George was right

George was right

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never peed in the shower. I’ve always just pissed while the shower is heating up so I’m not just standing there like a dumbass. I try to be an efficient person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I try to be an efficient person.
      anon where do you think you are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m on the treadmill right now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more efficient to piss while washing your hair so you can combine actions. Flushing the toilet after you piss with the shower running can lower the water pressure and make it take longer to heat up. And if it takes so long to heat up that you can piss, then that may point to inefficiencies with your plumbing or water heater.
      moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t flush while my shower is running, moron. If it’s yellow let it mellow.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your house smells like old pee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shower is heating up
      Wtf? How long does it take your shower to heat up? It should be instant.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like 2 minutes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your hot water heater sucks. That shit should take like 10-15 seconds. Do you live in a big apartment building with a boiler or something?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i've moved like 10 times in my life in houses and apartments and i've never had hot water take 15 seconds. sometimes it comes quicker depending on what room i am in though

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If he lives in a house rather than a 600sqft studio apt where the tank is directly next to the bathroom, and doesn't have one of those in room propane fired instant heat setups it's just going to take a few minutes no matter what you do. All the cold water in the dozens of feet of pipe have to be purged before anything hot comes through and that takes time. You might have one of those automated hot water circulating systems but that doesn't fix the problem, it just inverts it. Now when you want cold water from a faucet you have to run all the hot water sitting in the loop out and chill the pipes before you get something cold.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, this community might interest you!

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Sinkpissers/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched like 9 people piss in sinks.
      Thanks!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now do the same for wafflestomping

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based, I sink piss all the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me too. imagine bending the knee to Big Toilet.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peeing in the shower is great. It's such a liberating feeling. Don't know how to explain it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was on his side but he took it too far when he started waffle stomping in the gym shower

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, he is right from a technical aspect. But you don't fricking pee in a public shower, especially when other people can see you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why were they looking at his willy in the first place?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gay bathhouse. Many such cases.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a power move.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we all made power moves all the time we'd live in hell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And especially not on somebody's naked feet while maintaining strong eye contact and a half chub. Definitely don't do that.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jery funds IDF missiles

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pissing in a hot shower so it steams up at you and you get piss on your face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The piss can't possibly get hot enough to steam.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elaine was right. George's gym is an open shower. Maybe if they were individual stalls it would be okay to pee

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    George was right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's stopping people from just grabbing some of those vegetables without paying for them? It's not like anybody inside the store can see you through all those curtains and posters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the 90s, we wern't all apes like you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What would a Black person want with asparagus?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Civility. Living in a decent society

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody who's going to steal a vegetable has any reason to want a vegetable. It's a pretty self regulating situation. Kind of like how sunscreen is never locked up in convenience stores.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Old people with shit pensions do. I used to work in a store and people would steal fruit and vegetables all the time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          A.C. Slater

          Cause blacks dont use sunscreen lotion, thats why its not locked up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that's the joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no he wasn't, he took too long before backing up

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    George is right that it's all one drain but in a communal shower you're making everyone else stand in a dilution of your piss. If you piss on someone's leg that gives you the right to break someone's face meaning that being forced to stand in someone else's piss justifies a verbal warning at the very least.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes piss in the kitchen sink when I can't be bothered to walk all the way to the toilet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't peed in my toilet in years. Peeing in the sink just feels so much better. It's satisfying watching the stream to into the drain-hole.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many anons that exclusively piss in their sinks?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I theorize it's because a large minority of anons live in basements and/or are up at late hours into the night, in which case their parents would get mad if they flush the toilet late at night, or if they leave piss unflushed in the toilet. In a way, it's slightly more civilized than pissing in bottles.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If George drank more water his pee would have been more transparent and no one would have seen his yellow stream in the public shower.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He might be like me though where the pee comes out like someone’s thumb over a water hose. I don’t get why mine does that but I’m sure people would notice if looking closely

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like to close my foreskin up and pee and let it fill up until it looks like a cherry tomato and let it leak slowly out

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That extra walking behind her is extremely distracting

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    george was in the right, all our waste water gets recycled into drinking water.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When people say seinfeld isn't funny I just think of that scene where george eats the eclair out of the trash and start laughing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My mom took brown bananas out of the trash once so she could make banana bread and I swear she had the same logic as George when I got pissed about it. One of them even had tomato sauce on it

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    George > Elaine > Kramer > Jerry

  19. 2 weeks ago
    A.C. Slater

    I pee exclusively in sinks, no need to touch a shitty toilet, or its handle to flush, saves water. Plus its that height for a reason.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong being shirtless while taking a dump. George is based for this one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have always been taken aback by how pink his nipples are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who doesn't shit nude is a savage.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it's your shower and you aim for the drain/ have a raised shower mat that you avoid, it's fine
    if it's not your shower it's fine if no one knows but still impolite
    UNLESS you had asparagus for dinner

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