Frick you, I loved it. Better than Dances with Wolves, better than AVATAR

Frick you, I loved it.
Better than Dances with Wolves, better than AVATAR

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no LGBT shit
    no Stronk women shit
    no racial diversity shit

    yes, it's good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no racial diversity shit
      I think you're confusing "no racial diversity" with "organic racial diversity".

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the "samurai" in the last samurai is clearly meant as a plural

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise was the last one alive.
      Clearly he was The Last Samurai.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No dumbass, the last samurai was katsumoto as he died as the last actual samurai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pic related

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            “They’re all… perfect”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Tom Cruise was the last one alive
        He was just a weeb with a Katana.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yep that’s a samurai in my book

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the "samurai" in the last samurai is clearly meant as a plural
      No, the last samurai is Saigo or whatever they changed his name to in the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny enough, Jedi in The Last Jedi is also plural but that only shows in translations. Neither Luke nor Rey are the last Jedi, the kids on Canto Bight are.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >start a war because the goverment stops giving you welfare checks
    Based

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me how he was range banned
    >I will tell you how he shit posted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you have your (You)s again... let me die... with mine... help me up...
      >f... fff... frick jannies... trannies... and... of course... frick Black folk...
      >*dies*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like The Last BASED

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From Eberts review, one of the few times he absolutely nailed it
    >That the film raises this question shows how thoughtful it is. If "The Last Samurai" had ended in a way that was consistent with its tone and direction, it would have been true to its real feelings. But the ending caves in to Hollywood requirements, and we feel the air going out of the picture. An art film can trust its audience to follow along to the necessary conclusion. A Hollywood ending assumes that the audience caves in at the end, turns dim-witted and sentimental, and must be fed its lollypop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Greentext proper ending

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kill a man
    >steal his sword and armour
    >steal his wife and son's love and respect
    This was a horror movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      horror to some(homosexuals), fantasy porn to some(me)

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate The Last Samurai. But are there any samurai movies that are actually good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any Kurosawa movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing comes close to RAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Harakiri is my favorite one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've got that on my to watch list. Heard great things.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why ask for recommendations when you haven't watched the classic? Dumb fricking zoomer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because I don't give a shit what "order" I watch a genre of movies in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But are there any samurai movies that are actually good?
      Every samurai movie made by Kurosawa.
      Sword of Doom
      Harakiri
      Inagaki's Samurai Trilogy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Last Samurai

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seven Samurai (1954)

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i watched this movie a bunch of times growing up and it stayed good. for a while i thought maybe i was a young stupid kid (true) and wrote it off as probably not holding up. but yes, it does.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you acting like this isn't a popular and critically acclaimed movie?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fine wine: The Movie

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be hones here. This role was meant to be played by Segal. He LITERALLY is the last samurai.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In no way was The Last Samurai better than Dances with Wolves. Frick off. Kevin Costner's character's motivations were clearer, his romance with the white woman simpler and more romantic. There was humor, great pacing and narration from Costner, the end sequence of him being fully accepted into the tribe was kino and better than any gaijin samurai scene in the entire Tom Cruise movie.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick you, I loved it.
    is that supposed to be a controversial opinion? last samurai is peak kino.
    >tfw the minigun starts shooting

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do the Japanese feel about this movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They love it. Massive box office smash there, made more in Japan than the US. Over one hundred million.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was huge. It made 120mil in 2003 money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They love it. Massive box office smash there, made more in Japan than the US. Over one hundred million.

      highest box office gross in japan out of all country releases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      apparently they cried their eyes out

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last samurai is Cruise but the point is we aren't divided by race, we are connected by shared ideas and culture.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dances with Samurai

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Minus the pointless white woman subplot
      With a better soundtrack

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a fricking masterpiece.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it fricked up to say that I like both The Last Samurai and Dances with Wolves?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it fricked up to say that I like Dances with Wolves?
      not necessarily but it does mean you're gay

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Last Samurai is the rare superior remake

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should've been steven seagal. that's all i gotta say

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *instantly falls in love with whait pigu*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was beyond qt in Kairo as well

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ending made me cry

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