 years ago
Anonymous
So you're a moron who watches Youtube reviews and regurgitates their opinion? You're pretty cringe bro.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Doesn't make him wrong
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not watching your Youtube channel. Go shill elsewhere
2 years ago
Anonymous
Saving you 10 mins he b***hes about Bale not looking like a Power Rangers monster
Alien Voldemort looks better than Uncle Fester, I don't know what he's actually like in the comics since the comics never fricking matter but I guarantee its better than how b***hmade he is in the movie
I thought Gorr was pretty cool. He served his purpose as a decent one off overpowered threat and this is coming from someone who isn't typically an Aaron fan at all.
Hemsworth's daughter plays her, she just looks human.
Chris's daughter
What a bullshit nightmare. I wanted Love to be a hot adult alien babe. This movie sounds like it is just the MCU and Taika Waititi sucking their own dick.
I'm gonna guess the MCU's humor is still doing the same stale >make fun of the protagonist at every turn
Its been doing for years now. I don't mind it a little, nobody likes a protagonist that's never allowed to catch a little banter from other characters but its become the whole brand at this point. After awhile it seems like you're just suppose to root for a spineless moron that gets made fun at every turn by everyone he encounters.
Movie didn't really have many quips but just lots of humor, most of it bland though. probably the only bit I liked was when Bifrost was jelly over Thor complimenting other weapons
Blade is fighting vampires, but then they all suddenly disintegrate and are gone. Blade suddenly feels his thirst and his powers vanish. He's just a normal guy now.
Wong appears out of a portal and informs him that because Wanda destroyed all the Darkholds, there are no longer any vampires. Wong tells Blade he can go home.
The rest of the movie is just Blade playing Minecraft, going to get some shopping, and going to a theme park and riding a roller coaster. In the closing scene he ice skates up a hill. "Nice day to ice skate uphill", he says.
Gorr was underwhelming, but the rest of the movie was pretty comfy
Jane and Thor relationship FINALLY has some chemistry, they're quite cute together
The ending is kinda garbage and Gorr's "redemption" is really rushed, plus he should've killed more gods on screen, maybe during the time they were on omnipotencity since he was hunting Stormbreaker, would make him more of an unstoppable menace instead of dude with sword
The last scene with Thor and Love was pretty cute too, but that kid was way too small to be holding Stormbreaker
Overall pretty fun movie, weirdly wholesome, with an underwhelming villain and ending, it deserves the 7/10, maybe a 6
Phase 1/2 Thor is more in line with what Thor should be. However, Phase 3 Thor was way more entertaining. Ideally, it should strike a balance between these two instead of going full zany as Taika seems to have.
Thor Love and Thunder it is much worse than the critics said, I have never seen a super hero movie worse than this, guys nothing works in the first minutes you see that the movie is a parody
So does Hemsworth get Mjolnir back at the end and give Stormbreaker to Love? I thought the leaks said Jane destroys Mjolnir stopping Gorr. Also is still all cracked?
>Thor gets back in shape >Thor never looks weak the entire movie and holds his own even without Stormbreaker >Jane wankery is present but honestly not overwhelming >Jane dies and doesn't replace Thor. Thors get his hammer back. >Thor gets a daughter wife for his trouble as well as a 5th solo movie
I don't wanna hear any more MCU hates straight white males shitposting after this. You frickers better kneel to Taika.
The real problem with the movie is the whole weapon love triangle thing was funny for like the first time after that the joke becomes obnoxious, and this kinda happens with a lot of the jokes.
Honestly, Jane was shown as being weaker than Thor pretty blatantly. Just saw the movie a few hours ago, but off the top of my head I can think of 3 times where the movie clearly showed off she was not as powerful >that scene where Gorr captures Jane, Valkyrie and Thor in his black goo and starts choking Jane to death to lure Thor into calling Stormbreaker. She can't escape her the black goo holding her in place but Thor manages to free them all once he gets angry and calls stormbreaker >when Thor and Gorr fight on that asteroid/moon. They're pretty evenly matched, and Thor even overpowers Gorr and makes him temporarily retreat at the end. However when Jane tried fighting him on the moon, he swatted her away like she was nothing. >During the final fight where Thor holds his own against Gorr with no hammer and after sharing his power with dozens of Asgardian children. He's about to lose the fight before Jane arrives, but did not take any damage. When Jane fights Gorr on her own with mjolnir, she gets her ass kicked and ends up visibly bloodied and beaten before Thor saves her from Gorr who was about to deliver the killing blow
Was honestly surprised by this.
Don't forget that without Mjolnir, without Stormbreaker, Thor casually catches Zeus' personal weapon, ONE HANDED, and immediately chucks it through him so hard he's out of the movie until the end credits. Keep in mind Zeus is established to be the (allegedly) most powerful god in Omnipotence City
The MCU has never hated straight white males. They've taken real good care of Thor, Iron Man, and Captain America in these movies, and it's been more than kind to Spiderman, Dr. Strange, Hulk, Star Lord, and Antman.
Could Gorr even fly? During every battle I kept waiting for Thor to do the tornado thing he did in the first movie, during the fight with the Destroyer armour, and THEN whack the Necrosword to shards once he was off-balance.
I'm not a MUH STRAIGHT WHITE MALESgay but Hulk's been a joke for a while, and while I accept that in IW that was kind of the point, in Endgame Star Lord got shit on for no good reason upon his revival.
I'd also argue Thor has been a fall guy since his third movie but given IW was good to him even if Endgame clowned on him again, that's likely more down to Taika than anything.
After all the complaints about mcu humor their casting of herc is funny to me. Herc's one of the marvel character you can (and should) play complete comically and the dude they got is the most "straight man" of every comedy scene he's in.
Everything in this movie was complete trash. Not a single dialog where Thor does not stutter or is not complete moronic, the CGI is off the charts horrible, the story...what the actual frick? Christian Bales performance was the only good thing in this, but Gorr's whole character was ruined for the funny lolz. God I hate Waititi.
IIRC Bale said a lot of the Gorr footage was cut from the movie, which I find very believable considering it feels like there was meant to be more going on with him before we went from Space Nosferatu to Sad Dad
The "wackiness" of this movie was off the charts, like they couldn't give us 2 minutes without a joke. The fricking goats screaming throughout the entire movie sums up my point
The clickbait articles are funnier then usual because at least "who is thanos" or "who is eros" could get non comic readers to click the article to learn about this character who appeared in the post credits scene of the movie they just watched, but "who is hercules" is one step too far.
Ah yes, the obscure character hercules. Better click on this article to learn about this fellow! And even funnier because comic herc is almost exactly the same as mythological herc with the only changes there to smooth out the more fricked up parts.
yikes.
Who's next to Thor?
Love, Gorr's daughter.
Jesus Christ
What have they done to him?
Gorr is trying to get to Eternity, who is able to grant one (1) wish. His intention is to wish for all gods to die. By the end of the movie, Jane is able to use Mjolnir to destroy the Necrosword, dooming herself to die of cancer and Gorr to die of the curse of the Necrosword. Gorr reaches Eternity and wishes for his daughter to be alive once more. Thor adopts her after Gorr dies.
Holy shit is that lame.
I guess it wasn't Thor who was emasculated and pussified at all. They had to do it to Gorr.
>it wasn't Thor who was emasculated and pussified
he was, and it's disgusting how feminazis excuse it
Wait if he could have any wish why didn’t he just wish for his whole family and skip all the god killing
Because Gorr hates gods with a passion, just like in the comics. And the Necrosword corrupted him
>And the Necrosword corrupted him
We JUST did that
Why didn't he wish for infinite resources?
Oh, I forgot to mention, Thor basically accepts the fact he lost and Gorr is going to wipe out all gods, he just wants to spend his last moments with the person he loves (Jane). I assume this is what causes Gorr to realize not all gods are evil, as he likely sees himself in Thor and sees his relationship with Jane as similar to that he shared with his wife.
I don't think he gets to Eternity until the end. Killing gods is what he does along the way. I don't really get why he doesn't wish for his whole family to return, but I imagine it's some limitation on wishes, like you can only get one "thing".
Well yeah but like why didn’t he just do a regular journey to eternity then he didn’t have to kill anyone
To get to Eternity, he needs the power of the Bifrost. He kidnaps the children of Asgard to hold as ransom, demanding Thor trade him Stormbreaker, which is capable of opening the Bifrost. As for why he decides to kill some other gods before going after Asgardians, I assume it's probably just the immediate rage of losing his wife and daughter.
Seems he could have just asked Thor to do it to bring back his family
Haven't seen the movie yet, but I'd imagine Gorr has too dim a view of gods at that point to see that as an option. Isn't his whole thing believing they don't care about the suffering of ordinary people?
All he literally had to do was ask
>Gods don't care about my struggles, they let my family die
>Therefore the logical thing to do is to politely ask a God to help me get my family back
It’s way less complicated. Such an easy solution to a pointless thing
>I don't think he gets to Eternity until the end. Killing gods is what he does along the way. I don't really get why he doesn't wish for his whole family to return, but I imagine it's some limitation on wishes, like you can only get one "thing".
if that were the case then wishing for all gods to die wouldn't make much sense, would it?
You got me there!
Wouldn't Gaea have made more sense than Eternity?
Centre of the universe, bro. Gaia ain't got anything to do with that. Also they probably wanted some degree of payoff after Ego told Peter to literally see Eternity in Guardians 2
Speaking of, bit awkward calling Ego a celestial after Eternals and also Love and Thunder, briefly showed they're absolutely everywhere while Ego's complaining about loneliness, innit?
Thor becomes a single dad to a daughter that isn't even his. His cuckification is now complete.
It's worse.
>Single dad to a daughter that isn't even his
>That's also the daughter of the guy who killed his fellow Gods and was extremely close to killing them all
>And said guy also hastened the death of Thor's lover
They could've easily had him wish for both of his wife and daughter back... But no, Thor has to be a single dad.
How's that different from "old man Logan"
>Becoming a single dad to the enemy he fought and raising the child on the righteous path
You calling my boy Terry a cuck?
He wasn’t emasculated in the process, where’s the incompetent Terry arc? He is constantly portrayed as cool in all games SNK drops him in, raising Rock aside Terry can actually pin a girl down, Mary, without even committing to a relationship, no one holds him down.
>He wasn’t emasculated in the process, where’s the incompetent Terry arc
The non-canon (I think) Fatal Cutie
Yes. Yes he is.
That's not a cuck, that's just him becoming best girl of the game
Terry killed Rock's father
Not cuck, he's grooming her.
So, Thor is a cuck.
If Mjolnir is destroyed, what is Thor holding in
?
Mjolnir. It re-forms. Again.
Yeah, it's more along the lines of Axl, who lives in New Asgard and has been exposed to Earth culture, loving Guns N' Roses so much. Thor thinks it's disrespectful to abandon an Asgardian Viking name for a pop culture reference.
>Mjolnir. It re-forms. Again.
Mjölnir has consciousness and at no time is this explained, in the comics at least it is said that Odion imprisoned inside the Hammer a cosmic entity
Turns out Mjolnir works perfectly fine when shattered, in fact it's powered up because the individual shards can all be controlled remotely to take on multiple enemies at the same time.
So the entire arc of Thor "losing" it and then having to forge an axe was completely pointless.
It's pretty fricking embarrassing how Thor is so moronic about his own species' level of technology (and pretty much everything, really), he apparently doesn't understand how his own weapon (which he's been using for thousands of years) even works.
To play devil's advocate, I thought the "losing" it arc was to teach Thor he didn't need the hammer (which honestly, makes Thor even more fricking moronic if he spent thousands of years not understanding how his own powers work when there's plenty of gods who aren't dependent on an artifact to do shit) and the "having to forge an axe" arc was mainly because nothing else could stand up to Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet. Although that just makes the Necrosword look stupidly strong when Thor had more trouble blasting Gorr with it than he did Thanos.
>It's pretty fricking embarrassing how Thor is so moronic about his own species' level of technology (and pretty much everything, really), he apparently doesn't understand how his own weapon (which he's been using for thousands of years) even works.
Mjolnir is a semi-sentient magical and enchanted piece of uru, hard for Thor to understand.
Thor not knowing about his powers was stupid. The MCU made him go through changes and revelations that in the comics he experienced in the viking age.
Do we see actual Eternity in his whole universe body with head tentacles?
we see the full silhouette but he doesn't move nor say anything
DBZ syndrome
Why doesn't he just wish for infinite wishes?
Great so now we have another young female who can replace Hemsworth as Thor in a couple years
Lets be realistic, none of the actors can do these roles forever and they'll have to be replaced eventually unless you want to James Bond mode and have everyone pretend that the different actor is the same character.
I don't understand why you are all surprised Taika is a terrible director and is not giving a shit about the Thor franchise
>5 years
>still angry that a hot black girl is in the movie
Malding racist
>hot black girl
Where? is she behind droopy
>hot
bro her face is busted, what the frick are you talking about?
Nah, you've just accepted SJW's as the norm now because you're weak and become accustomed.
No, Gamora is in the other film.
Hot?
>still crying because a black woman got a role in a movie
Does it ever keep you up at night knowing that you've somehow managed to become more pathetic and whiny than your "sjws" in a fraction of the time
>criticise a shit casting choice that turns a fit, tall blonde woman into a squat fat dindu
>hurrr ur worse than sjws!!!!
Imagine being as pathetic as you are right now. In your zelda shirt, thinking about painting your nails, hoping you can go to a womans march to show all the uggo fuggos how much of an ally you'd be to them in bed.
You will be thrown into the trash with the rest of them soon enough.
Anon word of advice that you're not gonna take, just throw out one word insults like "dilate". When you write detailed fiction like this you look like a real schizo
Shows what you know I fricking hate Zelda Pokegay sll the way
Not an refute or argument
Have you actually watched the movie? I fricking hate Thor 3, but it is clearly explained those are not supposed to be the same character.
What does Love, Gorr's daughter look like? Who is the actor that plays her? Is she a cutie atleast?
Hemsworth's daughter plays her, she just looks human.
Huh?
are you kidding me?
>It's real
jane foster
Love: Gorr´s daughter with Eternity powers.
Looks like kid Loki
Amy Rose
Finn
Idris Elba
Jeus.
The title card looks fricking atrocious.
Who's Guntur?
what is this spy kids shit
Do not besmirch Spy Kids. This movie makes that franchise look like Back to the Future.
Spy kids is shit you brainlet zoome
It's a homage to 80s style He-Man style.
That being said this movie looks worrisome. I'm not going to watch it.
[Part 2]
You know what I changed my mind,
I'm not watching this movie AT ALL.
>Spy kids is shit
Not the first one. It has a "so bad it's good" kiddie charm.
>It's a homage to 80s style He-Man style.
you must be a fricking braindead moron if you think that is an homage to this
>a fricking moronic brainlet zoomer.
The whole movie even the previous movie is a homage to 80s space barbarians and warriors tv series and etcsuch as He-Man, Thundercats, Thundarr and etc
You brain dead moronic baiting (you) zoomer dumbass. Fricking do yourself a favor for society and have a nice day. Don't even fricking reply to me you fricking dunce young idiot. It makes me question your brainlet generation more
Fricking dunce
t. 80s Boomer
cope
go cope then
As someone who loves He-Man, you’re lying.
Spy Kids wishes it had a modern Marvel film budget.
just wait until they hire Robert Rodriguez
They already had him on star wars. It's only a matter of time.
I wouldn't be surprised that we will get a reboot of Spy Kids in a couple of years.
looks like it kept the vibes from ragnarok. nice
Oh my god how is that real.
Big yikers
They literally made Jane more "dumb & fun" than her role in the previous movies.
based mjolnir bimbofication
THIS MUST BECOME A THING! Cinemaphile MUST MAKE THIS HAPPEN! FOR GREAT MEMES AND JUSTICE!
I third this concept
seconding
Mjolnir itself gets bimboified
Kind of
>"Like, omigod! Look how silly this thing is! Ooooo my hair is long and blonde now too! GASP! The cape sways hahaha!"
reddit do your thing
>literally becomes blonde
bros??
ACKSHYUALLY Jane was more dumb and fun even before she picked up the hammer because her whole rationale for it was reading a random phrase in a norse mythology book about it bestowing good health, and deciding that it MUST be an instant cure for cancer lmao. Only to find out about halfway through the movie it's actually killing her faster because Mjolnir drains her lifeforce
tbf, if I had fricking cancer, I'd probably do the same thing.
You'd hide yours and not even consider actually REASONABLE solutions like the fricking Cradle that was hyped up in Iron Man 2 as basically magic surgery from science until it literally reached Stage 4 and then just wing it on a hope and a prayer?
tbh that's about the level of good judgement I expect from here, but I'm just saying-with how much they shill Jane changing the world with (technobbable for "portal") science and her ties to an Avenger you'd think she would have had better judgement.
Is gorr's kid just like some regular human looking kid?
[spoliler]She can fire laser beams from her eyes.[/spoiler]
I think so. She's played by Chris Hemsworth's IRL daughter.
>jane just fricking dies
>of fricking god cancer
kek
The movie works much better if you replace Jane with Technoblade.
WHAT?
underage zoomer thing, i'm guessing
because he just died of cancer
He passed away almost a week ago from cancer.
No just regular cancer
The idea is that the hammer made her defenses weaker so it's not that weird in context
I’ve been pretty much out of the MCU since Far From Home
>Never saw Eternals or Shang Chi
>NWH was a fun watch, but fricking falls apart when Peter decides to help the alternate universe villians
>MoM was fricking disappointing and felt like Diet Spiderverse, going as far as to just steal Kingpin's defeat and using it for Wanda
I was already gonna skip Love and Thunder since it looked way to hyperactive and would only use the Greek Gods.
>>MoM was fricking disappointing and felt like Diet Spiderverse
Those two movies felt completely different
Kingpin and Wanda are searching the universe fir copies if their families. Only Kingpin actually had a kid and wife, while Wanda is a Schizo. Bet this b***h feels real good just letting Wanda get away scott free.
But anon you'll never know what you sacrificed
If I start kidnap an entire town to play house or start killing random people to get a CHANCE to steal my Waifu from an alternate reality, you have my full permission to put me down.
Or you could destroy a magic books under some rubble...
She looks dumb but I'd really like to see her without pants.
The author of the Darkhold, Chthon (who has also corrupted at least two variant Strange's), wants to be able to use his chosen puppet, Wanda, to traverse the multiverse, and uses Billy and Tommy as a mind trick to get Wanda to do his bidding.
Wanda actually has almost zero agency in MoM, the "I'm a mother" shit is to pander to female audiences and conceal that it is really a possession story) she's just a puppet of an old demon. In short she has no actual motive. One of the MCU's weakest villains.
she did the crimes fully aware you are a homosexual
do I need to watch anything to understand this movie? My last MCU was endgame and dont give a frick about any show
They had scenes recaps.
>do I need to watch anything to understand this movie?
No
Thor is made for light shenanigans and isn't supposed to be serious but some small thing that will lead up to the big bad for the next Avengers movie will be sneaked in there somewhere
Maybe Ragnarok
>we want the God of War audience
BRAVO
sauce
Seems like some toony Vrchat avatar, based on the design theres no way this thing doesnt grow morbidly obese or get a massive dick/breasts with just a press of a button.
TimothyT AKA DingDongVG's fursona
ngl i would frick timothy as a pink donkey
I should have known natalie portman would only agree to do another movie if they killed her off
I'd be absolutely livid if I was a jane thor fan
Word is they're planning on a Jane Foster / The Mighty Thor solo project. I imagine it would either (a) be set during her time as the Mighty Thor while Thor Odinson was in space with the Guardians or (b) something to do with Valhalla, since they'd have access to Mighty Thor, Heimdall, Loki, Odin, Frigga, and the Warriors Three, should they really choose to go with that.
My guess is Secret Wars.
If liked Ragnarok you deserve this, that movie made Thor into a joke but idiots ate it so you enabled them to make him into a total clown
>every woman is hype as frick because MCU is getting a female Thor
>everyone thinks she will be the new Thor
>she fricking dies
KINO
I mean it subverted my expectations but I think killing jane like that was dumb
Taika makes wholesome irreverent comedies he should not be trying to stick sad deaths in his movies and then end on a joke
But but muh woke conspiracy!
all those months spent whining because "muh M-She-U" and marvel "going woke" and now you morons are gonna call this shit fricking kino because she dies? god you losers are fricking pathetic
No they have to shit on it. Nerdotic will still b***h about the message and Jane dying from cancer is too woke
dilate homosexual
>and now you morons are gonna call this shit fricking kino
No, this movie is the anti-kino nothing works
Dang those look awfull
I was always really irked by how not even remotely pretty she is
> Black Widow flopped and dead.
> Scarlet Witch irredeemable and dead.
> Jane Thor dead.
Meanwhile, Spiderman, Doctor Strange, and Thor are still around and still at the forefront. With the exception of Carol, all the female characters in their roster (Kamala, Ironheart, Yelena, etc) are secondary, C tier characters at best.
There is no M "She" U. There was never going to be one. The people claiming they were going to replace the male leads (20+ successful movies and counting) with female leads (2 middling movies and not counting) now look like colossal whiners and paranoid homosexuals.
There's some virtue signalling and alot of tokenism, but nothing beyond that has actually changed. The chuds had nothing to worry about.
This. The MCU is bad in ways that have nothing to do with muh culture war. Don't forget Eternals is, more than anything, the vision of a chinese woman who really wants that white bf dick.
It has everything to do with wokeism you're blind and deluding yourself
You can't be happy until white men frick white woman and save the day. Bigots the lot of you
Jane and America should never have been made! It lead to shittty woke films and has killed the MCU. Now the MSHEU is filled with not hot babes, The Message, and more minoririty pandering thanks to shills like you.
That's what Gorrs daughter is for, to be the new Thor
They could never afford multiple roles with Portman and she didn't even want to, I'm surprised they got her back for this
Everyone got upset about a retread of Lady Thor when we're really getting Lady Thunderstrike.
Nah, she's just a nepotism hire to get some more money for the Hemsworths.
>That's what Gorrs daughter is for, to be the new Thor
Nice fanfiction
The level of stupid of some people is truly amazing.
> People thinking Cruise would cameo in a movie that would be competing against his Top Gun sequel.
> People thinking Portman would replace Hemsworth (Nerdrotic, ME, Quartering, etc all thought this would happen), when it was obvious Portman has no interest in doing endless Marvel movies.
If anything Portman is a good sport for doing this.
Based
Seethe. The movie was kino
We Adventure Time now
with less daddy issues, less navel gazing and less misandry.
Same amount of lesbians tho.
whats the fricking point of giving Thor a daughter at this point of the story???
They want the Mandalorian+Grogu, Obi-Wan+Leia, Kratos+BOI, etc. audience.
Its dumb though because..unless they're going to hire Hemsworth's daughter or age her up with another actress theres no point in adding her in there since they wont touch on it again.
They'll just recast her with a bigger name actress like they did with Ant-Mans daughter
This is the movie that morons who circlejerked over ragnarok deserve. I hope it ends with this one
I mean Taika is a genius but he's adapting one of the worst thor sagas in this movie
He should stick to good stories like planet hulk and world war hulk
>Taika is a genius
He's a overblown redditor that makes movies for men in their 30's with Pop Funko collections
Nahh, he is an overrated hack. I’d take james gunn over him.
>He should stick to good Thor stories like Hulk and Hulk
Gee, I wonder why he didn't do that?
Taika is a hack who made one okay movie about vampires. Thor 3 was overrated, and tonally inconsistent.
>Petulant child Hulk jokes for little kids
>Cum and orgy jokes for adults in the same movie
He has straight up said on twitter he doesnt care and is happy to make fans mad. Frick him.
He made Asguard a globohomosexual multicultural city on purpose although it makes 0 sense.
>hot
Has to be bait.
Taika is clearly not a genius, he's a media manufactured fraud whose "genius" reputation is entirely based on hype.
he's the same level of genius as Whedon and Gunn and how dare you and those other anons try and say otherwise
He's just overrated, only good he did is copying Whedon and adding color to the movies and using Kirbys art to design a set for that one area in Ragnarok but his humor is somehow worse than Whedons
Oh, regarding Lady Sif, to those interested: Gorr cuts off one of her arms and leaves her for dead, but she's rescued by Thor. That's it.
Sif can’t catch a break
Her arm made it to valhalla
what happened to the guardians of the galaxy?
They went to save the galaxy.
They go to respond to distress calls from other planets attacked by Gorr.
Looks like absolute shit, some corny comedy movie. Maybe even a modern version of Epic Movie/etc.
>they are adding tons of young heroes now
are you ready for young avengers?
>are you ready for young avengers?
Yes
I thought people liked them. Their first run sold decently.
Nobody cares about these gays
What's your source?
It came to me in a dream.
I miss Eli so much.
Just be happy that he's fricked off to greener pastures as a normalgay instead of just a gay
It won't be that young Avengers
It'll probably be Billy, Tommy, Kate, Kamala, Eli, America Chavez, Cassie, and Iron Lad (for the Kang connection). *Maybe* Kid Loki?
for me it's
Young Avengers live action is going to be a disaster. People like child actors when they're 2D because they usually just act like adults. When you have kids actually trying to act on screen it doesn't lead to anywhere good.
Runaways is a lot better.
A man of taste I see.
The initial series was good, but then it just became wiccan & hulking are a gay couple the series & focused completely on them, they couldn't use patriot anymore cause of some rights thing & they just relegated everyone else to the background, except for them to occasionally pop up to say "hey I'm also gay/bi now"
no, thats where this replace and race bait shit all began
>Patriot set up in Falcon & Bucky
>Loki set up in Loki
>Billy and Tommy set up in Wandavision
>Kate Bishop set up in Hawkeye
>Stature exists
>Ms. Marvel set up in Ms. Marvel
>America set up in Dr. Strange MOM
>Kang set up, which means Iron Lad exists
>Hulk and Skrulls exist, so Hulkling isn't out of the realm of possibility
I've been expecting YA since about minute two of the D+ shows.
>Dr. Strange MOM
Jesus Christ I'm an idiot, it took seeing it like that for the name Multiverse of Madness to finally make sense. How droll.
>(M)ultiverse (O)f (M)adness
>It's mostly about mommy Wanda rampaging to get her make belief sons back
Bravo Raimi!
I had to force myself through black falcon and witless soldier and i don't remember them paying any lip service to patriot at all
He literally meets Isaiah and learns about him being a test subject for super soldier serum, and Eli is there.
yet they never mentioned the little shit having powers or anything, he's just there
I can't believe they killed jane thor
that might just be enough to sink the movie
Might be enough to convince me to go see it
Market female thor
kill female thor in the same movie
Marvel is making basic mistakes again time for Feige to steer the ship again
can't wait for all the twitter woman posts about Jane death
This is what you homosexuals get for watching this trash after Avengers 1.
Twitter people are already seething about this movie.
Heimdall's son is named Astrid, but he thinks that's a girly name, so he goes by Axl instead. Thor basically tells him it's disrespectful toward Heimdall to reject the Asgardian name he was given and doesn't want to call him Axl, and there's a whole back-and-forth until Korg chimes in to tell Thor to just call him Axl. It seems like it's just a joke about girly-sounding names, but Twitter has convinced themselves the character is actually trans (there is no evidence of this). Thus, they argue, Thor is now transphobic for deadnaming the character.
Yes, this is a real thing people are seething about.
Astrid is in fact a girl's name. Dick move heimdall.
He should just get turbo-defensive about it like Kamille from Z Gundam.
Twitter people are mentally ill like trans people.
But Astrid is a girls name. So it's a boy wanting a more manly name and they have convinced themselves it's about trans shit? Stop going on Twitter
>Astrid is an old Scandinavian name that means “divinely beautiful.” It's a traditionally feminine name, but will fit any gender. The name comes from the Old Norse word “ "Ástríðr." “Ástríðr” is made up of two words, “áss” which means god and “fríðr” which means beautiful.
>“áss” which means god
>“áss” which means god
I do worship the booty but not like this
He doesn't mention it being a girly name though
Wtf i love Taika now????
The kid just loves Guns'n'Roses. He's shown in his room in an earlier scene, and it's full of GnR posters and such. He fricking says it's because of Axl Rose.
Also Korg says "He's butthole, just get on with it" or something like that
Astrid is a girl's name though. Why did Heimdall name his son with a girl's name?
Who knows. Maybe it's a Boy Named Sue kind of thing
The point is, nothing about it reflects or is allegorical of troonery, like these twitter c**ts want to pretend. It's a throwaway joke with the payoff of Korg mispronouncing it as butthole, and it adds to the general GnR wank of the whole movie. Nothing more.
Axl as in Rose? god I hope Taika is fired after this one
The MCU has been really, REALLY leaning on boomer nostalgia lately.
There´s literally a dumpling with anime eyes & mouth called Bao:The Dumpling God in the God´s Hall.
is it hot?
Presumably yes but only in terms of temperature.
>slotslights.com
oh right THAT'S why I stopped watching camrips. and here I was thinking it was the day and date streaming that did it.
yeah well, you make do with what's available. Give it a day or two; someone will edit/blur the ads out, or a new Cam will pop up.
I'm not going to be the one to shit on a MCU movie for trying to do something different for once.
Call me a contrarian but what I've heard so far seems at least more interesting than Captain Marvel.
Might pirate it if I have time.
I just don't get the vitriol here, did you want the boring ass MCU movies back?
They should've ended the Marvel series after Infinity Wars and have it go on Hiatus for 10 years. It's starting fall against them.
Dude who are you trying to convince? This shit looks like the WW84 of the mcu.
Captain Marvel is still the best MCU film to date though.
These movies have become directionless garbage. The Thanos saga at least had the infinity stones to tie things together as a macguffin, these post-Thanos stories are either vaguely about the multiverse or dedicated to replacing male characters with female versions of themselves.
This saga is all about Kang, but that doesn't mean every single movie/show is going to be about alternate universes or timelines. Ant-Man never introduced anything Thanos-related, nor did Captain America: The Winter Soldier. A lot of these projects are introducing new characters who will serve as players during the Secret Wars movie(s).
>dedicated to replacing male characters with female versions of themselves.
Except Jane doesn't replace Thor in this movie
Not even temporarily.
They don't even do that girl power "I can do it better than you" shit, no antagonism whatsoever. They just have romantic tension from their unresolved feelings.
It was really surprising how they sidestepped that entire aspect of the original Jane Thor story.
>Lying this badly
All it was just Jane shilling. It’s why they have her steal Mjolnir and be the one to make Gorr stop
Would have been better if Thor had just defeated him
She didn't steal Mjolnir, it was in Asgard still in pieces and it chose her
No, we literally see her steal it out of his hands like a total b***h
That's not what happens and you know it.
Did she or did she not swipe it out of his reach
She didn't. She had thrown it at a monster, then recalled it. Thor was in the same direction as the monster, and tried to grab it as it was being recalled.
Because it was his hammer and she stole it like a total b***h
Yeah Gorr has his head chopped off Thanos style. He wishes Jane's cancer gone and fricks her
I want someone to adapt Simonson's Thor run. Is that too much to ask for?
What's different about it? It's an action comedy like 80% of the MCU. They just went so far with the comedy this time that it's bordering on parody
I fricking hate that womanlet
>did you want the boring ass MCU movies back?
yes, please bring this back.
>did you want the boring ass MCU movies back
Did they ever go away?
>different for once
How is this movie different at all? Literally how. It's the most by the books MCU movie this entire phase.
>Cinemaphile b***hed and whined about Female Thor being in the movie
>Cinemaphile now b***hes and whines about Female Thor being killed off
Typical
she was still in the movie
Meh. Looks like a fun kids movie. Probably be one to watch at Christmas or Thanksgiving when the family's over.
So, is there a scene where Gorr tries to kill Thor by telling him about how great Huey Lewis is while shouting "Try to get beer at New Asgard now, you fat bastard?"
if it gets taken down
>movie has color
>Cinemaphile b***hes
First Obiwan now this. I'm so tired of seeing shitty little brats being given spotlight they can't handle.
Why she looks like a human?
Gorr looked human before he got the necrosword
>Gave Thor Stormbreaker so they could sell more toys with IW and Endgame
>Some fricking rando has it now
>Beta Ray Bill never happening
Like, what the frick man? Why does Marvel refuse to show us the really cool characters from the Cosmic setting?
Anon, they're absolutely holding off on BRB until Hemsworth calls it quits, at which point they'll have BRB be the new Thor-type.
You couldn't find one that WASN'T some moronic tumblr bullshit?
Eternity is smaller than I'd like
I feel embarrassed for Batman actor
At least eternity looks like eternity
Does Eternity talk at all? I'm curious about what voice they'd give him.
What's Rustie like in this? Does he show up just to be le funny drunk man and then get effortlessly slaughtered by Gorr along with the whole greek pantheon? Or is it something less obvious?
He "gets killed" by Thor in the movie, but the post-credit scene reveals he's still alive. He's basically seething at how gods have become zany quipsters and jokes on Earth, so he sends Hercules to go kill Thor to remind people what the gods really are.
Well, that's actually better than I had hoped. I was expecting another Illuminati "introduce some potentially interesting new characters for 30 seconds before they're all effortlessly murdered by the bad guy for the sole purpose of showing how badass they are, even though we already know this and are getting bored of them" kind of deal. Thanks anon
So I assume Thor and Herc will bro it up next film, with Thor teaching Herc humility? Will Mangog be the antagonist finally?
Mangog and Gorr are too similar villains
I think you could de-emphasise the god hate with Mangog and instead focus on the "psychic gestalt remnants of a dead race killed by Odin long ago" dealio
>featuring a Greek god
Dario Agger?
Mangog is boring as frick. Personally I want the next villain to be Thor and Hercules vs Amatsu-Mikaboshi. They've finally embraced gods as a whole, so nothing stopping them now from using him
They still haven't done the World Serpent
Disappointed he didn't send Ares
Why does Eternity grant wishes anyway?
Just finished watching it. Holly frick what a boring movie. The only good thing was Christian Bale.
I really didn't mind that ending as much as I thought I would from the leaks. The kid does have some powers from Eternity after all, which is pretty cool.
>Love is played by Hemsworth's daughter
>Her name is India
That's sweet but also they gotta enforce some basic sensibilities in hollywood with naming your children
Huh that's cool she is irl Thor's daughter
It’s alright. I knew someone named India in college.
>The filmic equivalent of McDonald’s food: hits the spot in the moment, fades from memory immediately upon completion, and was likely produced using a 3D printer.
This was one of the fresh RT reviews. Fricking yikes.
Marvel has that "wtf are we doing" problem DC has had. Feige has turned into the "Just get product out" guy. Not good. People are starting to forget about Infinity War and Endgame and he cant ride the wave of mediocrity much longer.
The fresh ratings remind me of this
Thor 4 wasn't perfect, but still the best phase 4 movie by a mile. Top 5 MCU movies for me
COOMsumer here shillposter
no way home was still better
I'm not even sure marvel fans care about the overall plot anymore
its clear after endgame they have run out of comic material to ape and now have to wing it
>Top 5 MCU movie for me
Every MCUgay says this after the new MCUslop drops. Your top 5 MCU movies are all of them.
Reminder that Eternity is Tony Stark.
Well that's good because Vision is JARVIS
Is that his irl daughter?
Yes.
Gorr daughter lmao
The actress is the actual daughter of Hemsworth
i hate that song already
I guess in the end the real love and thunder is the titular Love and Thunder we found along the way.
>trailer song was even "sweet child of mine"
Taika is beyond corny.
I watched this yesterday and its main problems are that it lacks an act 2, basically goes from the beginning to the final fight, and that it feels like it's just setting up Thor 5.
There's a cringe joke where Valk is showing Jane all the weapons she packed for battle
And she pulls out something and Jane is like "hand grenade?" and valk says "no portable speaker" and she presses play and then it's just like 10 seconds of them moving their heads to the music
And this is right after Jane is having an existential moment realizing her cancer is still killing her slowly. I fricking hate how Waititi can't let a single moment sit and has to include stupid shitty 'jokes' like this throughout the whole film.
They should have let Chris Yost write this rather than Hacka Watiti
??? Couldn't Gorr wisbmh to travel back to his family. Wait. Why didn't the Avengers wish Infinity War undone?
Avengers didn't know about Eternity
Valk did. Which is fine, she's an ancient elite warrior who was in Odin's service.
But she could have brought it up at some point during the 5 years.
Blame it on the alcoholism I guess.
Good point, that could make for a good what if episode where the Avengers find eternity
Don't think it works like that
I only came for Rocket Raccoon so after their 5 minute part I just kinda zoned out.
So whats the story of the necrosword?
I think the Necrosword is the sword of the first god Gorr decides to kill. It curses Gorr, but it's also one of few weapons able to kill gods. The curse basically makes Gorr rely on the sword to keep him alive, so when Jane destroys it, it dooms him to die from the curse.
I want this movie to flop so fricking bad. I'm sick of goofy bullshit, I'm sick of quips and jokes, I'm sick of the MCU's absolutely dogshit humor, especially for a character like Thor.
I want to put a fricking sword through the heart of this action-comedy bullshit. This isn't right for Thor.
Too bad. No one liked serious Thor.
I thought Aquaman had a super bland personality and yet no one complained. Momoa wasn’t even playing his funny dudebro self. Why does Thor have to turn into a joke? Just give him a better adventure.
The movie had a joke about activating an ancient relic by peeing on it. The dude bro humour was technically there
So that's his daughter but is that burrito baby? Has that much time passed since then?
You know the funny thing is that this is arguably a better Gorr than the comic one
he's barely in the movie
Nah comics Gorr was based Bale Gorr is a pussy
>Cinemaphile is so contrarian they'll defend Gorr
You disgust me
Because woke Gorr is worse frick Disney
What the hell is "woke" about Gorr you fricking tourist?
He’s a pussy now
Look I'll poke fun at the MCU as much as the next guy but you lot make everyone else look fricking stupid, and especially bad when you retroactively start defending comic Gorr just to hold some kind of misguided superiority over casuals. Boy I can't wait for this board to start defending Batman Who Laughs next. It's all so transparent
He says it best Gorr has nothing to him in this film besides wokeness
So you're a moron who watches Youtube reviews and regurgitates their opinion? You're pretty cringe bro.
Doesn't make him wrong
I'm not watching your Youtube channel. Go shill elsewhere
Saving you 10 mins he b***hes about Bale not looking like a Power Rangers monster
Anything in the current MCU is woke incarnate Gorr in the comics would wish all gods dead and still kill Thor out of spite
MCU Gorr is such a simp
My god I loathe you people. If you really hate woke shit frick off and watch yoyr Quartering vids
Alien Voldemort looks better than Uncle Fester, I don't know what he's actually like in the comics since the comics never fricking matter but I guarantee its better than how b***hmade he is in the movie
I thought Gorr was pretty cool. He served his purpose as a decent one off overpowered threat and this is coming from someone who isn't typically an Aaron fan at all.
Are you frickin high
Call me old fashioned but I kind of wish Zeus had the same presence as Odin
Kino.
Taika Waititi exposed as the kiwi fraud that he is, I love it
What does Gorr's daughter look like? Is she a cutie atleast? Also Thor just adopts her as a daughter? I thought spoilers said she's his new lover.
1. Love is literally a child.
2. She is literally played by Hemsworth's daughter.
What a bullshit nightmare. I wanted Love to be a hot adult alien babe. This movie sounds like it is just the MCU and Taika Waititi sucking their own dick.
It's Chris Hemsworth's own daughter
I'm gonna guess the MCU's humor is still doing the same stale
>make fun of the protagonist at every turn
Its been doing for years now. I don't mind it a little, nobody likes a protagonist that's never allowed to catch a little banter from other characters but its become the whole brand at this point. After awhile it seems like you're just suppose to root for a spineless moron that gets made fun at every turn by everyone he encounters.
Movie didn't really have many quips but just lots of humor, most of it bland though. probably the only bit I liked was when Bifrost was jelly over Thor complimenting other weapons
WHAT ACTOR PLAYS GORR'S DAUGHTER? IS SHE CUTE?
Chris's daughter
Fricking OOF
I was already not going to see this movie, now I'm extra not going to see this movie
>Wasted The Surtur Saga
>Wasted The God Butcher Saga
>Will ruin Beta Ray Bill
Maybe we'll get Thor vs Zeus and Bill vs Ares?
Is it true Valkyrie lifts Mjolnir?
No.
She fights with Zeus' lightning weapon for a little while, but gets hurt and has to sit out the finale, a gives Thor said weapon.
That looks like shit
I'm very sick of the marvel formula now, can the quips be dialed down by 50% at least?
No. You're going to get 75% MORE quips and you're going to LIKE IT.
Blade leak:
Blade is fighting vampires, but then they all suddenly disintegrate and are gone. Blade suddenly feels his thirst and his powers vanish. He's just a normal guy now.
Wong appears out of a portal and informs him that because Wanda destroyed all the Darkholds, there are no longer any vampires. Wong tells Blade he can go home.
The rest of the movie is just Blade playing Minecraft, going to get some shopping, and going to a theme park and riding a roller coaster. In the closing scene he ice skates up a hill. "Nice day to ice skate uphill", he says.
END CREDITS
I hope Marvel tries doing something serious and fails again like Eternals lmao
Gorr was underwhelming, but the rest of the movie was pretty comfy
Jane and Thor relationship FINALLY has some chemistry, they're quite cute together
The ending is kinda garbage and Gorr's "redemption" is really rushed, plus he should've killed more gods on screen, maybe during the time they were on omnipotencity since he was hunting Stormbreaker, would make him more of an unstoppable menace instead of dude with sword
The last scene with Thor and Love was pretty cute too, but that kid was way too small to be holding Stormbreaker
Overall pretty fun movie, weirdly wholesome, with an underwhelming villain and ending, it deserves the 7/10, maybe a 6
been here longer than you, Black person
>I'm not new I've been here all summer
Kid being too small doesn't matter when she has part of Eternity's power
>Jane and Thor relationship FINALLY has some chemistry, they're quite cute together
Corporategay
nah, it's genuinely the first time it works in these movies
What are the post credit scenes?
>Zeus, pissed off at Thor for almost killing him, sends Hercules to go after Thor.
>Heimdall welcomes Jane into Valhalla.
Thor god of dicky
>still watching MCUshit
>Watching capeshit
Now that the dust has settled, did you like Thor better in Phase 1/2?
Phase 1/2 Thor is more in line with what Thor should be. However, Phase 3 Thor was way more entertaining. Ideally, it should strike a balance between these two instead of going full zany as Taika seems to have.
Thor Love and Thunder it is much worse than the critics said, I have never seen a super hero movie worse than this, guys nothing works in the first minutes you see that the movie is a parody
So redpill me anons, do they cowar out again and not give us based Beta Ray Bill
this is amazing FRICK YOU moronS WHO CANT APPRECIATE NICE THINGS
ABObawdE buttholeS I HOPE I DONT CATHC ANY OF YOUS AT THE CINEMEAS
>The Necroblade can kill gods!!!!
Yeah like.....all the other things that almost killed Thor over these movies????
>In the end, the real Love and Thunder(TM) was the friends we made along the way
So does Hemsworth get Mjolnir back at the end and give Stormbreaker to Love? I thought the leaks said Jane destroys Mjolnir stopping Gorr. Also is still all cracked?
POST SIF SCREENSHOTS
>Thor gets back in shape
>Thor never looks weak the entire movie and holds his own even without Stormbreaker
>Jane wankery is present but honestly not overwhelming
>Jane dies and doesn't replace Thor. Thors get his hammer back.
>Thor gets a daughter wife for his trouble as well as a 5th solo movie
I don't wanna hear any more MCU hates straight white males shitposting after this. You frickers better kneel to Taika.
The only reason Whor isn't sticking around is because Portman is expensive, that's all.
I wish I could believe Hela would return, but if Portman is expensive God only knows how pricey Blanchett is
The real problem with the movie is the whole weapon love triangle thing was funny for like the first time after that the joke becomes obnoxious, and this kinda happens with a lot of the jokes.
>Thor gets a daughter wife
Just daughter. She's played by Hemsworth's actual daughter.
Honestly, Jane was shown as being weaker than Thor pretty blatantly. Just saw the movie a few hours ago, but off the top of my head I can think of 3 times where the movie clearly showed off she was not as powerful
>that scene where Gorr captures Jane, Valkyrie and Thor in his black goo and starts choking Jane to death to lure Thor into calling Stormbreaker. She can't escape her the black goo holding her in place but Thor manages to free them all once he gets angry and calls stormbreaker
>when Thor and Gorr fight on that asteroid/moon. They're pretty evenly matched, and Thor even overpowers Gorr and makes him temporarily retreat at the end. However when Jane tried fighting him on the moon, he swatted her away like she was nothing.
>During the final fight where Thor holds his own against Gorr with no hammer and after sharing his power with dozens of Asgardian children. He's about to lose the fight before Jane arrives, but did not take any damage. When Jane fights Gorr on her own with mjolnir, she gets her ass kicked and ends up visibly bloodied and beaten before Thor saves her from Gorr who was about to deliver the killing blow
Was honestly surprised by this.
Don't forget that without Mjolnir, without Stormbreaker, Thor casually catches Zeus' personal weapon, ONE HANDED, and immediately chucks it through him so hard he's out of the movie until the end credits. Keep in mind Zeus is established to be the (allegedly) most powerful god in Omnipotence City
Man's come a long way from jobbing to tasers.
>Thor gets a daughter wife
You are moronic.
The MCU has never hated straight white males. They've taken real good care of Thor, Iron Man, and Captain America in these movies, and it's been more than kind to Spiderman, Dr. Strange, Hulk, Star Lord, and Antman.
Hulk is a joke dude
Could Gorr even fly? During every battle I kept waiting for Thor to do the tornado thing he did in the first movie, during the fight with the Destroyer armour, and THEN whack the Necrosword to shards once he was off-balance.
I'm not a MUH STRAIGHT WHITE MALESgay but Hulk's been a joke for a while, and while I accept that in IW that was kind of the point, in Endgame Star Lord got shit on for no good reason upon his revival.
I'd also argue Thor has been a fall guy since his third movie but given IW was good to him even if Endgame clowned on him again, that's likely more down to Taika than anything.
After all the complaints about mcu humor their casting of herc is funny to me. Herc's one of the marvel character you can (and should) play complete comically and the dude they got is the most "straight man" of every comedy scene he's in.
They're probably going to make him the straight man now that Thor is basically the dudebro jock meme character.
>turning a comedic character into a serious killjoy
Ah yes that went so damn well with Deadpool.
Can't wait for this to not matter in whatever work features Thor next
Since when did Heimdall have a son
Best part of the movie was the Ragnarok play
Everything in this movie was complete trash. Not a single dialog where Thor does not stutter or is not complete moronic, the CGI is off the charts horrible, the story...what the actual frick? Christian Bales performance was the only good thing in this, but Gorr's whole character was ruined for the funny lolz. God I hate Waititi.
IIRC Bale said a lot of the Gorr footage was cut from the movie, which I find very believable considering it feels like there was meant to be more going on with him before we went from Space Nosferatu to Sad Dad
The "wackiness" of this movie was off the charts, like they couldn't give us 2 minutes without a joke. The fricking goats screaming throughout the entire movie sums up my point
OK i´m going to watch Maverick a second time
I have to usher tonight 🙁
The clickbait articles are funnier then usual because at least "who is thanos" or "who is eros" could get non comic readers to click the article to learn about this character who appeared in the post credits scene of the movie they just watched, but "who is hercules" is one step too far.
Ah yes, the obscure character hercules. Better click on this article to learn about this fellow! And even funnier because comic herc is almost exactly the same as mythological herc with the only changes there to smooth out the more fricked up parts.