>Gandalf wasn't human, he's more like an angel called Maiar. Balrog is a Maiar too, that's why their fight was closer than you though
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>Gandalf wasn't human, he's more like an angel called Maiar.
some people say that but nobody looks like that
i know a guy who looks like that, he plays videogames as a 35 year old, he has a kid, that kid is waiting for a rough life.
people who are scum can only get together with others who are scum like them or worse scum than them, that is why fat low testosterone autistic gays marry disgusting women, because there's literally nobody else who would willingly frick them, and those genes carry the same fate for their children
yeah his wife is ugly and fat as well.
My wife is a piggy but she is the best I can do
>he plays videogames as a 35 year old
wow what a sicko
You’ll laugh now but not when you’re a 35 year old who still plays video games
I'm 37 and beat megaman 2 today.
In that case, everyone else is laughing at you
Imagine posting on Cinemaphile with a sense of superiority.
18 is the healthy limit for playing videogames, more than that is kinda pathetic, when you hit 30 it gets way more pathetic.
if you realize it but can't stop or you only play a few hours a day its ok, if you dont even recognize it as a problem i wish you looked in the mirror and your life in general.
Oh dear. I wouldn't wish to oppose the social orthodoxy like some kind of counter-culture degenerate.
you are not a rebel, you are just an escapist, don't say you are counter-culture when the whole world shoves low iq entertainment down everyones mouths.
Black person you are here. Your pretense of grand pragmatic masculinity wears thin.
well i see this website as shit entertainment, the thing is i'm not proud of doing it, i don't start my day thinking "oh gee i really want to spend 3 hours looking at basedjacks and chudjacks" it happens because i lost control of my life.
but there are people who actually plan out their gayming sessions, they make time for them, they cancel social plans to play bing bing wahoo, they get excited for new releases, they look foward to wasting their time.
>I don't pretend to be good
>b-but there are bad guys! REALLY bad!!! I need to preach the same shit that fricked up my neurotic ass so I don't feel alone!!!
Jessie Lee Peterson sir? Why are you on Cinemaphile?
>he plays videogames as a 35 year old,
Turn him into the police that's legit scary.
I say that, but I don't look anything like that
Get a mirror nerd
I look exactly like this
But do you say that?
In my (admittedly few) interactions with genuine Tolkien nerds, they have never been haughty, nor condescending. You may be projecting, my friend
israelitejak just dropped
I look exactly like that and I say that almost 5 times a day. They call me Gandalf the gay at work but I just report the homophobia
calarts gemerald
>though
I love the movies but actually hate the books. I don’t watch book lore even associated with the movies, they should be separate. Go on and cry christcuck tolkiengays, he was a shit writer and the only reason he’s remembered is his association with the films. Gandalf is just a wizard
>shit writer
You're a shit eater bub!
Well Gandalf is a type of Gollum
wholesome new 'jak
That is true, yes.
>main character is an unstoppable angel that respawns when he dies
no, the main character is a 4feet gardener
I can't enjoy jaking anymore since kuz took over the sharty
muppet lookin' 'jak
Titan from megamind
your 2000000 get was furry porn Farty cuck
I don't always look like that, but when I say that I do
>I literally can't breathe with how hard I'm laughing at this stupid fricking thread
who the frick are you quoting you dumb ass jakshitter?
>Me, I look like that and say that
sourcejak
Which Roman-Idumean vassal is this ?
Welsh
sparse gem-like attributes, but overall zoomer zoomcel brimmy
I literally can't breathe with how hard I'm laughing at this stupid fricking thread
>though
>Әɒnbɒlʇ wɒƨn't Hυmɒn, Hɘ'ƨ moɿɘ liʞɘ ɒn ɒnϱɘl ɔɒllɘb Mɒiɒɿ. 𐐒ɒlɿoϱ iƨ ɒ Mɒiɒɿ too, tHɒt'ƨ wHγ tHɘiɿ ʇiϱHt wɒƨ ɔloƨɘɿ tHɒn γoυ tHoυϱH
mɘ'
oh my fauci how is that possible
why was the balrog so mad
gandalf? heh more like gandork
For me, it's Galadriel. I wanna kiss her tummy
>TELEVISION & FILM?!
who are you quoting?
Kill orcs. Murder orclets in their orc cradles. Roundhouse kick an orc into the fires of Mt. Doom. Feed a hundred thousand orcs to the balrog. Design orc women for raping. Total Orc Death
What sector of middle-society would suffer from this?
Dwarves
VERY Russophobic post. Do better.
>gandalf? heh more like gandork
oh my fricking ukraine! this thread again for the thremboeth time? for frick sake i though the jannies were doing a good job albeit i was so fricking wrong!
starting to think /qa/ won big time
>What the frick is a Maiar?
source?