>genius chemist's son is a literal moron
was it karma?
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>genius chemist's son is a literal retard
>genius chemist's son is a literal moron
was it karma?
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Yeah for marrying and banging a brain dead waitress
Why did a genius chemist have to settle for a waitress?
>caring about a woman's job
He caught feelings and Los Alamos is a small town
And the women that work at the labs are typically...not attractive.
>caught feelings
schizo shitskin term
>developing feelings for someone after talking to them is schizo behaviour
Brain rot
he worked at Sandia, not Los Alamos, two different labs, Sandia is in alberquerque
>Oh my god, baby, tell me more about using asymmetric Buchwald-Hartwig amination for selective synthesis of C-N/N-N atropisomers. That's so fricking hot!
How do you see that going? Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
buchwald-hartwig amination reactions for constructing centered chirality, planar chirality, and axial chirality remain in their infancy owing to limited substrate scope and laggard ligand design. it's sad that walt jr. never saw walt again after he dtove away that night.
Stop im gonna coooooom
>genius chemist
For the breakfasts
"Handedness"
he doesn't want his wife to be better or richer than him. That's the entire reason why he broke up with Gretchen. Also Skylar was an accountant working part time as a waitress so she's not braindead.
He knocked her up during his break with what's her face. He was a good person and married her
That's hybrid vigor though, one of the reason autism is on the rise is because high IQ poindexters with mild autistic traits mate and make super autists.
That's bullshit but I believe it
I doubt it, autists used to be able to reproduce, now, not so much
boomer and xoomer highly educated professional class are making the yoomer and zoomer giga autists who will never breed
Walt is about to have another moronic kid because his wife gave birth at fricking 40.
Yikes, wasn't Walt 50?
Skyler did it
Dumb waitress b***h genes + smoking
He wasn't? His disability was purely physical, Walt was trying to get enough money to pay for both his and Holly's college education.
>He wasn't? His disability was purely physical
moron alert
>open na noor
Maybe his daughter will grow up to become a genius chemists too.
Nah Skyler saw to that
The irony of Cinemaphile criticizing the physical and intellectual competency of this guy
He’s literally me
The irony is Walter Jr is a better man than his father will ever be
Maybe. Walt didnt break bad until the last couple years of his life.
Hank was more of a father to him than Walt.
He'll never be great. Walt was a great man but not a good one
he was just as much of an impulsive dumbass in the show as walt
Huh, I almost thought this was a Smallville thread from that picture, but those lips aren't quite luscious enough, I guess.
>but I kep up right? I dank three
Do you think Walt and Skyler knew that he would have cerebral palsy before he was born? If they did, do you think they should have aborted him knowing the life of hardship he would lead?
No, almost all cases of cerebral palsy are caused by doctor error during delivery.
They definitely did
YJK
I was surprised to learn he actually had Cerebral Palsy.
You can tell
Never forget that Hank got a blowjob from a troony right before his wedding
Lol I dont remember this, when was this?
which boards did he post on?
>local moron can't understand colloquial slang
local moron checks those quads
witnessed
bros...
Frick…
>my wife's son
they should have gotten the kid in with walt cookin meth. his nickname could have been hawkings.
Walt Jr's father was Ted.
Skylar: Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes
Walt: Red Hair, Blue Eyes
Ted: Brown Hair, Brown Eyes
Walt Jr: Brown Hair, Brown Eyes
>"Good genes." ~Ted
Blue eyes are a recessive gene.
more like it was a shit casting
Eye color isn't Mendelian.
The Walt Jr being Ted's son was one of those early plot lines that Vince ended up dropping. Like the kleptomania one. At least this one made sense, in the post "I fricked Ted" BB episodes, it was hard enough getting the audience to sympathize with Skyler. Revealing that Walt had been raising another man's son for 16 years would've been the nail in that coffin.
Oh shit so it was true?
Are methbabies a thing? Cause Walt probably tarded up hundreds of them
wtf was he even doing at the end of the show? dudes gotta be an adult for like 3 years and did he do anything? homie shoulda got a job
I think Flynn worked at the car wash iirc. No need to be rude btw
car wash will get confiscated because it's bought with drug money. Flynn will have to suck dicks for several years until that Schwartz money come through.
>Something is written by someone
>Was it karma?
The moron is you
His sperm got fricked up from chemical exposer.
Somebody saveeee meeee!!! Oh wait
Gigatard