>Friday night

>Friday night
Why are you here?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 27 year old kissless virgin.

    Is it over?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, move your ass, do things.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well what do you got going for you? give me something to work with here

      if your just staying at home then i dunno

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i never get why you guys dont get hookers. you pay them to ignore your small dick a gut or w/e you have a hang-up about.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where find hookers

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://internet.com

          Also Nevada or Brazil or Australia or any third-world country, really.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            according to my friend, get the hooker to show you her naked body over facetime, so you know she's not a cop-plant

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Im in extremely painful

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sister didn't wanna fuck tonight

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i started watching PREY but 1/3rd in and i find acting really bad, like fucking straight-to-dvd tier bad, so i came to see what /teevee/ thinks of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, same. I mean I'll just keep watching it while playing vidya.. but I have work in the morning too

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are YOU here, Bane? Huh?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 30 years old and never kissed a girl.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching the movie Moon drinking beers alone and feeling sorry for myself

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot that it was Friday.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    30 and still living at home, fucked a few girls though but still have 0 friends

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm here forever.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at work.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nothing ever happens when I go out
    might as well stay home and save some $$$

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    same response as last week.
    >I'm 33
    >I work for a living
    >tired as fuck and want to have a drink and watch tv
    >I have social obligations and Sunday

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Banes got small arms, especially for a roid fat. Makes me feel better about my own

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally at work right now and my boss just told me that he wants me to come in tomorrow to finish the work that my coworkers didn't finish today, even though it wasn't my project at all.

    I just wanted to drink and enjoy my Friday night bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what would happen if you told him no?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What kinda project? Maybe your friends from /misc/ can help.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm broke

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For you.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GAY SEX

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just to suffer

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 40. The cat I've had since I was in college was given 3-4 weeks to live 2 weeks ago. This may be the last weekend I get to have with my little buddy. I'n drinking whiteclaws while he's stonbe off his ass on painkillers. We're watching Love, Death and Robots.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry anon

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's Saturday morning and I've got a bit of a hangover tbh

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I had my heart ripped out 2 years and 11 months ago. A few months before the coof lock downs.

    I tried for the longest time to force myself to get out there. To meet new people. To try and re-engage with society after having my life destroyed. To try and use the time I have "left" to meet the right woman and build a family.

    For the last 2 years I have met nothing but garbage women. Absolute trash. Walking talking eating drinking breathing narcissistic cumsocks who expect me to be ok with sharing them with who the fuck knows how many other men and KNOWING I'm sharing them. The thought turns my stomach.

    I'm afraid I'm starting to give up. I just showered and shaved. I ran some clothes thru the dryer to get them freshened up and dewrinkled.... and then I came and laid down in my bed without getting dressed.. and now I'm here.

    I'm afraid part of me is trying to give up. To abandon what I want. To just anesthetize myself with video games and jerking off so long that my life falls off the calendar and I eventually just die a lonely old man wondering where the time went.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    eating Ritz crackers with butter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >with butter

      as in, spreading butter on them? that sounds fucking delicious. i fucking love butter bros

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sandman worth watching lads?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Duno, havn't watched it yet.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a girlfriend or friend or that matter that wasn't through discord in about 2 or 3 years now

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    playing vidya and drinking. didn't feel like socializing tonight.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have to work tomorrow. I work 6 days a week. I was broke and just about homeless a couple of years ago so I'm pretty grateful to have a job.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's Saturday day, what are you on about

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wagecel in a hotel and I am forced to work 2 weeks straight with no days off.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what should one be doing on a friday night?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      go to a nightclub
      stand in the corner while scrolling through IG and drinking your $10 drink all night and claim that you had a good time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what if you don't have social media or $10?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did a week of duty counsel, now I’m gonna get drunk and forget all the fucked up shit.

    What say you OP

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm married with kids and try to live a healthy fit life style. The kids are in bed and I'm on the couch playing PS5 while my wife watches a show. We're going to bed soon

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just hanging out with my girlfriend while shitposting on /misc/

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I actually went out for drinks with "the guys" but I struggle to make relevant contributions to the conversation.

    Girls/women seem to be actively terrified of me. I mean, if I ever even lock eyes with one, they immediately look scared and desperately look in any other direction.

    People then started to make fun of my clothing choices and my weight after a few drinks, so I just decided to go home.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ok what conversation. sports, girls, tv?

      if ur sitting silent looking at the floor then look at them its gonna be awkward as fuck

      as for clothing. just wearing safe shit. jeans and a tshirt

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >ok what conversation. sports, girls, tv?
        im contracted out to a military outfit, they're talking about other individuals in the company which obviously I've never met. I'm the only civilian.

        >as for clothing. just wearing safe shit. jeans and a tshirt
        I wore jeans and a tshirt, with a knitted jumper. People started asking if I just came from the cricket match.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          well if ur an outsider not much i can say.

          the only thing i would advise is just ask people randomly about themselves. the interjecting part might be part but what do u got to lose? if they say something they play, do, etc u might have an in.

          feigning an interest is a skill bro.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          get better friends anon

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    friday night
    Im thinking that
    we just might
    fly away to someplace
    they don't know
    who we are

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i was about 19 working as a cashier and i was scanning some green haired girls items and she called me creepy out of nowhere. Thats when it was over for me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about the opinions of random whores
      Yeah you're seriously ngmi.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking solo, watching gosling kino. Thinking about asking a girl out tomorrow. What would you do tee vee ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ask her out dingus

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What if she say no

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what if she says yes?

          running in circles isnt going to do anything

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If she say no I lose a friend and my sense of self confidence

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The more you get rejected, the more you stop caring and the easier it is in the future

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                well then bro what do you want?

                are u gonna sit there stew and orbit or say something?

                unfortunately u have a penis and are expected to do all the legwork.

                worst case u get rejected, called a creep, tells all her friends etc.

                but theres no point in sitting there being the "nice guy", and even then u can say well ok well we can still be friends right (i know beta but for the record u can still say u "tried" to make things normal after the fact)

                dude as for self confidence. have you seen some of the guys that get bombshells? even if your worst imagined fear happens and she shits on you there is nothing stopping you from making something of yourself. i promise you living well is the best revenge.

                I dont know if it's the alcohol talking or it's yall, but I'm doing it tomorrow

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                based do it my friend dont listen to the guy above me

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              well then bro what do you want?

              are u gonna sit there stew and orbit or say something?

              unfortunately u have a penis and are expected to do all the legwork.

              worst case u get rejected, called a creep, tells all her friends etc.

              but theres no point in sitting there being the "nice guy", and even then u can say well ok well we can still be friends right (i know beta but for the record u can still say u "tried" to make things normal after the fact)

              dude as for self confidence. have you seen some of the guys that get bombshells? even if your worst imagined fear happens and she shits on you there is nothing stopping you from making something of yourself. i promise you living well is the best revenge.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              don't do it

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking solo on my porch
    I'm 31
    I spent money on alcohol to drink at home so no bars tonight
    The last two plus years of chinkflu maskie vaxxie shit made it extremely hard for me to want to patron places any more. Like am I just supposed to forget they wouldn't let me in last year for not getting experimental serum injected in me??? Fuck them. Fucking morons. I hate them
    Otherwise I'd seek out live music

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw good friend is moving away soon
    >tfw happy for him but really gonna miss hanging with him all the time
    I almost wonder if I should just move from my town and finally go for my dreams

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >have tons of movies downloaded
    >can only stand to watch certain scenes in them
    I feel like my adhd is getting worse

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    damn a lot of the brothers in here have some shit going on

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a loser

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im watching bill maher and then the rehearsal

    I need to see my friends though. I've been neglecting relationships in order to drink

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you don't get to bring friends

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't feel like doing anything and I gotta get up early with my kid. Might get drunk tomorrow tho

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a coastal city and find the social culture here to be repugnant

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I live in a mountain city and it’s the exact same. Every city culture is the exact same. And to be clear I am an actual hermit because of it.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’m exhausted from work so I’m relaxing here shitposting with you guys. Too fucking hot to go anywhere anyway.

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