From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...

From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    White chicks really are lovecraftian horrors though.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What would they look like after they wash their face with a wet rag.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SEX: a series in 8 parts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna frick the daddy bear too?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He will bear me many strong sons.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine all the mixed race babies they will pop out

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    poor dad. based uncle who probably got to molest all of those.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Question for white people. Can you actually tell these chicks apart? Like how Asians can tell each other apart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Are you nonwhite?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Persian

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Are you REALLY persian or are you a coping arab?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            coping about what exactly? arabvlls won over persiancucks

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              t. nassim taleb

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Half all persian men all literally homosexuals. The other half are bisexuals. Iran does more sex change operations than Thailand

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              /thread

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Alhamdulillah

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you gay?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm Persian
          So completely obsessed with obtaining a white woman

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          a panjeet tier race that is obsessed with being white like that guy on twitter who tries to say he's "Southern French" instead of admitting he's a lebanese arab

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            whatever you say amerimutt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You arent white either

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I AM white

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you nonwhite?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think some of them are triplets or twins. typically you don't get that many children of a similar age in a family without that

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he had so many because he kept trying to get a boy

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dogs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and...?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Elsa Jean is part black herself. This was the 23andme that she posted

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Was that test taken before or after she started doing porn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Put a brown "person"'s excited soiface on both pictures and it would be accurated.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most Cinemaphileners look like this guy, coping is all they have

      >Are you nonwhite?

      t.

      Why are you seething so hard?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you coping so hard?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kys paki

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    raising a daughter in these times must be hell, raising 6 of them? i can't even begin to imagine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think the plan is? Throw them to the wolves of modern culture and hope that one or two of them turn out relatively ok?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        obviously don't, you have to teach them about the dangers of attentionwhoring, and other man-made horrors.
        i would teach them to look up Early Life section on wikipedia, that's probably the best lesson you can give to your kid nowadays.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          t.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Based Patriot

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm guessing you don't have kids
          Me either but I can't imagine raising kids with social media or television at all our outside a conservative religious community
          Without that your rants about israelites are going to be a drop against the ocean of modern culture

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing just how bad Get Out broke you guy's brains. He made one movie going on a decade ago who's only point was
    >Actually liberal democrats are sometimes also racist in a way that we never discuss in society
    and everybody here snapped and now there's multiple threads posted about him every single day. I'm not kidding- there are several threads posted about him 365 days a year. For everybody saying
    >OMG!!!!!1 JORDAN PEELE IS SO OBSESSED WITH RACISM!!!!
    He made one (1) movie about racism. People here make threads about him 24 hours a day non stop. All because he made a movie where he said fetishizing black people is dehumanizing them and a form of racism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most Cinemaphileners look like this guy, coping is all they have

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i unronically look exactly like this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          good on you for admitting it, you've more integrity than most

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i look like this but slim and ripped, no, it doesn't help you to stop being a virgin, but it does help you to feel better about yourself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I look nothing like this but I wish I wasn't a hairlet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >most Cinemaphileners look like this guy, coping is all they have

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually rather handsome but slowly turning into the awry-wanked fricker in question unless I get my shit together.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they put clown in quotes? We don't refer to ourselves as that like SomethingAwful does with goons.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >BLM, frick 12, ACAB, defund the police, abolish the police, peaceful riots!, Leftwingers overwhelmingly commit the most violence against police, vast institutional support
        >......
        >WTF chud!

        The truth is only the Left is allowed to larp as #resistance because they are the main acolytes of the dystopia we live today

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What an idiot, he didn't put "in Minecraft" at the end of his posts. Rookie mistake.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He did. He also didn't make any threat, he said someone should kill the guy (not him).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's amazing just how bad Get Out broke you guy's brains
      Happens a lot here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jordan, call your old buddy and apologize for not bringing him in when you had your big Hollywood break

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where they become girls?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *hits pipe*

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did he sex all of them?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the garbage can in their bathroom one week a month?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >6 daughters
      poor guy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        statistically he's at least had one of them at their peak performance age so you're wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WDnKysP.jpg

      From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele...

      Imagine the smell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *PLAM PLAM PLAM*
      when night falls the whole house shakes from all the ass fricking by their nibber boyfriends
      *PLAM PLAM PLAM*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The dad wouldn't allow that moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      built for BeeBeeCee

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        ok schlomo settle down, your schizophrenia is kicking in

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          look everyone we have a seething twp incel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >create a bunch of hot, teen bawds
      >not allowed to frick them

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AI

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AI, look at the cars

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2ND TO LEFT
      PLEASE
      PLEASE SIRS
      I AM WHITE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1>2>5>6>3>>4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ew

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely soulless

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >defend yourself from a burglar
      >get charged with assault
      Bet the forest police department is staffed by wolves.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Say no more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      terrifying

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The horror

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pure horror of having to go to a car show at some grand house surrounded by geriatric Quentins.
      I would run away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where do I buy the house in the 3rd top pic?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hits pipe

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fake blondes are disgusting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nose rings are disgusting
      you WILL be a virgin tradwife and you WILL marry me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i like natural blondes that go goth.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would, all of the women except except mom

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stress just having my one daughter. Can't imagine having six of them. That guy must be unclogging drains 24/7 with all of that hair. I feel for him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      historically men always molested their hot and willing preteen daughters

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I want a bunch of kids. I hope I meet a great girl who wants the same some day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        im praying for you my homie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hope you're at least going to a conservative church

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why would he do that? I doubt he wants mixed race children.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeah go find your secular tradwife and have a bunch of kids and send them to public school and watch your bloodline die in 3 generations instead of 2

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What does that have to do with the fact that conservative churches love race mixing too? Conservatism doesn't mean White nationalism, it's just liberalism 10 years ago.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >noo you have to use terms the way my internet intellectuals define them
                plenty of Black personhating hitler sympathizing whites in the south just think of themselves as "conservative".

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you should be specific when talking about things.
                >plenty of Black personhating hitler sympathizing whites in the south just think of themselves as "conservative".
                And they'd be blacklisted by everyone else who calls themselves a conservative.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                conservative churches at least support marriage and reproduction
                if you have a bunch of kids and your kids have a bunch of kids at least you're on the scoreboard
                if you just wing it in the secular world you're gonna stop having kids soon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Having mixed kids is worse than having no kids because it adds to the problem.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nta but i attend an all-white conservative church

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whats the deal with ginger females anyways
      they're either extremely hot or just ugly
      no middle ground/plain jane

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Families like this happen when the dad wants a son more than anything and just keeps trying. It's usually the overly macho men who end up with this horrible fate.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you can tell he's miserable

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fake Cgi hoes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care still gonna coom

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many of them have had sex with their dad?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there's something oddly terrifying about this

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me in the back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >*hits pipe*

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell of that house
    Probably filled with fricked up chemicals from hairspray and perfume

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a Mormon and those are all of his wives btw

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