Future Batman asserting her dominance over current Batman!!!

Future Batman asserting her dominance over current Batman!!!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's this fetish called

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Latex?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sticky

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder how many fictional characters are allergic to latex?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would be hard for any superhero.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would be hard for any superhero.

            >turns out Cass is allergic to latex, but rolls with it because of her self-hatred. Someone like her does not deserve a comfy costume.

            • 2 years ago
              T-o-C-A

              I think her costume isnt latex but that weird bulletproof material all the bat costumes are supposedly made of.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just play along with me here, TOCA.

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Cass with a runny nose trying to be spooky would be fun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Latex allergies actually tend to cause horrible rashes instead of sniffles.

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Ah slightly less cute than runny noses.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, not much cute about Cass scratching herself, moaning in pain as her bed aggravates the skin, or having to apply cream to lessen the pain.
                Rashes aren’t fun at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i mean it looks like a latex vacbed but it looks gooey and alive more like venom taking over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        G Gundam reference. Mostly naked dudes struggling through the latex machine but main girl Rain does it too, and the Japanese make it...interesting

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her being better than Batman is laughable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her power level is a waste. Supposedly worlds strongest fighter, but only fights random Gotham criminals.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She soloed the Brotherhood of Evil.
        Cut Ravager's throat in front of Deathstroke just to make a point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But could she beat Constantine Drakon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see it as her being a better fighter but lacking the experience to truly best Batman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And intelligence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know, between shitting on a previous Batgirl and this, Puckett sounds like a total douchebag.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And that's why Oracle was a mistake.

          the reeing of the babsgay, music to my ears.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The best thing DC did was clearing house of the cliquey bullshit of 90's DC writers who thought they could lord over these big IPs and instill their own petty rules. Imagine riding this high at the time off the DCAU and the upcoming Justice League cartoon and completely missing the train because all these writers had to insist this wasn't your dad's DC. All these interpretations ended up nowhere near as timeless or popular as their classic versions.

          >Oh no, Robin isn't an orphan he's just Batman's neighbor doing a partime job
          >Batgirl? Oh she's crippled. Yes even though we broke Batman's back, she can't walk again..because. Now we have a Batgirl who looks like a sex fetishist and can never be adapted to a kid's cartoon
          >Supergirl? No relation to Superman of course. she's a..alien blob..also an angel! Also a teenage cultist..also married to Superman! Isn't that so much less confusing? Thanks crisis!
          >The Green Lantern corps? Nah we don't do that anymore, we just have one so now Green Lantern is like any other superhero. Also he's a weak willed artsy type for selfinserts.
          >Power Girl? She's an atlantean or something, so much less confusing than just making her an parallel supergirl! Also we're not doing the classic outfit
          >And frick Black Canary's classic outfit too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kek still seething

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why? We won.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And yet here you are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, discussing comics. Its fun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Its fun.
                Nah, it's compulsive behaviour.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, compulsive is continuing to follow a character despite not liking how she's been written since 2006.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, Babsgays sure are something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But enough about babsgirl

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ironic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What did you win? A company that makes bad comics?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So instead we have:

            >Oh no, Robin isn't a kid you like or would like to be, he's an butthole murderer wangstmuffin self insert for a bald Scottish genderqueer who hates mommy who keeps quitting.
            >Batgirl? She used to be crippled. But magically she has technology that not only makes her completely normal physically, she's suddenly a ditsy idiot.
            >Supergirl? Who even cares. Tom King will make her a drunk ragemuffin and no one will care.
            >GLC: brought back the corps, but made them the Donut Steel Corps instead of using the characters people like.
            >Power Girl: Mark Russell gets to use her as yet another mouthpiece to hit strawmen with.
            >Black Canary: ded. Still doesn't have her classic look.

            Yes, DC really did a good job of fixing those problems.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damian is the best Robin, cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This explains why Damian fans are so insecure, because he's the best.

                Yes.

                >Oh no, Robin isn't a kid you like or would like to be, he's an butthole murderer wangstmuffin self insert
                Like if the previous Robin wherent meant to be safe self inserts.

                self insert for Morrison, plz read.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >self insert for Morrison, plz read.
                its been more than a decade you need to move on

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                move on to what, bi Tim?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                realize that Morrison hasn't touched the character in actual years

                Its alright anon, Didio made sure they lost his number and he'll never work for DC again.

                Ironically Puckett doubling down on making an anti-Babs is exactly why Babs came back. If they just made a cute redhead expy of BTAS Babs in 99, she'd be like Tim; an accepted successor to the classic. Instead he made a Batgirl nothing like what people want out of Batgirl.

                >hey this characters has nothing going on and no one cares about them
                >just make a new character exactly like her that'll work perfectly!
                sure

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and no one cares about them
                Uh-huh. People actually did care about Babs. And it skyrocketed after BTAS. It was just O'Neil and Puckett who were spergs about her.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Oh no, Robin isn't a kid you like or would like to be, he's an butthole murderer wangstmuffin self insert
              Like if the previous Robin wherent meant to be safe self inserts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >And frick Black Canary's classic outfit too

            A bigger an more valid complaint would be her spending the decade depowered due to bullshit from grell's longbow hunters. The outfits with out fishnets were comparatively short lived.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve only just entered this thread, and I already hate this homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its alright anon, Didio made sure they lost his number and he'll never work for DC again.

          Ironically Puckett doubling down on making an anti-Babs is exactly why Babs came back. If they just made a cute redhead expy of BTAS Babs in 99, she'd be like Tim; an accepted successor to the classic. Instead he made a Batgirl nothing like what people want out of Batgirl.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a Stephfan, so I don't really have a preference between Cass and Babs as to "who is better" - I love them both, but less than Steph - but seriously, I think it's ridiculous to claim that "no one wanted Cass".

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe Batgirls were a mistake after all

              >Steph
              Also, this is the only one I'm not familiar with. Where would you reccomend to start?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steph's Batgirl run is a great place to start! It's pretty self contained (though some have said the Batman RIP period is a lot to take in - I'm not wholly convinced, but let someone know on here or in a discord comic community if you have trouble), and a very enjoyable (though of course not perfect - still a monthly superhero comic, with all the pressures and problems that come from that).

                If you really like that, she's a major character in Tim's Robin run #1-128, pops up in Cass's Batgirl run starting with issue 20 reasonably frequently until issue 53. Currently, she's in Batgirls, and before that, was in Young Justice by Bendis, and before that, Detective Comics by Tynion.

                Everyone does. I think that it started the trend of the robins being so opposite to their precedessor.

                I can get disliking changes (i do some times too), but with DC its a bit of a slippery slope that affects all major characters.
                [...]
                Cass is made of pure muscle too, for her size. And she is quicker so even from a realism angle i am not sure. And both of them are leagues avobe real world Olympic athletes (which is pretty unrealistic given how much punishment both of them take tbh)

                But hey that's your take, i think resurrection pools are a better place to draw lines. Or batman being able to hurt literal metahumans whose physical strenght far surpasses the limit between him and cass. But you can do whatever you want anon.

                I dunno. I just think there's too much instarage and memehate for characters like Duke and Harper (who, I won't deny, have been pretty poorly handled, but I don't think they're nearly as bad as people say).

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                I think Harper is just a worse Steph tbh, but Duke's perfectly fine (even if he had a better role at first). Maybe if Harper was created while Steph was around id think differently.

                Cass being faster really isn't as important as you think it is from a real world perspective, it's essentially just pic related.
                I do think Batman hurting metahumans is also stupid though, frankly he has no place on the Justice League as is. If he's going to fight metahumans then he really needs to be more like Iron Man, or at the very least use the Insider suit.

                I mean sure, but cass is unrealistically fast. Like dodge bullets fast. In genral DC just operates off different rules. They also have that "nerve clutch" thing. Which im pretty sure doesnt exist in real martial arts.
                (Not to menton the entire fundation behind all the flashes)
                If we go uber realistically then sure :p.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well, Harper has a brother, is performatively queer, and is an electrical engineer. That's not really Stephlike, to me. There are a fair number of similarities, though. I like more of Harper's stories than Duke's, though.

                I still say that Cass dodging bullets after their firing is just artistic license in depicting aimdodging.

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                I think the similarities stand still, especially because steph wasnt around when Harper was introduced. Duke has a lot in common with say, Tim or Jason but since those were around back then it comes off less so. Does that make sense?

                Either way its pretty out there. Not that i dislike it.

                >now watch as she fights literal whos for 30 issues straight
                Is this the same guy who had her learn to talk because of some random psychic?

                I love Puckett's run, but the pshycic thing was super cheap. Apparently it was done in a rush because an editor asked. It did lead to the shiva ticking clock so there's that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks! Guess I'll get to reading her Batgirl soonly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >memehate for characters like Duke and Harper
                as opposed to memelove where we all collectively pretend these characters are well written and have good stories just because?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Duke was fine until they had him put on a costume and join the Batfamily, which completely ruined the hook from We Are Robin. Harper's problem is that she was created as a stand-in for Steph, only for Steph to come back.

                Cass being faster really isn't as important as you think it is from a real world perspective, it's essentially just pic related.
                I do think Batman hurting metahumans is also stupid though, frankly he has no place on the Justice League as is. If he's going to fight metahumans then he really needs to be more like Iron Man, or at the very least use the Insider suit.

                I think Harper is just a worse Steph tbh, but Duke's perfectly fine (even if he had a better role at first). Maybe if Harper was created while Steph was around id think differently.
                [...]
                I mean sure, but cass is unrealistically fast. Like dodge bullets fast. In genral DC just operates off different rules. They also have that "nerve clutch" thing. Which im pretty sure doesnt exist in real martial arts.
                (Not to menton the entire fundation behind all the flashes)
                If we go uber realistically then sure :p.

                Arguments about realism don't have a place in a franchise based around a billionaire ninja scientist detective who rides around in a rocket car and fights an evil clown. You want realism? Batman wasted years of his life learning all the martial arts because the fundamentals are all the same and a lot of what he learns is going to be useless in a real fight. Batman's knowledge of science would be fairly surface level because he simply lacks the time to reach mastery of the fields within the limits of his training. He doesn't actually do any detective work. He'd be immediately picked up on CCTV that are everywhere in an urban setting. It'd be almost impossible for him to get around Gotham quickly because the Batmobile would have to deal with traffic and stick out like a sore thumb, the Batwing would cause injuries and property damage because it's a VTOL jetcraft flying down city streets, and his grapnel gun would wrench itself out of his hand when he tried to swing from building to building - assuming he could even get the thing to properly attach to buildings. Even a few short years of action weighed down by his costume would give him knee and back injuries. His cape would get in the way and catch on everything. Even with all his training and armor he'd get his shit wrecked trying to fight more than 2 guys at once and even 2 would be a major risk. Most of his gadgets would be completely useless in a fight. Even with an armored cowl he takes enough major head injuries to get Chris Benoit special. So do we really want to play the realism card?

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                I dont disagree, altough i do think that in theory you could use both Bruce and Cass in a more grounded setting, altough there's always some suspension of disbelief needed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A more grounded setting has Bruce as mediocre fighter who mostly win with tech and psychological effects(as he'd be mostly a detective, he'd be for but unlikely to come close to win any tournament), and Cass as martial savant who would be able to best him in a straight fight (which Bruce would usually avoid) but would be unable to defeat bigger guys that are reasonably competent in fighting

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Yeah probably that's how it'd go.

                >I made the comic bad on purpose, get trolled you sexist basement dwelling chuds
                And then they wonder why kids read manga instead of cape garbage

                Anon, he's basically just complaining about powerlevelling stuff, and this was over a decade ago.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon, he's basically just complaining about powerlevelling stuff

                What is the problem of "power lvl stuff"? People always b***h over it but seriously what is the problem of being consistent on the characters abilities? This is being logical and consistent, this is good writting.

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Eh, i dont have too strong a mind about it, but even sticking to the powersets/abilities a writer can always manufacture a scenario for one character to win over the other, so its a bit weird to get so hung up on it. Or people who value that over the actual stories.

                Altough i feel that there it was more resistance over another power levelling character being introduced more than anything. Then again maybe someone can prove me wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >a writer can always manufacture a scenario for one character to win over the other, so its a bit weird to get so hung up on it
                No problem with that, the issue is when some random character overpower the other in a situation only superior skill or strenght could be the answer, like Penguin and Batman trading punches with Bruce being K.O

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Yeah, that's fair. but that's not what Cass's book did. All it did was establish a character that COULD beat batman, and if people take issue with that just as an idea i can understand being annoyed, altough this was also the early forum age so you'd have to activley look for it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In a "grounded setting", a woman half Bruce's weight would never seriously beat him in a fight. Technique doesn't make up for muscle, height and weight nearly as much as you think it does.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a woman wouldn't beat a man of reasonably close fighting ability if the man is also reasonably bigger and stronger.

                Realistic Bruce would be far from being close to Cass in skill NOR he'd be that much physically mightier to cause serious issues.

                Bruce would be a guy who can defeat a random alley thug but would likely be defeated with relative ease by a sunday boxer in a straight fight.

                Cass would still be on the level of high-level professional fighters: there ARE ways to deal with people bigger than you, and she'd know them and would have the physical ability to act upon them.

                She wouldn't be able to KO a whole room of people, of course.
                Killer Croc or just about any "big enough" guys with a decent fighting ability would be much bigger problems. Bane, even without venom, would probably be close to impossible for her to defeat in a straight fight, at least if she's not going for the kill(which she's not)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bruce is an autist who spent his life pumping iron, consuming protein, learning combat styles, practicing parkour and military stealth techniques.

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Yeah but we are trying to be realistic here arent we? That wouldnt even be that effective long term in gotham.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A realistic Bruce would be unhealthy and weak as frick because he never sleeps and doesn't give himself recovery time from strenuous activity, nevermind injuries.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then he'd be a SHIT detective

                Yeah but we are trying to be realistic here arent we? That wouldnt even be that effective long term in gotham.

                Plus, i think we already got a Realistic Enough Bruce: Johns' Earth-One Bruce

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Earth One did do that, and it was pretty boring.

                You can't get too grounded with Batman. No matter what anyone says, Batman is fundamentally unrealistic.

                You can do batman without the outright supernatural stuff, but that does not equal realistic per say.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, Zorro and especially The Phantom exist.

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Theyre not particularly realistic either, and both of them also dont ahve the super duper training batman's gotten over the years.

                Kek, saved

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they're no smart buff guys according to anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should mention that Batman is somehow strong as a top-tier weightlifter, fast as a top-tier runner, has a build of a top-tier bodybuilder and hits harder than a top-tier boxer.
                Handwaving it with "muh peak human" instead of straight-up calling Batman a superpowered/mutant doesn't even come close to having it make sense.
                At least with the likes of Captain America and Deathstroke there's a flimsy excuse of "muh magical steroids".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You should mention that Batman is somehow strong as a top-tier weightlifter, fast as a top-tier runner, has a build of a top-tier bodybuilder and hits harder than a top-tier boxer.
                Most top-tier athletes have god like physiques and professional fighters are insanely strong these aren't mutually exclusive traits. It obviously isn't realistic to spend your life fighting people and somehow not have your body fall apart but that's literally every comic book hero.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >aren't mutually exclusive traits
                Most professional fighters don't participate in weight-lifting competitions on any top-tier scale.
                Most professional bodybuilders would most certainly not take first-to-second place in a race between best-ever runner athletes.
                Batman is absolute bullshit on any level.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >a comic book about how vigilante justice totes works is unrealistic
                Shocker
                >Most professional fighters don't participate in weight-lifting competitions on any top-tier scale.
                >Most professional bodybuilders would most certainly not take first-to-second place in a race between best-ever runner athletes.
                You don't actually know anything about weightlifting or bodybuilding do you? Batman doesn't lift in the "top-tier" nor does he have the body of a professional body builder. That's why he's weaker than large muscular characters like Bane and Croc.

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Bane explictly is on the same exact physical space as Bruce without venom, its a point that their trainings are very similar. And croc has superpowers at this point.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>a comic book about how vigilante justice totes works is unrealistic
                Yeah, no shit. That's the fricking point you moron. Clinging to "muh realism" in capeshit is almost as fricking stupid as treating feats in Baki seriously.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >if only they'd made a character exactly like my waifu then I would have liked her

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And yet making an anti-Robin with Damian worked just fine. There’s nothing sacred about Dick and Babs.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >And yet making an anti-Robin with Damian worked just fine.
              Hooo, you are wrong. The general audience HATED Damian when he was first introduced. He was considered a bratty edgelord and people were begging Morrison to kill him off.
              It took him years to find his footing and it was Dickbats ongoing that saved him in the end and only because the fans found the role reversal of grumpy Robin and cheerful Batman cute.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So, in short, it worked. Because if people hating the character at one point meant they were forever a lost cause to stay locked in the failure bin, Babsgirl would still be gone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                O'Neil, get off Cinemaphile already.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In fact, I like Babsgirl. I just don’t understand why her other fans always have to make the absolute dumbest arguments. The tonal pendulum always swings back hard in the other direction eventually. It has nothing to do with Cass being a failure as a concept, just the nature of comics. When serious runs its course, then you go lighthearted, and vise versa. And New 52 Babsgirl was actually the pendulum swinging *back* to serious, from Steph’s much more lighthearted book. Then back to lighthearted with Burnside. Then back to serious with Scott and Castellucci. And now, the trio book, which is as lighthearted as it gets. And when the time for that is over, you can bet it’ll be back to something gritty and “not what people want from Batgirl,” because DC has no idea what the frick people want from Batgirl.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ask me how I know you started reading comics in the last 4 years?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You’re so fricking boring, I guess you where probably ok with Jason being another circus orphan.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but Cass is exactly what I want out of Batgirl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >now watch as she fights literal whos for 30 issues straight
        Is this the same guy who had her learn to talk because of some random psychic?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this the same guy who had her learn to talk because of some random psychic?

          Yes, to be fair though the two Asians at DC , Jenny Lee and Cliff Chiang told them that having Cass be unable to talk was raycis so he had to quickly make up a story to make her able to talk

          • 2 years ago
            T-o-C-A

            Yeah, and while it was super rushed, we did get a good ticking clock plot line out of it.

            >And yet making an anti-Robin with Damian worked just fine.
            Hooo, you are wrong. The general audience HATED Damian when he was first introduced. He was considered a bratty edgelord and people were begging Morrison to kill him off.
            It took him years to find his footing and it was Dickbats ongoing that saved him in the end and only because the fans found the role reversal of grumpy Robin and cheerful Batman cute.

            Damian was designed around Dickbats for what thats worth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I made the comic bad on purpose, get trolled you sexist basement dwelling chuds
        And then they wonder why kids read manga instead of cape garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her biggest flaw.
      they could have just made her the best fighter among batgirls but this bullshit

      https://i.imgur.com/e2o79sv.jpg

      Future Batman asserting her dominance over current Batman!!!

      is pure frickery.
      she’ll always remain a niche asian fetish for writers who love the smell of their own farts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She'd kick his ass, but being a better detective is pushing it.

    • 2 years ago
      T-o-C-A

      New thread already? Last one just died. But eh.

      She can beat him martial arts-wise, but he's better rounded in general.

      Her power level is a waste. Supposedly worlds strongest fighter, but only fights random Gotham criminals.

      Almost as if the power level thing is pretty irrelevant to her as a character. Gotham has more of a thematic importance since it fits her tone wise.

      Isn't Cass banging Connor? Or is that just a crackship made by that one commissioner?

      They dated once, but i commission art of the two a lot. Since i think its an intresting dynamic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Last one just died.

        I wonder why...

        • 2 years ago
          T-o-C-A

          I mean it died like at night, before this one was made. And this one just seems much worse so far,

          Probably not helped by the header thing being so specific i guess.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >this one just seems much worse
            No shit.

            • 2 years ago
              T-o-C-A

              I know, its the obvious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. From the get-go, Bruce admitted to himself and others that Cass could and would kick his ass. So what's the problem all of a sudden?

      Being better than Batman (both as a fighter and a detective) is not a problem in the DC Universe. As a matter of fact, there are plenty of characters that outclass him in both areas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fanboys who don't want their Batgod to ever lose

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really?
    You thought Cinemaphile is so fricking full of outragegays that we wouldn't recognize Cass or even know she's supposed to be better than Bruce at fighting since forever?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my brainlet waifu can kick Batman's ass
      She's still a way, way worse detective than Bruce and that's a critical requirement for being a new Batman. Ace the Bathound is a better detective than her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Batman doesn't investigate any more, she gets info fed to him by his secretary. Cass is used to that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And that's why Oracle was a mistake.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that were me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Y-yes please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce is made for femdom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Wondy weak to being restrained by men?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Context?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Author’s barely disguised fetish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Merciless was made to be a Chad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How does that literal skeleton... do stuff?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's a fake skeleton: the rest of his body is still present, but invisible (and also he sweats cyanide)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >AIIIEEEE DIANA-SAMA YAMETEEEE I KNEEL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        indeed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should have not watched this on the onset of puberty

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cassgays are a fricking cancer.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Cassandra!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me too!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She got big feet.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She got small boobs.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Cassandra!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never knew cassgays are so obnoxious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were obnoxious for about 20 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should by now, since you keep posting the same passive aggressive slop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >passive aggressive
        That’s wrong though. I’m openly aggressive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You mean autistically moronic, sis.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Try harder.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't need to, takes very little to keep you engaged.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your waifu is still not selling.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How about now?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >fan art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they're pretty Proud of their worst version of the O'Neil Question run.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post canon Cass only.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >babsgay replying to herself

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys were right. Cassgays are fricking weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome, new poster to this thread. Yeah they suck some serious balls. Babs is best girl and has sex with me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All Waifu gays are weird. I think it's a sign of mental instability.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope Batgirls gets cancelled.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hope DC gets canceled.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not before I get my question omnibus.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you either worship my waifu or you are a babsgay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Cass banging Connor? Or is that just a crackship made by that one commissioner?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cass is banging Duke and is about to start banging Steph.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are both for the BBC(Big Bat wiener)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cass unironically thirsts for it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >N-no Baka!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, she's banging Duke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's not banging anyone. She's non-canon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >She's non-canon
          Wut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BLACKED

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was she erased? Was it because she was written as an autistic moron and women in modern comics have to be perfect?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More or less, she was a compelling character with a strong inner voice, but DC felt that people were demanding the iconic batgirl. Turns out they weren't, so they screwed both barbara gordon and cassandra cain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Turns out they weren't
        What do you mean "they weren't"? Babsgirl was actually selling pretty well. What fans actually didn't want was this current nonsense of a book.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A series "doing well" doesn't get revamped and relaunched and changes artistic teams that frequently. They tried every possible approach for ten years. Nothing stuck, so now babs is Nightwing's cum rag.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >They tried every possible approach for ten years.
            They didn't even begin to try every possible approach.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They had ten years.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The approach they were aiming for was sustainable enough and Babs found herself a niche. DC killed the interest themselves when they forced Babs into being Oracle again. Turns out, nobody cared about seeing that. They could've just replaced the rotten egg that was Castelluci with some new, decent writer and Babs could easily chug along for the next 10 years.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, but "it would have been good if it hadn't been bad" doesn't really cut it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't that the argument Cassgays love to use when confronted with the cancellation if THEIR book?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what are you talking about?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cassgays had 6 years, Babsgays had 10. Cass was better in a year than Babs was in10 years of solos

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is that the mantra you keep telling yourself everytime you go to sleep or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > Babs can be good if you guys be her another 5 years! The s-Scott run..

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And whole DC is plotting against Cassandra Cain. If it wasn't for that evil Didio who kept clipping her wings, she would've been the most popular character in DC universe, even surpassing Superman! Her later run wasn't total shit, it was just DC deliberately trying to ruin her!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if babs is on a page for less than 3 panels, the rest of the characters should ask "where is babs?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was just a stupid character that was comes off as if she got lost on the way to some edgy manga.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >edgy

        Sir, you are reading Batman.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >skin tight gimpdom batmommy
    I'm okay with this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who also likes to be punished.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NYAAAARGHH fanfic idea... getting... into my mind! Must... supress... "Hit Me": an Erotic Training Session"!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NYAAAARGHH fanfic idea... getting... into my mind! Must... supress... "Hit Me": an Erotic Training Session"!

        >NYAAAARGHH fanfic idea... getting... into my mind! Must... supress... "Hit Me": an Erotic Training Session"!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how this image causes an absolute shitstorm no matter where it's posted.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, we haven't had a good ol' Babs vs. Cass shitshow in a while.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's summer. Bound to have happened sooner or later.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they still can’t cope

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >future Batman
    Oh shit, Batman is trans. Good for her.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does such a shit character like Cassandra "Batgirl" Cain, with zero good comics, get so many threads? Full of crap fanart, too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now, don't overdo it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Overdo what? It's all fact.

        Clam down Barabarahomosexual.

        Her best comic is the one where she didn't wear the costume and was shot through the spine. She's irrelevant before and after that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >She's irrelevant
          While I agree, I don't remember barbs doing that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clam down Barabarahomosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Batgirlgays are legit mentally ill.
      All the constant shilling over mediocre comics and the girls aren’t even that hot

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this thread so full of schizos pretending to be other anons and answering to themselves?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect

      • 2 years ago
        T-o-C-A

        Hey casshat guy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hello! I don’t know why I’m still doing this I just think the hat looks funny.

          • 2 years ago
            T-o-C-A

            It's very appreciated. Always gives me a smile.

            This destroys all suspension of disbelief. It's literally impossible for a woman to beat a man with a body like that in a fight, regardless of how totally epic and badass of a martial artist she supposedly is. Add in the fact that Batman is also supposed to be ridiculously skilled and anything other than Bruce absolutely destroying her is just a pathetic display of the writer being a simp.

            Cass was trained since infancy, Bruce only started when he was 18. One of Bruce's trainers (who is still able to beat him) is the one that trained her. And Bruce's skillset isnt as hyperfocused. Not to mention that Cass is very aware of Bruce's style, since he also fricking trained her.

            Not to mention that in the panel in question Bruce is exhausted.

            And really that destroys your disbelief more than any of the hundred of fantastical elements?

            This explains why Damian fans are so insecure, because he's the best.

            Yes.

            [...]
            self insert for Morrison, plz read.

            I think there's definitely pros and cons to both tim and damian as robin, but it is pretty unarguable that both are big departures from dick, who is "classic robin", both by design.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Every Robin is a departure from Dick, though I think Tim is probably closest in being a normal, likeable guy.

              But I wasn't saying that Tim wasn't a departure. I was mostly saying that someone could easily make the same (in my opinion) fairly stupid criticisms of any period of DC post-Crisis.

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Well except for pre-crisis Jason, but that's probably why. They really dont want to repeat that.

                And no i agree, hell you could say the same criticisms of silver age DC.

                nothing after flashpoint is canon nor matters. Cass winning a fight isn't a big deal unless she's fighting mid-high tier metas. Leslie and Alford were canonically fricking even as disgusting old people

                Seniors have lives too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh, oops, forgot about literal carbon copy Jason, lol.

                Yeah. Honestly, I wish people would just be more willing to go with things as long as the past isn't fully disrespected.

              • 2 years ago
                T-o-C-A

                Everyone does. I think that it started the trend of the robins being so opposite to their precedessor.

                I can get disliking changes (i do some times too), but with DC its a bit of a slippery slope that affects all major characters.

                It doesn't even matter that she had that much training, her body is still nowhere near his level of physical strength. Sure, maybe she's more skilled than him on a technical level, but it doesn't matter when he's twice her weight and made of pure muscle. He would snap her in half like a twig, her punches probably wouldn't even hurt him.
                >And really that destroys your disbelief more than any of the hundred of fantastical elements?
                Yes.

                Cass is made of pure muscle too, for her size. And she is quicker so even from a realism angle i am not sure. And both of them are leagues avobe real world Olympic athletes (which is pretty unrealistic given how much punishment both of them take tbh)

                But hey that's your take, i think resurrection pools are a better place to draw lines. Or batman being able to hurt literal metahumans whose physical strenght far surpasses the limit between him and cass. But you can do whatever you want anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cass being faster really isn't as important as you think it is from a real world perspective, it's essentially just pic related.
                I do think Batman hurting metahumans is also stupid though, frankly he has no place on the Justice League as is. If he's going to fight metahumans then he really needs to be more like Iron Man, or at the very least use the Insider suit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't even matter that she had that much training, her body is still nowhere near his level of physical strength. Sure, maybe she's more skilled than him on a technical level, but it doesn't matter when he's twice her weight and made of pure muscle. He would snap her in half like a twig, her punches probably wouldn't even hurt him.
              >And really that destroys your disbelief more than any of the hundred of fantastical elements?
              Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed, also Batman's powerful muscular body should then press against her, making her hot and craving breeding. Batman should then take his wiener out and have her spread her legs, ripping a hole in her costume until he fricks her hard on the rooftop.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This destroys all suspension of disbelief. It's literally impossible for a woman to beat a man with a body like that in a fight, regardless of how totally epic and badass of a martial artist she supposedly is. Add in the fact that Batman is also supposed to be ridiculously skilled and anything other than Bruce absolutely destroying her is just a pathetic display of the writer being a simp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now you care about realism in superhero comics?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing after flashpoint is canon nor matters. Cass winning a fight isn't a big deal unless she's fighting mid-high tier metas. Leslie and Alford were canonically fricking even as disgusting old people

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically making weight arguments when pic related is the greatest fighter in the world
    what are you guys doing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shiva is also stupid, I'm not making an exception for her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Non canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forget about that, Damian was half Cassandra's size when introduced and he still beat full grown men by the dozen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sex with shiva

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People who unironically argue that female characters can't fight males in comic books because "muh realism" deserve the rope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      females can fight males but a scrawny ass asianlet being able to beat a tall bulky guy is bullshit and you know it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who gives a shit, it's a comic book

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was no fight though. Bruce had his guard down and got flipped. Thats it.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is she wearing clown shoes

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part? Batman enjoys having this happen.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me more of Chinese electric Batman than actual Batman.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Cassandra's strength comes from her ability to read muscles and shit, can't you just nerf her by throwing a smoke bomb or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Of course, she's still a highly trained and experienced fighter, but it definitely knocks her down a peg.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How tight is Cass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ask Steph.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't get too grounded with Batman. No matter what anyone says, Batman is fundamentally unrealistic.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are not making sense.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So you saw that twitter thread too?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Someone posted that image and text and it resulted in the usual shitstorm of people who don't read comics losing their minds.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If a woman beats a man in hand to hand combat then Batman is no longer realistic fiction, just normal fiction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Batman has never been realistic fiction, what are you talking about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman was realistic fiction

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hot

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It never stops to amuse me how this panel gets so many people triggered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't get why. Bruce was getting over fear toxin and Cass got the drop on him.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this pic because of the gross anatomy on Cass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? She looks good for once.

  41. 2 years ago
    T-o-C-A
  42. 2 years ago
    T-o-C-A
  43. 2 years ago
    T-o-C-A
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could deal with the stylization of this pic if it weren't for the fricked up anatomy of the left leg.

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