gentlemen i believe the next course of action should be obvious

gentlemen i believe the next course of action should be obvious

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chucky rapes megan, while his wife and chud son watch?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >M3gan
    >formerly Chucky

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chucky wins obviously and Megan is no more.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuckin chunky who??????????? m3gan will beat that thing into submission and make him lick her sweaty feet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noyou're a cuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah fuckin cucky whatever his name is ain't got shit on m3gan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      robots don't sweat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i ordered mine with sweat glands

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the sex

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M3gan leads to STEM from Upgrade. There. Send me my check for $5.59, Blum.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's much less central to this movie than that one but I also 100% got the vibe that M3gan's movements were inspired by Stem
      Like the choreography is intentionally pushing to convey
      >very graceful, very precise, but doesn't understand or particularly care about the limits of human anatomy, reflex or aesthetic

      Also watching this webm a couple times I'm wondering if the guy's movements in the movie weren't actually that dramatic but the very dynamic dolly work made them very exciting to view in context

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When M3gan caught a hammer thrown to her by its handle in order to use it against the thrower, and then sidestepped to avoid a chainsaw attack, it's when I totally got STEM vibes too

        And M3gan's viral dance scene, even if not a fight, was made because they always intended M3gan to be played by a professional dancer that would subvert movie character expectations of what a short doll could possibly do to them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to add the part at the beginning of this clip when Grey gets up from the ground real kick was replicated in M3gan, physically by her actress because IRl she's a contortionist.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M3GAN
    >reinforced exoskeleton and parts
    >physically strong and fast
    >ability to control tech
    >tapped into the internet so it can access a plethora of information
    Chucky
    >a dude in a literal doll body

    M3GAN wins. Doesn’t matter who has the better movie or which one you nerds like better. It’s not a popularity contest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chucky is just a doll with a manlet in it? kek who watches this shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not really a manlet but his soul possesses the doll

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His soul is in the doll. Not his body. Either way cucks who want a cross over should kill themselves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >asks a question
        >doesn’t wait for an answer before taking a stance and making a comment
        This is a weirdly frequent occurrence on this board.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you just did the same fucking thing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Explain

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What question did they ask, anon? Are you retarded or something?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tifanny or M3gan, which one is hotter? That's the real question.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you should have a nice day

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reboot chucky was already a robot. It writes itself.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >magic vs technology
    unironically kino
    would watch

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M3gan's encounter with Brandon was a proto-Chucky fight. That was the first time she learned to adapt to a terrible kid that would have grown up to become an even worse adult. By the time the Chucky crossover movie happens she will be more than ready for him. It's actually Chucky who will need to be on the defensive and get with the times.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a doll with stuffing vs a titanium robot with advanced learning ai
    gee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Original Chucky? No. Remake Chucky? Yes. OG Chucky is a literal doll, so his body would get torn to shreds when Megan beats the shit out of him. Remake Chucky is a robot, so it could probably stand a bit of a chance against her.

      M3gan would even beat Charles Lee Ray in human form, this is a completely stomp

      You’re all forgetting that Chucky has access to voodoo magic, he couldn’t take Megan in hand to hand but with the right spells he would have a shot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >manlet inside a doll with magic powers
        seriously who watches this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Has he ever used it outside of possesing bodies?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Original Chucky? No. Remake Chucky? Yes. OG Chucky is a literal doll, so his body would get torn to shreds when Megan beats the shit out of him. Remake Chucky is a robot, so it could probably stand a bit of a chance against her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't bet on RoboChucky either, M3gan is still taller than him and would literally dance on his ass, Chucky was pinned to the ground by several kids and M3gan resisted a robot taller and much bulkier than her even after it ripped her in two. And M3gan's learning AI and hacking technologies were a lot more impressive than Chucky's, I haven't watched the Child's Play remake in a while but I think he could only hack his company's products while M3gan came from a toy company but took over fancy cars and smart houses, and that might be just the beginning.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M3gan would even beat Charles Lee Ray in human form, this is a completely stomp

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M3gan vs M4rtian

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M3gan also has access to legions of simps that will do anything for her

    Cucky is about to get raped

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