Game of Thrones: never acknowledged for being the most dangerous and skilled fighter of them all.

Game of Thrones: never acknowledged for being the most dangerous and skilled fighter of them all.

He *literally* felled The Mountain, had him inches from demise.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He had a spear. Could've taken some time to stand back and slice the Mountain's tendons in front of everybody. Because I don't care what kind of badass you think you are, you can't do much if your muscles can't move. Could've stabbed his hands repeatedly, so he couldn't grab, and poked out the eyes.

    But nope. He just had to stand within arm's reach.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you not understand what plate armor is you Black person?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t he use poison or am I remembering wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but all that did was ensure that Clegane eventually die if he failed to actually kill him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was poison just in case he didn't win, but then he did win but went full moron and got killed too so the poison plan kicked in. IIRC the show didn't really go into at all - they halfmentioned poison when they reintroduced him as a zombie like a full season later

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/8PzFnR8.jpg

        Game of Thrones: never acknowledged for being the most dangerous and skilled fighter of them all.

        He *literally* felled The Mountain, had him inches from demise.

        >head exploding like a cantaloupe
        >winning

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that falls under the full moron portion. he had no reason to get close enough except for moronic ME MAD reasons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he did win but went full moron
        It's a shame. To imagine: the legend of Doran the Viper would mog almost any other not involving dragonriding.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Doran
          or w/e I'm drunk. imagine drinking.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You meant Dolan Duck

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So? The mountain was just a big moron.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im pretty sure it was acknowledged. That's why he was called the Viper.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's a dead b***h. he aint shit.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He used poison.
    Like a woman.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mountain could have tanked that spear if it werent poisoned and bullrushed into grappling range.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't the poison the kill-you-painfully-over-a-long-time kind so it didn't actually effect him right then? he just got btfo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but would he have gotten BTFO in irl?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So? Barristan also killed a giant evil guy and he didn't need poison

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      w-why does he have a shrunken head on his shoulder?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If i remember right it's supposed to be his twin that he ate while in the womb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >w-why does he have a shrunken head on his shoulder?
        Deformity. It's like a Siamese twin except it's not exactly another person. It's called a parasitic twin and it's a real thing. Usually it's not a whole head, but just random bits of flesh or bone. Sometimes teeth and hair. It's body horror.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stupidest shit ever.
    >oh boy I got him!
    >time to dance around like a moron because the plot needs me to die for shock value

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but Arya was the best swordsman in the 12 Kingdoms. Tightest vagine too!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who is/was maise's boyfriend?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some wannabe black rapper in the UK. I guess Sophie got Maisie addicted to BBC according to the Daily News.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, all bongs are addicted to the BBC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sad she went full socialist. makes no sense but then again, there wouldn't be the term champagne socialist if it did. i'm still waiting for her to abolish her property and redistribute it back to the poor working class. same with lilly allen, another self proclaimed socialist. who stands up on stage wearing 50k outfits. i'll never understand how she has millions but can't release a single album and have all its proceeds go to helping the poor. her father is a record producer too. and again, another socialist as well. along with a welsh independence supporter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maisie just did a show with the weasley twins from harry potter. They took her out swimming. She looks good in a one piece bathing suit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        does she deserve rape? most girls in bathing suits are just asking for it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok but he does get Escobar in the end

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the books, this gu6 has EIGHT bastard daughters. Eight kids and they're all girls.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he scratched him with a poison spear and even that wasn't sufficient to completely kill him. dangerous, maybe, but i wouldn't call him skilled especially since he died taking his shot

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE I ALMOST HAD YOU

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