My nuncle is almost a man grown, and he must needs see a mummers farce, although it makes no matter, for it is only half-a-groat to pay.Truly he is as useless as nipples on a breastplate, or close enough to make no matter , said the leal serjeant while grease was dripping down his chin onto his shirt of boiled leather, dipping his black bread into his pease soup.
[the bread was fresh from the ovens]
manhood
Guys I'm starting to think maybe Stannis really is dead.
Although I care little and less for what you have to say, this concern is not without a certain low cunning.
Poison was a woman's weapon like as not, though a flagon of fine Dornish sour red sat flanked by two stone cups in the bedchamber. "A sellsword is loyal only to his purse, but a Lannister always pays his debts," said the fiery-haired prostitute as she unlaced his sleeveless leather jerkin, after which he spent himself inside her with three quick thrusts.
Stannis is digging holes in the ice to drown the stupid Freys. This is canon. Everything will be fine. Everything is fine.
stannis winning would be the only way GRRM could pull an actual twist out of the books now
Its not really that outlandish. Half the people the Winterfell are there under false pretenses.
I agree, I just mean in the sense of how fricked the books are and how he's written himself into some corners including the fact Stannis is a more interesting and conflicted character than his "main" characters anymore
He could also not have Jon be Le Magic Targ bastard
Everytime I play with Jon in CK2, I make him a bastard of Brandon and Ashara (for those sweet martial bloodlines)
there's actually evidence that fAegon is Eddard Stark and Ashara Dayne's child, not Rhaegar's
Even better. The Dayne dynasty predates the Targs.
Statists get the rope. Feudalism > States.
>Joffrey instead of Jeffrey
>a Dragon called Drogon
>Ser instead of Sir
La Creatividad
>mfw the audiobook calls him Jeffrey half the time
That's because the reader was about 90 and he died a few years ago. He did a great job the first few books
He really did. There's a few characters that are supposed to be gross that I can't stand hearing. The jailer in King's Landing comes to mind. Extremely gross to listen to.
If GRRM ever publishes the next book I wonder who will narrate it
Roy was perfect
That jailer has kings blood he does
SLURRRRPPP
He's not lying either btw. He's descended from one of the princesses that Baelor kept locked up. She fricked Alyn Oakenfist and that's the Longwaters origin.
Tell me about Brown Ben Plum.
He has the same ancestor. Eleana Targaryen. She had the most kids despite being the least attractive and most autistic of the princesses that Baelor locked up. Smartest tho. She was master of coin. Was married like 5 or 6 times I think.
3 times I think. First to Lord Plumm who died during the bedding with whom she had a son named Viserys, then Lord Penrose with whom she had 3 or 4 kids and finally she married some dornish knight who served as Master of Coin to King Daeron II.
And there was the affair with Alyn Velaryon
>he did a great job
He did fricking not. moron pronounced "Petyr" (Peter) like "PEE-TIRE", and during one of the books he literally had his TV on in the background that you can here in the audio.
Trash tier performer but he's got an english accent so it must be good right?
You type like a gay.
For the longest time I pronounced it Pet-err in my head. Like Pet a dog.
>and during one of the books he literally had his TV on in the background that you can here in the audio.
which one?
can't remember, I'm thinking Clash but it could be Storm too. it was really distracting
Listened to both and never noticed it. Especially since they were recorded at a studio I've worked in that doesn't have televisions in the booths.
I've listened to them multiple times. Never noticed it before.
>mfw I listened to the audiobooks before reading them, and looked like a moron when I was talking about the books with friends and called Petyre: PeTIRE, instead of Peter.
This was right before the show because they were trying to get me hype for it plus wanted me to read the books if I ever did get into ASOIAF.
I miss /got/.
Jaime instead of Jamie. Tyrion instead of Tyrone.
Behold, the original Tyrion as he appeared in the story GRRM heavily "borrowed" from to create his world. It even has the whole "mysterious magic that actually does shit versus a religion that apparently does frick-all," only with the Faith of the Seven subbed in in place of Christianity.
Mine own nuncle, who is now a man grown went to half a hundred towns to find out where prostitutes go. He wanted to learn much and more and for half a heartbeat he thought he figured it out, but the lying serving wench turned out to be as useless as nipples on a breastplate. "Have you taken leave of your wits?" he asked her when she told some fool's story. The Others take you, he cursed her. It was just a mummer's farce and words are wind he thought, most like she just wanted half a groat, little and less, but enough to break her fast.
Ser is better than Sir
fat fricking fraud. I hope he breaks his fast on the end of a shotgun.
Dark wings, dark words. But words are wind.
I am but a young girl and know little of the ways of war, but it seems to me and mine own that that it is useless as untweakable nipples on a breastplate. You know nothing Jon Snow, for a Lannister always pays his debts. Kill the boy and let the man be born but what is dead may never die, but rises, harder and stronger, for words are wind. I am looking for a highborn maid of three-and-ten with auburn hair, perhaps you have seen her? Where do prostitutes go? Oh, but I know, I know, oh oh oh: Cersei has been fricking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moonboy for all I know. Reek, Reek, it rhymes with freak, or take your moon's blood and go. For I am almost a man grown, and I must needs get gone, my nuncle, to see my wench. But who are you? I am no one. You lie. There is many and more things that I must do and if I look back I am lost. All men must die, for the night is dark and full of terrors.
Is Nuncle a real old tyme term or did Martin make it up?
It's a real word, a corruption of "mine uncle"
Under the sea, the birds have scales for feathers. I know. I know…It is always summer under the sea. The merwives wear nennymoans in their hair and weave gowns of silver seaweed. I know. I know…Under the sea it snows up, and the rain is dry as bone. I know. I know…Clever bird, clever man, clever clever fool…The shadows come to dance my lord, dance my lord, dance my lord. The shadows come to stay my lord, stay my lord, stay my lord...Under the sea, smoke rises in bubbles, and flames burn green and blue and black. I know, I know, oh, oh, oh. Fool's blood, king's blood, blood on the maiden's thigh, but chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom, aye aye aye.
Patchface is an avatar of the Drowned God
Hello 2015 era reddit
>Give up Renly, this doesn't need to become A Clash of Kings
Really GRRM?
Frick you D and D.
I tried to read GoT as a child because I was into fantasy and couldn't stand this Black person's prose. I was 12 years old and knew this guy was a hack
I just want to say that Bloodraven did nothing wrong and all who are disloyal to the Targaryens will reap what they sow. This includes the pretender Stannis Baratheon.
Who is that supposed to be?
Young Gryff has short hair and doesn't dress like that.
Joffrey is one of the most entertaining characters on the show, Jack Gleeson gave a great fantastic. It's both a shame and a testament to his performance that sub 90 iq mongoloids harass him on the street for the character he played
>Jack Gleeson gave a great fantastic
Little stroke moment there. Meant great performance but my sped brain was thinking of fantastic
it was a different time