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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely hypnotic swinging breasts in that scene

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    When the frick did Rosario get THOSE??? 0.0

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      After puberty?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't this big before. R-right?

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the webm

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      :*+( . ) ( . )

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I cant risk posting nudity anymore as a Cinemaphile mod give me a 3 day site wide ban last week for posting a pic with a see though top in a tomb raider thread.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    did puerto ricans exist in hellenistic times?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The native ones did and she looks more native than Spaniard

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        interesting

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I seem to recall this movie being generally accepted as being bad?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It is. But she is unbelievably hot in it.

      Light brown skin and gold israelitelery...It's enough to make man shake in his knees.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I seem to recall this movie being generally accepted as being bad?

        The ultimate cut fixes a lot of the pacing issues and is decent. The acting from the lead is still quite bad in most scenes though but it's worth a watch if you like the time period. and it's the best depiction of massed battle formations I think we'll ever get outside of the 70 waterloo movie. If nothing else watch the gaugemela scene and the last battle against the indians.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      bad in 2000s = pretty good today

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bactrians were whiter than Greeks back then.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    movie?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The road to el Dorado

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      300

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Alexander

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Josie and the pussycat

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's Alexander with Colin Farrell.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        ALEXANDER

        Why did none of you care about blackwashing European characters back then?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Rosario Dawson is very sexy, kinda like Carl Weathers. She gets a pass.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Roxana
          >European

          Anon do you even know who she was?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            do you?
            she was bactrian/sogdian (modern day tajiks)
            see

            >she's an eastern princess
            >has to be mudbrown
            why are americans like this

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Which is not in Europe...

              She was not European, no matter her race or skin color.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Some women absolutely need to be bleached.
          ...you fool.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          The character wasn't european.
          She wasn't black either, historically. But chuds don't care about blackwashing non-europeans though.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody cared when they did that with Hercules and the Rock

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Alexander went east dipshit

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Why did none of you care about blackwashing European characters back then?
          There is objectively no problem with race swapping a character if the chosen actress is hot

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Her character was Persian/Iranian. Not European.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            If you had to choose a Persian actress for that role, who would it have been?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            This. I know a persian girl with similiar breasts, they casters knew what they were doing.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            persians are white

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Globohomo's outcome wasnt visible, it wasnt shoehorned most of the times, and the actor/actress were good looking

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Rosario Dawson can play the queen of england as long as she gets her breasts out

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >blackwashing

          rosaria is as much black as shaun king
          fricking wetback b***h just like that zoe saldana hoe.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Just because they speak spanish doesn't mean they don't have african blood lmao.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >waaah waaah they put a black to play some literally who princess
          >full cast of anglos to play ancient Greeks and some drunken Irish gay to play Alexander
          kys anglo poltroon abomination

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't do it to send a message yet.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          make 'em hot, make 'em nude, make 'em a side character and who cares

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          in the old days we cast black people as middle eastern like we put a yellow filter on scenes set in mexico

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't as pervasive as it is now. Back then it was "advante garde" and rare. It was basically supposed to be a cinematic shake up

          Now it's constant and you know there's an agenda behind it

          >inb4 but
          Nibba who do you think you fooling telling us the anti White hating Left isnt anti White. Do you think we were born yesterday, do you think we live under rocks and don't see what these people think, believe, want, support, and preach

          Dilate

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It paved the way for the shit today

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Mediterraneans
          >white

          come on, man.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            honorary

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          nobody saw Alexander. No one. It was a huge flop. We were all too busy watching Torque, the Notebook, and SAW 1. You should have seen /b/ threads back then.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dora And The Lost City Of Gold

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Clerks 2

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ALEXANDER

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        MacGruber lookin mf

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Troy

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars The Clone Wars

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Deleted scene from Ahsoka

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Darude - Sandstorm

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that because Rosario Dawson plays live-action MILF era Ahsoka, when Rosario Dawson does full frontal nudity and exposes her vegana, you are seeing the canon vegana of Ahsoka Tano. We have also seen Ahsoka's canon breasts. I think we might have seen Ahsoka's canon butt, but I'm unsure.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rosario was perfect back then....

    i would of fricked the shit out of that bactrian prostitute and made so many mixed babies....then i would have genicided every single person in ariabia and israel...the world we have been a better place..

    also, someone post webm!

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >In a revolutionary procedure, Colin Farrell had his testicles surgically removed to be able to act this titular scene. The crown israeliteels were later re-attached; the recovering period wrecking havoc with the filming schedule, a result that no doubt can be felt in the final release.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what an amazing pair

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick am I only seeing this for the first time?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      I'd nut until my balls become as small and dry as raisins.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo leave me alone most powerful man in the world who also happens to be handsome as frick NO NO NO

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is unrealistic, Alexander only ever had sex with other men.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      she's built like my ex

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        no she's not, shut the frick up

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha, I would have screwed up this scene so many times as a semi-professional actor. I would like "Well, director, where do I put my arms when she's swinging her gigantic mammaries?" haha

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Godspeed!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nice boobs.

    • 6 days ago
      CreepyThinMan

      Looks like a Klingon mating ritual!!!FACT!!!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Look at them breasts

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Christ almighty those are the juiciest knockers I have ever seen

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Black breasts are amazing. They have a weight to them. Surprised you coomers don't know this already.

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >she's an eastern princess
    >has to be mudbrown
    why are americans like this

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      americans worship browns/blacks because that's what they are

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Que asqueroso! El goblino, la creatura, el atrocidad, el abominacion.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The average central Asian does not look like this you dishonest homosexual.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, the traditional 'go touch some grass' festival.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It's time for coitus, hurry up!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >If he had banged Cleo right then his autism would have made him fess up to niobe the second he went back to rome. She would have used that opportunity to come clean with him, they would have sorted out their issues, servilia's ploy would have failed and big daddy JC would have survived.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it insinuated that he did frick her and cucked Caesar? Caesarion was his son.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Caesarion was Pullo's son.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't it insinuated that he did frick her and cucked Caesar?
          There's like a full minute of her and pullo fricking like animals dude

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it insinuated that he did frick her and cucked Caesar? Caesarion was his son.

        reading comprehension, anon

        it was a hypothetical if Lucius had sexed her, not Pullo

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Caesar want to launch a campaign into Persia? We would have ended up with a Rome that was Too Big to Fail, Muhammad's lackeys would have never dared venture out of their deserts without their neighbors embroiled in a devastating 20 year long war.
        Imagine.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make her an insane amazon

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      A straight white male broke into the writer's room

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >"there he is, with the heterosexual couple in mind!"
        >"somebody stop this man!!!"

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why men would ever be gay

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how would you have reacted ?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Probably cum right then and there. Maybe fart a little too.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well i wouldn't express it in the platonic gay best-friend way so my hugs would be warmer

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      fricking Joel lucky

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I would have to call a doctor because my boner would definately be lasting for more than 4 hours

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have never found Rosario Dawson attractive.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Your loss I suppose. Lots of other attractive actresses for you to enjoy thankfully

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever thought of getting an official diagnosis of being terminally gay?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      youre fricking gay (and thats totally valid!), shes gorgeous

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        me in the background

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        VADER'D

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I've got some news...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats on (finally) coming out of the closet, you turbo-homosexual.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Clerks 2 was the only time she's ever been attractive. Great body, but her face.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Does your dad know his only son is homosexual?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      9

      youre fricking gay (and thats totally valid!), shes gorgeous

      Look how happy she is to be with him

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      same here anon
      She has a goofy face. The only mexican I like is the one in s2 of true detective.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Homo

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Man I would totally still do her even though she's 45. Benjamin Franklin was right

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Breeding a shitskin.
    Nope.

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Man, she's really grown up since I saw her being a loose teenager in Kids.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Would sing and dance with her on the foof of a Mooby's fast food joint.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lads... my racism... I can feel it leaving my body...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's ok, it only means you are a straight white man.

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    your sacrifice will not go unrecognized. thank you for your service

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is what Tajiki girls really look like. Not Africans with large lips and bulbous breasts and huge rear-ends.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >and huge rear-ends.
      Some do

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >pic for ants

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >they hired a hotter race
      good

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Looking for historical info on the humiliation of Zenobia. Who wrote about it in the histories? Anyone here know? Info much appreciated.

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Hold on babe, I just started a new ranked match

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't alexander just used by his elite generals to conquer some land to the right of masedonia then killed him and split the land amongst themselves?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, even the more xenophobic generals who were loyal to Alexander's father served Alexander faithfully. The conquest was designed by his father before he died and Alexander took up the mantle, the official pretext being revenging the Greeks after the Persian Wars.
      He may have been poisoned but it wasn't concerted. He already had serious injuries he lived with.

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They had to showcase somehow that to Alexander she was foreign and exotic, to 400lb burger golems that don't know a thing about Greece, let alone Bactria, and why they are not the same

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Macedonia isn't Greece, burger-kun.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        He was ethnically Hellene. Remember this is centuries before Greece, the Balkans and Anatolia were raped by Turks

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I liked when she was teaching Dante to dance in clerks 2, more modestly dressed but still bouncing around.

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What an unnecessary c**t. He did it on purpose to end up with her. This has absolutely nothing to do with the movie. It was very weird, extremely welcome but about 5-10 years late.

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Could someone give me a short rundown on the bed scene?
    What are they saying and why does she stop with her gloves dangling hypnotically?

  30. 6 days ago
    The Demon

    No way gay. I'm going to hang out with my twink master and play video games all day

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    MWAAAA *POP*
    MWAAAA *POP*

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >that rooftop dance scene in Clerks 2

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    jannies actually ban for this?

    unfrickingbelievable

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    One of my Latina exes looked just like Rosario Dawson. Gods I miss her big peach fuzzed caramel ass and big milkers swinging from sexo

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this sped up or something, cause it looks like bad cgi

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fake breasts.

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >we came to such an arrangement, I assure you, that you would have thought she was raised in a school for prostitutes

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Was it rape or battlesex or something?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Indian women are too used to rape thst they act like this during consensual sex

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >chuds pretend that this is a hideous woman

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      well she's certainly not my type

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone gonna post any more of her breasts or is this thread a waste of time?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      already been posted and pruned by janny

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a black gf?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Check the welfare office.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      frequent your local black church, it's a goldmine for fine black kweens

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