Fricking Zoomers are killing movies.

Fricking Zoomers are killing movies.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Zoomera will cure this world of millenial moronation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Zoomer typed this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I have no time to check my typing due to being too busy saving western civilisation by watching minions kino and shitposting on my phone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im a zoomer and were even gayer than millenials

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a zoomer, whilst millenials may be whiny homosexuals, they got dealt a way worse hand than we ever did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they got dealt a way worse hand than we ever did.
        How do you mean?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          9/11? The patriot act, the dot com crash? A lot of them were barely even coming into adult hood by the 08 crash.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What's going on right now might easily end up worse.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomers are living in the post 9/11-Patriot Act world and the Crypto crash is probably gonna have more impact to most than the dot com crash ever did, not to mention the upcoming recession is probably gonna be Depression level bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro you are just as or more fricked than us, ww3 incoming

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they got dealt a way worse hand than we ever did.
        how? by growing up in America's golden age? by going to college? frick you idiot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >millennials grew up in america's golden age
          >going to college meaning anything
          you are a dumb subhuman and you shouldn't be allowed on the internet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a millenial and I wish I was happy.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the best thing they've ever done
    the system is scared

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First video was funny. All the wannabes are kinda gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I never found it funny at all. It just felt like zoomers were trying to recreate the Morbius meme, but completely missed the point by actually going to watch the movie.

      Also, the whole, "look at me I'm going to watch a movie made for kids in a suit (because PATRICK BATEMAN IS SO HECKIN COOLERINO KEKW) and then clap my hands like a developmentally challenged meanderthal at everything, frightening the target audience of young kids."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yea. They just wanna be like we don't like Minions we be watching it ironically when in fact they do love Minions cause they grew up with that garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I never found it funny at all.
        >It just felt like zoomers were trying to recreate the Morbius meme

        you mean by not being funny at all?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever man. Like it or not, Morbius was still far funnier than this shit ever was.

          Do you really think they care more about the integrity of some shitty meme than going out with their boys?

          I don't care about the integrity of a meme either. I'm a zoomer too.

          But it legit just feels like zoomers were trying way too hard to actually make this thing an event.

          I wouldn't be surprised if Illumination, seeing how huge the whole Morbius thing became, just made up this whole "hurr durr go watch our movie with "the boys", bring as many as possible so we make more money"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I wouldn't be surprised if Illumination, seeing how huge the whole Morbius thing became, just made up this whole "hurr durr go watch our movie with "the boys", bring as many as possible so we make more money
            it absofrickinglutely was a marketing scheme and the people indenial about are unironically brain damaged

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think they care more about the integrity of some shitty meme than going out with their boys?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yea. They just wanna be like we don't like Minions we be watching it ironically when in fact they do love Minions cause they grew up with that garbage.

        >zoomers
        >we have so much power
        lol just lol

        The Gru in a suit thing is millenial's favourite pool's closed meme from 2005 but actually funny and in real life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like the "Do you know da wae" thing ages ago, the first one was kinda funny all the other ones ruined the joke.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet any single sheep in a herd feels equally indestructible. It's a shame numbers ultimately mean nothing.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine walking up with a rifle and just unloading into that line

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why this made me kek so hard. Just the thought of all these wannabe sigmas in their gay little suits perpetually tensing their jawline just getting shot to death and killing this stupid meme instantly sounds hilarious.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Frick the box office.
    From the ashes shall rise kino

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >top gun maverick hit 1.3b at the box office
    no
    tom cruise is saving movie while the zooms are having their fun shitting up pozzed minions screenings

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    by going to the movies?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers
    >we have so much power
    lol just lol

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I a zoomer if I was born in 98? I can't relate to most zoomer shit, didn't get internet until I was 10 and grew up with VHS tapes and a PS1/PS2

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think us millenials would be as homosexual if we were trying to archive our every exploit online?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we have so much power
    >because they're brain dead trend followers and social media addicts
    lmao

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