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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the bad guy in this was fricking intense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watched this as a kid and the bad guys genuinely terrified me

      WASH DAY TOMORROW! NOTHING CLEAN, RIGHT?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's not much respect for pigs

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched this as a kid and the bad guys genuinely terrified me

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love this montage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing more kino than American cities in the 80s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too many stallone montages to choose from

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      0:33 one black troony, 0:44 another black troony gay prostitute

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's absolute kino. It becomes even more kino once you learn Stallone had to come in and edit the movie down drastically so it could play two times an evening to hold its own against top gun. The assembly cut was way longer and had more alleged mind-frick scenes like all the serial killers going about their day jobs and stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we need that assembly cut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if they even have the original masters somewhere, but it would pretty gnarly because there's so much material there it would become a different movie altogether
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_(1986_film)#Versions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit that all sounds extremely kino. I have a reason to hate Top Gun now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the 2 hour directors cut would be good

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >villains are bad because....they are evil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      simple as

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ANGEL OF THE CITYYYYY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino track

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well it was Stallone's baby and it flopped, paving the way for Arnold to take the mantle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it didn't flop

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    absolute, unironic, KINO

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw still no extended cut

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, more like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Extreme Prejudice

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arnold did it better

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wears shades
    >indoors
    >at night
    >while cutting pizza
    >with a...scissor
    can’t get any more literally me than this

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