>13
too edgy i'm not like le other girls type. i have no interest in mental 14 y/os but she's hot so fuck.
>cuddy
she seems like a jaded used up whore. plus she's old and israeli. kill.
>cameron
smart, optimistic, beautiful. is aware of the harshness of life but isn't a cynical redditor about it. genuinely too good for the other characters which is why they ruin her. marry
Killing 13 is pretty much mercy, so that's a given
Fuck Cuddy because she's a crazy person single mom and because she has a thing for younger men
Marry Cameron because she's sweet and has a complex for fixing people. If she divorces me later it's nbd because no kids and she makes enough money on her own.
>13
too edgy i'm not like le other girls type. i have no interest in mental 14 y/os but she's hot so fuck.
>cuddy
she seems like a jaded used up whore. plus she's old and israeli. kill.
>cameron
smart, optimistic, beautiful. is aware of the harshness of life but isn't a cynical redditor about it. genuinely too good for the other characters which is why they ruin her. marry
Killing 13 is pretty much mercy, so that's a given
Fuck Cuddy because she's a crazy person single mom and because she has a thing for younger men
Marry Cameron because she's sweet and has a complex for fixing people. If she divorces me later it's nbd because no kids and she makes enough money on her own.
Fuck Cuddy Kill 13 Marry Cameron. Cuddy is barren, blow nuts all day without fear. 13 is gonna die anyway. Cameron is playdough. Moldable. Chase was just weakm
>get called an incel on Cinemaphile >start getting self conscious about my virginity >know it's not even a tranny/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry >get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fucking damn it. I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it. He recently caught me watching a vtuber and thought it was a cartoon until he figured out what I was really watching. I don't think he was angry, but he was really disappointed. He also hates it when I watch streamers too but Jerma unironically helped me get through high school since I was bullied constantly. It made me feel like I had a friend at home and the community didn't constantly berate me like the kids at school. Streamers in general really helped with my depression growing up.
I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public and around my friends instead of referring to me by my real name. It's getting annoying.
He used to play baseball while he finished his degree so I tried to show him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching Smash evo and he just asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?"
>I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public
kek beat up your Dad. seriously though, you're insecure because you feel like you can't get laid not because you haven't got laid before. get a house, get fit, and chat up girls. if you were getting footjobs everyday from a bunch of 10s and not banging them you would be a (wierd) chad. you'll see it's not that important.
Fuck Cameron because she’s clearly not marriage material.
Marry Thirteen because she’ll be dead in a few years and I’ll get all her stuff.
Kill Cuddy because she’s, well, you know. One of them.
I’d feel the same way about the character no matter her race you fucking bigot.
She’s a delicate rosebud I want to shelter and protect and cuddle with and watch azumanga daioh with. Philistine.
left - sell meds with
middle - dissect and analyse rat liver tissue
right - feed various mediums to various bacteria with (and talk about pancreatic cancer while we wait for those microbials to finish eating)
As much as I liked the original cast, my favorite episode is the one where House is alone, working with the janitor, and Wilson is fucking with him. It feels like the most essential essence of the show.
Olivia Wilde has an odd skull. Kill. It's the eugenic choice.
I have to marry Cameron only because she was still a child-bearing age.
Cuddy is the real choice here.
I would kill
Fuck 13, kill Cameron, marry Cuddy. This is a solved issue.
I would marry Cameron knowing she would divorce me out of mental illness eventually
the smart man's choice
labcoats, pantyhose.
Marry 13
Fuck Cuddy
Kill Cameron
>13
too edgy i'm not like le other girls type. i have no interest in mental 14 y/os but she's hot so fuck.
>cuddy
she seems like a jaded used up whore. plus she's old and israeli. kill.
>cameron
smart, optimistic, beautiful. is aware of the harshness of life but isn't a cynical redditor about it. genuinely too good for the other characters which is why they ruin her. marry
the later stuck up one who always wore pantyhose and high heels would marry and produce babby
Killing 13 is pretty much mercy, so that's a given
Fuck Cuddy because she's a crazy person single mom and because she has a thing for younger men
Marry Cameron because she's sweet and has a complex for fixing people. If she divorces me later it's nbd because no kids and she makes enough money on her own.
Kill 13, she's annoying as hell
Fuck Cameron, she seems fun
Marry Cuddy, she's rich and I could stay home playing video games all day
who are these old hags? why was house such a pedo?
House was based and banged 18yo and rode motorcycle high on pills and didn't afraid of anyone
Got a new identity and was a doctor with a daughter elsewhere. Then killed someone that the law wasn't going to take care of and moved to mexico.
Fuck, kill, marry
Fuck Cuddy Kill 13 Marry Cameron. Cuddy is barren, blow nuts all day without fear. 13 is gonna die anyway. Cameron is playdough. Moldable. Chase was just weakm
Kill Cuddy, she's hot but someone has to go
Fuck Cameron in the butt
Marry Thirteen, she has the best feet
never really considered feet. might have to change my picks after some research
Not much point killing Huntington's girl.
>get called an incel on Cinemaphile
>start getting self conscious about my virginity
>know it's not even a tranny/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fucking damn it. I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it. He recently caught me watching a vtuber and thought it was a cartoon until he figured out what I was really watching. I don't think he was angry, but he was really disappointed. He also hates it when I watch streamers too but Jerma unironically helped me get through high school since I was bullied constantly. It made me feel like I had a friend at home and the community didn't constantly berate me like the kids at school. Streamers in general really helped with my depression growing up.
I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public and around my friends instead of referring to me by my real name. It's getting annoying.
He used to play baseball while he finished his degree so I tried to show him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching Smash evo and he just asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?"
>I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public
kek beat up your Dad. seriously though, you're insecure because you feel like you can't get laid not because you haven't got laid before. get a house, get fit, and chat up girls. if you were getting footjobs everyday from a bunch of 10s and not banging them you would be a (wierd) chad. you'll see it's not that important.
Hahah based dad. Stupid zoomer simp get ur shit together.
Fuck Cameron because she’s clearly not marriage material.
Marry Thirteen because she’ll be dead in a few years and I’ll get all her stuff.
Kill Cuddy because she’s, well, you know. One of them.
marry taub
fuck chase
kill foreman
Isn’t there someone you forgot?
Let’s turn this into fuck, marry, kill, and anime with cuddles.
she so smol
Yellow fever is pathetic.
I wanted to bang her
not anywhere as much as any other actress on the show
but something about competent female doctor gf is spicy hnngg
I’d feel the same way about the character no matter her race you fucking bigot.
She’s a delicate rosebud I want to shelter and protect and cuddle with and watch azumanga daioh with. Philistine.
Bullshit.
>orc fever is pathetic
fixed it for you, cuck boi
Lisa Edelstein in the mid-2000's was prime israelite broad.
Isn't she that irrelevant nobody bitch who got David Cross cancelled lmao?
Affirmative.
that was masters and she married cross. unless i'm unaware of something.
No, that weird lookin Asian bitch who accused Cross of being racist to her.
Fuck the Doctors, marry some other woman and kill Ed Poggi
left - sell meds with
middle - dissect and analyse rat liver tissue
right - feed various mediums to various bacteria with (and talk about pancreatic cancer while we wait for those microbials to finish eating)
Cameron was very pretty but, Thirteen to me was just dreamgirl. Absolute stunner, trophy girlfriend.
Agreed until I realized she had a man jaw. Also she cucked Ted Lasso so that's rough as well.
our sons will have strong jaws. you can keep your jawlets.
it's not gay if you're in it for your son's jawline
Well the actress turned our to be a unbearable cunt but her character is untarnished and frozen in time to me.
Fuck Cuddy
Marry Cameron
Euthanize 13
marry cuddy, fuck cameron, kill 13
fuck 13 (hot but ages abhorrently), kill Cuddy (too old), marry Cameron aka that GDI girl from Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars
Kill Olivia Wilde in the most excruciatingly painful and drawn out way possible
Fuck Chase
Marry Cuddy
Ohhh I dunno.
Kill,Marry,Fuck
kill 13
fuck cameron
marry cuddy
based. 13 is dying anyway. also this is basically a house thread so i'm reposting this
Personally?
I’d fuck.
Fuck Masters, Kill Cameron, marry Cuddy
House
Breaking Bad
LOST
TV USED TO BE SO GOOD.
Every single main character in this show was a mentally ill slut incapable of love and successful pair bonding except for Wilson, Cuddy, and Masters.
Anyone not killing Cuddy is W.R.O.N.G.
Correct
As much as I liked the original cast, my favorite episode is the one where House is alone, working with the janitor, and Wilson is fucking with him. It feels like the most essential essence of the show.
Olivia Wilde has an odd skull. Kill. It's the eugenic choice.
I have to marry Cameron only because she was still a child-bearing age.
Cuddy is the real choice here.
kill all 3 and SHOOT ROPE inside the asian chick instead