Mac might beat up and rape you, Charlie may end up accidently poison you but Dennis will straight up torture and murder you so the correct choice would be
This >Frick Mac
Dude's a clear power bottom, generates all the power you need >Kill Dennis
Useless sociopath, don't want him around >Marry Charlie
Frickin hang out in the sewers gettin high, chasin ghouls and writing music. Dream bro wife
apparently he's pretty good in bed though, if tatiana, daddario's character and even the waitress herself are anything to go by. plus it feels like he'd bite a dude's throat out just for looking at you wrong if you asked him to, assuming he's at peak obsession. i appreciate that.
>marry the waitress (and cheat on her, a lot)
the waitress would be into too i bet, she'd act all horrified but come crawling back at the slightest sign of affection
Yes that unfunny show that's been on for 15 seasons that everybody loves and thinks is funny expect for a handful of basement dwelling incels that can hardly be described as anything other than degenerate creatures. That unfunny show.
>jumped the shark
You mean "got good", jumped the shark is when the peak is reached and the quality immediately begins to decline. Danny joined season 2 episode 1, literally the second they finished their shitty low budget first season danny came on board and it became a good show. they actually jumped the shark much later, personally the bogs episode is one of my favorites and it was season 10, so that may have been the moment
This one is a no-brainer. Jasmine is muslim, so you know that she would be a great wife, and she is also literally royalty, so you'd be marrying into richness and a lavish lifestyle.
>and she is also literally royalty, so you'd be marrying into richness and a lavish lifestyle
Not only are you marrying into richness, her husband is the heir presumptive to the Sultanate.
>great wife, and she is also literally royalty, so you'd be marrying into richness and a lavish lifestyle.
Sounds like a nice life prior to being murdered over politics
>Frick Jasmine
Uptight, self important princess. hot but don't want to spend too much time with her >Marry Chel
Sexy, adventurous, hella thicc babe, plus a handful of common israeliteellery as a dowry makes you rich as frick >Kill Esmerelda
No use for a dancing gypsy
Frick Charlie cause dumb guys pound the hardest, Marry Mac for protection, and kill Dennis to set the rest of the gang free from his web of manipulation and toxicity.
Charlie got fat
Dennis looks like he's trying to still be a leading man but hasn't put on the mass required
And of course Rob got jacked as frick and plays it off like he isn't trying to become a leading man >haha wouldn't it be funny if I got really ripped haha
Not gay, so:
Frick Charlie, since he's the smallest, dumbest, and easiest to Top
Kill Mac, because he's an actual gay and would enjoy the other options
Marry Dennis, since he's the only one (while unstable) rational enough to comprehend the parameters of the scenario and could easily abide by a distant, though celibate arranged marriage
What are you gays doing to result in Dennis wanting to kill you?
Look at your life, look at your choices, and give tribute to the Golden God, you savage idiots
Marry/kill/frick
Mac might beat up and rape you, Charlie may end up accidently poison you but Dennis will straight up torture and murder you so the correct choice would be
Dammit, I meant
Dennis would never kill anyone. He's smart enough to know the implication is enough.
What implication?
Frick Mac, marry Charlie kill Dennis. No other answer.
Kill mac
Kill charlie
Kill dennis
Marry, frick, kill bird with childbirth
Frick Charlie, Marry Mac, Kill Dennis. I just think that Mac would be easier to manipulate and control in the long term than Charlie would be.
This
>Frick Mac
Dude's a clear power bottom, generates all the power you need
>Kill Dennis
Useless sociopath, don't want him around
>Marry Charlie
Frickin hang out in the sewers gettin high, chasin ghouls and writing music. Dream bro wife
Frick Charlie, Kill Dennis, Marry Mac and turn him into a troony.
Frick marry kill
Marry frick kill
>Frick
Sweet Dee
>marry
Sweet Dee
>Kill
Sweet Dee
Based
Based
Based
Artemis has a bleached butthole mind you.
Frick Artekis, Marry Dee, Kill Waitress.
She has zero redeeming qualities which is the joke. Charlie deserves better.
>Charlie deserves better.
a moronic janitor does not really deserve better.
apparently he's pretty good in bed though, if tatiana, daddario's character and even the waitress herself are anything to go by. plus it feels like he'd bite a dude's throat out just for looking at you wrong if you asked him to, assuming he's at peak obsession. i appreciate that.
>Marrying Dee
Migh as well commit suicide right away
Marry Artemis
Frick Dee
Kill Waitress
>Waitress
why doesn't anybody like her bros i love her so much
Frick the shit out of the Waitress, Kill Artemis, Marry (and fix) Dee
kill frick marry
frick Artemis, kill dee, marry the waitress (and cheat on her, a lot)
>marry the waitress (and cheat on her, a lot)
the waitress would be into too i bet, she'd act all horrified but come crawling back at the slightest sign of affection
Am I supossed to know who these gays are?
The world doesn't revolve around you homosexual. Stop acting feminine.
They're from an unfunny "comedy" show called It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Yes that unfunny show that's been on for 15 seasons that everybody loves and thinks is funny expect for a handful of basement dwelling incels that can hardly be described as anything other than degenerate creatures. That unfunny show.
Hasn’t been funny for a while now
Has at least ten great to ok seasons which is exceptional for a comedy show
Eh not when there’s only 10 per season
Cope, it jumped the shark when Danny DeVito joined the show and that was either the second or third season. I can only imagine how unfunny it is now
>jumped the shark
You mean "got good", jumped the shark is when the peak is reached and the quality immediately begins to decline. Danny joined season 2 episode 1, literally the second they finished their shitty low budget first season danny came on board and it became a good show. they actually jumped the shark much later, personally the bogs episode is one of my favorites and it was season 10, so that may have been the moment
Someone's not seen S15E01 or S15E02.
Ong sussy in frdelphia
Frick Dee
Marry Coffe Shop chick (original one)
Kill Charlie.
I'd kill the homosexual
Kill Dennis three times
Frick Dennis three times
>All this kill Dennis nonsense
The Golden God will not tolerate this disrespect. Where's my janitor?
I like it better when he yells IDIOTS SAVAGES IDIOTS
its funnier, the golden god rage was just a rehash of the thor bit
Yea. The golden god thing is funny the first time but
Frick fat Mac
Marry swole Mac
Kill lanky Mac
Season one lanky Mac was the cutest
FMKR?
Marry Gretchen, Kill everyone else. maybe titty frick Karen before hand.
Marry Chabert, Frick McAdams, kill Seyfried, and I don't know what R is.
Frick marry kill
Esmeralda and Chel have that will frick anything west of the caucuses look.
I really don't want to kill Esmeralda bros...I'm so conflicted, maybe Jasmine has to go...
>Two out of three choices will rob you while you sleep and be gone in the morning
Kill Chel. Frick Esmeralda. Marry Jasmine.
This one is a no-brainer. Jasmine is muslim, so you know that she would be a great wife, and she is also literally royalty, so you'd be marrying into richness and a lavish lifestyle.
okay, let's make it harder
Marry and frick every day, kill kill
Marry Rapunzel
Frick Anna
Kill Elsa
I don't even know anything about any of these. Now I feel old.
I didn't watch the movies either but my wiener likes the designs.
Being a footgay, frick and marry Rapunzel.
Kill the moody b***h Elsa.
Rape
Rape
Rape
>and she is also literally royalty, so you'd be marrying into richness and a lavish lifestyle
Not only are you marrying into richness, her husband is the heir presumptive to the Sultanate.
>Kill Chel. Frick Esmeralda
wait, kill chel? yikes, bro. chel is the hottest hoe in animation. and we know she sucks a mean dick.
Chel and Esmeralda are interchangeable depending on taste. I'm more into a hot crazy gypsy b***h with wild hair than whatever Chel is.
>great wife, and she is also literally royalty, so you'd be marrying into richness and a lavish lifestyle.
Sounds like a nice life prior to being murdered over politics
you just have to murder them first
Frick frick frick
Marry marry marry
Enslave enslave enslave
Hold your horses, Columbus.
The gypsy has to go, it is just how it is.
Then marry Jasmine and frick number 3.
Chel, it’s not even a contest
If you marry Jasmine you can marry the other two into your muslim harem. I'd still kill Esmerelda tho.
Jasmine doesn't seem like the kind of girl that would be okay with that.
>If you marry Jasmine you can marry the other two into your muslim harem.
Who cares what muslim women think? The Quran doesn't.
Easiest one I've seen seen
Marry Kill Frick
>Frick Jasmine
Uptight, self important princess. hot but don't want to spend too much time with her
>Marry Chel
Sexy, adventurous, hella thicc babe, plus a handful of common israeliteellery as a dowry makes you rich as frick
>Kill Esmerelda
No use for a dancing gypsy
marry charlie in a heterosexual tax contract (hilarious episode reference)
Frick Charlie cause dumb guys pound the hardest, Marry Mac for protection, and kill Dennis to set the rest of the gang free from his web of manipulation and toxicity.
Marry Charlie
Frick Mac
Kill Dennis
objectively correct choice
frick Mac, marry Charlie, get killed by Dennis
Dee
Charlie got fat
Dennis looks like he's trying to still be a leading man but hasn't put on the mass required
And of course Rob got jacked as frick and plays it off like he isn't trying to become a leading man
>haha wouldn't it be funny if I got really ripped haha
no homosexual but rob mcelhenny is handsome af.
>is
maybe in 2005
Not gay, so:
Frick Charlie, since he's the smallest, dumbest, and easiest to Top
Kill Mac, because he's an actual gay and would enjoy the other options
Marry Dennis, since he's the only one (while unstable) rational enough to comprehend the parameters of the scenario and could easily abide by a distant, though celibate arranged marriage
No matter what, you have to kill Dennis before he kills you
Dennis wouldn't kill anyone. He'd imagine it, but in reality he'd spill his spaghetti, mumble something about a Golden God and shuffle away meekly.
What are you gays doing to result in Dennis wanting to kill you?
Look at your life, look at your choices, and give tribute to the Golden God, you savage idiots
show persona or the actor?