Gaspar Noe

This guy is a fricking hack. He's never made one good movie.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool meme post bro but I want to know when Criterion is releasing the Neil Breen box set in 4K HDR 10+

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vortex is kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vortex is kino
      Correct.

      irreversible is kino.

      >Irreversible is kino
      Correct.

      Climax is kino. Enter the Void is one of the worst films I've seen but had a cool concept. Irreversible is decent but has no rewatch value (unless you're a fan of Monica Bellucci).

      >Climax is kino
      Correct

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    irreversible is kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Edgy slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no a rape scene so edgy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dude what if boring pretentious movie but.....le rape and head smashing scene!?
          It's boring as shit and nobody would like it if it wasn't for those two scenes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Flyover/Beavis and Butthead take

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that one long ass scene in which they talk about fricking on a train is so entertaining man, real art am I right reddit? Again, if the movie didn't have le graphic rape scene, nobody would care about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Besides being subjective, "entertaining" as in amusing simpletons is a middlebrow expectation

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What movies do you like you moronic spammer? I know you made this thread yesterday as well

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's boring as shit and nobody
            tiktok zoomer coomer plebian filth moron brain detected
            >if it wasn't for those two scenes.
            normies like you predictably fixate on them because you're too stupid to understand or interpret anything else in the film

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >coomer
              >filth
              >moron
              All these sorts of people like Gaspar Noe though?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Climax is kino. Enter the Void is one of the worst films I've seen but had a cool concept. Irreversible is decent but has no rewatch value (unless you're a fan of Monica Bellucci).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny. 'Enter The Void' is great and Climax is garbage. Are you sure your opinion is correct?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They both have cool ideas but stumble frequently and are a little bloated. Worth a watch but not masterpieces.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me, ' Enter The Void', had a relatable story. The acting was decent, depending on who you're asking. The experimental stuff took a backseat to the story.

          'Climax' was just a drugtrip and camera frickery. No real story worth mentioning. Might as well watch something from Andy Warhol's factory.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you sure you're not an NPC who gets their opinions downloaded into them through IMBD or some other moviebro app? Climax was fun. Void was a headache. The acting was awful, the visuals pretnetious (although I appreciate the technical talent). Are you sure you just don't think le psychedelics are cool?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Climax was fun. Void was a headache
          kinda felt the same, climax was more concise with it's shtick and didn't meander around too much like void

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enter the void is the movies junkies watch and are impressed with the colors

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, Void is the only one I found watchable. Climax exposed him for me. The guys obviously done enough acid so I expected him to go a lot further than he did

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Salo worth watching?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered hard

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the greatest living directors and the way his movies pierce through the veil of conventional norms in form and content is refreshing

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attention whoring piece of shit.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I STAND ALONE is a masterpiece of depression cinema. I dare anyone to watch it and not want to kill themselves. And that’s a good thing.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE, The movie is like, art man! You just don't get it! A long, boring, pretentious movie with a few edgy shock scenes is so artsy because.....there's a simple message that literally gets spelled out for you in the movie! Irreversible is like, art, man, it's heckin' depressing and shit! I love watching a bunch of homosexuals and blacks dance around in Climax, it's pure kino! I love watching french EXTREME cinema while sipping star bucks coffee and listening to Jefre Cantu-Lesdesma at the same time, it makes me smart, heckin' midwit chud! Oh yeah, did I mention I like to do DRUGS while watching ENTER THE VOID, bro!? I got real high and started trippin' while my wife's boyfriend fricked by wife once! He bought me a Gaspar Noe T-shirt after too! Oh yeah, and have you heard of I STAND ALONE!? It's so fricking depressing bro, it's almost more depressing than the thought of anti-vaxxer chuds not getting their booster shots. That Love movie is pretty kino too, it's not porn it's ART, incel! A graphic up close shot of a dick cumming towards the camera is ART! I fricking love french extreme movies!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but hes quoting you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every Gaspar Noe fan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thinking in terms of being a "fan" if you enjoy the work of an artist is cringe. Grow up Timmy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really think this caricature would be into his films tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Coping Gaspar Noe gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >erm... I don't really think this caricature would be into his films tbh...

      ShartyBlack folk really are single digit IQ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DICK CUMMING AT THE CAMERA IS ART YOU FRICKING CHUD THE THREESOME SCENE IS ART!!!!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >erm... I don't really think this caricature would be into his films tbh...

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Climax is kino.
    Enter the Void and Irreversible are good.
    I Stand Alone is kinda edgelord garbage.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gaspar Noe had dinner with Sarah Gadon once.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I stand alone" is good. That's about it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is gaspar noe the only director whose films are good but you absolutely wouldnt want to watch them again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are good but you absolutely wouldnt want to watch them again?
      I don't really agree with this sentiment, sure they are uncomfortable at times but that is part of the enjoyment, same way you enjoy the scariness of a horror film

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a great song and i wish sebastian would make more like it

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Gaspar Noe such a degenerate homosexual?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're a virgin and a rube

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >degenerate
      >makes a movie about how evil pedos are
      >makes a movie about how evil gays are
      >makes a movie about how evil drug dealers are
      >makes a movie about how violent black people are
      He's ourguy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Care to explain what Gaspar Noe meant by this video?

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        He's a degenerate homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          straight pedophilia is not degenerate. it's just normal human behavior. it's only the gays that are degenerate

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lots of gay sex in Irreversible
    >Gay blowjob in Enter the Void
    >Gay blacks in Climax
    >He likes Salo, a gay homosexual movie
    Is Gaspar Noe gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hes french they love gay degenerate shit because they think it makes them look cultured. Same reason they eat shitty cheese and snails

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