This is my well thought out review of Furiosa.
This was my first hands-on experience with the Mad Max franchise.
When memes about Quaden the Dwarf circulated on this board when he was shown portraying a war boy, my first instinct was to cheer him on and brand him as Kino.
The onslaught of memes and criticism towards Quaden inspired me to purchase the most elite Cinemark D-BOX experience with immersive moving chairs for $22.08, and a pepperoni pizza for $12.99. I gave away 3,507 cents in the hopes that at least one of those cents will go to Quaden.
The Cinematography in Furiosa is impeccable. The camera angles are solid and dynamic.
It is what I expect out of a Hollywood production of the action genre.
The teddy bear was very cute, if merchandise were to be made of this movie and a teddy bear plush were one of them, I would highly consider buying the teddy bear. Dementus had torn off one of the teddy bear's arms during the timeskip, which was disappointing.
War Boy Quaden carried the entire movie despite being visible on screen for a total of under 60 seconds.
There are just two problems with this movie.
There is an AntiChrist Abortion scene involving a conjoined Newborn Twins who get their neck broken after being alive for a few seconds, which made me very disappointed in the writers.
Then there is the aforementioned Quaden being visible for under 60 seconds before dying anticlimacticlly.
To acheive a 10/10, they would need to make some changes.
For the newborn scene, the director should have either cut it out of the movie or let the newborn live, and for Quaden, they should have either given him more screen time, let him live, give him a more heroic death with honor, or given him more screen time and either let him live or die a more heroic death with honor.
My final rating is an 8.9/10
OP here, also forgot to mention that I took my boyfriend to the cinema and I sucked his wiener to completion and french kissed him with his cum.
wow that's really erotic and sexy
tell me more
That's not me. This is.
Leave Cinemaphile
Leave Cinemaphile
Leave Cinemaphile
And stop obsessing over a dumb kids cartoon
>Man looks in mirror and hates himself
Boyfriend of OP here and my dick smells like ranch dressing now ngl
ranch dressing?
It was kino. Simply kino.
>Then there is the aforementioned Quaden being visible for under 60 seconds before dying anticlimacticlly.
Movie went downhill when it happened. He should've stucked around. I mean I expected him to die, but let him, Furiosa and Jack be a trio and have him die during the bullet farm assult.
How many face zoom-in’s did we get
about a trillion
Dunno if this post is sarcastic or not (most likely it is, this is Cinemaphile), but I genuinely support the kid.
I am being honest.
Your memes inspired me to pay money for this movie.
He needs all the support he can get anon. Till this day people still think he's a scammer. Although I do feel the mom does exploit him a bit. Also his sister is hot.
Frick you b***h
is tom hardy in it
nope.
No the Mad Max cameo is played by a stuntman.
>put a chick in it and make her gay
>Then there is the aforementioned Quaden being visible for under 60 seconds before dying anticlimacticlly.
YAYYYYYY
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH DIE MIDGET DIE!!!!!
Anon why are you like this?
I'm really not I'm just doing it for the memes. I have no actual ill will towards these people it's just funny.
homie be real how many time you seen Furiosa now?
It just dropped today. This is my first time seeing it. And I took my friend Dirk and two rubber fetuses.
I also brought with me two Boost Plus chocolate protein shakes to drink with my pepperoni pizza.
Give me 5 minutes alone with that midge and full access to my tools and I'll show the creature what bullying really feels like
You thinking what I'm thinking?
NO DON'T DO THAT.
When I left the auditorium I asked the ladies at the concession stand if they had any Furiosa merch like Cups and Popcorn tins. They couldn't find any. Once again I decided not to buy the Cinemark blanket.
Just got out of imax showing
[Spoiler] it was decent. Enjoyed the first half kind of a dud on the climax because it's trapped by fury road. A bit long and didn't really enjoy the fast forward shots or montages but I guess they did it for run time in theaters. Some moments felt really weird like when they kept resetting the stage on the food tanker attack with the flying dudes. Main antagonist didn't get any time again (oddly enough just like kingdom apes) just portrayed as a buffoon basically 0 backstory of him.
The war only being shown the aftermath kinda felt like they robbed the viewers of at least 20 30 minutes of carnage. Just constant nods to fury road
We can all agree Quaden carried the movie, and went downhill when his character died.
yeah i guess it kinda did looking back.
I thought it was really badly paced. The intertitles and different flashbacks/flash-forwards made it less of an action film like Fury Road and more of a weird worldbuilding exercise. Dementus was pretty lame, Anya was alright, Immortan felt unnecessary. Still a 6/10 overall but much worse than previous Mad Max films.
>Abortion scene involving a conjoined Newborn Twins who get their neck broken after being alive for a few seconds
Yeah okay that's a big fat no for me. Violence against kids and babies and stuff is a red hot button. Frick.
>be me
>scene with woman preparing delivery begins
>I get happy excited, 😀
>take out rubber fetus
>start wiggling rubber fetus at the screen as the baby is delivered
>newborn appears
>Antichrist snaps newborns neck
>wiggle rubber fetus again
>put down the rubber fetus when I realize what I just witnessed
>now angry because JIDF wrote that scene, >:(
No one fricking cares about you being a homosexual you want trade shit go watch the hallmark channel you gigantic homosexual
There is something deeply wrong with you.
OHHHHHH!!!!
>This was my first hands-on experience with the Mad Max franchise.
stopped reading there, thanks for your input