Liking the show and watching it = based
Not liking the show and watching it = cringe
Not liking the show and not watching it = based
Liking the show and not watching it = ???
I haven't watched a single minute of that dumpster fire, and won't. I have, however, watched quite a few youtube videos shitting all over it, which has been far more entertaining than that corruption of Tolkien gurrl power trash ever could be.
Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that Galadriel is completely fireproof, and that the 1500 degree debris doesn't burn her to a crisp.
That mass of rock, gasses and dust is travelling as thousands of miles/hour, she would be torn to pieces by the rocks, the sheer brute force of the air and dust, and ragdolled around like in a tornado.
But let's assume she is also completely impervious to that type of damage, and when she gets ragdolled around by the flaming rocks and gasses she doesn't suffer any major damage.
The moment she tries to breathe she would inhale an insane amount of dust and sulfur, that would go directly to her lungs killing her.
She would suffocate in mere seconds if she breathes, in a couple of minutes if she tries not to.
There is no way Galadriel got away alive from that, in fact EVERYONE in the are is fricking dead.
Nothing but dust and ashes should be left at the beginning of next episode.
Did you watched the episode, everything was moronic, like absurd after absurd after absurd. Next one is going to have a scarf and rescue the poor people inside the piroblastic pyroclastic cloud. That or some moronic magic explanation/deus ex.
Did you watched the episode, everything was moronic, like absurd after absurd after absurd. Next one is going to have a scarf and rescue the poor people inside the piroblastic pyroclastic cloud. That or some moronic magic explanation/deus ex.
The moronic excuse for survival will be something Evil absorbing all the heat.
The show is bad and the numbers don't lie.
It has not made 1 billion so it's a factual flop.
Amazon was forced to manipulate ratings.
Haters won pretty hard.
there has literally never been a post complimenting rope that sounded like it was coming from someone who regularly browses Cinemaphile, you have never, ever, not stood out
Liking the show and watching it = based
Not liking the show and watching it = cringe
Not liking the show and not watching it = based
Liking the show and not watching it = ???
Liking the show and watching it = good goy
Not liking the show and watching it = bad goy
Not liking the show and not watching it = based
Liking the show and not watching it = YHWH's chosen people
Its not bad its just stale,thedialog,acting.character arc is non existent,againthe mary sue power fantasy.And its never gona make 1 billion dollard back.Merchandising for the old movies extended edition is the only real thing and dont have the right of that.On a scale of 1 to ten its like a 6 on a good day.
oh no you're not tricking me into watching this horseshit again
until maybe i can grab the whole season and marathon it when i'm super fricking bored maybe
The worst offense of this show is that it is incredibly boring. Glady sails across the sea and gets to the village just in time to turn the battle, and maybe I zoned the fricked out, but was there any actual way for her to know where to go? Isn't that village between like two mountains or valleys or some shit? I keep watching it thinking it's going to surprise me but it's just so dull. How is Glados going to tell Halbrand "No, don't kill that guy I need him and you won't get your vengence," and like five minutes later she's got her knife to his throat. Why does stabbing the dirt cause greenscreen Yellowstone supervolcano to just erupt? Why do the orcs literally just stumble around, were they always this stupid like back in the movies? They just go everywhere in lines like it's a fricking british que? Much like the writing on this show, my hope is just falling apart.
>all the people who can't fight >literally half the town
There weren't many in the first place and then they got split in two. You're absolutely desperate to repel the orcs and you tell me you put all this Black folk in a room? moron behavior. Send every soul ffs, they're all dead anyway if you don't win. This frickin show.
Yeah yeah I know they probably win, fricking plot.
I watched a couple episodes and it seems like they just wanted to make a Dragonage show instead of a Lotr show. Also heard they tried to do a Conan show before lotr.
Its the worst show of all time, when considering the budget. Literally, the worst show of all time. CGI id great, but cinematography and prduction design is mediocre, and writing is trash
What show?
Jon Hamm's House of Hamm
House of the Dragon
>OH GOD IT'S THE NEW GREEN SCREEN CGI SHITFEST YUMMY SLOP SOOO GOOD YUM YUM
They spent a billion dollars on this show I think they could get a real volcano to blow up. God you haters are annoying!
I hate this show and will never watch it.
why did the shoop the capillaries out of her sclera?
speak english
They removed the subtle network of veins in the whites of her eyes.
This “meme” is the gayest thing ive ever seen
and yet it's got lil soibois like you seething kek
ummm yea this meme will make him look like fool because...it just will okay??
not the defense you think
>moron consoomers hate it
>moron consoomers love it
is this supposed to make me think the show is good?
This is your mind on waifuism, elevating anything related to women, even reactslop, the lowest of internet content.
Have sex.
seething ahahaha
kek the shills aren't even hiding the fact they're shills
the orcs raping Galadriel was an interesting stylistic choice
I enjoyed it at least. It’s just like my hentai!
I see there are some connoisseur's present.. is there a webm? I will not give this trite clicks.
showing full orc wiener penetration was a bold choice by Bezos
It really explains how she'll settle for Teleporno later.
Liking the show and watching it = based
Not liking the show and watching it = cringe
Not liking the show and not watching it = based
Liking the show and not watching it = ???
mentally ill
shill
also based because you have fun talking to other people
I haven't watched a single minute of that dumpster fire, and won't. I have, however, watched quite a few youtube videos shitting all over it, which has been far more entertaining than that corruption of Tolkien gurrl power trash ever could be.
Which PS3 game is this?
so amazing
Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that Galadriel is completely fireproof, and that the 1500 degree debris doesn't burn her to a crisp.
That mass of rock, gasses and dust is travelling as thousands of miles/hour, she would be torn to pieces by the rocks, the sheer brute force of the air and dust, and ragdolled around like in a tornado.
But let's assume she is also completely impervious to that type of damage, and when she gets ragdolled around by the flaming rocks and gasses she doesn't suffer any major damage.
The moment she tries to breathe she would inhale an insane amount of dust and sulfur, that would go directly to her lungs killing her.
She would suffocate in mere seconds if she breathes, in a couple of minutes if she tries not to.
There is no way Galadriel got away alive from that, in fact EVERYONE in the are is fricking dead.
Nothing but dust and ashes should be left at the beginning of next episode.
Did you watched the episode, everything was moronic, like absurd after absurd after absurd. Next one is going to have a scarf and rescue the poor people inside the piroblastic pyroclastic cloud. That or some moronic magic explanation/deus ex.
Did you watch Return of the King? Mt. Doom doesn't act like a real volcano. It's magical and this is fantasy.
Did you? The hobbits would've died if the eagles hadn't arrived almost immediately
She dodged every particle
The moronic excuse for survival will be something Evil absorbing all the heat.
did the haters give up?
No the show is just good
More like the shills are so lazy that even mask posting gets more replies
The show is bad and the numbers don't lie.
It has not made 1 billion so it's a factual flop.
Amazon was forced to manipulate ratings.
Haters won pretty hard.
there has literally never been a post complimenting rope that sounded like it was coming from someone who regularly browses Cinemaphile, you have never, ever, not stood out
this is how it ends for me: a bunch of unsufferable fantasy morons getting nuked by a volcano. no more episodes, i'm out.
see ya next week, bud.
When are the numenoreans gonna run around building statues everywhere
>zero progress on the gandalf storyline in 6 episodes
Hey now, this has to last for 8 seasons and they're basing it off of a paragraph of source material.
another goyslop thread? delicious, gimme some o dat sloppy slop
wow he's back folks.
>le based slopBlack person
*sluuuuurp* o yeah boy das that good slop *sluuurp* hmm good ol goyslop just how i like it
Yes please frick me
>frick the haters
I just read this is the gayest most flamboyant voice imaginable.
The Orcs are oppressed holy shit I'm beyond amazed at the creative new angles this show takes Tolkien's world, no one could have foreseen this.
first episode sucked ass but i was actually really liking it after that. before this episode of course, holy frick what were they thinking
how will she survive liquid hot magma
the show is good because...ummm it just is okay?
It's pretty mediocre. Only reason I'm still watching is Galadriel. That's it.
What is it about Galadriel that keeps you watching?
Because I want to see her become dark and edgy.
That's weird but okay.
I mean, what else is she going to do? She is only doing all this shit because she is too edgy to be with her gods in the land of paradise.
I mean you could watch something else that you actually like but whatever.
It's ok. I mostly caught up when I had the Rona.
LIGHT SATURATION LEVELS SUB CRITICAL
INCREASE MITHRIL OUTPUT BY 59%
COMPLETE. ELVEN. SATURATION.
COMPLETE
Liking the show and watching it = based
Not liking the show and watching it = cringe
Not liking the show and not watching it = based
Liking the show and not watching it = ???
ascended israelitegayBlack personhomosexual?
Liking the show and watching it = good goy
Not liking the show and watching it = bad goy
Not liking the show and not watching it = based
Liking the show and not watching it = YHWH's chosen people
What does the average Joe think of the show?
Aint watching that shit rajesh shill
i watch for she
Blacklas lost a 1v1 to an orc kek
To be fair, he was probably one of the strongest orcs of all time.
Its not bad its just stale,thedialog,acting.character arc is non existent,againthe mary sue power fantasy.And its never gona make 1 billion dollard back.Merchandising for the old movies extended edition is the only real thing and dont have the right of that.On a scale of 1 to ten its like a 6 on a good day.
Wtf is his? Let go of Bezos' wiener before you type and someone might actually understand you.
Holy pyroclastic flow, Batman!
Tune in same Bat-time, same Bat- channel!
Haven't watched a single second of this woke garbage.
DEY TOOK OUR JERBS
That was 8 eps ago
>haters
literal shill thread
you homosexuals just gave up, huh
oh no you're not tricking me into watching this horseshit again
until maybe i can grab the whole season and marathon it when i'm super fricking bored maybe
Me coming into the second shift at work
Watch everyone in the village survive a pyroclastic flow caused by WATER FALLING IN A HOLE.
The worst offense of this show is that it is incredibly boring. Glady sails across the sea and gets to the village just in time to turn the battle, and maybe I zoned the fricked out, but was there any actual way for her to know where to go? Isn't that village between like two mountains or valleys or some shit? I keep watching it thinking it's going to surprise me but it's just so dull. How is Glados going to tell Halbrand "No, don't kill that guy I need him and you won't get your vengence," and like five minutes later she's got her knife to his throat. Why does stabbing the dirt cause greenscreen Yellowstone supervolcano to just erupt? Why do the orcs literally just stumble around, were they always this stupid like back in the movies? They just go everywhere in lines like it's a fricking british que? Much like the writing on this show, my hope is just falling apart.
This is where they travelled. Makes no fricking sense
>maybe I zoned the fricked out
>Why does stabbing the dirt cause greenscreen Yellowstone supervolcano to just erupt?
Yeah, maybe.
>HE IS THE KING THAT WAS PROMISED!!
>How do we know that?
>Uhm... He just is okay!
>all the people who can't fight
>literally half the town
There weren't many in the first place and then they got split in two. You're absolutely desperate to repel the orcs and you tell me you put all this Black folk in a room? moron behavior. Send every soul ffs, they're all dead anyway if you don't win. This frickin show.
Yeah yeah I know they probably win, fricking plot.
https://strawpoll.com/polls/eJnv7EpL9gv
>literally fistfighting
I can't believe I'm watching literal Tolkien capeshit.
Still not going to watch it, shill. Not now, not ever.
The episode was pretty stupid, but not nearly as stupid as three episodes wasted on Stupid Island
I'll give it a 5/10 for having a passably competent villain with a plan that genuinely surprised me, and for actually advancing the plot a little bit.
It's so dense.
I watched a couple episodes and it seems like they just wanted to make a Dragonage show instead of a Lotr show. Also heard they tried to do a Conan show before lotr.
Its the worst show of all time, when considering the budget. Literally, the worst show of all time. CGI id great, but cinematography and prduction design is mediocre, and writing is trash