>Fricks up Star Wars. >Slowly fades into irrelevance

>Fricks up Star Wars
>Slowly fades into irrelevance
What's next for Jar Jar Abrams?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He told James Gunn to hire his actor for superman or he would israeliteball James Gunn out of Hollywood, so Gunn casted a closeted israelite

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who was JJ's actor?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The dude who's the new superman. Gunn bent the knee tothe israelites

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James Gunn is a israelite himself, you don't need to create something more complex

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jews are allowed to frick each other over. They only close ranks to outsiders fricking them over.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jj abra,s was originally attached to SUPERMAN and all of DC until based Zaslav came in and realized JJ was sewing the company out of 500 millies by not creating any properties for DC. James Gunn was hired but JJ still wanted his israelite gay actor to get super,an. So James Gunn had to comply and pretended like it was cause he saw him in an audition

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, I didn't know James Gunn was a shrinking b***h, I suspected it but I didn't know for sure.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, I didn't know James Gunn was a shrinking b***h, I suspected it but I didn't know for sure.

          That doesn't make any sense, JJ was doing a black Superman movie project

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >JJ was doing a black Superman movie project

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never forget JJ was the hack that put Cavill on the radar for Superman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh really? When JJ was in the running to take over DC after the legal justice fiasco it seemed like he hated Cavill and wanted his own Superman... A black Superman

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's making another mystery box
    there were rumors it was about back to the future

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bttf remake
      I hope fricking not.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the rumor
        but it hasn't been confirmed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bttf remake
      I hope fricking not.

      this is the rumor
      but it hasn't been confirmed

      Kevin Hart as Marty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idris Elba as biff

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is you homies taking notes on a sports betting conspiracy?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idris Elba as biff

        You joke but you can't deny this would be pure kinography

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale own the rights to Back to The Future, and Zemeckis said in an interview back in 2015 that no reboot or remake of the film will be authorized in his or Gale's lifetimes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale own the rights to Back to The Future

        yeah and lucas said they will never be another star wars movie.

        and yet somehow jj abrams did it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But anon, there hasn’t been another Star Wars movie since 1983

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale own the rights to Back to The Future

        yeah and lucas said they will never be another star wars movie.

        and yet somehow jj abrams did it.

        Do you have any idea how much money they could have earned just by allowing someone to make a reboot or remake? They seem pretty serious about it and I just hope that before they kick the bucket they go on a no-reboot no-remake campaign so that everyone remembers very clearly how much they absolutely would not be ok with it even after they're dead. I mean just absolutely make the IP un-remakeable because everyone will remember how much they said anyone doing it would be a complete frickhead.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you have any idea how much money they could have earned just by allowing someone to make a reboot or remake?
          Nobody would watch it because they would fill it with blacks and trannies

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you have any idea how much money they could have earned just by allowing someone to make a reboot or remake?
          None. No one who loved the original wants to see it or would pay to. IN both film and video games people are very very tired of never ending franchises, remakes and reboots. They won't pay for it anymore.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you have any idea how much money they could have earned just by allowing someone to make a reboot or remake?
            Nobody would watch it because they would fill it with blacks and trannies

            The money they would be tempted with would be from the studios, asking for licensing. We all know it would flop and be filled with wokeshit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale own the rights to Back to The Future, and Zemeckis said in an interview back in 2015 that no reboot or remake of the film will be authorized in his or Gale's lifetimes.
        based

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His Star Trek and Star Wars are both so devoid of personality and depth it's actually insane. It's like all he cared about for both franchises was laser guns and space battles. Typical original trilogy fan.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t imagine what it’s like to experience the ridiculous plot of Into Darkness without knowing anything about Wrath of Khan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What he cared about in each franchise was inserting anti-white hatred into them, that’s his only interest.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ruining music through his daughter

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully suicide

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hopefully suicide
      Its sad that een though I'm a
      Christian and obviously don;t want anyone to harm themselves that my brain started going 'yes, yes" when I read these horrible words. I think he made the worst film in history and that will be true in a 1000 years.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. He’s such a talentless moron that even his nepo status can’t get him work.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He tried to make everyone in his family to nepo their way into industry. He is the one recommended new lord of the rangs directors. He even made his son to write a shitty marvel Spiderman comic as a gift. Marvel announced it as a big thing in twitter.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Invoking Jar Jar in a post accusing someone other than George Lucas of ruining Star Wars is extremely counter-productive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Invoking Jar Jar in a post accusing someone other than Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson or Dave Filoni of ruining Star Wars is extremely counter-productive.
      ftfy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even vaguely understand the post you're responding to.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cry moar

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're a proud idiot huh

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get handed the easiest slam dunk in cinematic history
    >frick it up beyond belief

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not Rian Johnson's picture

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fans fricked up Star Wars.
    >prequels are... le bad!
    >TFA is too much like OT!
    >TLJ should be retconned!
    >why did TROS retcon things???!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about
      >dont do any prequels nor sequels

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not the people who actually make the stuff that fricked it up, it's the fans that complain about it!
      I'm never going to get this moronic logic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cry into your hundred dollar stuffed pillow case, George.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying disney listened to fans in any way, shape, or form
      >implying disney didn't just shit out three incoherent, unplanned, barely related to each other, certainly unrelated to the previous trilogy, "films" then get angry at the audience for daring to not give them all 10/10s

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matt Reeves is his protege, he's working behind the shadows now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Matt Reeves is his protege, he's working behind the shadows now

      No Surprises, Reeves Can't Make Original Movies Either

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the director of the current Israel-Palestine War, the mystery box are the hostages

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's the director of the current Israel-Palestine War, the mystery box are the hostages

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick his daughter

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