In a straight fight Ruber probably wins. Magic artifact kit is good, but Jack is kind of shit when using em. There is also the possibility the armor could no sell unicorn horn hax and even then Jack is a shit shot.
If Ruber closes the distance, Jack would get the shit kicked out of him and beaten with his own tools
For some reason there's a class divide between humans and fantasy creatures in the shrekverse. creatures like donkey or puss seem to get as much respect as you'd expect if they really were anthropomorphic but if you're something out there like a living puppet or gingerbread man, you'd just get shitted on.
Does he though? He has one line about magic and it's about how annoying talking animals are. In fact the fact that he seeks out magical artifacts means he more or less does want the fairy tale shit but he wants it all for himself.
Even if it was true, their beliefs over why they're bad would be completely different. Jack wants to be the greatest thing since pie and farquad wants normality and conformity to an extreme.
If I recall Ruber didn't so much want to be king as much as he loathed how much of a pussy King Arthur was and wanted to go back to the good old days of raping and pillaging.
I honestly think Jack could convince Ruber to get him and his men to work for him and just let him do all the senseless violence he wants.
>goldie and death are the other two knights >Ethical bug is still on his shoulder
Ruberposting jack would be gold. As for jackposting ruber, who is pointing the finger?
>Jack: Say uh, Ruber. Who did you say you got that potion from that turns men into metal weapon guys? >Ruber: I would not share my secrets with you, peasant! >Jack: Oh cool then I'll just blast them away with this Phoenix >Ruber: I see you have much PRIDE in you. Your men would do well to serve my mechanical army.
"Inside of your pastries, My men will all hide~
You sit up front as the gates open wide~"
"That's weird."
"Thanks for noticing! I've been working on it for years!"
Who has the upper hand here: Jack, with his unlimited bag of magical artifacts? Or Ruber, with his sheer brute strength and dogged determination?
Jack goes big and squishes him
>Jack goes big and squishes him
i could see that happen
In a straight fight Ruber probably wins. Magic artifact kit is good, but Jack is kind of shit when using em. There is also the possibility the armor could no sell unicorn horn hax and even then Jack is a shit shot.
If Ruber closes the distance, Jack would get the shit kicked out of him and beaten with his own tools
Determination and perseverance win every time
Ruber recognizing Excalibur would be funny
I want to see Jack and Farquad meet instead, they both hate fairy tale/magical shit
I mean it would have to be an out of continuity thing, since I think relative to the Shrekiverse timeline Faquad is long dead by this point.
Aren’t all the hypotheticals where he meets characters from other franchises also out of continuity?
How long until they backstab each other?
For some reason there's a class divide between humans and fantasy creatures in the shrekverse. creatures like donkey or puss seem to get as much respect as you'd expect if they really were anthropomorphic but if you're something out there like a living puppet or gingerbread man, you'd just get shitted on.
Does he though? He has one line about magic and it's about how annoying talking animals are. In fact the fact that he seeks out magical artifacts means he more or less does want the fairy tale shit but he wants it all for himself.
Even if it was true, their beliefs over why they're bad would be completely different. Jack wants to be the greatest thing since pie and farquad wants normality and conformity to an extreme.
If I recall Ruber didn't so much want to be king as much as he loathed how much of a pussy King Arthur was and wanted to go back to the good old days of raping and pillaging.
I honestly think Jack could convince Ruber to get him and his men to work for him and just let him do all the senseless violence he wants.
I could be remembering wrong though.
I don't even know who the guy on the left even is
Jack Horner from Puss in Boots 2.
Best part of the movie. Second best villain in it.
Ruber would just exclaim "The ogre's butt" as soon as he sees Shrek.
Stop being so silly~
Jack Horner is the more resourceful and well kept evil-doer while ruber is the pic related.
It is crazy when you remember that there were things in that movie other than him.
>Ruberpost Jack
>Jack post ruber
>goldie and death are the other two knights
>Ethical bug is still on his shoulder
Ruberposting jack would be gold. As for jackposting ruber, who is pointing the finger?
The perfect analogy between a Sociopath and a Psychopath.
A sociopath knows what he’s doing and doesn’t care, while a psychopath thinks what he’s doing is right.
Why are they so bad?
"An ACME potion? Cool! Here, have a unicorn horn! IN THE FACE!"
They would have a plan anon!
It would include (you)!
>Jack: Say uh, Ruber. Who did you say you got that potion from that turns men into metal weapon guys?
>Ruber: I would not share my secrets with you, peasant!
>Jack: Oh cool then I'll just blast them away with this Phoenix
>Ruber: I see you have much PRIDE in you. Your men would do well to serve my mechanical army.
"Inside of your pastries, My men will all hide~
You sit up front as the gates open wide~"
"That's weird."
"Thanks for noticing! I've been working on it for years!"
What?