From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele

From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I’ll never have a life this good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf. why did you have to remind me

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to get a black chick pregnant and run out on her so the kid can grow up to become the anti-Jordan Peele.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is way too much red meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That is way too much red meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a sneed roast which run around three pounds, the father will probably have some roast sandwiches for lunch the next few days at the factory.
      I'm not normally a sneed poster but I know if I said chuck roast someone else would respond sneed roast and I wanted to deny them of that.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CRACKERS

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This is what they took from us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your own fear took that from you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, feminism and mainstream demonization of stay at home mothers/wives is what took this away.
        Modern males/soys are just a reaction to the lack of women who are homemakers and worth starting a family with.
        "Fixing yourself" as a man will only attract 35 year old roasties who want someone as "ambitious and career-oriented" as they are, ie. someone to help pay their bills and take them on expensive vacations, and nothing more.
        >t. make mid-6 figures, fit, own my house outright, and want to start a family, but the dating pool is nothing but single mothers and career-oriented barren women obsessed with their "fur babies".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Wah wah i'm not responsible for my problems
          You're entirely responsible for being a lonely miserable person. Only you have an obligation to save yourself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you are right that self-determination is his solution for his life, but he's also right that the conditions in which he lives are wildly tipped against him. The level of success that the anon you're responding to will have to attain in order to live the same lifestyle is far greater than the man in that picture, and it is only getting worse. That said, again, working for it is better than bemoaning your circumstances and never trying in the first place.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Never said I was miserable. I'm very happy being single with more money than I can spend, but my desire to have a 1950's style nuclear family isn't realistic only due to modern women not desiring that lifestyle. That's the only limitation. I can't "work on myself" enough to make women be who I want them to be. That's completely out of my control.
            I'm not bitter or sad because of this, only disappointed in every woman I've been attracted to initially, and later decided they couldn't be what I was looking for.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are you kidding? Go on any social media, there are women tripping over themselves to get themselves a stay at home mom situation. The problem is they want to do that for an attractive, well adjusted man. Not a well to do incel with terrible politics.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Go on any social media
                Stopped reading there. Good women don't use social media.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good men don't use Cinemaphile.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In the future, Cinemaphile will be regarded with the same revere as Aristotle's Lyceum. Mark my words.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good men don't use Cinemaphile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >No, feminism and mainstream demonization of stay at home mothers/wives is what took this away.
          This. A functional family unit can't exist without the traditional wife role. The man *must* provide for the wife and kids financially, and the wife *must* take care of the domestic tasks at home. The roles can't be reversed, because women carry pregnancies, and that would mean a loss of income, and low upward mobility in income from a female breadwinner. On top of that, women aren't attracted to "stay at home dad" types.
          "Splitting responsibilities" isn't sustainable and doesn't exist long-term either. Think of a family like a corporation or business. Would a corporation be sustainable without separation of duties and skill specialization? Of course not. You will never find a sustainable and successful organization where everyone "splits responsiblities" so why would that work with a family, which is simply just a small organization?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >No, feminism and mainstream demonization of stay at home mothers/wives is what took this away.
          Bullshit. A society is formed by the men that run it, and when men choose NOT to run society and allow elements to corrupt it, then that society crumbles. Western society fell because white men stopped killing those that threatened it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah getting mindbroken by propaganda is the victims fault. Your time is coming to an end.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God damn that chuck roast would be $40 in bidenbuck$, crazy to think even the dinner on the table has become unattainable.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am entitled to sex.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that sona

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's annoying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is that sona
      no

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're supposed to post white people when you make these threads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He can't check all Cinemaphile insecurities.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still don’t know which one is key and which one is peele

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the unfunny one is key, whereas the one who doesn't make you laugh is peele. neither make scary movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Key is the one who only looks 1/8th black, Peele is the one who looks half-black.
      The only people who really like Key & Peele are liberal white women who think they enjoy "black people humor" but don't even know who Katt Williams is. Its very sanitized, but I do concede that they have a few really funny sketches, most suck though.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are wops

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Existence is pain don’t you think?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A family of browns adopted a white kid?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a film that is about a normal nuclear family but it's framed as if there is something sinister going on in the background but actually nothing bad is happening and it's just directed to deliberately give a false impression?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only one that comes to mind off the bat: The 6th Day.
      The family turns out to be normal and functional, and Schwarzenneger's main character is actually the body double stalking the husband, who he thinks is a body double.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >paper plates

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They look ceramic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To the visually impaired.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are.

        To the visually impaired.

        It's clearly a set you dumb frick.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking at home
    >not ordering out
    >doing dishes
    >having more than 1 kid
    >not putting your freeloading b***h to work

    There's a reason this lifestyle didn't make it lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You talk like a gay and your shit's all moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aren’t you late for synagogue?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kid on the left looks like tom cruise
    kid on the right looks like william forsythe

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm living this life, but with daughters (yes, hits pipe). They already love some kinos that are for the younger audiences, can't wait to hit them with Andrei Rublev at some point

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG dey din season dey food!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >deh don't wash da chicken wit bleach!

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >From the creator of Academy Award™ winning Get Out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This used to be a common sight as little as 20 years ago. Now it is non-existent anywhere on the planet.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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