Don’t forget about a very crucial scene where the Flash is shouting: ‘I HAVE TO SHIT!’ to his parents & then they disappear off screen for a very long time. That quote is the epitome of this A.I. garbage dump.
Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed how these Covid era films like Black Adam and Quantumania feel AI generated. Hawkman’s entire character is as if the AI spat out a Black Panther ripoff.
>AI we need clothes for our character. He’s the black leader of a team of superheroes. Really rich. Flys around in a cool jet. Is origin is connected to Africa.
> Is origin is connected to Africa.
I think they left that part out. Notice how the movie had him, Doctor Fate and BA all in the same room at least twice and never once made the connection that all three of them have ties to Egypt in their powers.
Hollywood has quashed originality years ago in carefully tested focus groups and seeing what the other studios are doing. MCU just proved sticking said formula is far more profitable than putting any effort in.
Good thing you didn’t witness it up close in the theater, I had no Earthly idea what the fuck was going on with those babies faces & why they thought (with all the allegations) that allowing this bastard to put a baby inside a microwave was even remotely ‘funny’ or a ‘brilliant’ idea.
Both are to blame. The pajeet director should be never allowed to work in Hollyweird again after such a massive clusterfuck of a deepfake/CGI/VFX product. It ain’t kino & it sure ain’t human…
Both are to blame. The pajeet director should be never allowed to work in Hollyweird again after such a massive clusterfuck of a deepfake/CGI/VFX product. It ain’t kino & it sure ain’t human…
PAJEET DIRECTOR MOTHERFUCKER, EVER SEEN THE THUMBNAILS FOR THEIR MOVIES?
Where did this meme come from? Muschietti isn’t a pajeet, that’s a gigaitalian name, and he’s an argie.
The Flash explains that because of friction you have to be careful moving people at super speed.
Moving metal negates that, so putting a baby into the microwave for transport is valid
thats stupid, the speed force literally exists as a coating he applies to anything he touches while in super speed. this concept of him actually being durable and strong enough to handle speeds of superman would make him almost as strong physically.
Psychopaths have trouble performing natural and reflexive human expressions, so when they often end up over-exaggerating and fucking up simple facial movements when trying to emote.
he makes my skin crawl. he's so creepy
he should be playing a villain or better yet not be in the movie at all
this casting choice is such an insult to the character of the Flash. and the fans too.
Thanks for reverse engineering the original footage. The director caught Ezra popping in snack at craft services. When WB started unloading time constraints on production, he had to resort to cobbling together the rest of the movie with clever editing.
What the fuck is even the context here? Why the fuck is he just standing there with a baby in the microwave? Why is there a baby in the microwave at all?
A hospital wing collapsed and the babies from the maternity ward fell from the window. There's a slowmo scene with Flash catching the babies while protecting them from other dangerous stuff that was also falling and he puts a baby in the microwave to protect it from an oxygen tank that was shooting fire. It's pretty stupid but it's not really all that random.
you should always believe when someone says something extremely stupid and unhinged happens in a DCEU movie
Like Batman and Superman stop fighting because their mothers are named Martha
Or Wonder Woman raping a guy
How in the fuck would a scene like this get approved? Ever? Why?
Everything about this movie that I've seen is fucking horrendous. Who the fuck thought any of this was a good idea?
Superman Returns is an odd one out here.
Its fault is not that it's offensively bad like the others, it's that it's so painfully dull and mediocre that it didn't interest people much.
Quest for Peace would be a better fit for that image.
The bad thing about returns was Warners obsession with making a sequel to the reeves movies rather than just letting singer do his own thing OR try to connect it with begins
Singer was the one who made it a Reeve sequel, Routh was originally hired (over Cavill) for a reboot written by Abrams and directed by McG, and McG dropped out due to fear of flying on a plane
>hospital is blown up by terrorists >maternity ward collapses and babies fall out the window >bunch of slapstick situations ensue, like a baby about to be splashed with acid mid-air, or a baby about to be stabbed with a bunch of scalpels >one baby is about to get roasted by a gas tank set on fire (not how the physics of that would work, but whatever) >baby puts the baby in the microwave to protect it from the flame >everyone makes it safe to the ground
why is the women screaming if they are already safe?
Because to her, it JUST happened. The scene is incredibly stupid, but that one thing actually does make sense, she basically was about to die and now within like one single second (in her time) she's out on the ground and finishing the scream that was coming out of her mouth beforehand.
Bitches. Unfortunately weirdly accurate if you ever watch videos of wild shit going down, there's always some bitch screaming her fucking lungs out.
My hearing isn't damaged enough yet to dull such pain, even screaming babies actually hurt being near.
Looks better in the comic tie-in, the issue with the movie suit is that it's all tight and shiny looking and on close-up you can see the goddamn membrane
While watching the scene I couldn't stop thinking about a similar Wash-Fu moment from Batman Forever, even the lighting is kinda similar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgli2KJxa8s
I remember seeing that fucking idiot on Drinker's stream saying that the kitchen is a recreation of the one from 89, guess what, thats a fucking lie too.
Don’t forget about a very crucial scene where the Flash is shouting: ‘I HAVE TO SHIT!’ to his parents & then they disappear off screen for a very long time. That quote is the epitome of this A.I. garbage dump.
superb.
as an emetophobe i know i will not go watch it now under any circumstance
thank you for this blurry off-color webm, it was just enough not to set me off so you've done a really kind service that i need to thank you for
Kind of the same, honestly. The place is a such a cesspit that I've kind of just started doing the opposite of whatever is said here and I haven't regretted it since.
Just don't encourage it with money. If you have to theater it, buy a ticket to something good and switch up. As long as you have a ticket Robert doesn't give a fuck.
Making it the apex of surrealist Superhero films from the early 00s. Had this come out then it would've been a tone setter for the entire genre. Instead of a late to the game joke.
I knew they'd kill keatman off because they cant pull an emotional scene with their own characters even if they tried. Solo just made me annoyed that he died in the first fucking film.
Harrison Ford's main demand for playing Han Solo in the nu-trilogy was that he'd be killed off for real in the first movie and never come back. Han Solo surviving past the first movie was never an option because Harrison Ford refused to be in any more Star Wars movies(he was also the only one that didn't sign a contract for the nu-trilogy, so they couldn't force to come back)
This is how it should go every time Bruce fights the likes of Darkseid. Dude is tanking like 5000N with each punch, but yeah could've been more respectful.
>Finally get a fun, campy DC movie that fans have been begging for for decades >Everyone hates it
You people don't deserve DC
Secret Invasion is getting shitty reviews too and it's super cereal. Just release something decent and, regardless of the tone or style, critics and fanboys will suck it off.
Burton is a cooky dude but he's an artsy dude with a lot of heart, soul & spirit to his stories (especially when he's in tune with the material & wants to fuck with the canon - '89 & Returns). He would've made it work with the right story & Keaton's last outing as Batman would've been a triumphant swan song - but that's a story for another Multiverse that we will never ever experience in this rotten lifetime. No Batman Beyond. No Logan-style flick about Keats from Burton. Inhale, cope, exhale, drink, cope some more & sleep...
Lets be real, i think shooting his films in digital video like most movies starting doing so in the 00s REALLY end uo hurting its movies in the visual department.
Agreed. However, I did find his episodes of Wednesday quite intriguing, maybe it's his innate passion for the Addams Family lore, maybe it's his rejuvenated energy & partnership with Jenna Ortega, I don't know, man... makes me feel somewhat hopeful about Beetlejuice 2 because Jenna's in it, he vibes with her & she's a cool cat.
If only there was a way to untuck the Flush & change the timeline to the point where he gets the final Bat-film & Jenna Ortega plays either the Commish's daughter, Carrie Kelley or someone of importance to Keaton in a Logan-esque fashion... hate this world & hate WB with passion for fucking Tim after Returns in the first place & then raping his vision for Superman Lives! because of a toyetically-retarded Streisando hair stylist that caused him so much pain back in 1989 on Batman.
Didnt the fucking TOTALLY NOT shills said that they will add a scene when Barry somehow pays respect to Keats or at least, able to mourn him? That among the surprise cameo which WE SWEAR TO GOD IT AINT CLOONEY THAT WAS EARLY IN DEV, WELL CHANGIN IT CAUSE OF THE LEAKS, PINKIE SWEAR, WHO KNOWS, MIGHT BE THE GUNNS BATS, WINK WINK A DINK!
>couldnt they at least had keats closw his eyes before he dies?
Nah, had to do it with a particular level of pure cringe & class like ebin Nolan in TDKR:
jesus christ those effects are absolutely pathetic. There's no impact when Batman gets slammed into the ground, you can basically see the editor's cursor just drag his body into place
Add that to the worst facial fake blood (that looks like Italian pasta or jelly) on the character's face in recent CBM memory. Total clusterfuck & one of the worst ways to depict a death of a beloved 80's hero' deaths since Jake Skywalker in the film known as the Last Director.
Zod went down like a bitch in the first fight with Supergirl. I get that he kills her in the end and then some more, but I'm just sick of how tension-less "female hero vs male villains" fights are.
The internet was a fucking mistake. Hollywood Writers shouldn’t be allowed to haphazardly insert whatever Reddit fan requests into these movies. This isn’t cinema, it’s goyslop of the highest order
>Ha! Superman Nicolas Cage fighting giant spiders, I understand that reference!
I hate how long and self indulgent it is. If it was just a quick blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment of Nic Cage fighting a spider, then that would be fine but it’s a whole scene in itself just so some stupid ass Redditor can “enlighten” all his friends when they walk out the film.
It feels like one of those "parody" Youtube channels by Mexican zoomers where they dress up in cheap shitty cosplay costumes and have "Marvel vs DC/Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter/X vs Y" fight videos full of meta jokes and references.
I feel sorry for you if you understand what I'm babbling on.
Can you imagine if all that timeline-splitting shit was happening and Dr Strange could just knit shit back together, and Tony Stark could build some kind of quantum detanglizer, instead we get absolute horseshit DC spinny-camera slow-mo-punchfest nonsense that is just as dumb as the Marvel shit, but exponentially less fun to watch. Do I want to watch greybrown scowlman say the line, or do I want to watch Big Bang Theory say the line, or do I want to watch the other greybrown scowlman say the line? At least with marvel you'll get different characters in different scenes doing visually interesting things in a manner that makes sense.
You could take the single dumbest scene in just about any marvel movie, in my mind that's the iron-man-on-hulk fight from Age of Ultron, and compare that to the dumbest of all scenes in the DC films, which would probably be the 'toilet martha' scene, and there is no comparison. The DCEU was born fucked.
It's kind of funny how they finally produced the asinine Tim Burton version of Superman for a cameo purely to hurl him into another version of Superman and like a fucking missile and kill them both. There's unintended poetic subtext to this.
why this is so soulless compared to no way home or spiderverse? There's something that makes me feel sad just looking at it but I don't know what it is
Yup, it even has the awkward Andrew Garfield silent effect: try watching the 'Let's Get Nuts' or 'I'm Batman' scenes by yourself with no theater audience cheering or fans clapping... it will be as cringe & as uncomfortable as it was with the return of Garfield.
Those scenes are like 30 seconds.
The only cringe moments for me were when the audience cheered for the OG batmobile/batwing so honestly it'll be a better experience watching it alone.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS TOOTH FALLS OFF
It's a movie by the hack who made those shitty IT movies that were shilled so hard that shill sites went full-damage control with "h-horror movies don't have to be scary" bullshit.
Nevermind that as goofy as old TV movie was, this scene alone is scarier than anything in his movies.
>The near killing of babies, BaBu N Dah Micro, the pukees, I HAVE TO SHIT, the teeth fall........ > >THIS IS A PAJEET FETISH FILM IN DISGUISE OF CAPESHIT
no-one going to point out the unhinged ESL illiteracy and mental illness all over this thread?
DC didn't get a ton of shit for publishing that scene, they got a ton of shit for NOT publishing the comic at first. Paul Levitz was the one who thought "this was bad to have in a comic" and ordered the comic pulped. That ended up having a Streisand Effect and people wanted to see the comic to see what it was about
All the webms in this thread make it look like a fucking Deadpool movie, holy shit. I know absolute zero about this movie, the only things I have paid attention to in DCEU since Justice League was the Shazam series because I really liked the first one. I considered Shazam 2 to be an atrocity and Black Adam to be a guilty pleasure. Neither of those movies convinced me to watch Suicide Squad, Aquaman, Wonder Woman 1984, or Birds of Prey-- it actually convinced me to never watch a DC movie again.
The fuck is going on with this Flash movie? It's so bizarre looking.
It was very cute and made me feel like I was watching something on par with Saturday Morning The Tick or Freakazoid, so I liked it. Second movie felt like it was trying way too hard to be silly and funny.
I hate the films. all Ive wanted for years was a decent big budget adaption of the golden age captain marvel stuff and they stuck me with the adventures of shazoom and the shazooomies.
>It was very cute and made me feel like I was watching something on par with Saturday Morning The Tick or Freakazoid,
Yeah. I thought it was a great kids DC movie. Sivana was a bit too much of the whole evil version of the hero trope instead of just a proper mad scientist, but it overall was pretty decent.
It felt like those characters on the screen instead of whatever bullshit Zack Snyder wanted to put into a Batman and Superman and Wonder Woman movie.
As someone who knew next to nothing about the flash before this movie(girl btw), I was blown away from basically everything he did. All I thought he could do what run fast and that's it. I actually let out multiple audible "WHAT THE's" when he passed through walls and time travelled like nothing because I thought they were new abilities he unlocked and my brother hit my arm causing the whole theater laughed at me. 🙁
it has been since 2015. nothing of any value has seen release since then and by that point we were already suffering under the heels of snyderfags. ive seen everyone of my favorite dc capes shit on multiple times over and at this point im scared of mentioned the handful that havent been ruined because I fear they'll suffer similar fates. fuck hollywood and fuck warner.
They have been referencing Doomsday in weird ways since BvS and honestly... i don't even know why. I don't if WB actually loved BvS or if they hated it, but they keep doing the spike/spear thing as some sort of reference but in the most tone deaf ways.
He looks like that one Reverse Flash created during the New 52 push. The one with bright red skin and jagged metal armor, who was eventually revealed to be the father of Wally West (Black).
No one knows, probably not since Aquaman 2 still exists for some reason. But Clooney is apparently the new Batman now but then probably not when Brave and the Bold out but the Peacemaker and The Suicide Squad casts are still staying because they're Gunn's friends and family.
This movie was leaked, down to the minor details, over a fucking year ago on Cinemaphile and nobody noticed because the synopsis was so goddamned retarded people assumed it couldn't be real
>ask for good movie >get bad movie >"y u complain tho?????"
Posts like these are the reason I think paid shills are 100% real. I refuse to believe anybody would defend a multibillion dollar corporation like this without getting paid
Camp is good, but what the MCU is doing isn't camp. It's just low quality.
She-Hulk was trying to be campy but wound up too self-serious when it wasn't driving its tongue straight through its cheek so it wasn't charming enough to pull it off
MODOK wasn't campy at all, a campy MODOK would be playing up the villainy and acting like a cartoon character. You know, like MODOK.
Making him a returning character with an internal struggle is the opposite of camp.
>She-Hulk was trying to be campy
Campy would've been playing the Wrecking Crew completely straight.
Campy would've been having a group of superpowered evil geniuses as the main villains instead of woman-hating redditors and self-masturbatory "capeshit is so cliche urgh, we're too good for it" meta commentary that somehow manages to radiate more smugness than a Joss Whedon production.
MF IT WAS A GIANT FLOATING HEAD, THAT FLEW THREW, SHAT A HOUSE UP AND CUT PEOPLE IN HALF
HOW IS THAT GROUNDED, HE WAS LITERALLY A CARTOON VILLAIN
that only during his last moments had some genuine seriousness, AND EVEN THEN HE DIES with a joke, you were like a brother to me scott, finally i die an avenger #avenge the fallen
I meant like ironic is the opposite of camp right?
it's detached while camp is full embrace of the stupid, the over the top
like the 90's clooney batman and the 60's adam vest show?
6 months ago
Anonymous
>how is his performance grounded when thing happened?
You can't even follow the vocabulary so how can you be expected to comment on semantics?
6 months ago
Anonymous
lame argument
but the actor corey stoll did say he played MODOK after some shakespeare villain
>irony is detached
no, those are two completely different concepts
hilariously an "ironic" performance is very close to camp as the primary meaning behind camp is self-parody >camp is earnest
Absolutely not, quite the opposite.
Camp applies to a lot of things but the primary elements are being absolutely NOT serious and being absurdly showy and fake. Ostentatious.
MODOK shooting lasers at people is not camp
MODOK threatening a puppy is camp
i feel like we're talking about the same thing, camp is earnest in the way that they do the whole excess, stuff without any shame, no winks or meta commentary
#releasethemodokpuppycut
6 months ago
Anonymous
>irony is detached
no, those are two completely different concepts
hilariously an "ironic" performance is very close to camp as the primary meaning behind camp is self-parody >camp is earnest
Absolutely not, quite the opposite.
Camp applies to a lot of things but the primary elements are being absolutely NOT serious and being absurdly showy and fake. Ostentatious.
MODOK shooting lasers at people is not camp
MODOK threatening a puppy is camp
It's a shitty ass movie with CGI that looks horrendous, filled with worthless cameos that are disrespectful to the original actors, the writing is generic stuff you can find anywhere else and it's starring a well-known criminal playing two roles, one of which is him acting the most retarded way he can. Your fun, campy DC movie was the second Suicide Squad film, this is just shit.
Why didn’t DC follow aqua mans lead and just make a simple movie using the character? People liked aquaman because it wasn’t trying what every movie after avengers has done, be a clusterfuck of references and cameos in a vain attempt to pull avengers numbers
>Just want The Flash vs any of his rouges gallery for a film
>they had to shove Batman and Superman in it >they had to use time travel >they had to reference MoS >they had to put in multiple Flash characters in his first movie
Overbloated and constipated film. Nobody asked for this.
"Constipated" is EXACTLY the right term, thank you. Bloated, swollen, red in the face, trying so hard, grunting and straining, and just can't get ANYTHING done. One big fart and you just have to accept you're done for now.
>"Constipated" is EXACTLY the right term, thank you. Bloated, swollen, red in the face, trying so hard, grunting and straining, and just can't get ANYTHING done. One big fart and you just have to accept you're done for now.
The issue with the film in this respect is that before establishing this Flash they wanted him to have a Flashpoint event so they could give the cinematic universe thing another try. Nobody else has a powerset that can literally break the universe, and they couldn't otherwise without another big crossover which there was zero chance of. Flash has always drawn the short end of the stick, hell in Six Flags he's literally just a representative of their FastPass and doesn't get any rides of his own. They only wheel him out into relevancy when they need him to break space-time in some way for plot reasons a lot of the time.
The only difference between this and Batman & Robin is that Batman & Robin became appreciated 20 years after all of the DCEU fuckups. The Flash movie will be forever remembered as inferior to the Flash TV show which had way more heart and care for the source material instead of some suit's hamhanded way to burn off a failed cinematic universe.
The MCU nostalgia cow's still fat and healthy. Deadpool 3 will bring back the Xmen 1-3 cast and Secret Wars will be carried by the old heroes (Jackman, Tobey, fat Howard the Duck, etc)
Rushing into another big crossover movie so they can bring back actors from the 2010s before they die or decide to not be apart of these shot feats anymore. Why do you think Marvel is trying so hard to get the Kang Dynasty going? RDJ and Chris Evans onscreen together again = Big Bucks from retards.
Make no mistake, once Marvel does it, WB will give the finger to Gunn and do their Justice League copy with Snyder
Shut the fuck up retard this current shit is bad too. Snyderverse is just also bad.
Praying James Gunn will somehow fix it but the fact that he didn't instantly shut down this movie the second he saw it worries me. Maybe he had no choice in the matter, idk.
Why would Gunn fix it? Guardians and Avengers were how we got here in the first place. Why would you want him to get rid of the greatest foundation comic book movies have ever had?
This legitimately looks like one of the worst movies ever made. I don't know how anyone could find this good. What exactly about this movie could make it good? What's the appeal? And I don't just mean "member this?", I mean as a movie.
fuck anyone watching nu-capeshit in 2023, they're all unironically part of the problem. I'M LOOKING AT YOU SPIDER-naggerS. YOU'RE KEEPING THIS TREND ALIVE FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS MINIMUM.
Is this how the DCEU is going to end? With a wet fart?
I hate the multiverse is just an excuse to do "Remember old capeshit adaption? That's nostalgic, right?" and dangle keys in the audience's faces.
Anon, you're under the impression that the DCEU hasn't been over for awhile now. If the DCEU is Snyder's creation, anything that was tampered or meddled with by WB execs no longer fits the DCEU narrative. Be happy you got MoS, BvS, & ZSJL and ignore the rest.
James Gunn's DCU won't fare any better and I imagine people are finally tired of comic book movies.
I finally see why critics have been complaining about multiverse shit now and it shouldn’t have taken me this long. You’re right, it’s been abused by studios so they can milk nostalgia. It’s sad that a non-capeshit film (Everything Everywhere) executed the concept much better than the genre built for it.
>>Non-Snyder film semi-successful >"See, we don't need you Snyder bots" >>Non-Snyder film fails >"NOOO IT'S ALL SNYDER'S FAULT HE RUINED THE BRAND"
It's been 6 years since the man left and haters still can't get him out of their heads.
Snyder's the one who started all this shit off by doing Death of Superman in the second movie and putting together the Justice League before they got their own movies, leading to The Flash doing its biggest story right out of the box because it can't have street-level stakes after Barry saved the world in the last movie.
There's something about this film using dead people as Cameos that really rubs me the wrong way. All the others kinda make me uncomfortable but seeing cgi Christopher Reeve makes me feel genuinely kinda sickened.
Good lord what the fuck is this CGI I watched the cam rip and oh my God even in 140p I can tell that shit looks like PS2 graphics in the time travel scene, they fucking delated this thrice and still fucked the cgi that bad?!
Zod kills her many times. Speaking of, I was pretty happy to see her suited and powered look made her thicc since she is introduced as a skelewoman from Russian prison.
The movie is incredibly funny if you assume that Barry's twitchy mannerism are not acting and that's just Ezra going through withdrawal while the cameras were rolling
The fx are bad and Ezra is a bad person but the movie was ok
It dragged like shit in every part that wasn't a reshoot and Kara went down like a punk each time but those are my biggest complaints with the story
It'll be remembered for le funny baby scene and the reference fest at the end and not much else, hopefully it'll kick off some actual good DC movies
The tone seemed like a decent course at least, not quite MCU levels of sterile while also not being Synder levels of serious. I have confidence in Blue Beetle at the very least
>McDonalds arthouse using a thin coat of paint to associate it with a comic book character >good
I think Joker is just as full of shit as Snyder's schlock.
To me, Aquaman was the closest thing to a what a DC film should be. Even that was a bit rough. The first Shazam was a good kids DC film.
holy shit did they really go in and frame-by-frame scrub out his tooth for a stupid nothing gag? That blackout is REALLY unprofessional, it's even bleeding onto the tooth next to it like someone had a tool in MS Paint and just waved it back and forth
it doesn't really come across quite as strongly in motion or when he's doing a face to the camera for a picture, but when you just take a single shot of this idiot's mug, he's a real ugly motherfucker. How did this guy get major motion picture roles? Aside from riding major motion picture poles, badumtish and all that.
This car would've been fucking useful in the desert battle, it's got machine guns, bombs, explosives, would've been kino if Batwing goes down, he catapults & lands right into the car &... fuck it, they blew it, big time.
I just watched the movie
Ezra is the best part, he has great chemistry with himself
Set-up takes too long
Keaton is awkward
So is Zod, he has no presence even tho he basically wins
The final "fight" is basically just the three voices in Ezras head shittalking each other
I want to fuck Kara
>They also destroy Christopher Reeve's Superman's world.
Well damn. As a Spidey and Supesfag someone must really hate me in Hollywood. This summer is just brutal.
Reeve's Supes even looks sad as fuck as he is about to die together with everything he knows and love.
Isn't Reeve's Superman one of the most powerful live action Supermen? Why is he just dejected while his world is destroyed? He should get up and do something about it.
>They also destroy Christopher Reeve's Superman's world.
Well damn. As a Spidey and Supesfag someone must really hate me in Hollywood. This summer is just brutal.
This is really the pinnacle of corporate greed. Using cgi to recreate dead actors so they can get more money from a soulless zombie consumer audience. Fucking disgusting
And while we at it can we give that poor dude before Hamada who got ''LOL OUSTED TOTALLY CONFIRMED GUILTY CAUSE WE SEZ ZO GAYS'', a fair trial? an actual investigation? done by the police, not by Orange Man Bad triggered snowflakes commies orchestrated by feminists?
i mean i know you probably meant to add that as a joke or a criticism of 'woke politics' or whatever, but yeah, that's objectively true, decades upon decades of studies have shown that decreasing poverty directly correlates to decreasing crime overall. It can't eliminate crime completely, because some people are just assholes, but that is scientifically, objectively, provably an accurate statement.
no but flooding the public sector with donations to fund public education, public transportation, and public aid programs does reduce poverty. When people have a stable life thanks to guaranteed minimums (a roof over their head, food in their bellies) they make smarter decisions. It's like an uncanny valley of monetary irresponsibility: too little money or too much money, and you blow what you have because you're either stressed to near-death, or you have so much it doesn't matter. Right in the middle, you have a nice valley where you're not constantly stressed, but you have to be smart. We used to call that 'the middle class', but reaganomics took the middle class out back and shot it in the back of the head with a shotgun like Old Yeller.
>because some people are just assholes
That opens up a whole can of nature vs. nurture debate. Very small villages where you literally know everyone's name and everyone contributes to a community tend to have a 0% crime rate. Granted, these places do not have access to cars and drugs, which significantly reduces the types of crimes that can happen there.
Very small towns in America with middle income citizens tend to be so safe, many of them don't even have a police station; they have to radio in police from nearby cities if something happens. This is usually balanced out because most homeowners (closer to say landowners because I'm talking about farm towns) have some form of firearm available. Really, it's the "violent crime rate" that people are more concerned about than things like property damage, which can be as insignificant as a teenager throwing bricks at a condemned building.
A population of 50,000 is still a lot of people. The only other living creatures that will gather together in that large of a group in order to form a community is probably insects. Even schooling fish only amount to a few thousand at the highest.
>Just tell, Dont show Gais..... >Dont Show its Burtonverse Gotham >Dont Show the lore that connects his claims >Dont even hint at what happen between the events from Returns till now. >Whatabout Alfred >Whatabout Catwoman/Selina >Whathappened to Knox >Whathappened to Vicky Vale? >Did he ever get a Robin in this? >How did Pat Hingle's Jim fared into this? >Whatinthename of happened to Billy Dee Williams Two Face? >How did he all the sudden cleaned up Gotham >Is he just Coping and lying to the Barry's and himself? >Did he ever tried to be more Bruce Wayne then Bats? >How did he became in that state when he went Half Last Jedi hermit Luke?
Also does anyone feelt like he was too OoC while in Costume when he keep speaking in hia normal voice cause "LE QUIPS"?
They don't give a shit about Keaton fans, they want us to shut the fuck up, consume this shit & take it up in the ass because your childhood hero is wrecked, fucked & jobs to a literal CGI WHO named NA-MEK (with no personal story or relationship to Batman). And yes, he phoned it in & the whole OOC thing was irritating the fuck out of me right from his pointless hobo goes nuts scene in the kitchen.
no but flooding the public sector with donations to fund public education, public transportation, and public aid programs does reduce poverty. When people have a stable life thanks to guaranteed minimums (a roof over their head, food in their bellies) they make smarter decisions. It's like an uncanny valley of monetary irresponsibility: too little money or too much money, and you blow what you have because you're either stressed to near-death, or you have so much it doesn't matter. Right in the middle, you have a nice valley where you're not constantly stressed, but you have to be smart. We used to call that 'the middle class', but reaganomics took the middle class out back and shot it in the back of the head with a shotgun like Old Yeller.
The problem with the line is the "giving your money away" part.
1) just giving money away doesn't solve poverty.
2) the movie is pretending Batman is hoarding his riches as if Bruce Wayne isn't a massive philanthropist.
Yeah but most of my time on here has been spent laughing at expletive-screaming 13-year-olds who would be terrified if they saw tits in real life, so it's just nice to hear someone express a complicated opinion in a logical manner. Pic unrelated but I downloaded it off here in like 2007, so I'm just cycling these back into the pool.
>so it's just nice to hear someone express a complicated opinion in a logical manner
Lurk moar, and you might find it occurs more often than you think. I dunno, stranger things have happened.
>Alex Jones reveals Peter Parker is Spider-Man. >Peter asks Dr. Strange to go back in time to destroy the evidence. >Peter gets sent to 2012 instead. >Peter tries to find Dr. Strange but instead finds Tobey Maguire. >Peter remembers the alien invasion, so he tries to assemble the Avengers asap. >The only Avenger they can can find is Eric Bana's Hulk. >They lose when Thanos shows up. >Peter uses Pym particles to return, the Ancient One sends him back, pick your poison.
Post-credits >Peter gets invited to the Avengers compound. >Peter finds Edward Norton >"There's no way home."
Felt really random. I was taken aback by it (& I was already having a shitty time so far), came out of fucking nowhere. Thank God we're past the point where, if it was the 90's or early 2000's, one of the Barry's would definitely offer a different branding name for the team akin to Batman Forever's Robin in 1995: "I need a name, Batboy? Nightwing? I don't know, help me out, what's a good side-kick name?
The moment i saw the "yes, imma batman" with thta goofy smile and that shitty cowl, in the first trailer that showed Keaton, i knew it was a fucking shit of a show, but believe it or not, i had hopes thwy would reshoot it in a way or edit it so they remove the goofy delivery.
If they used CGI to vhange his expression and remove the quippyness, and Past Barry falling off, it would have been fine, but this, the "(ill) PASS", the hidden batpwnis meassure, and his two deaths being flaccid, it was a slap in the face.
So is Flash just the most powerful superhero of all time? Because this movie made him into a fucking god and no one around him seems to be aware of that.
Are you autistic or did you just not watch the movie?
Also your theory fails since SJW's have been openly hating this movie because of schizo Ezra and that they "brought actors back from the dead", the hate is so forced
It's just a campy crowd-pleasing CBM romp
watching the movie with the latino dub just to hear how Javier Ponton sounds, and i do realize, quite a lot of the wink wink laugh dammit MCU quip quirks can be edited out to at the very least restore some dignity out of Keaton.
he was WAY to out of character and jokey as Bats, if he really was Burton's KeatBats, then why there's no proper explanation as to why he now acts as a goofball as both bruce and bats, you can keep some of that as Bruce, but NOT AS FUCKING BATMAN!
wasnt the whole point that He literally takes on a different persona as batman?, and that Bruce is just the mask for the Bat?
The whole movie is a mixed bag to me. It has its moments and I think if you're more of a casual moviegoer you'll like it more and it's pretty standalone. But seeing the Snyderverse characters in broad daylight cracking jokes is just bizarre and one of the reasons they need to reboot instead of parading the corpse of a defunct continuity around. And the fact that such a zany film hinges on the tonally disparate Man of Steel, the cornerstone of the DCEU is also also weird.
It's not a terrible movie but I don't get the hype from people who've seen it at all. Like I struggle to understand why Tom Cruise would praise it so much.
Also the way they gave Michael Keaton the role of Thomas Wayne Flashpoint Batman and then Batman Beyond Bruce in the cancelled Batgirl film is another really odd creative decision which I think speaks to the DCEU being a clusterfuck now and needing a reboot to closer follow the comics.
Not a movie, anon but a 2-hour long A.I. cooked algorithm. But yes, fuck it!
Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed how these Covid era films like Black Adam and Quantumania feel AI generated. Hawkman’s entire character is as if the AI spat out a Black Panther ripoff.
Just because he wore afrofuturist clothes?
>AI we need clothes for our character. He’s the black leader of a team of superheroes. Really rich. Flys around in a cool jet. Is origin is connected to Africa.
> Is origin is connected to Africa.
I think they left that part out. Notice how the movie had him, Doctor Fate and BA all in the same room at least twice and never once made the connection that all three of them have ties to Egypt in their powers.
Hollywood has quashed originality years ago in carefully tested focus groups and seeing what the other studios are doing. MCU just proved sticking said formula is far more profitable than putting any effort in.
He's clearly more of a Batman rip off
why does this lady look AI generated?
Good thing you didn’t witness it up close in the theater, I had no Earthly idea what the fuck was going on with those babies faces & why they thought (with all the allegations) that allowing this bastard to put a baby inside a microwave was even remotely ‘funny’ or a ‘brilliant’ idea.
>these bastard
Which one? Ezra or the Pajeet director
Both are to blame. The pajeet director should be never allowed to work in Hollyweird again after such a massive clusterfuck of a deepfake/CGI/VFX product. It ain’t kino & it sure ain’t human…
Where did this meme come from? Muschietti isn’t a pajeet, that’s a gigaitalian name, and he’s an argie.
KEEP IT AWAY!
Wtf is going om here
The Flash explains that because of friction you have to be careful moving people at super speed.
Moving metal negates that, so putting a baby into the microwave for transport is valid
what about banging around inside of a metal box at high speed
thats stupid, the speed force literally exists as a coating he applies to anything he touches while in super speed. this concept of him actually being durable and strong enough to handle speeds of superman would make him almost as strong physically.
This needs to be in reverse.
Thank you.
somehow thats even worse, but thanks.
https://streamable.com/wl6fxd
Is that Alan Moore?
Ohhhh, so Alan Moore wrote this. That changes everything, this is really deep and those babies are an analogy for sex or something.
So they had a crossover with Watchmen?
Is Ezra trying to be as creepy as possible or does it come naturally to him?
His mannerisms remind me of these humanoid creatures in From.
Psychopaths have trouble performing natural and reflexive human expressions, so when they often end up over-exaggerating and fucking up simple facial movements when trying to emote.
he makes my skin crawl. he's so creepy
he should be playing a villain or better yet not be in the movie at all
this casting choice is such an insult to the character of the Flash. and the fans too.
Ezra would've been a great casting for Thawne tbh
The Flash DLC for Sims 4 when?
delightful
>introducing the GOY GRILLER!
wtf Raimi
It's even better with the sound
>Had a bad dream
>Better microwave the baby
Thanks for reverse engineering the original footage. The director caught Ezra popping in snack at craft services. When WB started unloading time constraints on production, he had to resort to cobbling together the rest of the movie with clever editing.
Fix it please.
The segment with the woman should be reversed.
Only that and it's perfect
What the fuck is even the context here? Why the fuck is he just standing there with a baby in the microwave? Why is there a baby in the microwave at all?
PAJEET DIRECTOR MOTHERFUCKER, EVER SEEN THE THUMBNAILS FOR THEIR MOVIES?
A hospital wing collapsed and the babies from the maternity ward fell from the window. There's a slowmo scene with Flash catching the babies while protecting them from other dangerous stuff that was also falling and he puts a baby in the microwave to protect it from an oxygen tank that was shooting fire. It's pretty stupid but it's not really all that random.
Just really weird out of context
>Sims 2
S-soul?
>Was in the other thread where an anon said Flash put a baby in the microwave
>Nobody believed him
>It's fucking real
you should always believe when someone says something extremely stupid and unhinged happens in a DCEU movie
Like Batman and Superman stop fighting because their mothers are named Martha
Or Wonder Woman raping a guy
How in the fuck would a scene like this get approved? Ever? Why?
Everything about this movie that I've seen is fucking horrendous. Who the fuck thought any of this was a good idea?
Welcome to DC
is that shag of steel a real movie
are you messing with me
100% real
It’s not “Shag of Steel” you moron, it’s “Steel”, starring “SHAQ” as in Shaquille O’Neal.
he's never heard of Shaq because he's 13, anon.
It is.
Fun fact: It even had a brief cameo of John Shaft just to sell people on the Shaft remake with Samuel Jackson.
Superman Returns is an odd one out here.
Its fault is not that it's offensively bad like the others, it's that it's so painfully dull and mediocre that it didn't interest people much.
Quest for Peace would be a better fit for that image.
Agreed Superman Returns was just kinda there.
The bad thing about returns was Warners obsession with making a sequel to the reeves movies rather than just letting singer do his own thing OR try to connect it with begins
Singer was the one who made it a Reeve sequel, Routh was originally hired (over Cavill) for a reboot written by Abrams and directed by McG, and McG dropped out due to fear of flying on a plane
>woman sees Ezra Miller holding a baby
>immediately screams in terror
How you wanna bet that was not in the script?
jesus christ its like son of the mask
Bab approved.
who watches this and says its a good movie, I don't get it
It's a joke, anon. You remember jokes, right? Still looks like shit.
This is the funniest fucking shit I have ever seen. This movie seems like it might actually be brilliant.
You have a dog's brain
Oh boy I can't wait to see this on Cinemaphile every day for the next 10 years
They expect one of us in the microwave, brother
>TIME TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!
Didnt people tought that maybe the micro could, i dont know, FUCKING BOOM!?
Ray Fisher is not going to like that. The microwave advance from mocking him through the phone to in the movie theaters.
Absolutely beautiful.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MOVIE HOW IS IT EVEN REAL
can someone edit this so that he opens it, looks for at the baby for a second, and then closes the microwave on the baby
I have tears from laughing. God bless.
I... I have to know the context for this.
>hospital is blown up by terrorists
>maternity ward collapses and babies fall out the window
>bunch of slapstick situations ensue, like a baby about to be splashed with acid mid-air, or a baby about to be stabbed with a bunch of scalpels
>one baby is about to get roasted by a gas tank set on fire (not how the physics of that would work, but whatever)
>baby puts the baby in the microwave to protect it from the flame
>everyone makes it safe to the ground
Women.
why is the women screaming if they are already safe?
Because to her, it JUST happened. The scene is incredibly stupid, but that one thing actually does make sense, she basically was about to die and now within like one single second (in her time) she's out on the ground and finishing the scream that was coming out of her mouth beforehand.
Bitches. Unfortunately weirdly accurate if you ever watch videos of wild shit going down, there's always some bitch screaming her fucking lungs out.
My hearing isn't damaged enough yet to dull such pain, even screaming babies actually hurt being near.
>me playing the sims
The Death of Batfleck
https://streamable.com/jy8etm
What the fuck is he wearing?
>God, he looks so good in that tight suit
First bisexual Batman?
what is wrong with this retard's body?
is it the suit or does he gave a genetic deformity?
Looks better in the comic tie-in, the issue with the movie suit is that it's all tight and shiny looking and on close-up you can see the goddamn membrane
Second try on the image upload
Gal Gadot is such a terrible and wooden actor. I can't believe boomers creamed themselves over that first shitty WW movie
>boomers
that's on you millennials
at least we'll never see her again, and her last scene was a shitty gag
While watching the scene I couldn't stop thinking about a similar Wash-Fu moment from Batman Forever, even the lighting is kinda similar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgli2KJxa8s
SOUL
>PALcopy speed up
Why were so many DVDrips like that?
I remember seeing that fucking idiot on Drinker's stream saying that the kitchen is a recreation of the one from 89, guess what, thats a fucking lie too.
Ill Pass...
....from this movie
https://streamable.com/s4amtw
>We could've gotten a Flash vs Captain Cold and Heatwave movie with bank robbery scenes, high speed chases, and CSI skills.
Decades of the development hell turned the film into an actual inferno, brava WB, brava!
Fuck, while encoding a clip to share winexplorer collapsed in downloads, fucking windows10.......oh well, download the videos if you can.
The movie in a nutshell
Don’t forget about a very crucial scene where the Flash is shouting: ‘I HAVE TO SHIT!’ to his parents & then they disappear off screen for a very long time. That quote is the epitome of this A.I. garbage dump.
Jesus another one?
superb.
as an emetophobe i know i will not go watch it now under any circumstance
thank you for this blurry off-color webm, it was just enough not to set me off so you've done a really kind service that i need to thank you for
I kinda wanna watch it now
DONT, PLEASE, I AM SAVING YOU ALL BY UPLOADING THE CRINGE
seeing Cinemaphile hate it is making me think it's probably good
Are you a fucking infiltrator or a $0¥jeet? are you a bot?
Cinemaphile loved Spiderverse, of course it has shit taste
Kind of the same, honestly. The place is a such a cesspit that I've kind of just started doing the opposite of whatever is said here and I haven't regretted it since.
It's a perfectly serviceable film, I had fun watching it.
Here come the t.roonie loons
https://streamable.com/p1cdf0
looks like a Spy Kids movie
Those have heart
Robert Rodriguez is one of the most soulful directors working.
and at least Spykids was done on a smaller indie film budget
there is no fucking excuse for this crap from such a big budget film
Who else had the goofy hooler in their minds?
>It's still early, They'll fix the CGI later!
Ok, serious question....
HOW COULD YOU IDIOTS ACTUALLY FALL FOR ALL THE OBVIOIS SHILLIN AND DAMAGE CONTROL!?
DC fans do it all the time. The only thing they love more than their scapegoat is their denial.
There were people just yesterday saying the Reeves cameo was fake even though we HAD the entire scene.
I cannot believe in the year of our lord 2023 that a sex offender gets a movie with video game tier cgi and people still want to see it.
He's not a sex offender legally or otherwise.
>This version of the movie aint the finish product gais
Also remember how they promised to reshoot the ending and winkin it was gonna be Gunn's Batman? It turned out to be Clooneys cameo from the textleaks
They already did this in MoS and it looked far less shitty.
>less shitty
Nice try cultist
No, it actually does look good.
"I liked my lobotomy. I feel so much better now. Honestly, higher brain functions were a chore."
It's a fucking teleports behind you speed effect. Are you 12?
And comparing it to something else makes it bad? NTA, btw.
I like how this looks like actual super speed and not fucking slow motion. its janky as fuck, but a lot better than what we got in later films
Eternals despite all it's problems at least got the superspeed aspect of it right.
damn for real? I didn't bother watching that one, but hearing this makes me want to check it out.
>strong wyman saves the weak white men
of course
Nigga she is from Krypton.
Honestly, Keaton's Batman cleans shop in the scenes before.
why did that guy even explode?
was he holding in his farts?
It's nice to see that WB never learned from Man of Steel, BvS, or Black Adam. Superman fighting human mooks doesn't look good, period.
Keep watching. The guy was getting back to his feet right as Bats shuffled off his mortal coil.
Just don't encourage it with money. If you have to theater it, buy a ticket to something good and switch up. As long as you have a ticket Robert doesn't give a fuck.
It's actually good but I don't have the energy to fight about it
Here's you.
Yeah whatever man.
If Bile Fascination males the movie profitable or at least touch the $750 Million then so be it.
I kinda wanna go to 1XBET and win the big bucks.
I kinda wanna get a Nespresso machine.
https://streamable.com/2azq3u
Really? A fucking quip fakeout and penis joke?
are you fucking shitting me?
We both wish
This movie genuinely seems like a fever dream
Makes me feel like dissociating tbqh
It’s like Salo, Wild Wild West & Movie 43 - all fused together in the greatest ‘pinnacle’ of what could be achieved in the CBM genre.
Making it the apex of surrealist Superhero films from the early 00s. Had this come out then it would've been a tone setter for the entire genre. Instead of a late to the game joke.
BatKeats 1st death
https://streamable.com/x4sjjd
BatKeats 2nd death
Arkham Batman would've tanked that.
The only thing Bamham can't tank is a piece of rubble that fell on him, he needs Catwoman to be in the vicinity so he can get out of it.
Ok, which one was worse, Solo's death, or THIS!
I knew they'd kill keatman off because they cant pull an emotional scene with their own characters even if they tried. Solo just made me annoyed that he died in the first fucking film.
Harrison Ford's main demand for playing Han Solo in the nu-trilogy was that he'd be killed off for real in the first movie and never come back. Han Solo surviving past the first movie was never an option because Harrison Ford refused to be in any more Star Wars movies(he was also the only one that didn't sign a contract for the nu-trilogy, so they couldn't force to come back)
Solo's retard son had no reason to go evil and kill him in the first place, so that's still worse
Leia said Snoke did it so that explains everything.
Why didn't Anakin's ghost protect his grandson?
Snoke had the high ground.
Stop watching kiddie cinema.
This is how it should go every time Bruce fights the likes of Darkseid. Dude is tanking like 5000N with each punch, but yeah could've been more respectful.
Secret Invasion is getting shitty reviews too and it's super cereal. Just release something decent and, regardless of the tone or style, critics and fanboys will suck it off.
Batman's shitty explosives can kill kryptonians now? I hate Batwank so much.
All they do is knock him out for a second but once Batman dies he gets back up and scare the Flashes
I assume it damaged the oxygen filter and asphyxiated him
>this guy got beat by an 80 year old who hasn't fought in decades
That's just a more sanitized version of what Omni Man did to his universe's Batman, where he just turned into a broken pile of mush.
You know
I preffer a MILLION times now, TGWTG fanscriptions on Tim Burton Batman's unmade sequels.
Burton is a cooky dude but he's an artsy dude with a lot of heart, soul & spirit to his stories (especially when he's in tune with the material & wants to fuck with the canon - '89 & Returns). He would've made it work with the right story & Keaton's last outing as Batman would've been a triumphant swan song - but that's a story for another Multiverse that we will never ever experience in this rotten lifetime. No Batman Beyond. No Logan-style flick about Keats from Burton. Inhale, cope, exhale, drink, cope some more & sleep...
Lets be real, i think shooting his films in digital video like most movies starting doing so in the 00s REALLY end uo hurting its movies in the visual department.
Agreed. However, I did find his episodes of Wednesday quite intriguing, maybe it's his innate passion for the Addams Family lore, maybe it's his rejuvenated energy & partnership with Jenna Ortega, I don't know, man... makes me feel somewhat hopeful about Beetlejuice 2 because Jenna's in it, he vibes with her & she's a cool cat.
If only there was a way to untuck the Flush & change the timeline to the point where he gets the final Bat-film & Jenna Ortega plays either the Commish's daughter, Carrie Kelley or someone of importance to Keaton in a Logan-esque fashion... hate this world & hate WB with passion for fucking Tim after Returns in the first place & then raping his vision for Superman Lives! because of a toyetically-retarded Streisando hair stylist that caused him so much pain back in 1989 on Batman.
Didnt the fucking TOTALLY NOT shills said that they will add a scene when Barry somehow pays respect to Keats or at least, able to mourn him? That among the surprise cameo which WE SWEAR TO GOD IT AINT CLOONEY THAT WAS EARLY IN DEV, WELL CHANGIN IT CAUSE OF THE LEAKS, PINKIE SWEAR, WHO KNOWS, MIGHT BE THE GUNNS BATS, WINK WINK A DINK!
couldnt they at least had keats closw his eyes before he dies?
>couldnt they at least had keats closw his eyes before he dies?
Nah, had to do it with a particular level of pure cringe & class like ebin Nolan in TDKR:
jesus christ those effects are absolutely pathetic. There's no impact when Batman gets slammed into the ground, you can basically see the editor's cursor just drag his body into place
Add that to the worst facial fake blood (that looks like Italian pasta or jelly) on the character's face in recent CBM memory. Total clusterfuck & one of the worst ways to depict a death of a beloved 80's hero' deaths since Jake Skywalker in the film known as the Last Director.
Zod went down like a bitch in the first fight with Supergirl. I get that he kills her in the end and then some more, but I'm just sick of how tension-less "female hero vs male villains" fights are.
The Gravediggin cameos including West which is almost like a cardboard cutout and i cant see in my copy
https://streamable.com/bonwux
The internet was a fucking mistake. Hollywood Writers shouldn’t be allowed to haphazardly insert whatever Reddit fan requests into these movies. This isn’t cinema, it’s goyslop of the highest order
>Ha! Superman Nicolas Cage fighting giant spiders, I understand that reference!
I WILL PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE TO SEE BAD CGI NICHOLAS CAGE FIGHT SPIDERS FOR 5 SECONDS AS I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE I WILL CLAP
I don’t think anyone was clamoring for the Nick Cage movie. Not a lot of people even really know it was ever going to be a thing.
I hate how long and self indulgent it is. If it was just a quick blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment of Nic Cage fighting a spider, then that would be fine but it’s a whole scene in itself just so some stupid ass Redditor can “enlighten” all his friends when they walk out the film.
It feels like one of those "parody" Youtube channels by Mexican zoomers where they dress up in cheap shitty cosplay costumes and have "Marvel vs DC/Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter/X vs Y" fight videos full of meta jokes and references.
I feel sorry for you if you understand what I'm babbling on.
I hope you said that about the shitty references in ATSV as well like Lego Spider-Man, popsicle Spider-Man, etc
Which were all under a minute long?
Yet people asked for Minecraft Steve in Smash.
This is more like putting Minecraft Steve in the new Doom or Final Fantasy game. Everything is mismatched.
This whole movie is a clusterfuck.
They will place him. Minecraft Steve is everywhere.
Even having cage supes finally fight that giant fucking spider doesnt save it this film sucks ass regardless
West was literally the only fucking cameo I was looking forward to and they couldn't even bother animating him. Fuck this movie.
Why'd you think was the reason the previous leakers didnt show that scene, it was literally just 3 cardboard cutouts in 3D for 2 secs.
Is nic cage cg too?
Seriously?
>pajeet words
>he looks like made from an AI
How pathetic, DC characters can't stop a minor incursion event.
Can you imagine if all that timeline-splitting shit was happening and Dr Strange could just knit shit back together, and Tony Stark could build some kind of quantum detanglizer, instead we get absolute horseshit DC spinny-camera slow-mo-punchfest nonsense that is just as dumb as the Marvel shit, but exponentially less fun to watch. Do I want to watch greybrown scowlman say the line, or do I want to watch Big Bang Theory say the line, or do I want to watch the other greybrown scowlman say the line? At least with marvel you'll get different characters in different scenes doing visually interesting things in a manner that makes sense.
You could take the single dumbest scene in just about any marvel movie, in my mind that's the iron-man-on-hulk fight from Age of Ultron, and compare that to the dumbest of all scenes in the DC films, which would probably be the 'toilet martha' scene, and there is no comparison. The DCEU was born fucked.
It finally happened guys!
Capeshit turned movies into the shitstorm of pandering and clusterfuck that they already turned comics into
It's kind of funny how they finally produced the asinine Tim Burton version of Superman for a cameo purely to hurl him into another version of Superman and like a fucking missile and kill them both. There's unintended poetic subtext to this.
>unintended
they knew exactly what they were doing.
>Barry destroyed the DC multiverse.
It wasn't enough for Ezra that he tanked the whole DC franchise, but now WB is sending him down with that doomed ship.
Kee-Ryest! I don't understand anything that's going on now.
Probably inserted this into the movie just because Star Lord said MCU's first f-bomb.
why this is so soulless compared to no way home or spiderverse? There's something that makes me feel sad just looking at it but I don't know what it is
>No Way Home
Peak soulless
>Spiderverse
Different beast entirely
I found No Way Home really souless.... and somehow this was far far worse.
Yup, it even has the awkward Andrew Garfield silent effect: try watching the 'Let's Get Nuts' or 'I'm Batman' scenes by yourself with no theater audience cheering or fans clapping... it will be as cringe & as uncomfortable as it was with the return of Garfield.
Those scenes are like 30 seconds.
The only cringe moments for me were when the audience cheered for the OG batmobile/batwing so honestly it'll be a better experience watching it alone.
Felt much longer than that & shills cheering for a member berry car that never shows up in action or does anything in the final 3rd act is retarded.
Your autism over the bad pacing in one scene is astounding.
Autism is enjoying a hot piece of turd & not being able to see that you're being duped.
Duped how?
Spiderverse is peak souless, specially the sequel
Isn't that the same incursion shit idea as in secret wars, with the worlds colliding?
>didn't even have him holding a bomb above his head
they really blew it
And the least offensive cameo.......and the last weird pajeet fetish..................
https://streamable.com/uzqned
I am done...........FUCK THIS MOVIE!
>Le character blurts out “FUCK” randomly is so funny
Zoomers and young millennials are the cringiest and most unfunny generation yet
Please stop blaming two generations for what Gen Xers wrote.
I CLAPPED BECAUSE I RECOGNIZE THESE PEOPLE I UNDERSTAND THESE REFERENCES SO I CLAPPED AT IT
GIGACHAD CLOONEY
God he's handsome, is he still batman or no tho? are these cameos just for show or are they setting up them returning for something
NWH and its side effects or was this all already planned
Seriously?
>actual fucking kino
i don't get you zoomers, what am i supposed to be angry here? is this other your insecure "lel cringe" memes?
....and goin............
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS TOOTH FALLS OFF
Miller looks deepfaked. They were never on set together.
FUCK THIS MOVIE
That's his last word?
I want my admission price back, warner discovery
I really really REALLY wish i went to Cinemaphile for spoilers before i watched this shot film and went to go see elemental instead
The near killing of babies, BaBu N Dah Micro, the pukees, I HAVE TO SHIT, the teeth fall........
THIS IS A PAJEET FETISH FILM IN DISGUISE OF CAPESHIT
It's a movie by the hack who made those shitty IT movies that were shilled so hard that shill sites went full-damage control with "h-horror movies don't have to be scary" bullshit.
Nevermind that as goofy as old TV movie was, this scene alone is scarier than anything in his movies.
>The near killing of babies, BaBu N Dah Micro, the pukees, I HAVE TO SHIT, the teeth fall........
>
>THIS IS A PAJEET FETISH FILM IN DISGUISE OF CAPESHIT
no-one going to point out the unhinged ESL illiteracy and mental illness all over this thread?
It just fits so well with the clips people are posting, it's like a match made in heaven.
You know there's no point in arguing with a schizo.
Funny since DC got in a ton of shit for a comic having a baby Superman in a microwave
DC didn't get a ton of shit for publishing that scene, they got a ton of shit for NOT publishing the comic at first. Paul Levitz was the one who thought "this was bad to have in a comic" and ordered the comic pulped. That ended up having a Streisand Effect and people wanted to see the comic to see what it was about
>when you find out this was the inspiration for the whole Jack-Jack babysitter stuff from Incredibles
What movie is this from?
Across the Spiderverse
The Stuff
All the webms in this thread make it look like a fucking Deadpool movie, holy shit. I know absolute zero about this movie, the only things I have paid attention to in DCEU since Justice League was the Shazam series because I really liked the first one. I considered Shazam 2 to be an atrocity and Black Adam to be a guilty pleasure. Neither of those movies convinced me to watch Suicide Squad, Aquaman, Wonder Woman 1984, or Birds of Prey-- it actually convinced me to never watch a DC movie again.
The fuck is going on with this Flash movie? It's so bizarre looking.
>likes Shazam
Shit taste confirmed
It was very cute and made me feel like I was watching something on par with Saturday Morning The Tick or Freakazoid, so I liked it. Second movie felt like it was trying way too hard to be silly and funny.
I hate the films. all Ive wanted for years was a decent big budget adaption of the golden age captain marvel stuff and they stuck me with the adventures of shazoom and the shazooomies.
>duurrr why are modern kids zoomers????
>It was very cute and made me feel like I was watching something on par with Saturday Morning The Tick or Freakazoid,
Yeah. I thought it was a great kids DC movie. Sivana was a bit too much of the whole evil version of the hero trope instead of just a proper mad scientist, but it overall was pretty decent.
It felt like those characters on the screen instead of whatever bullshit Zack Snyder wanted to put into a Batman and Superman and Wonder Woman movie.
fuck it, this thread actually piqued my interest. Wish me luck. I'll try watching it.
Good luck.
Being a DC fan is pure suffering.
and yet most DC fans would rather blame a scapegoat and live in a delusional fantasy world fueled by nostalgia than stop
>haAAAAAA!!
Being a Marvel or DC fan is just suffering at this point.
As someone who knew next to nothing about the flash before this movie(girl btw), I was blown away from basically everything he did. All I thought he could do what run fast and that's it. I actually let out multiple audible "WHAT THE's" when he passed through walls and time travelled like nothing because I thought they were new abilities he unlocked and my brother hit my arm causing the whole theater laughed at me. 🙁
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it has been since 2015. nothing of any value has seen release since then and by that point we were already suffering under the heels of snyderfags. ive seen everyone of my favorite dc capes shit on multiple times over and at this point im scared of mentioned the handful that havent been ruined because I fear they'll suffer similar fates. fuck hollywood and fuck warner.
Surprisingly Marvel shat the bed. DC rolls in it. The age of capeshit is dead.
It sucks to be a capefag in general now.
12 minutes in and the language changes to french wat the fuck
It was from a french CAM and it has Pajeet ads
i was watching the cam, and it switches from english to french about 12 mins in
Can you homosexual Indians stop shitting up the board
You can't even afford to watch it in cinema
why did they pick the ugliest black girl to play iris
Great film. I can't believe it actually had good writing and a heart.
Ah so this IS the $0¥boy way....
Humm, the pic deleted wasnt a real $0¥jack but from a real movie, you know that?
Are you alright lel, you're been at this for 3 hours...
Anyone got clips of Black Flash? I want to see if that action figure was true, or if it's another Mandarin riding a Zamboni situation.
You can see him here
here's your zamboni
Thanks anons, The design reminds me of Dane DeHaan Green Goblin.
Cordecyps Flash
Looked more like Doomsday than movie Doomsday
They have been referencing Doomsday in weird ways since BvS and honestly... i don't even know why. I don't if WB actually loved BvS or if they hated it, but they keep doing the spike/spear thing as some sort of reference but in the most tone deaf ways.
Wait. So Billy dies? Did not saw Shazam 2?
He looks like that one Reverse Flash created during the New 52 push. The one with bright red skin and jagged metal armor, who was eventually revealed to be the father of Wally West (Black).
>ANOTHER greyslop CGI bad evilman
'So, tell me, WB... Zod, Faora, Nam-Ek, Doomsday, Incubus, Ares, Steppenwolf, Dark Flash... do they come in GREY?!'
Why does he look like Nicolas cage?!?
where's the I have to shit moment?
Kek. Post more funny clips if you have.
Naw, i baleted the fucking movie from my PC, no joke, its out there now, google might give you shit, its on torrent.
You spent over 3 hours having a melty on co only to delete it
c'mon anon..
Yes, its that repugnant.
you should consider getting a job instead of being a wannabe janny
So does it ends with continuity rebooted or not?
maybe
No one knows, probably not since Aquaman 2 still exists for some reason. But Clooney is apparently the new Batman now but then probably not when Brave and the Bold out but the Peacemaker and The Suicide Squad casts are still staying because they're Gunn's friends and family.
It's all a giant clusterfuck now.
Anon, for fuck sake. That was just a joke.
This movie was leaked, down to the minor details, over a fucking year ago on Cinemaphile and nobody noticed because the synopsis was so goddamned retarded people assumed it couldn't be real
So the only sure change is that Clooney is now Batman? Odd choice. Dude's 60 years old and no one liked his movie,
It was just a gag at the end of the movie. This universe is done and nothing that happened here will have an impact on Gunn's take on DC.
It just makes things more confusing especially for General Auidences.
>Finally get a fun, campy DC movie that fans have been begging for for decades
>Everyone hates it
You people don't deserve DC
You're right, I've done nothing so terrible as to deserve this.
I wanted a good Flash movie, not a string of meaningless references
>I wanted a good Flash
Brought it on yourself
I knew it was shit when Ezra was cast. I’m still waiting for a good Flash movie
>ask for good movie
>get bad movie
>"y u complain tho?????"
Posts like these are the reason I think paid shills are 100% real. I refuse to believe anybody would defend a multibillion dollar corporation like this without getting paid
>Finally get a fun, campy DC movie
Did it come out after Flash?
Superman and Batman’s universes are dead
This is not fun camp
Krypton died in the good superman movie but it's still fun and camp
Besides odds are everything's fine after Flash fixed the timeline
same thing with mcu right now
we're getting all these crazy shit, modok, she-hulk, l&t
and le super duper serious "comic" fans crying about how it's all so silly
CAMP IS GOOD
SHOVE YOUR "THE BATMAN"
Camp is good, but what the MCU is doing isn't camp. It's just low quality.
She-Hulk was trying to be campy but wound up too self-serious when it wasn't driving its tongue straight through its cheek so it wasn't charming enough to pull it off
MODOK wasn't campy at all, a campy MODOK would be playing up the villainy and acting like a cartoon character. You know, like MODOK.
Making him a returning character with an internal struggle is the opposite of camp.
Indeed it stops being camp and these nonsensical entities become just another part of the already nonsensical narrative.
>She-Hulk was trying to be campy
Campy would've been playing the Wrecking Crew completely straight.
Campy would've been having a group of superpowered evil geniuses as the main villains instead of woman-hating redditors and self-masturbatory "capeshit is so cliche urgh, we're too good for it" meta commentary that somehow manages to radiate more smugness than a Joss Whedon production.
I said trying
I didn't say succeeding
HE LITERALLY DID PLAY IT UP LIKE A CARTOON VILLAIN
HE CUT PEOPLE, HE WAS SERIOUS, WE SAW HIS BUTTCHEEKS AND HE DIED A HERO
IT WASN'T IRONIC AT ALL
HE DIED IN THE MOVIE, why is internal struggle not camp?
do we not struggle internally?
even jughead has feelings underneath that stupid cap
>he did play it up like a cartoon villain
No, he really didn't. He played very grounded.
>Ironic
that word is not interchangeable with campy
MF IT WAS A GIANT FLOATING HEAD, THAT FLEW THREW, SHAT A HOUSE UP AND CUT PEOPLE IN HALF
HOW IS THAT GROUNDED, HE WAS LITERALLY A CARTOON VILLAIN
that only during his last moments had some genuine seriousness, AND EVEN THEN HE DIES with a joke, you were like a brother to me scott, finally i die an avenger #avenge the fallen
I meant like ironic is the opposite of camp right?
it's detached while camp is full embrace of the stupid, the over the top
like the 90's clooney batman and the 60's adam vest show?
>how is his performance grounded when thing happened?
You can't even follow the vocabulary so how can you be expected to comment on semantics?
lame argument
but the actor corey stoll did say he played MODOK after some shakespeare villain
i feel like we're talking about the same thing, camp is earnest in the way that they do the whole excess, stuff without any shame, no winks or meta commentary
#releasethemodokpuppycut
>irony is detached
no, those are two completely different concepts
hilariously an "ironic" performance is very close to camp as the primary meaning behind camp is self-parody
>camp is earnest
Absolutely not, quite the opposite.
Camp applies to a lot of things but the primary elements are being absolutely NOT serious and being absurdly showy and fake. Ostentatious.
MODOK shooting lasers at people is not camp
MODOK threatening a puppy is camp
It’s a great movie. Saw it last night, Anons are just hating.
'Come on Barbie, let's go party' (t. the Flash)
Yeah, great fucking movie........
It's a shitty ass movie with CGI that looks horrendous, filled with worthless cameos that are disrespectful to the original actors, the writing is generic stuff you can find anywhere else and it's starring a well-known criminal playing two roles, one of which is him acting the most retarded way he can. Your fun, campy DC movie was the second Suicide Squad film, this is just shit.
Why didn’t DC follow aqua mans lead and just make a simple movie using the character? People liked aquaman because it wasn’t trying what every movie after avengers has done, be a clusterfuck of references and cameos in a vain attempt to pull avengers numbers
>Just want The Flash vs any of his rouges gallery for a film
>they had to shove Batman and Superman in it
>they had to use time travel
>they had to reference MoS
>they had to put in multiple Flash characters in his first movie
Overbloated and constipated film. Nobody asked for this.
"Constipated" is EXACTLY the right term, thank you. Bloated, swollen, red in the face, trying so hard, grunting and straining, and just can't get ANYTHING done. One big fart and you just have to accept you're done for now.
>"Constipated" is EXACTLY the right term, thank you. Bloated, swollen, red in the face, trying so hard, grunting and straining, and just can't get ANYTHING done. One big fart and you just have to accept you're done for now.
The issue with the film in this respect is that before establishing this Flash they wanted him to have a Flashpoint event so they could give the cinematic universe thing another try. Nobody else has a powerset that can literally break the universe, and they couldn't otherwise without another big crossover which there was zero chance of. Flash has always drawn the short end of the stick, hell in Six Flags he's literally just a representative of their FastPass and doesn't get any rides of his own. They only wheel him out into relevancy when they need him to break space-time in some way for plot reasons a lot of the time.
The only difference between this and Batman & Robin is that Batman & Robin became appreciated 20 years after all of the DCEU fuckups. The Flash movie will be forever remembered as inferior to the Flash TV show which had way more heart and care for the source material instead of some suit's hamhanded way to burn off a failed cinematic universe.
This thread isn’t working. I didn’t want to watch this movie before but now I do.
It's working great then. Be sure to buy tickets for your friends too! We can't let Across the Spider-verse beat us.
So now Marvel has blown it's load with the nostalgia of the previous Spidermen, and DC has also blown its load with the nostalgia of Keaton.
Now what?
More nostalgia, we've already proved we can bring Reeves back so nothing's off the table now.
The MCU nostalgia cow's still fat and healthy. Deadpool 3 will bring back the Xmen 1-3 cast and Secret Wars will be carried by the old heroes (Jackman, Tobey, fat Howard the Duck, etc)
>Deadpool 3 will bring back the Xmen 1-3 cast
Oh boy I can't wait to see them all die horribly again
I hope someone makes an edit of all the cgi floating heads.
Rushing into another big crossover movie so they can bring back actors from the 2010s before they die or decide to not be apart of these shot feats anymore. Why do you think Marvel is trying so hard to get the Kang Dynasty going? RDJ and Chris Evans onscreen together again = Big Bucks from retards.
Make no mistake, once Marvel does it, WB will give the finger to Gunn and do their Justice League copy with Snyder
Imagine having nostalgia for anything in the Snyderverse. jesus christ...
>WB will give the finger to Gunn and do their Justice League copy with Snyder
Not in a million years.
This. Real DC fans LOVE this direction DC is going in, WB just need to focus on the scripts a little bit more.
Shut the fuck up retard this current shit is bad too. Snyderverse is just also bad.
Praying James Gunn will somehow fix it but the fact that he didn't instantly shut down this movie the second he saw it worries me. Maybe he had no choice in the matter, idk.
Why would Gunn fix it? Guardians and Avengers were how we got here in the first place. Why would you want him to get rid of the greatest foundation comic book movies have ever had?
Shills gotta shill. The retard was probably all reeing that Hamada would fix DC 5 years ago. But DC is on a free fall since they kicked Snyder out.
Fuck warner. They deserve go to bankrupt. Imagine kicking Snyder then Nolan out while trying to push a capeshitverse.
Where are Joker and The Batman?
>DC is on a free fall since they put Snyder on Superman.
ftfy
You literally can't read a graph.
graphs don't matter when you have a scapegoat
Christ you're right. Endgame to me feels like last year but it's probably been a while since either Evans or RDJ showed up on the MCU.
I just found it easier to pretend everything ended after Endgame with Far From Home as a not incompetent epilogue.
I also see No Way Home as an Epilogue.
I don't think Disney, nor Downey/Evans or the rest of the old guard is desperate to have one more on-screen appearance even if it's a one-and-done.
(X) Doubt
Snyder's the reason DC even got into this mess.
Cinemaphile is pretty shallow, but a broken clock is always right twice in the day.
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God, it really is. Even weirder that he literally just glues it back in.
Mark Ruffalo vs Edward Norton vs Lou Ferrigno in WORLD WAR HULK
Plot twist: Erica Bana is the main bad guy in the movie.
Lou Ferrigno would break Ruffalo and Norton even at his current age.
Not to defend a shit movie but you realize he put the baby in the unplugged microwave to help shield it from the explosion, right?
This legitimately looks like one of the worst movies ever made. I don't know how anyone could find this good. What exactly about this movie could make it good? What's the appeal? And I don't just mean "member this?", I mean as a movie.
Movies don't exist as movies anymore
the wrong tooth fell out at the end. it was the other front tooth lol
fuck anyone watching nu-capeshit in 2023, they're all unironically part of the problem. I'M LOOKING AT YOU SPIDER-naggerS. YOU'RE KEEPING THIS TREND ALIVE FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS MINIMUM.
>they brought back best batman for the single worst dc film ever made
if there was a god I wouldnt be alive to see this.
this fucking thread is making me giggle nonstop. cringe kino
Is this how the DCEU is going to end? With a wet fart?
I hate the multiverse is just an excuse to do "Remember old capeshit adaption? That's nostalgic, right?" and dangle keys in the audience's faces.
Anon, you're under the impression that the DCEU hasn't been over for awhile now. If the DCEU is Snyder's creation, anything that was tampered or meddled with by WB execs no longer fits the DCEU narrative. Be happy you got MoS, BvS, & ZSJL and ignore the rest.
James Gunn's DCU won't fare any better and I imagine people are finally tired of comic book movies.
I finally see why critics have been complaining about multiverse shit now and it shouldn’t have taken me this long. You’re right, it’s been abused by studios so they can milk nostalgia. It’s sad that a non-capeshit film (Everything Everywhere) executed the concept much better than the genre built for it.
>Is this how the DCEU is going to end? With a wet fart?
Man, even 1xbet cams recently have been pretty good but this looks like shit
>movie starts with enjoyable if very stupid action scene
>has to transition to Barry talking to people
>immediately grinds to a halt
That's a bad sign
>Black Adam had a better opening weekend
Bet ya'll miss Snyder now, huh?
>>Non-Snyder film semi-successful
>"See, we don't need you Snyder bots"
>>Non-Snyder film fails
>"NOOO IT'S ALL SNYDER'S FAULT HE RUINED THE BRAND"
It's been 6 years since the man left and haters still can't get him out of their heads.
Snyder's the one who started all this shit off by doing Death of Superman in the second movie and putting together the Justice League before they got their own movies, leading to The Flash doing its biggest story right out of the box because it can't have street-level stakes after Barry saved the world in the last movie.
>it can't have street-level stakes after Barry saved the world in the last movie.
All this "IT HAS TO BE BIGGER NEXT TIME" is dumb nonsense.
I have since I first heard about the Snyder Cut.
There's something about this film using dead people as Cameos that really rubs me the wrong way. All the others kinda make me uncomfortable but seeing cgi Christopher Reeve makes me feel genuinely kinda sickened.
Because it's a sign that there are no depths that Hollywood/media will not sink to.
Does anyone have the entire plot leak?
Wow, still here, thanks to thw clipper for saving us tickets.
Good lord what the fuck is this CGI I watched the cam rip and oh my God even in 140p I can tell that shit looks like PS2 graphics in the time travel scene, they fucking delated this thrice and still fucked the cgi that bad?!
Ok, but did supergirl get beat up in this movie?
Zod kills her many times. Speaking of, I was pretty happy to see her suited and powered look made her thicc since she is introduced as a skelewoman from Russian prison.
She gets killed onscreen twice. Zod dominates her
The movie is incredibly funny if you assume that Barry's twitchy mannerism are not acting and that's just Ezra going through withdrawal while the cameras were rolling
The fx are bad and Ezra is a bad person but the movie was ok
It dragged like shit in every part that wasn't a reshoot and Kara went down like a punk each time but those are my biggest complaints with the story
It'll be remembered for le funny baby scene and the reference fest at the end and not much else, hopefully it'll kick off some actual good DC movies
The tone seemed like a decent course at least, not quite MCU levels of sterile while also not being Synder levels of serious. I have confidence in Blue Beetle at the very least
>It's a Cinemaphile judges a movie based on 10 seconds webm clips taken from a camrip episode
>it’s a Hollywood uses the likeness of dead actors in a vain attempt to get idiots to point and pay for something that isn’t worth their money
And whats so wrong about that?
I am glad Joker did well because it proved that DC can be kino without being capeshit sloppa drama.
Now they are gonna shit on Joker as a concept. Fuck them.
>McDonalds arthouse using a thin coat of paint to associate it with a comic book character
>good
I think Joker is just as full of shit as Snyder's schlock.
To me, Aquaman was the closest thing to a what a DC film should be. Even that was a bit rough. The first Shazam was a good kids DC film.
god i just realized they're probably gonna use heath ledger in a few years
The horror edits/CGI shorts potential for young YouTubers to change every single scene of the Flush once it hits digital streaming is strong.
Sheesh I can see his actual tooth painted black.
holy shit did they really go in and frame-by-frame scrub out his tooth for a stupid nothing gag? That blackout is REALLY unprofessional, it's even bleeding onto the tooth next to it like someone had a tool in MS Paint and just waved it back and forth
>Cavill's CG lip 2.0
Strong contender!
Jesus, CGI aside, Keats looks like shit.
Dude's old.
it doesn't really come across quite as strongly in motion or when he's doing a face to the camera for a picture, but when you just take a single shot of this idiot's mug, he's a real ugly motherfucker. How did this guy get major motion picture roles? Aside from riding major motion picture poles, badumtish and all that.
>you can literally see the fucking Sharpie scribbled onto his tooth
I'm fucking dying.
Looks like a soft After Effects brush. The kind of stuff I would do for YouTube shit several years ago.
>This is James Gunn's favourite film of 2023
Yeesh. And I thought Spiderverse being his favourite cape movie was shit taste
>CW asked for him
>Movie side didn't return the favor
Also I take this Ezra as the theatrical JL cut's
Supposedly he was a major hassle and pain in the ass to work with on set, so I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't want to bother.
Consoomer Bait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UQBqtcsQGg
This car would've been fucking useful in the desert battle, it's got machine guns, bombs, explosives, would've been kino if Batwing goes down, he catapults & lands right into the car &... fuck it, they blew it, big time.
These are the writers that are striking btw.
I mean the writing was fine. Ezra's just a literal psychopath and being made mid-COVID meant a lot of PS3 cutscenes instead of actual filming.
>Just time traveling
>Most of the variants are for batman and superman
So the actual multiverse of madness will be DP3?
Thats what happens when 90% of your live action output is either a Batman or a Superman product.
>Most of the variants are for batman and superman
What else is there?
how much Faora is in this movie?
I watch for she
just a small cameo. her cgi persona shows up more than her
I just watched the movie
Ezra is the best part, he has great chemistry with himself
Set-up takes too long
Keaton is awkward
So is Zod, he has no presence even tho he basically wins
The final "fight" is basically just the three voices in Ezras head shittalking each other
I want to fuck Kara
Are you sure you are not a pajeet bot? because you sure as hell aint a woman!
Sex with Kara
>tfw the movie has a naked Ezra but no naked Kara or Faora
>tfw no face
>Ezra sees Kara
>5 minutes later tells us he wants to have kids with her
Literally me
I wanna ask. Was the leak true? Did Zod kill Baby Clark in a hilariously tone deaf way?
Yes.
They also destroy Christopher Reeve's Superman's world.
>this playing this song during that scene
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU
missed opportunity, senpai
is it me or they didn't get Cesar Romero's actual Joker laugh for the "voiceover"?
https://streamable.com/bonwux
>balls touching
Fucking gay.
what if the balls became inert?
Isn't Reeve's Superman one of the most powerful live action Supermen? Why is he just dejected while his world is destroyed? He should get up and do something about it.
>They also destroy Christopher Reeve's Superman's world.
Well damn. As a Spidey and Supesfag someone must really hate me in Hollywood. This summer is just brutal.
You only have yourself to blame.
Capeshit has been getting worse for quite some time. One More Day was basically asking people to quit
It also just rebuilds like 2 minutes later when Flash runs backwards.
Reeve's Supes even looks sad as fuck as he is about to die together with everything he knows and love.
This is really the pinnacle of corporate greed. Using cgi to recreate dead actors so they can get more money from a soulless zombie consumer audience. Fucking disgusting
Oh shit. New Injustice character skin! Nice!
>We did this. We're destroying the fabric of everything.
>Weet ik.
Can we finally prosecute Ezra Miller now?
And while we at it can we give that poor dude before Hamada who got ''LOL OUSTED TOTALLY CONFIRMED GUILTY CAUSE WE SEZ ZO GAYS'', a fair trial? an actual investigation? done by the police, not by Orange Man Bad triggered snowflakes commies orchestrated by feminists?
for what? he's already gone to court over his crimes
There has to be a scene in the directors cut where they make out.
Who wore it best?
Shills have gotten so lazy these days
it keeps goin..............
bejitabro btw
>the writers pretty much admit they are just throwing spaghetti at the wall
Do they think they are being clever with this?
Alan Moore
Batman: Venom by Denny O'Neil (1991).
A BAT KITE?!?!
Is that a reference to this?
>Batman holds a contest with a scholarship award to any high school student who can invent the most useful "bat-weapon."
>they killed keaton batman
IM SO FUCKING MAD, FUCK THIS MOVIE OH GOD
No. They killed him AND erased him from existence.
I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE
the fuck is Colin mockery doing there!?
KAL-EL, NO!
Why do they look like some character from Fallout 4?
What am i even looking at?
It's what Barry's life looks like when he travels back in time. It's like every second or so is projected in front of him.
Henry Cavill's Actual Superman scene was cut and yet this was kept?
All I kept thinking 'bout was:
The fucking cam quality makes every screenshot look like it was AI-generated, kek.
Oh hey mr i saw it on theathers, did it look ducking better on the screen with smeared DVNR on a DCP?
i mean i know you probably meant to add that as a joke or a criticism of 'woke politics' or whatever, but yeah, that's objectively true, decades upon decades of studies have shown that decreasing poverty directly correlates to decreasing crime overall. It can't eliminate crime completely, because some people are just assholes, but that is scientifically, objectively, provably an accurate statement.
It isn't, since giving people money doesn't end poverty and thus doesn't have any effect on crime
no but flooding the public sector with donations to fund public education, public transportation, and public aid programs does reduce poverty. When people have a stable life thanks to guaranteed minimums (a roof over their head, food in their bellies) they make smarter decisions. It's like an uncanny valley of monetary irresponsibility: too little money or too much money, and you blow what you have because you're either stressed to near-death, or you have so much it doesn't matter. Right in the middle, you have a nice valley where you're not constantly stressed, but you have to be smart. We used to call that 'the middle class', but reaganomics took the middle class out back and shot it in the back of the head with a shotgun like Old Yeller.
>because some people are just assholes
That opens up a whole can of nature vs. nurture debate. Very small villages where you literally know everyone's name and everyone contributes to a community tend to have a 0% crime rate. Granted, these places do not have access to cars and drugs, which significantly reduces the types of crimes that can happen there.
Very small towns in America with middle income citizens tend to be so safe, many of them don't even have a police station; they have to radio in police from nearby cities if something happens. This is usually balanced out because most homeowners (closer to say landowners because I'm talking about farm towns) have some form of firearm available. Really, it's the "violent crime rate" that people are more concerned about than things like property damage, which can be as insignificant as a teenager throwing bricks at a condemned building.
>Very small towns in America tend to have not much of anything, except fields.
A population of 50,000 is still a lot of people. The only other living creatures that will gather together in that large of a group in order to form a community is probably insects. Even schooling fish only amount to a few thousand at the highest.
>Meanwhile Keaton's Batman is happily retired where his Gotham is safe and crime-free
Based Keaton wins again babey
>Just tell, Dont show Gais.....
>Dont Show its Burtonverse Gotham
>Dont Show the lore that connects his claims
>Dont even hint at what happen between the events from Returns till now.
>Whatabout Alfred
>Whatabout Catwoman/Selina
>Whathappened to Knox
>Whathappened to Vicky Vale?
>Did he ever get a Robin in this?
>How did Pat Hingle's Jim fared into this?
>Whatinthename of happened to Billy Dee Williams Two Face?
>How did he all the sudden cleaned up Gotham
>Is he just Coping and lying to the Barry's and himself?
>Did he ever tried to be more Bruce Wayne then Bats?
>How did he became in that state when he went Half Last Jedi hermit Luke?
Also does anyone feelt like he was too OoC while in Costume when he keep speaking in hia normal voice cause "LE QUIPS"?
THIS RAISES SO MANY QUESTIONS! WHY!?
>expecting definite answers for all this shit in a 2-hour movie
They don't give a shit about Keaton fans, they want us to shut the fuck up, consume this shit & take it up in the ass because your childhood hero is wrecked, fucked & jobs to a literal CGI WHO named NA-MEK (with no personal story or relationship to Batman). And yes, he phoned it in & the whole OOC thing was irritating the fuck out of me right from his pointless hobo goes nuts scene in the kitchen.
The problem with the line is the "giving your money away" part.
1) just giving money away doesn't solve poverty.
2) the movie is pretending Batman is hoarding his riches as if Bruce Wayne isn't a massive philanthropist.
Fair, and a more reasonable presentation of your perspective than I would normally expect from Cinemaphile. There wasn't a single slur! Thumbs up.
Well, this ain't Cinemaphile or /misc/, anon. Slurs are optional.
Yeah but most of my time on here has been spent laughing at expletive-screaming 13-year-olds who would be terrified if they saw tits in real life, so it's just nice to hear someone express a complicated opinion in a logical manner. Pic unrelated but I downloaded it off here in like 2007, so I'm just cycling these back into the pool.
>so it's just nice to hear someone express a complicated opinion in a logical manner
Lurk moar, and you might find it occurs more often than you think. I dunno, stranger things have happened.
Perfect way to sum up the problems with that moment.
>In another universe this is happening to No way home
How would it go?
>Alex Jones reveals Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
>Peter asks Dr. Strange to go back in time to destroy the evidence.
>Peter gets sent to 2012 instead.
>Peter tries to find Dr. Strange but instead finds Tobey Maguire.
>Peter remembers the alien invasion, so he tries to assemble the Avengers asap.
>The only Avenger they can can find is Eric Bana's Hulk.
>They lose when Thanos shows up.
>Peter uses Pym particles to return, the Ancient One sends him back, pick your poison.
Post-credits
>Peter gets invited to the Avengers compound.
>Peter finds Edward Norton
>"There's no way home."
finds Edward Norton
>>"There's no way home."
More fitting comparison would be this guy.
This scene in the film was totally cringe & almost verbatim "So that's it, huh? We're some kind of JUSTICE LEAGUE" (trademark by WB/DC Comics).
He said that shit with no enthusiasm whatsoever.
Felt really random. I was taken aback by it (& I was already having a shitty time so far), came out of fucking nowhere. Thank God we're past the point where, if it was the 90's or early 2000's, one of the Barry's would definitely offer a different branding name for the team akin to Batman Forever's Robin in 1995: "I need a name, Batboy? Nightwing? I don't know, help me out, what's a good side-kick name?
Both the "I am Batman" and "Lets get nuts" are said with such any once of enthusiasm that i half expect the movie was making fun of it.
That + the mother of all cringe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyVDzxhedvs
Nigga i aint clicking that, i dont wanna have more of my Keaton memories bwing pissed on by commies.
The moment i saw the "yes, imma batman" with thta goofy smile and that shitty cowl, in the first trailer that showed Keaton, i knew it was a fucking shit of a show, but believe it or not, i had hopes thwy would reshoot it in a way or edit it so they remove the goofy delivery.
If they used CGI to vhange his expression and remove the quippyness, and Past Barry falling off, it would have been fine, but this, the "(ill) PASS", the hidden batpwnis meassure, and his two deaths being flaccid, it was a slap in the face.
So is Flash just the most powerful superhero of all time? Because this movie made him into a fucking god and no one around him seems to be aware of that.
DCEU was a wet fart.
https://youtube.com/shorts/r3hTwsvJV_A?feature=share
Anon, the surprise cameo was Nic Cage.
>Totally was that one GAIS
>Not the TOTALLY NOT HINTED Gunn's Batman
Bitch, they fucking kept hyping that one up.
I have literally never heard this pushed until you mentioned it in the thread.
>mommy, what is tbharchive?
What kind of retard would trawl an archive for old posts? Especially old posts that could very well be one or two spergs spamming shit.
Are you autistic or did you just not watch the movie?
Also your theory fails since SJW's have been openly hating this movie because of schizo Ezra and that they "brought actors back from the dead", the hate is so forced
It's just a campy crowd-pleasing CBM romp
>Still thinking the site has been taken over by sjws?
Bitch the sjw's are the ones who hate the film.
So is that rumor that Snyder stole the original cut footage from WB real? Because this shit... looks weird.
Lawnmower man looks great
watching the movie with the latino dub just to hear how Javier Ponton sounds, and i do realize, quite a lot of the wink wink laugh dammit MCU quip quirks can be edited out to at the very least restore some dignity out of Keaton.
he was WAY to out of character and jokey as Bats, if he really was Burton's KeatBats, then why there's no proper explanation as to why he now acts as a goofball as both bruce and bats, you can keep some of that as Bruce, but NOT AS FUCKING BATMAN!
wasnt the whole point that He literally takes on a different persona as batman?, and that Bruce is just the mask for the Bat?
might as well recycle this post for another thread, this one filled up, and btw, i am OP, good thread fellas.
Oh btw, they didnt even dubbed over the CGI cameos...................................i was wondering if they at least use Guillermo Romano's lines.
The whole movie is a mixed bag to me. It has its moments and I think if you're more of a casual moviegoer you'll like it more and it's pretty standalone. But seeing the Snyderverse characters in broad daylight cracking jokes is just bizarre and one of the reasons they need to reboot instead of parading the corpse of a defunct continuity around. And the fact that such a zany film hinges on the tonally disparate Man of Steel, the cornerstone of the DCEU is also also weird.
It's not a terrible movie but I don't get the hype from people who've seen it at all. Like I struggle to understand why Tom Cruise would praise it so much.
Also the way they gave Michael Keaton the role of Thomas Wayne Flashpoint Batman and then Batman Beyond Bruce in the cancelled Batgirl film is another really odd creative decision which I think speaks to the DCEU being a clusterfuck now and needing a reboot to closer follow the comics.
>Like I struggle to understand why Tom Cruise would praise it so much.
Ezra is a fellow Scientologist. It's why he wasn't recast.