From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...
From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...
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White chicks really are lovecraftian horrors though.
What would they look like after they wash their face with a wet rag.
SEX: a series in 8 parts.
You're gonna fuck the daddy bear too?
He will bear me many strong sons.
imagine all the mixed race babies they will pop out
poor dad. based uncle who probably got to molest all of those.
Question for white people. Can you actually tell these chicks apart? Like how Asians can tell each other apart
Yes. Are you nonwhite?
I'm Persian
Are you REALLY persian or are you a coping arab?
coping about what exactly? arabvlls won over persiancucks
t. nassim taleb
Half all persian men all literally homosexuals. The other half are bisexuals. Iran does more sex change operations than Thailand
/thread
Alhamdulillah
Why are you gay?
>I'm Persian
So completely obsessed with obtaining a white woman
a panjeet tier race that is obsessed with being white like that guy on twitter who tries to say he's "Southern French" instead of admitting he's a lebanese arab
whatever you say amerimutt
You arent white either
I AM white
>Are you nonwhite?
I think some of them are triplets or twins. typically you don't get that many children of a similar age in a family without that
Do you think he had so many because he kept trying to get a boy
>dogs
Yes, and...?
Elsa Jean is part black herself. This was the 23andme that she posted
Was that test taken before or after she started doing porn
Put a brown "person"'s excited soiface on both pictures and it would be accurated.
Why are you seething so hard?
Why are you coping so hard?
kys paki
raising a daughter in these times must be hell, raising 6 of them? i can't even begin to imagine.
What do you think the plan is? Throw them to the wolves of modern culture and hope that one or two of them turn out relatively ok?
obviously don't, you have to teach them about the dangers of attentionwhoring, and other man-made horrors.
i would teach them to look up Early Life section on wikipedia, that's probably the best lesson you can give to your kid nowadays.
t.
Based Patriot
I'm guessing you don't have kids
Me either but I can't imagine raising kids with social media or television at all our outside a conservative religious community
Without that your rants about garden gnomes are going to be a drop against the ocean of modern culture
It's amazing just how bad Get Out broke you guy's brains. He made one movie going on a decade ago who's only point was
>Actually liberal democrats are sometimes also racist in a way that we never discuss in society
and everybody here snapped and now there's multiple threads posted about him every single day. I'm not kidding- there are several threads posted about him 365 days a year. For everybody saying
>OMG!!!!!1 JORDAN PEELE IS SO OBSESSED WITH RACISM!!!!
He made one (1) movie about racism. People here make threads about him 24 hours a day non stop. All because he made a movie where he said fetishizing black people is dehumanizing them and a form of racism
most Cinemaphileners look like this guy, coping is all they have
i unronically look exactly like this.
good on you for admitting it, you've more integrity than most
i look like this but slim and ripped, no, it doesn't help you to stop being a virgin, but it does help you to feel better about yourself.
I look nothing like this but I wish I wasn't a hairlet
>most Cinemaphileners look like this guy, coping is all they have
I'm actually rather handsome but slowly turning into the awry-wanked fucker in question unless I get my shit together.
Why do they put clown in quotes? We don't refer to ourselves as that like SomethingAwful does with goons.
>BLM, fuck 12, ACAB, defund the police, abolish the police, peaceful riots!, Leftwingers overwhelmingly commit the most violence against police, vast institutional support
>......
>WTF chud!
The truth is only the Left is allowed to larp as #resistance because they are the main acolytes of the dystopia we live today
What an idiot, he didn't put "in Minecraft" at the end of his posts. Rookie mistake.
He did. He also didn't make any threat, he said someone should kill the guy (not him).
>It's amazing just how bad Get Out broke you guy's brains
Happens a lot here
Jordan, call your old buddy and apologize for not bringing him in when you had your big Hollywood break
Is this that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where they become girls?
*hits pipe*
did he sex all of them?
Imagine the garbage can in their bathroom one week a month?
>6 daughters
poor guy
statistically he's at least had one of them at their peak performance age so you're wrong
Imagine the smell
*PLAM PLAM PLAM*
when night falls the whole house shakes from all the ass fucking by their nibber boyfriends
*PLAM PLAM PLAM*
The dad wouldn't allow that retard
built for BeeBeeCee
ok schlomo settle down, your schizophrenia is kicking in
look everyone we have a seething twp incel
>create a bunch of hot, teen sluts
>not allowed to fuck them
AI
AI, look at the cars
2ND TO LEFT
PLEASE
PLEASE SIRS
I AM WHITE
1>2>5>6>3>>4
ew
absolutely soulless
Bruh
>defend yourself from a burglar
>get charged with assault
Bet the forest police department is staffed by wolves.
Say no more
terrifying
The horror
lmao
Pure horror of having to go to a car show at some grand house surrounded by geriatric Quentins.
I would run away.
Where do I buy the house in the 3rd top pic?
Hits pipe
fake blondes are disgusting
nose rings are disgusting
you WILL be a virgin tradwife and you WILL marry me
i like natural blondes that go goth.
Would, all of the women except except mom
I stress just having my one daughter. Can't imagine having six of them. That guy must be unclogging drains 24/7 with all of that hair. I feel for him.
historically men always molested their hot and willing preteen daughters
Test
God I want a bunch of kids. I hope I meet a great girl who wants the same some day.
im praying for you my bro
hope you're at least going to a conservative church
Why would he do that? I doubt he wants mixed race children.
yeah go find your secular tradwife and have a bunch of kids and send them to public school and watch your bloodline die in 3 generations instead of 2
What does that have to do with the fact that conservative churches love race mixing too? Conservatism doesn't mean White nationalism, it's just liberalism 10 years ago.
>noo you have to use terms the way my internet intellectuals define them
plenty of moronhating hitler sympathizing whites in the south just think of themselves as "conservative".
Yes, you should be specific when talking about things.
>plenty of moronhating hitler sympathizing whites in the south just think of themselves as "conservative".
And they'd be blacklisted by everyone else who calls themselves a conservative.
conservative churches at least support marriage and reproduction
if you have a bunch of kids and your kids have a bunch of kids at least you're on the scoreboard
if you just wing it in the secular world you're gonna stop having kids soon
Having mixed kids is worse than having no kids because it adds to the problem.
nta but i attend an all-white conservative church
whats the deal with ginger females anyways
they're either extremely hot or just ugly
no middle ground/plain jane
Families like this happen when the dad wants a son more than anything and just keeps trying. It's usually the overly macho men who end up with this horrible fate.
you can tell he's miserable
Fake Cgi hoes
Don't care still gonna coom
How many of them have had sex with their dad?
there's something oddly terrifying about this
Me in the back
>*hits pipe*
Imagine the smell of that house
Probably filled with fucked up chemicals from hairspray and perfume
He's a Mormon and those are all of his wives btw